Thread 18221392

All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

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MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

>>18221392 (OP)
No one cares lmao

>>18221392 (OP)
>6
RED HOT

>AEW's Wrestlemania
>no sticky
>actual Wrestlemania didn't even get a thread
I'm afraid the sport of KINGS has died

Outrunners deserved a big win on the grandest stage of them all

if outrunners don't win the next one no one is going to care about this feud anymore

>>18221410
>actual Wrestlemania didn't even get a thread
prove it

kek cash popped me

Ex-WWE fan here. Preordering now. Enjoy the show, all.

>6 threads and the event hasn't even started yet
RED
HOT

what were they yelling about?

>>18221402
you cared enough to sit refreshing the catalog over and over so you could get the first post, fatso

BREATH IN
BREATH OUT

BREATHE OUT
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
BREATHE IN

>>18221392 (OP)
CM PUNK LOST

Do we know what's opening yet?

can we get a sticky please?

kek ftr are fucking pissed off they are in the shitty pre-show

>>18221437
the guy's T-shirt
>I bought it last year
>that's even more embarrassing
>I know

Looks like the match order will be Toni/Mercedes, Okada/Omega and Hangman/Mox

If Okada/Omega 4 isn't good this is my last wrestling show ever.

>>18221447
Buddy’s wallet when he sees Tony paying him for doing nothing.

>>18221456
What was the shirt?

what should I get from Sonic bros?
I’m thinking a chili cheese coney and strawberry shake

>>18221440
I just happened to open the site you tranny

>>18221405
shoot spat out beer at that line
based mark

Have fun lads, I'll be starting the show a little late. Gonna miss the fun threads

>>18221459
>Omega/Okada 4
Yeah that match ass totally ass.

>Adam Cole forced to vacate the title
ya hate to see it

>>18221459
Buddy managed to get a 3.5 star match out of lazy Okada while he was injured. This one should be good.

Its almost that time for the show! If you need a stream, I got you!
https://discord.gg/pjzrrQD4

>they sent security for the kid
Thank you Tony.

Y'all are missing out

>Gabe Shidd
inoki is rolling in his grave

>>18221465
no one believes you fatso, and we don't sign our posts here

>showing all those jabronis for the men's gauntlet
>just stat and bayne for the women's
Their design choices really work sometimes. Pick or the other.

Can Tony please release Buddy so the buddyfag will fuck off. PLS tonedog

any women or femboys want to watch with me on discord?

It's nice having 2 major companies in the United States again.

>>18221464
with mustard and onions boi

>your main event looks like this
grim

>>18221459
it will be watered down like Omega v Ospreay in AEW compared to in NJPW
I still expect both to actually give a fuck though so who knows

>triple main event!
No such thing. Whatever title match is on last, is the main event. Hate how AEW is so scared to offend the women. Tony called Mone one of the best women's wrestlers in the world. Excaliber jumps in stuttering "b-best WRESTLERS in the world. WRESTLER".

>>18221486

This is the TNT title match at All In Texas in the correct timeline.

>>18221485
>don't worry folks, he'll get the help he needs
IN THE NAAAAAAAAAAME OF LOOOOOOOOOVE

>>18221490
It's the 12-15 women from all the allstar tags the last month plus maybe like Ruby Soho and some other returnees

LETS GO

>>18221492
Shouldn’t have paid him double to stay.

>>18221486
I already saw that match on rampage i think?
shit sucks

Light the fuse

>>18221505
>Whatever title match is on last, is the main event.
CM Punk in shambles

this intro
holy fucking based

HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S SICKO CHRISTMAS

HANGMAN FINISHES THE REDEMPTION ARC

THANK YOU BASED TONEDOG FOR THE FREE PRIVATE LINK!!

>>18221502
The main event is Mox vs Hangman, you actual fucking retard.

>just popped some gummies
>cold beer on deck
>can finally watch a full show from beginning to end
See you on the FUCKING MOON BROS

Sick intro

How hard are Marinas nips tonight?

POST YFW MOX RETAINS

>>18221459
Okada v Omega 4 happened at NJPW Dominion 2018
mark

Is baked down for anyone else?

>>18221526
That doesn't work for me, brother.

SICKO PACKAGE

oh no they showed kenny's guts exploding

KENNNNNIIIII

>>18221486
RAMPAGE AHH MATCH

>>18221525
YES HAHAHA YESSSS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18221543
>mfw
kek what a hardcore ace

>>18221545
Yeah, I should have expected it, these useless fucks can't do anything but still beg for subcriptions

IT'S SHOW TIME!

>>18221545
Yes, I'm on watch-wrestling

>>18221500
It's good for the industry as a whole and the wrestlers and us fans.
Only retard consoomer drones don't understand this

CAM ON GABE KIDD

IT'S SATURDAY

I LOVE AEW

JR FINNA BE HERE TONIGHT

BAH GAWD

gabe out here walking like a dog

Gabe Kidd is actually retarded

>death riders and gabe kidd
Why is a man who's not officially a part of the group allowed to help defend the titles?

OI'M A FOOKIN CRINGELORD

>>18221545
>begs for subscription
>cant even keep the site up for one of the biggest shows of the year
woooditors are worthless

>no National Anthem
fucking commies

Evil Claudio theme

>not opening with billy goat
huh?

10 ciders in today
cheers from sweden

>>18221569
infinitamente basado

>>18221594
PAC said it was okay

Gabe tweaking

I'm kicking myself for not going down to Texas for this show, holy fuck this is kino

I WAS GUNNA KEEL MOISELF UNTIL TANAHASHI TOUCHED ME

Explain who Gabe is but use Buddy as a comparison.

>starting off with a piss break match
I was expecting one of the casino matches first. Got to spread them out.

Honestly this stadium kinda sucks

kino theme, wtf

>>18221594
I'm completely retarded, for some reason I thought they had the belts.

damn that is a MASSIVE crowd.

surely wwe will sell this much today as the “A” company; right?

>>18221591
yeah but he's a based retard

Fletcher, Takeshita, Osprey, and Swerve are all being wasted tonight

I'm calling Hook costs the Opps the STRAPS.

THE KINO MAN IS HERE

EVER LACKIN

>>18221620
That's okay so did I, I can't imagine anyone gives enough of a fuck about the meme Trios titles

>>18221605
ALC%?

>>18221569
TYBT

I love the Opps but their entrance theme is dogshit

What happened to Shibata's speak and spell gimmick?

BAKED IS DOWN GIVE ME A LINK AHHHHHHH

Someone explain the name Opps to me

>>18221633
7%

CHOPPA BROS

WE EATIN

JOE
JOE
JOE
JOE

>>18221539
the stadium is being AC cooled to a brisk 32F as we speak

>>18221626
Swerve is trash so it’s fine.

JOE

>>18221641
Oppsa gangnam style

I CHOPPA YOU

Gonna smoke one of these weird leaf-wrapped blunts I got off of weedmaps. Hopefully it's not eucalyptus or some shit I heard that was poisonous.

This guy had his brain removed once

>>18221647
damn those things are STIFF. imagine how sensitive they are

>>18221641
Opponents, they are always somebody's opponents when the wrestle

>massive crowd
>can barely hear them

i fucking hate arena shows

This PPV burnt down all the illegal streaming sites servers. Holy fuck everyone is watching this

>>18221647
my kind of woman right there

>checks catalog
>find out piggapoos are in the stadium just to take photos of the closed sections
Thanks for supporting AEW and enjoy the show

what the fuck are these weak ass chops

>>18221639
It didn't speak to him anymore

>>18221569
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL
WELL IT'S THE BIG TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

Did baked completely die and go offline for anyone else?

Joe was crazy over in Mejico.

>>18221643
Cool, I'm gonna drink an 8% one here real soon.

it's got that NJPW PPV circa 2015 atmosphere. anyone else feel it?

>>18221643
hell yeah brother have 10 more
>>18221647
YES

Gabe Kidd sucks.

>>18221678
Nope

>>18221640
>BAKED
only zesty niggas used baked

Joe is jiggling nicely

>>18221678
I was just thinking that unironically.

>>18221594
he has a written note from PAC

>>18221647
Can you give a ballpark (lol) as to the percentage of seats filled at this time?

based joe no selling this chinky geek

>>18221672
IT'S A BIG BAD TONE TONIGHT

>>18221675
Señor Joe is really based.

>>18221605
Vi kör på Sofiero Guld så Hangman vinner guld

that "fuck you yuta" chant by the single guy was absolutely pathetic

>>18221640
Go be a spamming nigger there you fucking faggot. Crackstreams nigga, crackstreams

>>18221641
they're never caught lackin'

>>18221685
Me on the right when Hangman shows up on my screen

>>18221678
feeling status?
R E S T O R E D

>>18221597
Eat shit Yank
AEW is an actual worldwide global brand
you don't matter anymore

>>18221690
30k

Does anyone else find Samoa Joe hot or is it just me?

>>18221647
>you will never sit in the cuck chair while Marina crushes your balls and calls you a pussy

>>18221702
many such cases

>>18221674
Guess Gallios is too busy gooning to gay porn to give a fuck about his piss poor site
Captcha:8GAYM

JOE
JOE
JOE

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

>>18221692
TYBT

Kek, bullying is dimes

So what the fuck happened with Adam Cole? what did he break this time?

Poor Little Mongolian Boy

holy shit you could hear a mouse fart, Texans are basically America's Japanese

LITERALLY FREE MONEY ON DRAFTKINGZ

Okada vs Omega O/U match length: 19 min 30 seconds


THEYVE HAD 2 HOUR LONG MATCHES TOGETHER. average of 1 hour 13 minutes per match.

F
R
E
E

MONEY

How did Renee look on the preshow?

WHO YA GOT?
I'm thinking the OPPS retain. tonight is the night the Death Riders go down.

Shibata AKA Inoki Jr

>>18221696
javisst grabben

I fucking hate claudio

>1st Match
>Crowd already dead
What did they mean by this?

so many chopfests

>>18221692
*bows*

>>18221675
I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIN'

Why didn't AEW make this into a 2 night show like Wrestlemania?

>>18221737
Nice try Tony I'm not betting on scripted drama.

>>18221708
>WOULD YOU RATHER GET WITH, HIM OR ME????

>>18221739
leather trousers

>>18221739
I usually post "as usual" to the "old and haggard" poster but she looking SEXO tonight

>>18221751
nobody is watching one night

>>18221605
Rekorderlig ?

>>18221739
>clap clap
>clapclapclap

>>18221744
I like him as a face but as a heel he does not do it for me

>>18221737
theres no way its that low.

what do the bookies know that we dont??

The wrestling is just so much better ovah here. E slop can't compare.

it's a good thing we are getting rid of this snoorefest early, any match with claudio in it is going to put the crowd to sleep

Is Shibata all elite or a rental from NJPW?

>>18221727
ngl the beard and hair have improved his aura 1000% percent and really fit with his character arc, but I say that as Yuta's fan

>>18221486
We already had this match like 4 times

I'm in the venue. it's so many empty seats. this is sad

Anyone else catch Gabe Kidd's whiny promo after his Tanahashi match last week?

What the hell is Nigel taking about

>>18221751
The based Tonedog has enough money he does not need to squeeze his customers, you will also get more wrestling in a single day

>>18221764
jajamen men har några ipa kvar

>>18221779
Post seats I wanna laugh

It's pretty funny that Yuta has by far the most heat of any of the death riders

>>18221690
Don't try to hide Renee's meatyness

>>18221766
It's not even his character, the fucker just spams uppercuts he can't wrestle

>>18221753
>I mean Joe's kinda nice...

>>18221775
All elite. Even with Ace as president, no one in NJPW would let him in a ring for them.

>>18221775
he's been all elite for years at this point. new japan wouldn't let him wrestle.

>>18221731
Broke his ankle again, getting out of bed this time.

They should end this match soon. It doesn't need to be more than 10 minutes.

>>18221737
>match goes 19 minutes and 29 seconds
y'all niggas about to lose your shirts on this one

>>18221641
Opposition

It still makes me happy to see Shibata wrestling

>>18221445
madarchod jio tv is showing adverts in the middle of the ppv

>>18221731
His contract

>>18221753
I'd rather get with Buddy

>>18221802
yeah man, yeah.

It seems like they're setting up Joe vs Kidd at FD

>>18221675
Chubby woman gets drink to cool her seething palette. Would fuck the main girl, but she's a raging attention whore.

Is Gabe really a kid?

first time watching aew,this shit is boring asf

>>18221666
They probably turned the audience mics down after that kid went into business for himself

>>18221807
we know, buddy

>>18221739
SEXO as always
>>18221751
because 2 night """PLE's""" are for fags

>>18221655
nah u good bro u won't die.
Probably.

Tony fumbled

>>18221825
wow

>>18221655
DUDE WEED

IT SHOULDA BEEN HOOK

>>18221665
Stadium
sound goes up and out

not quite a simmons tier spinebuster but close enough

>>18221821
nah i'm feelan good

>>18221797
wouldn't doubt it, Imagine how much more brittle he would be if he was heavier

The used to call Shawn Staziak 'meat' as a gay burial. Now the fans unironically chant "meat" at big guys.

>>18221827
Can't see SHIT from these seats

>>18221740
Feel like Hook wouldn't have been mentioned if he's not going to interfere. I reckon this is just going to be Dick Riders win lol, Monke wins lol, bullshit finish Mox wins lol.

Why's the crowd so quiet

Yuta almost died

corpse referee is so bad

OP here. New gamethread at 290. Watch out for thread splitters

>>18221751
Only reason WM is a two-day event is because they needed extra time to put more commercials between matches

>>18221844
Thank Nig E

I keep confusing ibushi and shibata. I think buddy had a match with ibushi.

Bros...

based hobbs

>>18221665
I'm here, it's loud

>>18221850
They are regretting their decision to be there

Sting in the front row again

>>18221850
Arena shows always sound terrible, especially when the roof is partially open

>>18221863
I know

>>18221863
gyatt

>>18221825
Mox should be impregnating this at any time.

>>18221775
I heard the last straw was Shibata faced a student of his called Ren Narita at a Wrestle Kingdom in a match without strikes because he wasn't medically cleared but went ahead and did them anyway.

>>18221825
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAWAWWAAWWAWA

>>18221844
times change, Shawn

>>18221865
Not on TV

>>18221727
vaginas will swarm upon you magnetically

Shibata landed right on his head with that suplex

>>18221882
Based Shibby

>>18221846
I'm not sitting. Never made it to my seats. I'm in the standing area for now. My actual seats are way fucking worse. My parking pass cost more than my ticket so it's all good

>>18221863
FTR gun lookin zesty

match should've ended with the top rope powerslam to yuta

JOE JOE JOE JOE

Based Joe
He's so awesome

That Muscle Buster was THUNDEROUS

>>18221863
>stoke pointing
this is art

JOE
JOE
JOE
JOE
JOE
JOE
JOE

First and only defeat for the Death Riders tonight.

Got a pizza, hope you made are enjoying something tasty

Domino's had a deal worth for $10. You could get any toppings you would like up to seven toppings. It was a steal

>>18221896
Hopefully I can pull a Statlander build girl

>>18221882
I fucking love that psycho Shibby

>>18221740
U RIGHT SO FAR DAWG

Even though the Opps have had the belts for months now and just won this match, I guarentee I'm still going to think the Death Riders are the trios champs by the next show.

busted

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
JOE
JOE
JOE
JOE

hehe… that’s for taking Anna Jay up the arse blackie

So far comparing match one from GAB and match 1 from All In, the GAB match was better

MUUUUUUUSCCLLLLLEEEE BUUUUUSSTTTEEEERRRR

BASED JOE
FUCK THE OPPS THEME JUST PLAY JOE'S

fucking Kino

>>18221785
based tonedog

HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
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Sources close to me have said Gabe Kidd is a madman, more to follow

what if the swerve is Hangman blows it and Moxley turns AEW into Bloodsport

ah i take it back that was a great muscle buster

>>18221865
he's just a shitposting E-drone, ignore him

MOTHERFUCKING SAMOA JOE

NEW THREAD
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>>18221941

is the Opp's music Teardrop by Massive Attack?
fuckiong based if so

CRYAN!

death riders you fucking dirty sons of bitches

What is this Dynamite ending ass angle

SAVE_US.HOOK

does this mean Mox will retain?

>>18221942
I will kill Tony myself

>>18221943
nigga sitting in the timekeeper area

>>18221922
Will be getting Maccas for breaky in an hour

>>18221928
Too many belts
Too many belts
Something something something
Too many belts

Why did Yuta yell You Rike meat, You take seat! while hitting Hobbs?

MOXLEY YOU FOOL SINOLA JOE IS YOUR PEACOCK MEAL TICKET

>>18221942
>MOX WILL WIN
duh

>>18221764
the superior cider to Kopparberg

Gabe Kidd fucking SUCKS

The heels are going to go over hard before the main

>stretcher job in the first match
Tony can't help himself

Did Joe die?

>OPENING MATCH BIG HEAT ANGLE
REALLY TONE??
REALLY ?
NOT AT YOUR MANIA SHOW DAWG
THIS AIN'T A DYNAMITE EP
LET EM STAND T

This shitty angle killed the crowd

>Mox will win
Fuck this company

>>18222014
And Joe

JOE SLEEP

>Crowd is dead
>Start to bring them to life
>Kill them with this shit angle

Tyson Kidd is smiling in heaven right now

>>18222018
>wanting a pussy to be the champ
come on bro

>>18221804
may allah strike their greedy hearts down

>>18222005
That's what I meant a while ago. All In always feels like special Dynamite in a stadium. They're getting better, but still.