Thread 18221941

All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

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MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

What did Hobbs really do in that match ?

>no Hook
KWAB

Death to Claudio

HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN
> HOLY SHIT THIS FINISH MEANS THAT MOX WILL WIN

Mox going over for sure

>>18221952
scouted all the w*ite womyn in the crowd

HE NEEDS SOME MILK

Get Joe some milk

he's too fucking fat for a strecher

>>18221952
make girls wet

The pop for Joes muscle buster was massive. Texans know kino wrestling moves.

>>18221973
to the surprise of whom?

Unironically, why didn't HOOK come out?

This is so boring

joe needs time off to do more voice acting

Joe going on vacation

OH NO JOE!

>>18221941 (OP)
thank u based op

TONY FUMBLED
TONY FUMBLED
TONY FUMBLED
TONY FUMBLED
TONY FUMBLED

Joe gotta get that Twister Metal money

>Joe's dead
>Death Riders will never be defeated
>Texas will never be saved by FEMA
>Ken Paxton can't stop fucking little boys so his wife divorces him
>Swerve and Ospreay lose
>Toni Storm will be turned into color and forced into talkies
>Statlander's top will fall off
>Fuckin' "Machine Head" is the theme

hell of a Saturday man

>>18222008
blimey!!!

>>18222002
He is filming Twister Metal s3 or a movie.

Joe sleepy now but will come back and will cost Mox the title

worked injuries are so fake and gay

This is not a part of tonight's entertainment folks

>>18221973
>>18221975
kek gotta love the Moxster, ya just gotta

Dang it, who's gonna help Hangman now

Audio issues for anyone else

LOLAEW

Is Joe being written out so he can do movie stuff?

joe havin some off time after this,

kek we love you legend

I have the unfortunate duty to let you all know that Samoa Joe has died. Samoa Joe has died from that heinous attack here tonight.

>>18221997
Betting Joe is of action for time off and Hook comes back to fill the spot

Anyone here actually use Draft Kings?

I give the opening match 2.5 stars. Don't really like how they open the show with someone leaving on a stretcher.

Just tuned, what happened to Joe?

Excalibur doing the draft kings ad with the Owen voice is top kek

The show is off to a terrible start I'm afraid

>>18222020
and have another 2 month title reign

>Joe's injured

Hey Twisted Metal got a season 3!

>>18222035
Big Scoops Jones over here

>>18222032
How do I get a Cole body?

Draft kingz has OVER UNDER on okada vs omega for 19 minutes 30 seconds

is this a gigantic trap for noob bettors?

>>18222037
>Lose Joe for Hook
Holy shit just throw the trios belts in the trash

>>18222043
diverticulitis

>Death RIdes lost, that means Mox is winning
Huh?

>>18222043
He killed Adam Cole and Claudio got payback

Casino Gauntlet time boyos.

>>18221973
>>18221975
>getting worked

>>18222040
Gambling is a giant waste of time and especially money, dont bother

over under on draft kings commercial audio working?

>>18222032
Holy shit AEW is doing intergender matches?

>>18222037
yeah, so HOOK should came out there and scared off the Death Riders

>Casino Gauntlet Match
This needs a better name

great show so far
drones mad

>>18222035
I guess for the real paramedics that take part in stretcher jobs at least get the practice, and paycheck.

casual retard here, why does this finish mean mox is going over?

CASINO KINO

>>18222057
Yep

BRODY KING BROS

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

LETS FUCKING GO

Why the FUCK was mjf and briscoe fighting over being first in a GAUNTLET MATCH

literally makes 0 sense. you have to face 6 other fucking people????

god aew is retarded

I am once again BEGGING Tony to have some kind of siren play when the countdown ends in these matches. Countdown into silence is not it.

Have no clue who's winning this. Probably not Briscoe or MJF

My IPTV stream buffered I missed that match is it worth watching or nah

>>18222071
>Betting Establishment Gloved Bout

I HOPE MOXLEY HOLDS THE TITLE FOR 3 MORE YEARS.

I would much rather have a Briscoe/MJF singles match than this gauntlet

>>18222081
He should play the Callis brown note

>>18222075
It doesn't. They had to win so they are strong for when they get involved in the main event. Everyone is expecting Darby and Eddie to return and clear out the Death Riders. Maybe Swerve gets involved too

REACH FOR DA SKY BOOOOOYYYY

>>18222029
I thought it was the stream I was watching so I paid for it and it still sounds like shit.

>>18222082
Darby's back, babyyy

>>18222084
Nah, pre show matches were unironically better

The Baked website crashed half an hour ago, but as long as I don't close the tab I can still watch the stream

Mark always gets the fans lively.

Buddy is better than Brody I think.

>>18222080
You cant win the match within the first seconds you retard not all wrestlers have to enter.

>>18222055
Joe let HOOK kick out of the muscle buster at 1 because he knows HOOK is the future of pro wrestling.

REVERB IS SO BAD WHAT IS GOING ON

DRAFT KINGZ FINAL BETTING ODDS

MOXLEY VS HANGMAN

hangman: -670
moxley: +150

briscoe pop, huge

someone post that webm of dead Briscoe's you-know-who

mjf hurt syndicate robe is great

what does he mean by "boy"?

>>18222092
Over/under on how fat Kingston is going to be?

>Jay is up there waiting to escort you down there
Did MJF go to far?

Newfag here, how many fights have I missed and why these weird ass hours?

SWITCHBLADE TIME

>>18222057
new to pro wrestling? you joined at a great time
>>18222080
they explained it like 100 time ya jamoke

>>18222080
I guess the kayfabe logic is that you have a better chance to pin someone if you are in the match longer but the shoot logic would be you would be tired and beat up the longer you are in the match so its likely you would get beaten by someone fresher. Either way, it's modern wrestling which can only be really enjoyed with your brain turned off

It's pretty funny that MJF still has a royalty-free theme. I guess it's just associated with him now

WELCOME BACK
WELCOME BACK
WELCOME BACK

>>18222132
You missed the first match (piss break)

MVP the apostate!

>>18222132
ignoring the preshow, this is the second match

>>18222132
Adam Cole and Samoa Joe have died.

Why does MJF still have this stock music ahh theme after all these years?

>>18222096
Nah it was just the betting ad, it was silent

>>18222089
BASED BASED SO FUCKING BASED

>Show barely started and we are already at #7
Yeah stat padding much?

I haven't seen a Briscoe this strong since Delaware made it legal to fuck chickens.

Tater is on the other channel sorry boys I'll be back

It already started? It's fucking noon
How long is this piece of shit gonna be?

TINY PICKLE

So who is debuting in the gauntlet? Dakota?

Whatever happened to that kid that kept yelling earlier?

>>18222094
/pw/ is Briscoe country

>>18222175
got thrown out

>>18222164
we were watching reacher season 3 for like five hours you missed out bud

>>18222174
Eddie Kingston in the men's match. Isla Dawn in the women's match.

>>18222175
Khan sent his regards

>>18222175
he got sent to a farm upstate

>>18222172
Who's this semen demon

>>18222175
They sent Trent

>>18222175
He died

>>18222175
trent shot him in the back of the head

>>18222174
Her 90 days aren't up yet

RICOSHITE

>>18222175
The Rizzler says he sleeps with the fishes, Fredo.

I JUST GOT 19 VIRUSES TRYING TO FIND A STREAM FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

FUCK YOU AEW FUCK THIS FUCKING PIsSANT COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18222175
they took him backstage to shut him up
pic related is him on the right

>>18222188
Need Eddie back like you wouldn't believe

>>18222159
>why does the jew have the free music he can take with him when he jumps companies
who's to say?

A-HA!

Nigel is going senile today

ITS TREVOR TIME!

HOLY SHIT

Wtf Nigel

Based baldie!

>>18222207
Should've mooched off a Discord nigger.

>>18221973
>>18221975
will be back to laugh at thee posts in 3 hrs

Buddy vs ricochet would be cool.

>Nige thinking Rico was in the 4 way for TNT title
I wish Nige, anyone but Garcia

Why does Ricochet's theme sound like Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman theme?

>>18222175
caught and compromised to a permanent end

big pop

How does this match work? Is it over after a single pin/submission or is it an elimination match?

BASEDITO

>>18222233
First person to score a pin/submission wins

basedido

>>18222194
nonsummerjack, japanese cosplayer and high-end escort if you believe the rumors
now answer my question

WHERE IS HOLOGRAM?

Hot damn Rick O'Shea fucking flew

>>18222207
My TrillerTV stream works just fine

>>18222233
ends on single pinfall/submission, people keep coming in til it ends

>>18222222
digits

>>18222202
I really didn't give a fuck when he first showed up, but since he turned heel he really grew on me.

>MJF looks like a Lafufu
bit antisemetic no?

Based Max

can you IDIOTS go even 5 posts without spouting off racial slurs

fuckijng hell man.

MODS????

>>18222247
Probably like 4 hours

>get off your back max

things Alicia Atout never has to say for 200, Alex

Bros, I think this show won't be good after all

>>18222235
AYO PARTAH
IN THIS PLACE I GET THE NUTS
SO GIVE ME THE NUT
>captcha: G000N

>>18222222
wew lad

What's the other AEW casino match that has the Sonic Ring hung up?

>>18222080
Match ends at 1 pinfall any time yea retardo
it's not over the top rope

ZE ALPHA

>MJF looks like one of the gyspies i see down at the local tesco raiding the rubbish bins
wtf nigel you cant say that

TAKESHITAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Takeshita pop

Takeshitas theme is on my gym playlist. Absolutely based

I'm here for Takeshita only!

>>18222266
but enough about what your mom said about your first piano recital

takeshita reaching critical levels of aura

>>18222235
IF YOU SEE ME COMIN' AT YOU BETTER GIMME DAT NUT

>>18222266
Quit looking at SNME card and pay attention.

BIG TAKE

big pop

>>18222290
There you are based ritual poster

this style of AEW battle royal is so based. the one at wembley last year was non stop fun (besides the finish)

>>18222286
Based, in mine too

>that pop
TONY
BELT
NOW

>Takeshita
what a stud
I'm fucking cumming

takeshita needs some facial hair, his face is too bland

>>18222251
>people keep coming in til it ends
So there's potentially an unlimited amount of entrants if it keeps going on? That's a cool stipulation.

Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!

Takeshita is gonna win the G1, take that to the motherfucking bank!!!

Will the stadium crowd sing Mistico's song

>>18222101
shades of peak /wooo/tube..........

DID THIS NIGGA RICO JUST DO A FLASH KICK????? HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW AEW WAS LIKE THIS

Is the stream locked to 30fps?

ME MUERO BROS

>>18222300
FUN

MISTICO

>>18222266
sirs, the NXT Gamethread is next door

>Mistico
>He has the fucking theme again
>"YOU'RE NOT IN MEXICO MISTICO"

kek nobody knows the song

>>18222309
What about face paint?

texan mexicans are so white washed

>>18222326
kek what's wrong with fun?
also misticos entrance pops me

DIMES

No one's singing

>>18222324
basado

The fuck is entrance music?

the fuck is this song lmao

LMAOOO NO ONE KNOWS THE SONG

>you're not in Mexico
HOLY FUCKING BASED THANK YOU MVP

roll credits ahhh intro music

>>18222324
MI WAIFU
I HOPE SHE IS SINGING HER BEAUITFUL HEART OUT RIGHT NOW

>>18222343
Some fans got the right idea and started waving their arms

>THIS AIN'T MEXICO, HOMBRE!
What the fuck Nigel?

>>18222358
kek

Lol no one is singing

whatcha eatin bros?

Damn mistico is pesos

>>18222309
He needs to copy Yota Tsuji

>>18222360
kek

Dralistico > Mistico > Dragon Lee

mysticos theme song is a bummer lol. what a fag having a ballad as a theme

holy fuck MVP's on fire or Taz is texting him one liners

>>18222357
Everyone's been hiding from ice

King Sue owes me sex

>The brightest star-
>botches

>"He's the brightest star in CMLL"
>not even one second later
>"It looks like he might've had a few drinks"
Never change Mistico

ME MUERO POR BESAAAARTE
DORMIRME EN TU BOOOOCA
ME MUERO POR DECIIIIIRTE
QUE EL MUNDO SE EQUIVOOOOOCA

>>18222164
AEW IS A WHITE HOT FED RN BROTHER IDK WHAT 2 TELL U

>>18222357
they're in Texas, they absolutely do
>>18222353
>>18222354
>E-drone tourists exposing themselves
ya hate to see it

>"We're not in Mexico"
Fucking THANK YOU!!!! Like 20 people singing along, who gives a fuck. just beat his ass.

>>18222175
I missed this what was he yelling?

>>18222368
Finally.

BOTCH IMMEDIATELY
SIN CARA IS BACK

Why wasn't this botch machine like this as Sin Cara in WWE?

>>18222381
calling ice

>>18222377
tony should have put her on the private jet

we love king sue

I don't like multi men matches
especially multi men tag matches

>>18222376
Kek

>>18222369
this with a bit of tabasco sauce

>>18222375
MVP should unironically be a commentator. Just him any Tony would be a great duo.

Why does Alexander wear headphones?

CAULIFLOWER EARS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN

This is like a Royal Rumble but for SICKOS.

Would Alexander be dimes if he lost the headgear?

OP here. New thread at 290. Watch out for thread splitters

>>18222375
he should replace Schiavone permanently

>>18222381
You has to look that up

>>18222198
based ice cold Greg

>>18222391
c'mon now

Mox is winning. Hold onto the good feelings while you can

>>18222404
Nah he sucks

Takeshita has a generational physique

His mobility is insane

Isn't that dude that needed a trampoline to get in a WWE ring?

>>18222401
its protection, his ears are pretty messed up

>>18222386
>nooooooooooooooo
over and over and over and over

KEKYPOW what a SOLD OUT HOUSE

>>18222216
catching it from Tony no doubt

THE FINAL MAN IN THE GAUNTLET MATCH. BASED.

>>18222405
thank you for your service

Gays are not welcome in Texas

You guys think Josh and Take bonded over their love for the German Suplex?

Takeshita makes it look easy

NIGGER FAGGOT

>>18222412
Cierra el culo, gringo.

BREAKING: HULK HOGAN HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED
BREAKING: HULK HOGAN HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED
BREAKING: HULK HOGAN HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED

>>18222429
Ain't he great

>>18222401
To listen to sweet sweet music

5 tools at once?

>>18222352
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>>18222352
NEEEEEEW

>just wake up
>PPV already started
THE FUCK????

is Bowen's theme supposed to sound like The Mars Volta?

>>18222398
if you buy some croissants and add them to this it tastes amazing

>>18222438
KWAB

Hey, it's Caster's Jannetty

>>18222438
kwab

Briscoe breaking the buck

>If Ospreay and Strickland lose, they cannot challenge for the AEW World Championship for one year.
>If The Young Bucks lose, they will be stripped of their Executive Vice President titles.

>>18222290
we missed you in the ROH PPV thread last night
Big Take delivered big fuck energy match
many cases

I like Bowens but it feels like Tony missed the boat with him

I actually like Bowens any idea why Tk broke them up? They were over as hell at one point then Tk as usual pumps the brakes

Where is he?

>>18222324
I bought her a Mystico mask and she taught me how to kiss(with tongue)

>>18222444
Too early negro

>No BEST WRESTLER ALIVE
grim

>>18222447
Jane's Addiction

>>18221941 (OP)
This feels like a dimeless royal rumble match only lamer since there is no eliminations until the last guy booked in the match comes out

>>18222460
Probably watching from the roof waiting for his cue

>suck my fuckin' dick
that's not PG

>>18222460
Injured. Did a botched car spot after he did Mt. Everest.

DONT THREATEN TAKE WITH A GOOD TIME BOWENS

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jesus Ricochet just got boomed

ADAMMMMMMM

>>18222457
I was there, but I wasn't

SUCK MA FUCKING DICK

present it anthony

>>18222473
The match can end at any point

>>18222460
He'll return post main event to save Hangman from a Death Rider beat down and challenge Mox

"If one of the Don Callis family member wins, who will be the number one contender"
Excalibur with the retard call of the night.

I popped for the knee

>>18222459
The usual people on twatter complained about Max's raps. Then it got kind of stale when they were facing the same people.

I wish roderick would retire

Marina's husband is here!

He almost forgot to kick out

>>18222377
>she has a bf
[Sad News]

>>18222489
>"I don't think will do that"
lmao

Brody a fat

Whoever wins this will be another sacrifice to the Death Riders and Mox

>>18222537
She let him out

>>18222405
U DA MAN

>>18222438
FAKE THREAD DO NOT USE
LOOK FOR OP TRIPCODE

Clean shaven Juice is a mistake

Juice looks unrecognizable in that gear and clean shaven face