HEALTH AT EVER SIZE EDITION

Which AEW wrestler moveset do they give him?

I'm going with Queen Aminata.

put him in darby’s face paint and give him the coffin drop. he finna kill niggas.

BASED PAUL

Princess Kenny is mad af rn

Man, Jelly Roll really lost weight

Be honest with me /pw/. Is it worth going on cruises? I have my 30th coming up and some friends and family are suggesting going on a cruise. I never been on one before. No we would not be going on carnival

gotta love randy

>>18213758 (OP)
>Drew and Logan vs Randal and JellyRoll
Honestly I'm in

randy is so lame

>>18214606
People that go on cruises deserve the rope.

Logan is so based

>>18214618
What happened to you on that cruise ship Anon? Let it out

who the fuck is jellyroll

Kino segment. If you hate it, you hate wrestling.

JELLY CHADS, WE ARE BACK

HASANWASABI COME SAVE LOGAN NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED I SHOW SNEED IN THE MAIN ROSTER NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS JEFF JARRET

>>18213758 (OP)
he dropped some weight based jelly roll

>>18214632
A country singer I think

>Jelly and Orton vs Logan and Drew
Based?

Wade Barrett is timing the segments..

10/10

AEWesque

ONLY PEWDIEPIE CAN SAVE US NOW

>completely random segment
>it's pure dimes

>>18214658
Smarks will piss and shit themselves with rage because they hate entertainment, but yes it's based.

>>18214656
Crazy how country singers have face tattoos now

Logan is a great heel lmfao

>>18214606
now that they banned black people they might be worth it

>destroying the equipment
Just gets better

>>18214658
I’d watch it

One time I messed up playing drums and did that to my drum kit too. Based Logan he's just like me.

i’m here from reddit

RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE RECKFUL COME SAVE US PLEASE

>logang and ishowmeat
>vs
>randy and belly swole

>>18214632
He's one of them albino africans. Supposedly makes "country music". Might be Tongan.

>>18214678
And black women have blonde hair now.

>Drew and Gunther both having shitty feuds
That’s what happens when you go against the bloodline.

Too bad Jeff Jarrett is in AEW

>>18214678
country music is completely niggerfied now

TESS YOU CANT SAY R TRUTH YOU HAVE TO SAY RON KILLINGS

>>18214678
Country isn't really country anymore, it's just a gayer version of pop

You guys watching Iguana Vs Santino after Smackdown?
Psycho Clown is also announcing his WWE debut apparently

>so-uh
>your-uh main event-uh
>a 60 year old-uh negro-uh

k

Based sports entertainment Vinceian segment

ITS TIME TO KILL BLACK

>>18214606
Shit I'd sooner go to Japan or a fancy national park. Cruise is fine if you end up in venice

FUCKING BAAAAAASED LOGOD

>>18214679
It works because he is a heel IRL. I remember when he got sued IRL he immediately ran an angle where LA Punk sued him to fuck with google searches

>>18214708
>not santino and his daughter

this is only game thread #2??? nigga the show is almost over and only TWO THREADS???? holy shit WWE is dying.

I know you you raped last summer

Shoulda been a mixed tag match. Jelly Roll & Piper Niven would be dangerously based.

>>18214708
wtf iguana vs santino? fuck yeah i'm watching it
where

>>18214711
das tha trooth!

>>18214724
What would their finisher even be

>>18214718
Santinos daughter is one bad bump away from a wheelchair

>>18214722
It's number thread, getting recycled for reason

>>18214606
watch this later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Rf0HxahP8

>>18214722
this thread is being recycled bro we're 3 deep right now

>>18214722
Dubs of truth

>>18214723
>I Know Who Did You 33 Summers Ago

>>18214708
where can I watch this illegally? or will it be on youtube?

>>18214708
Im too poor to pay for streams, vpns and giving a fuck. Ill watch bdjw and botchamania if anything of utter worth happens.

>>18214722
It's 3
I made this before Irealized some other tard made a second one
No idea why the janny didn't delete this like normal
We are technically on thread 3

>>18214727
Space or Max on Mexico, or go luchas if you are navigating the waves i think

>>18214691
STUPID NIGGER TRANNY

>>18214707
So country?

Whoever watches Resident Alien deserves the rope.

>>18214718
Lola is probably taking the pin I don't think Santino wanted Grace taking it

>>18214722
Last thread was #2 too. Echads deflate the thread count to stay humble.

Who is that

>>18214762
The alien is autistic AF. He's more over with me than most of the roster.

>>18214770
good point

>>18214711
Truth has been so annoying lately this is the first time I'm rooting for Black

whos the bogged tranny?

>shows up
>destroys your equipment
>leaves

>jellyroll and randy ortan linking up
Kinda based ngl

>>18214749
>>18214753

NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DING

>>18214762
It's our favourite show, get with the program.

the ron killings experiment failed this is like the morbius situation all over again

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

>>18214708
I can't wait for the acquisition to be official and for WWE to make this easier to watch for Americans.

>truth vs black
utterly dimeless lmao

>>18214789
is it in english on any of these?

>>18214785
LOOS LIKE NATALYA

>>18214785
Natalya I think

>>18214785
Is Dana Brooke back?

Who is this match for..

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

I bet Tess' balls are freshly shaven. Such a clean, suckable, chad.

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVERY TRULY DIDDLY
I POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULD
AND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA
(SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED)
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DING
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY
I POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULD
AND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA

based ethel

Why are hill billies always married to the ugliest pieces of shit you have ever see ?

>that old lady staring down Aleister

Buddy’s friend!

he got the andrade/lyra pop lmao

NO DING IS TRUELY DONG

>>18214706
Diiiiiimes for me brother

i hate this black guy

>>18214801
Nope AAA doesn't have English commentators yet, they are getting hired on September iirc

>>18214785
Body language would suggest Jelly Roll's squeeze.

>>18214813
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY

PURE STRIKES

>>18214589
him and Lil Wyte are the big dimes of country rap

>>18214819
It's the witch that taught him new occult spells and techniques

Why did they bring Truth back to give him a crackhead behind 7/11 gimmick? kek

>>18214785
his wife Bunnie XO

KAAAAAAAZZEEE NE NAAARRREEEEEEEEEE

holy fuck R-Truth got some MOVES

Please for the love of God let truth use his own moveset and not Cena's.

I want him to do the flip stunner

Peedub, i've but one declaration to make:

I will always be finna.

>>18214799
You think they will put at least some of the AAA archives on Peacock? I'm a mark for wrestling archives.

>>18214838
They brought him back because of all of the backlash.

>>18214829
homosexuales

how the fuck is one max stream with a ton of delay

53 year old truth with corkscrew kicks and hitting the ropes at full speed

holy kwab

KWAB

KWAB

OHNONONO BLACKED

Joe Tessitore looks like a fun guy to suck off. Like he’d really appreciate it

Why are they incapable of filming Black's entrance correctly?

2 minute match..

KEK Truth walking away after handling this bitch

Blacked jobbing already looool

B-LISTER BLACK

I know I say this every week but this time I really mean it, this is one of the worst SDs I've ever seen.

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KWABB
(kek what a black bitch)

>>18214870
Based, missed you

>>18214842
>google that name
>first news is: "Jelly Roll’s Wife Bunnie Xo Officially Addresses ‘Open Marriage’ Rumors"
>she just confirms the "rumors"
Jesus Christ

Now Black feuding with the ref.

They wrestle good desu. Looking forward to more matches between them

>>18214869
Black got Blacked

explain to me why Malakai Black thought this was better than AEW? He just jobbed to the #1 comedy jobber with a roll up

>aleister jobbing to r-truth

>>18214878
omfg worshiping my queen's stomach

Buddy lost to Daniel Garcia so losing to Rtruth isn’t that bad.

good lord Tiff !!!

GOD I want to lick Tiffy

I get why he got his dreads cut but I don't like bald truth also KWAB

>>18214838
They didn't bring him back
He said his contract wasn't renewed at the end of July
Lots of actual sources reported the same
Meltzer sperged the fuck out and said 'he was released' and put out that it meant he was gone that day and people sperged

>>18214870
WELCOME BACK
>WELCOME BACK
WELCOME BACK
>WELCOME BACK

>>18214876
then change the channel if you are that upset nigga

Holy shit, Timothy is basically nude.

Why is Truth moving like this at 53? What the fuck

>Your first crush
I could have sworn Trish gave a promo last year or so where she said she didn't like being idolized as a nostalgia sex symbol from the 90's?

YEET?

>>18214883
Did she open the forbidden shed?

>>18214866
aleister floyd probably cried tears of joy when he was told he was jobbing to r-truth

>>18214888
Because he’s on tv doing singles matches. I dunno why everyone thinks he left to “be a star”

Blacked

Goddamn Tiffy she looks like a snack for once

SEXO

Please tell me she's going to wrestling in that outfit ...

Why are they still calling him r truth?

>>18214901
because he knew it was a quick match so he went all out just this once at the start

>>18214901
Probably stem cell therapy like Goldberg

>>18214901
He's literally top guy material but the writers have no ides so now he's doing this dimeless stuff.

>>18214878
Why are you posting this when she is getting mogged by 60yo Trish?

>It's modern hollywood so we can't take risks on a new IP so we should reboot something to make some money.
>Let's do the naked gun
>Have you seen it before?
>No

>>18214888
still less embarrassing then being on aew

>>18214899
I'm addicted to schadenfreude thoughbeit

>>18214909

>>18214910
Hit the showers Black coming here right after your match to do damage control won't change anything

>>18214924
I'm still gonna watch it, looks like legit cringekino.

>>18214853
That would be cool. Or on the WWE Vault channel.

>>18214888
>Malakai Black
don't call him by his slave name

BLACK PRIEST

>>18214934
Anything is better than sitting in catering in aew.

>>18214848
>>18214847
Holy fuck that opening offensive was classic TNA truth. I seriously think he is warming up for an attempt on Cena's life.

>Corkscrew kick
>Cross turnbuckle splash
>Suplex Stunner (failed)

>>18214942
I want milk

Priest is such a dimeless BITCH

since when can they slap their knees?

TIFFY

PRIEST BLACKED

Based Aleister telling that dimeless prick to eat shit

Jesus Fucking Christ Tiffany.

You think Tiffy likes being sexually degraded by her older daddy bf

Tiff's thighs look scrumptious

>melikey blacks feuding with zesty undertaker
Glad damian is firmly back in the midcard

sexola

>the whore of famer

IF ONLY TIFF WASN'T SO FUCKING BOGGED IN THE FACE FUCK
AAAAAAH

Why do they put Wade in the divas segments?

Truth > Black > Priest

Powerlevels are fucked

stiff actually looking sex tonight

Trish accepting her milf status pretty well

>>18214943
Yeah, at least putting some stuff on the Vault channel would be neat.

PER THE PODAST, TIFFY NOT WEARING AYNTHING UNDER HER CLOTHES TONIGHT

Damien Priest SUCKIS

>>18214903
shes wrong too

>>18213758 (OP)
When does Lankybox come out? I'm the Gen Z target demographic

I feel they force Tiffy to dress ugly but she's got the body

Tiffy always sounds like she's reading off a script in theater class

Tiffy is so bad, so so very bad.
But I would still fuck her at full force
In her mouth, vagina, and anus

Them thicc thighs on Tiffy

Timothy always sounds so fucking nervous and unsure during promos.

tiff looking hot, shame about the face

>crickets

Tiff tranny body vs Trish petite feminine. Absolutely mogged

>>18214991
>>18214995
She wasn't like this in NXT when she was a heel. This character just doesn't work as a babyface.

boomers vs zoomers

EVOLUTION IS A MISTERY

>>18214991
Boom you nailed it. All the NXT people have this problem because it's the only way they know how to work.

>>18214991
rEMINDS ME OF cHARLOTTE

these blonde women gonna make me act up and disturb the neighbors

Finally! A black person!

Why does Trish just randomly show up every 8 months to challenge whoever has a belt? She's like female goldberg

Tiffy is so bipolar, she looks smoking hot from certain angles and looks like a literal male from others.

Was trish really a big deal

>>18214992
Based straight bro

>>18215000
I want my face between tiffys thighs

>>18214995
Who the fuck is he calling

>>18215000
It's kinda embarrassing, really

NAOMIII I POPPED

>>18215017
Gay

>>18215014
fuck off zoomer

WATCH OUT FOR THAT BRIEFCASE

This shit has been horrid. Imagine saving up and traveling to see this. Where tf is Cody

Nye-ohme could have saved this segment

>>18214992
>and anus

Time for the niggress brawl segment

>>18215017
>I want my face between tiffys thighs
so you can't see her face, right?

>>18215014
Trish was like the only semi decent female wrestler back then

SHE HAS A BOMB

>>18215014
yeah her and stacy were fucking huge

Tiffy looking sexy tonight!

>>18215018
Frens, duh.

>VHS tapes
>TikTok
Kek zoomer Tiff BTFO

BITCHES BE CRAZY

>>18215012
is the cursed makeup she has, even on damn LFG she looks better

hehe you are old
hehe you are young

>>18215023
only if I swallow

>>18215026
>screwdriver on a pcb

Me and stiffy time

>naomi actually about to save a segment
>jade ruins it

>>18215026
Nice clock nigmed

SOMEONE CALL CODY

>>18215026
>screwdriver on a pcb board with only solder
What did she mean by this?

Tiffany is Sexo dont care about what the cripple faggot spam

Holy shit, Jade looks really hot today

>no Cody
???????

WORLD STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>18215026
Holy based. Hezbollah Naomi.

>>18215040
Yeah that was a good one.

God almighty I'm so happy this shit is no longer 3 hrs.

>>18215026
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.

>>18215056
call him what?

Who’s bigger? Tessetore or Big Jim?

>>18215030
>The anus community

YEET

wtf this nigga still employed?

>>18215058
She and Trish eclipses everything at smackdown RN

>>18215056
He's busy banging Bianca

i was Born a Kang

>>18215034
Ponder the aroma

>>18213758 (OP)
George Bush is going to be at All In to counter program this show

>jimmy vs. solo US title match

Now can rikishi finally shut the fuck up? None of his kids inherited his finisher so why even let them run these fucking belts?

>>18215060
Cody has a match in 3 weeks at Summer Slam with Cena. Cena has 1 confirmed date between now and then. This company is run by fucking idiots.

>>18215082
Heavenly shea butter

>>18215082
They got a whiff and couldn't take it

>>18215084
Basado.

>>18215070
The King of the Black Kqweens ring

>>18215026
BAH GAWD!

>>18215068
Imagine the fart humiliation joi. Women's US Champion forces you to worship her rumbling farts

>>18215084
WWE will never misunderestimate AEW again

>>18215070
By his real name, Raheem

Are they gonna slip in a women's match onto the SNME card last minute like they did last time?

Why doesn’t /pw/ use NinjaTranfers to make merch?

>>18215087
NO RIKISHI DRIVER
NO PUSH

>>18215108
>misunderestimate
Sir, it is our unfortunate honor to inform you:

Good morning.

SNME is basically a free WWF In Your House. High profile mostly meaningless matches

>>18215109
CODY RAHEEM RODES
ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEGROES
WHERE CODY STARTS RACISM ENDS
WAKANDA'S LEADER

EATING IT ALL

>>18215068
It's truly a blessing it's back to 2 hours, as it should be

Bronson Reed?

>>18215123
zoom zoom

OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC OTC

LA Knight sucks and I’m tired of pretending he doesn’t

isnt SNME only 2 hours long? why does it feel like they got 9 matches

>Talla Tomga

>casually has one of the best themes in wwe right now in youre bathe

>>18215129
as God intended

>MFTs
wdtmbt?

So what happened to John Cena?

>>18215143
NO I WILL NOT WASTE THE SAUCE

Coconut family drama main event

So lemme guess Jacob is gonna interfere

>No Chelsea Green
Bros...

>Tanga Reed

ACCOMPANIED BY
>reads notes
JIMMY JONGA
MADONGO MAGOO
TUCKA TIFA

>>18215154
They go quick.

>>18215154
You're thinking of All In.

Is Rollins coming out

>>18215171
Lot of people missing tonight. Its weird

>>18215171
Automatically makes it a dimeless smackdown

>>18215165
Limited appearances. Busy schedule. please understand

>>18215178
kek

>>18215165
HE SOLD HIS SOUL BRO XDDDDDDD TO THE ROCK BRO IT WAS EPIC BRO XD THE STORY THEY KEEP TELLING ABOUT HIM SELLING HIS SOUL EVERY WEEK IS AMAZING !!

What is the next high profile Rock cousin for them to add? Who is left in the indies?

When will the Wyatts and the Coconuts collide?

>>18215187
with the outfits hes been wearing i've been asking that question for ages

>9 minutes for the main event
ok

>>18215165
They realized they burned his appearances too quickly

Jacob should just no sell everything what are they doing

>Large James

Jimmy is Jey only without the concert intro. He has nothing positive going on

>>18215200
his argentinian (veyr white) cousin, tango loa

>>18215202
2 weeks

>>18215192
The fucked up turning SD back to 2h, they now have a huge roster and a lot less time for everyone - which doesn't just mean they don't have time to shine or for their fans to see them, but also less ad revenue when they still have to pay their contracts. Absurdity.

I don’t agree with dudes like Cobb who aren’t related to the Anaoi family at all in the bloodline. Sami worked because it was ironic and “honorary uce” was the whole gimmick.

>>18215187
Most of us already think he's a massive faggot its no longer necessary.

>>18215211
>They realized they burned his appearances too quickly
Is there a major PPV after his supposed last appearance? I wouldn't put it past them to lie about that and give him on or two more

>>18215224
He's funnier to me

>>18215200
Juicy Finau

>>18215224
Jimmy is slightly better, an okay midcarder

>>18215246

>>18215236
It’s an actual outsider that looks nothing like them.

>>18215243
Theoretically his last match will be in December, last year they did a SNME in December.

EXCELLENT TAG TEAM MATCH SO FAR

>>18215251
Bro we have like 10 minutes left

was "big jim" a thing for real or it all happened after naomi said her ass is made for BJC only?

>>18215273
It never was a thing until a few weeks ago

>>18215273
i dont know about officially but ive heard people call jimmy "Big Jim" for years at this point

>>18215202
its inevitable. They are literally 25% of the Smackdown roster.

>>18215389
You're missing JC Mateo