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Ok I'm gonna drop a truth b*mb
Ask someone to name the top five moves of
>MJF
>Ibushi
>Okada
>Ospreay
They probably won't or won't even try.
Ask someone to name the top 5 moves of
>Bron Breaker
>Solo Sikoa
>john cena
>gunther
>jey uso
They will most likely immediately say all of them correctly.
And that, my friends, is the only difference between wwe and aew. Not ratings, not money, not creative, this is the only difference.
Wwe is programmed low-cognitive load slop is the realest conspiracy theory out there.
Top 5 OP moves
1. Sucking cock behind a dumpster
2. Testing positive for AIDS
3. Being a tranny
4. Being a jeet
5. Being a dumbass motherfucking nigger who shits up the 'log
>>18209295Those are the moves of the iyo general.
>>18209288 (OP)I barely watch wrestling anymore but
>MJFSecond rope piledriver
flair strut
armbar
uhhh jackie chan
>ibushino idea
>Okadarainmaker
dropkick
clothesline
lariat
middle finger to fans
>Ospreaysasuke special
moonsault
kwab driver '92
storm breaker
his finisher, hidden blade or something
>Bronspear
uhhhh
spear but with running the ropes more
>Solo samoan spike
samoan drop
>Cenathat's too easy, five moves of doom is literally named after him
>guntherrear naked choke
choppa
choppa
choppa
dropkick
>jey usosamoan drop
"superkick"
samoan splash
yeet
MJF - heatseeker, can't think of anything else
Ibushi - kamigoye, phoenix splash, standing moonsault, those triple kicks he does, golden triangle
Okada - rainmaker, money clip, dropkick, tombstone
Ospreay - oscutter, stormbreaker, "round the world" is it called?, spanish fly
Bron Breaker - I literally don't know who that is
John Cena - I've never seen a Cena match before
Gunther - I don't know who he is
Jey Uso - I don't know who this is
>>18209348What third world country are you from? Japan?
>>18209348>"round the world" is it called?The move I'm thinking of is where it looks like he's going to lariat someone but he basically wraps his arm on their shoulder and then backflips his legs up over their shoulders and lands with his feet down over their head in position to do a powerbomb or some other move
>>18209364Your parents being siblings explains your retardation.
>My thing better because more popular
Edrones legitimately arenโt even human. They need to be rounded up into concentration camps
>>18209364Ahh makes sense. AEW is the best fed in the trailer park trash demo
>>18209403I can't even mentally visualize this wtf
>>18209444Ospreay does it all the fuckin time in his big sequences, it looks like a destino. It ends with him with his opponents head under his crotch in a pre-power bomb stance
>>18209359USA so third world, anon was right even if it was not his intention kek
>>18209444it's a transitional move/setup really, spins around from clothesline into a crucifix and then around to get opponent's head between his legs
>>18209336Aren't the Rainmaker, Clothesline and Lariat literally the same thing
>>18209288 (OP)Jey uso
Superkick
Frog splash
Choppa
Dropkick
Tope suicida
DUI
Holy shit that really was fkn easy!
>>18209474The subtle variations, the kinesiological differences in technique, the physiognomatic deviations in execution between each one, anon. You are exposing yourself hard as a clueless ignoramus.
>>18209480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmoMivtcths
that's what the anon meant, no idea what the name could be but maybe the float-over? I dunno
I was wrong about the crucifix though kek
>>18209497shitposting aside though
Clothesline is when your arm is straight and your opponent runs into you, while with a Lariat you use your whole arm and hit with force instead of waiting for your opponent to run into it
t. autist