All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

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All In Zero Hour Pre-Show (1:00pm ET / 10:00am PT) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRblKqc0J6o

All In Zero Hour Card:
>FTR vs. The Outrunners
>The Sons Of Texas & The Von Erichs vs. Shane Taylor Promotions
>Big Boom AJ & The Conglomeration vs. The Don Callis Family

MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

Buddy shouldve done anything.

this is thread #5 actually

>>18220351 (OP)
>Sorry, Kyle, uhm I got injured...

>>18220351 (OP)
CM Punk lost

GVOON GVANG GVOONIN!

Mercedes is hosting a preshow fuckfest in her lockerroom. All fans are invited to come and get a taste of this tight little caramel treat.

buddy will be interrupting omega vs okada and shoot knocking them both out and being declared the greatest wrestler of all time

>Hanger

luv 'angmeista
simple as

Whattaya guys eatan/drinkan for All In?

You now remember when this was Sammy's gimmick

ADAM COLE IS NOT INJURED. HAS QUIT AEW EFFECTIVE THIS MORNING. INJURY ANNOUNCEMENT IS MEANT TO DOWN PLAY THAT HE HAS OFFICIALLY LEFT THE COMPANY.

>>18220393
I don't know how has anybody ever saw anything in this guy, he's the most dimeless flippy shitter I've seen in my life
I'd take Bucks over him any day

>>18220396
Inshallah brothers.

>>18220372
I'M ON MY WAY!!!

Why isn't ibou tweeting?

>>18220396
this better be true

I just walked by a guy at a gas station and sneaked a peek at his ID card and he is 5”1. I feel somewhat good about myself.

>>18220396
Source?

WE'RE WATCHING NXT GAB INSTEAD!

>>18220396
he quit because he didn't want to put Fletcher over
I could believe that

>FOUR GAMETHREADS
>NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH PRE-SHOW
WHITE
HOT
FED

>>18220391
coconut curry chicken over rice, six pack of angry orchard imperial, and a blunt

DUSTY OLD BONES FULL OF GREEN DUST
>DUSTY OLD BONES FULL OF GREEN DUST

Giving Hanger all my energies
Fuck off, Drunkard Jon

>>18220400
Shut the fuck up about one of the four pillars

Where is the rizzler

I unironically looked forward for Cole vs. Fletchlight

>>18220391
A lot of marijuana, canned vodka mixers and Pringles.

>>18220396
A lie.

>>18220426
he ain't a pillar, more like a stepladder

how the fuck did he get injured anyway, in the collision match?

>>18220391
Publix hot & spicy wings, smoked Gouda Mac n cheese. A shit ton of Coke Zero and a pint of halo top cookies and cream ice cream

>>18220428
choppin titties with his Japuncle

>>18220367
OH IT'S TRUE

>>18220449
he broke his hand playing some onions ass games

does hanger have a BWC???

>>18220452
you are eatin GOOD my brother

>>18220452
this fat guy thinks he deserves a little treat for watching gay tranny wrestling lmao.

>>18220455
Ishii is his real father
Can't fool me

>>18220393
That was based. It's a shame he fucking cheated on pam and destroyed his career marrying a fat favela monkey whore

>>18220449
He probably lifted a PS5 without warming up first

>>18220424
>"...full of green dust?"

>>18220458
Post op tranny

>this fat guy thinks he deserves a little treat for watching gay tranny wrestling lmao.

Is the TNT title cursed? Almost everyone who had held it has either got injured or their career derailed. With the exception of Cody and Ricky Saints, who went on to the WWE?

It doesn’t count btw so since Kyle ran away from a Cole match buddy is the better Aussie.

>>18220475
we don't sign our posts here

COWBOY SHIT

Will they recapture the magic?

>>18220475
sad. mutilating a BWC and turning into a mangled “pussy”

>dustin and sammy have two matches tonight
could they not put literally anyone else in that match?

>>18220479
Dear oh dear!!!

>>18220393
i shoot hate this guys haircut for no real reason

'AR NIGE

bitchtits LOST LMFAO

>>18220475
Peepfag seething

How many bongs until Thekla and Amanita run the razor?

SUCK
THIS
PEE

Shane Taylor got them zesty birthing hips

This makes sense to start with the Kevin Von Erich appearance match

>>18220477
enjoy your slop

why doesn't Shane Taylor just eat his opponents?

Ogogo is in STP???

>>18220506
uhh bitchtitsxirs our reponse?

Reminder
We are on to (You)

>>18220506
he ain't gonna like this one LOL

>#30 in the Women’s Casino Gauntlet Match

The best thing about AEW PPV's is that Rovert can't molest his nephew because he's too focused on the show.

why are the youtube streams always 480p ass quality

>Anthony Ungabunga
thought he was dead lol

Shane Taylor has a baby mama body type

>>18220521
Follow the product.

24 karat pictures
SHATTERED DREAMS PRODUCTIONS

Has any one aggressively refused to get a clue more than Sammy?

Imagine if dusty gets injured in this shitty match

shane Taylor has the ideal body type for a wrestler, fuck you if you believe otherwise

ITS THE VON ERICHS

how do I achieve shane taylor's physique natty?

>>18220536
he a zesty one fr

>>18220519
He should pull a Thing/Blob maneuver and absorb his opponents to learn their secrets

What’s the point of getting a clue if you’re gonna get tv time anyways? Like Buddy.

Oh, they didn’t even have Kevin do like a run in and do the claw at the end they’re just bringing him out. Maybe the ramp is literally too long and they think there’s no reasonable amount of time that he could’ve made it down there to make a save during a post match beat down so they’re just bringing him out now and he’ll just do the claw at the end anyway.

Where's Lacey Von Erich?

>>18220552
would pop for that

Pedocrip thought he was going to samefag in peace AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18220544
imagine if BOTH him and Sammy get injuried now

>>18220494
Don't worry. You can still enjoy some BWC, too, anon. There's plenty more.

>>18220517
A true family man making wholesome memories with his kids, unlike those failed deadbeat piggies who are too busy seething online about AEW to give a shit about their own families

>>18220553
Learn English.

>>18220548
Great genetics

>>18220563
KWAB!!!

>buddy
>tv time
that's the joke

Is this shit free on Prime Video?

Based Sting

> thought he was going to samefag in peace

>>18220532
Ella Hollywood was always one of my favorites

>>18220532
HOLY MOLLY! MOX GET THIS EVERY NIGHT? LUCKY DAWG!

>talk about the elephant in the room
Shane Taylor bros ...

>>18220574
he's an injury prone shitter

Tony booking the von erichs every zero hour for a shitty 10 men tag pops me

>>18220496
Huge roster, too. I hate the way they force certain dimeless cunts. Dustin was good, but he latches on to people now, instead of creating his own stories.

>>18220569
that’s not his kids, and they are unfortunately not making happy memories.

>>18220576
You still gotta pay 50 for the PPV

>Dustin and Sammy doing double duty
Based hijos de Tejas

>>18220578
>Answers to Pedocrip
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no wonder this thread is slow, the crippled pedo can't samefag

>>18220583
Whoa whoa whoa we’re not talking about Adam Cole here

>>18220574
The joke is that Sammy gets tv time and he looks terrible. Adam Cole? Terrible. Just don’t get buff and you’ll get booked.

>ppv.to still working with wrestling streams
BASADO

>>18220591
That part

>>18220580
based

Sting and Bryan backstage

Pretty sure Bryan will get involved.

>>18220588
>that’s not his
Good night sirs

>>18220590
>no penis bulge
eww, no thanks

>>18220593
Sammy gets TV time?

>take his wallet
kek

Fightful bros...tell us who it is...

Shane Taylor built like a prison bitch

GODDAMN THIS NIGGA THICK

it's like he's a big brown water balloon

>>18220580
OOOOH OOOOOOH

>>18220598
Yeah, probably but also Bryan being backstage means nothing because he’s been working as an agent the entire time and his backstage every show so him being backstage is not an indication of anything. The bigger indication is that when they announce this show, they did a press conference months ago, where he literally said he would be at this show so we already know he’ll be on.

>>18220594
>Takeshita lost but had a great match yesterday
When will he get his championship and Take Shit over bros?

>watch this man move!
>Shane Taylor proceeds to leisurely jog

>>18220580
always pops me

DAS A MANE
DAS A MANE RIGHT THERE

HE built like Grimace

Pedocrip is so mad right now LMFAO

feel HORRIBLE for adam cole, the worst injury luck ever.

finally won the tnt championship and has to vacant it the day of all in. hope he heals up well

>>18220620
Unironically Takeashita should be the TNT champ, at least
He's great and I usually don't rate japs

>>18220631
Is he really?

>>18220611
of course it is buddy

>>18220603
More than Buddy, yes.

>Pedocrip is so mad right now LMFAO

>Getting whips out for a black man
Whoa

wwefag but I will be watching this to see moxley mutilate himself

>>18220632
yep terrible injury luck for him

>Grandsons of Dusty Rhodes
wtf

WHY IS THE HARD CAM ZOOMING IN EVERY TIME THEY SWITCH TO IT?
IT'S RUINING IT.

CODESTER?

>>18220641
>Answers to Pedocrip again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a crippled pedophile

What if Kevin Von Erich shows up?

>white people getting whips ready for a black man

>>18220655
don't be daft

ogogo's eye just gets more and more fucked

Is the ring WCW size?

hell yeah claws all around

>>18220649
Okada is in control of it

THE IRON KWAB

>>18220658
Stop noticing things.

wrf Keith Von Erich

THE CLAW

Who did the claw to the stomach?

kek Israel wins

Why is the crowd so dead?

>young von Erich had to pull Kevin off Ogogo
Based

MONSTER POO

>>18220675
me after eating mexican food and drowning it down with 12 beers

>Adam Cole is out indefinitely
best news I've heard all day, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Based old man

>>18220658
this is why AEW is the best

>>18220649
They need to stabilize it ffs

>SICKOS

>>18220680
Boomer was feeling it a bit too much

SICKOS

>>18220686
think it's time for TK to let go of NXT Black and gold era

one of Dustin's kids looks exactly like dusty except skinny

>>18220686
based, this nigga always had shoot xpac heat with me, glad he's gone again

>>18220684
lose weight bitchtits

>>18220548
fried chicken and waffles

Why is Renee showing off her meaty arms so much now?

based second ring

>Sickos

>Already at 4 Gamethreads
>NXT thread is literally at 30 posts
What the actual FUCK was WWE thinking?

>>18220589
use a vpn nibba

Tony please give Big Show a break. He looks like he’s dying.

>>18220686
Unironically made my day. He needs to retire but I think he's getting a job on commentary.

>Large Program

how the fuck did Adam cole get injured again?

>>18220706
kys retard

Shame, wanted to see Fletch squatch Adam Cole

Adam Cole is the most fragile man alive

>>18220580
he's literally me fr
>>18220648
I had no idea Dustin even had kids

>>18220715
Weeeeeelllllll, dying real slow

I'm still not banned? awesome! I can still bully Pedocrip LOL

>>18220719
Carpel tunnel from playing Witcher 3 too long last night

>>18220658
>Tony has black fatigue

>>18220719
He probably has concussion symptoms

>>18220713
>I uhhh think we should uhhh counter-program
>uhhh oh no

This show has been awful so far

>>18220701
put kyle back in the conglomeration and put roddy back in his wheelchair/neck brace gimmick, cut everyone else

>>18220717
DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME

WHERE'S DON ON COMMENTARY
oh right

DA RIZZLA

>>18220719
trios match on thursday

>>18220719
Walking up stairs

I can't believe everybody died...

>>18220737
whatever happened to taven and bennett?

>>18220719
Strong windy day, broke his back.

>>18220724
That’s what buddy said.

>only one women's match other than the shitty gimmikc one
>no Masha
>No Marina

erm, I thought AEW was meant to be based?

Excalibur just buried Don Callis

HOLOCHADS

The Murderhawk Monster is the worst nickname in the history of our sport.

HOLOGRAM IS HERE

>>18220735
it hasnt even started yet

Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp

Hechicero is unironically dimes

>>18220719
probably found out he was losing to fletcher and faked being injured desu

The rizzler is over with me brother

>>18220721
we don't blogpost here

Hologram's entrance doesn't hit as hard without the tunnels.

this the fat nigga itt eating publix wings.

EVERYBODY DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>18220746
I just assumed they went to ROH when cole came back but I don't watch it so I'm not sure

HOLONIGGAS!!
>HOLONIGGAS!!
HOLONIGGAS!!
>HOLONIGGAS!!
HOLONIGGAS!!
>HOLONIGGAS!!

HOLOGOAT

TOMOHIRO ISHI-I

>>18220729
Huge pop

G O A T

WE BRING THE BOOM

>>18220762
I like his corset

WE BRING THE COON

RIZZLER TIME

RIZZLERBROS WW@

BOOOOOM

WE BRING THE COOM

BOOOOOOOM

I hope Orange Cassidy shows up at the end of this match to support his friends

>>18220719
multiple concussions and a broken ankle from a light breeze

BOOOOOM

how many booms are we going to get today?

finally the main event

These Costco fags still milking their 15 secs

The least surprising thing here is Pedocrip is most excited for The Rizzler who is a child LOL

BOOOOOM

>>18220764
Adam No Show Bay bay!

LOVE THESE GUYS!

MOTY incoming

WE FINNA RIZZLIN UP IN HERE!!!!

Kyle is gonna gas himself out on the ramp doing all that.

>>18220802
OOOOOOF

Big Boom AJ looking GOOD

OP here. Next thread at 290. Watch out for thread splitters

I miss Bobby Fish

>>18220802
you are a miserable piece of shit

Big Boom AJ is over with me

Conglomerate Kyle is the best version of him

Big Boom AJ looks like one of those niggas that's ready to rip a phone book in half, which is pretty based

>checks Baked
>"please install Brave!"
This edgy gaylord Gallios has no shame lmao

Is Hologram Oro the strongest version of Hologram?

What is AJ's body type called?

HOLY RIZZOLA

>>18220816
>Once again answers to Pedocrip
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18220762
joke's on you hechicero is my girl

>>18220735
pace yourself fatso, it's gonna be a long night of seething for you

>>18220768
Its true still love his flippy lucha bullshit though.

The Rizzler does not look well

>>18220828
Dad bod

>>18220814
in this house OP is a hero

END OF STORY

GODDAMN, GET THIS NIGGA SOME SLEEP!

HOLOMANIACS WW@?!

>>18220822
Remember when they use to run through two by fours?

>>18220828
Builtfat (old)

The Rizzler has his N-word hating hat. Based

>>18220755
Ex always buries Callis, it's great. He once called him an anthropomorphic portapotty.

Who the fuck are The Rizzler's parents?

>>18220824
Brave is good (unironcially) but you're a fag for going on baked

The Rizzler is Paulie Walnuts approved.

>>18220842
he's gonna grow up to be Don Vito

Damn bros, the building actully looks full. I thought wrestling was dead.

This social media bum who reviews Costco stuff can wrestle?

>Sorry Adam, the BOOM is ours now

dude he fucking hates him

How can a hologram hurt people?

fuck rocky

>>18220860
MOLESTA LA BREASTAS

Poor Pedocrip can't enjoy the only thing he was looking forward to in peace AHAHAHAHA

>>18220816
everyone is saying this

There's gonna be an injury in this match.

>>18220832
>fatso
Post a picture of you on a scale.

this nigga based

>>18220865
Long term story telling for a Big Justice vs Rizzler grudge match in 10 years.

>>18220862
He was a legit wrestler 20 years ago

publix wing eatin nigga

>>18220845
yea, that shit is a lost art, we need to retvrn to niggas that used to take cannonballs to their stomachs

>>18220844
Hologram isn't real, but he can hurt you.

I like the variations of body types in this match

NEW THREAD
>>18220881
>>18220881
>>18220881
>>18220881
>>18220881
>>18220881

Sorcerer man is over with me

>>18220865
rizzler is 50x more over and he can’t stand it.

edge's arrow

>>18220866
That seems like a lot of space from the ring to the main seating, can you even see shit from that far away?

>>18220856
I suddenly remember about Baked, stopped using it months ago
Got tired of Gallios' bullshit

>>18220899
This dude looks 35 years old and he's not even a teen yet

>six or seven double chocolate chip cookies he managed to get down
kek

>>18220876
nah I'm too comfy, but I'm 172 which is probably less than half of what you weigh

NOOOO DON'T ATTACK THE CHILDREN

HOLY SHIT Big Justice mogs the fuck out of Rocky

BASED TRENT.

trent what the fuck

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

>Big Justice taller than Rocky
Grim

Beating kids for maximum heat

>>18220905
All that red wine and gabagool. Probably has gout.

LMFAO you can't beat up a kid

>>18220907
No scaley fatty?

>>18220905
Tony can't wait for the memorial show

>>18220866
I may never make it to my seat. The standing section is lit with drunk guys cheering for the Rizzler, shit is too funny here

AJ fuming

>>18220918
Pitiful.

Need some Rizzler and Ishii segments

>Big boob AJ
kek

BOOM

>>18220696

grim start