Thread 18222963

All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

How To Watch: Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, Fubo, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)

MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

FIRST FOR MOMMY RENEE

Caster should have went in and immediately got pinned

Max is cashing in tonight.

Cashing in tonight?

>max wins via israeli tactics
of course

Well that sucked. All for the jew to win

so is MJF actually going to cash in the same night now?

>tfw when you need to run to the store but don't want to miss women's gauntlet match

BROS I JUST WANT TO SEE WOMEN HURT ONE ANOTHER

>>18222987
TUMMY

>>18222979
amazon prime

Darby saving Hangman and challenging him?

When will Shane McMahon and Brock Lesnar show up to save AEW?

what was the match before this?

>>18222963 (OP)
Hangman's winning then. They won't do Max vs Moxley.

>>18222963 (OP)
how long before Omega vs Okada?
I'm getting sleepy it's 1:40 am

Ricochet bumped his ass off for that bad ending

>No Darby
>No Eddie
Looking like a 2 star PPV bros

Baked is down where are you guys watching this?

>no Jay
am sad

what was the point of that all?

>>18223018
All In crashing streaming sites

That match was way too fucking long for the second match on the card

>>18223028
amazon prime

>>18223027
They're coming out for the main event

Mark my words, this night will end with MJF as the World Heavyweight Champion

>Jewish Miz is getting another world title run
ebin

>All MJF Wrestling
Can we please kill all the jews?

Any criticism of MJF is just antisemitism.

MJF wins so that means Goldberg will win on SNME too right?

>>18223028
>He didn't get into baked before the lockdown
KWAB

You thought that was bad?
The women's version is up next.

>people think MJF is pro Israel

Hes written about it and been as anti Israel as possible for a jew, his gf is also Palestinian

>>18222987
jesus christ

>>18223028
https://psp-tv.com/r/CozyTube

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wait is this actually a MITB-style contract?

gay nigga

>>18223028
https://www.ppv.com/event/all-in25

>>18223047
he's going to cash in at SNME?
damn

>>18223049
didn't darby get injured in a car crash last week?

Welp, guaranteed new champ

>>18223028
I signed up for a free trial instant with some IPTV site it's on a ppv channel

I'm really excited for the Women's gauntlet. I want to see my girls Anna Jay, Athena, Julia Hart, Kris Statlander, Megan Bayne, Mina Shirakawa, Queen Aminata, Skye Blue, Tay Melo, Thekla, Thunder Rosa and Willow Nightingale

AUSSIEBROS WE CHEWBACCAN

>>18222987
Hnnng

TOP
GUYS
OUT

I miss when Stoke was Statlander's manager

>>18223045
I hope Mox beats them both.

>>18223054
good

>>18223018
I'm not paying for this

the Fletchlight prayer circle begins now

>>18223067
Seems so, the contract visibly said future title match like Christians did rather than NEXT title match

???

bros....

It just occurred to me there is a non-zero chance we get a repeat of christian tonight and MJF cashes in and gets beat by mox

>still having him come out
HUMILIATION RITUAL

>>18223060
Don't worry, the women can't do that many spots so it'll be like 20 minutes tops

No buddy. Ok.

>>18223010
I think he said he would if Mox retains but has plan B. C. D. E. F. for if Hangman wins.

Whatever happened to Orange Cassidy?

Ngl, I don't watch the weekly tv but I watch the PPV's and I think this PPV has been shit so far.

>>18223095
thats okay, i think WWE has programming on later tonight for the poors who can't afford to watch aew

>>18223050
>>18223051
>>18223053
Success breeds jealousy.

>>18223071
>50 bucks for this retard slop
If you arent pirating it you are a worthless faggot

ADAM KWAB BAYBAY

Why is the TNT championship vacant?.

Who the fuck cares about this match? Sammy and Dustin won't win it. The other two are anti-draws

DUSTY OLD BONES FULL OF GREEN DUST

Not watching... is the match still going on?
Starting to wonder if that's the whole show

>>18223112
Who cares

why does Adam Cole just randomly "vacated"? Was there some video game stream he had to do?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SCORPIO SKY

I'll never hate the chugster

but it is time for Fletcher to get strapped up

Fuck man I feel bad for Cole

2 years ago he was main eventing in front of 80k people

>>18223112
Been out for a year with an injury

KWAB

>>18223063
Zionists can pose as anti israel. You know nothing about Zionism. Wrestling thread. Let it go.

>>18223112
Torn pec IIRC.

Gay Bay

Damn Adam looks sad :(

>>18223116
The ratings decline started with his title run tho

YOU KNOW MY ANKLE WENT BOOOOOOOOOM

AW SHIT, HE'S ALIVE?

>>18223067
Yes Christian used his mid-match of Moxley/Cope and it was dumb because it was just for him to eat the pin because Cope refused to

HUMILIATION RITUAL

Friendly reminder that Adam Cole is not over. The entrance, the theme, the taunt and the catchphrases are over.

PLEASE RETIRE
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
PLEASE RETIRE
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
PLEASE RETIRE
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
PLEASE RETIRE
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>18223112
his shitty comedy bit has run its course

I thought it was reported that Adam Cole quit AEW this morning?

HE MET A STIFF BREEZE ON A MORNING WALK AND BROKE HIS BACK
SPINAL

bros, ngl, this show fucking sucks so far....

He's been really good after that brief time he was yellow. This sucks

This nigga tiny wtf

Looks like he was crying lol

>>18223145
methinks he will call it a day for a while

>>18223063
you mean the guy who supported every single billion of dollars approved to send to israel?

YOU KNOW I'M FINNA BOUTTA COOM
good night babies

>>18223129
>It should've been me!!

>>18223161
Based, it's the only good part about him

>>18223145
i know bro it's starting me sad too

Get ready for Cole tears

>Britt Baker's manlet yellow ex re-injured his bussy
Christ almight

>>18223167
>was
still is

Can we have an honest discussion without the usual seethe? anyone else think this show has been terrible so far? starting with the preshow

Atom Smol baby

Please become a full time streamer for fucks sake.

HE'S RETIRING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's cancer isn't it.

He has cancer doesn't he

>>18223146
merely a coincidence, his segments always pop a rating

he's finna crying

>>18223120
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

is Cole officially washed bros?

They gave this Make-a-Wish AIDS patient a segment? Damn, AEW is lovely

this little faggot needs to retire

KWAB

IT'S ALL ABOUT MY BONES
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Crybaby bitch

DAMN HE HAS AIDS.

does this nigga have cancer or what

he's glue

>>18223185
>>18223186
Damn bros chill

how long was cole back for?

oh fuck please don't be cancer

That unironically had to be the weakest "Adam Cole Baby" I've ever heard from the crowd.

Kek didn't this guy main event All-In and fail miserably?

DAMN HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE CANCER

this nigga needs to live in a hospital, always injured

where is Britt Baker anyway?

e-bros...

I stepped on his penis

>Possible retirement
HOLY SHIT

HE GOT BRONCHITIS!

THANK YOU ADAM COLE FOR DYING! YOU SUCK DICK YELLOW FAGGOT! NOW AEW IS INFINTELY BETTER!

>I have some health issues
this nigga got AIDS lmfao

>>18223181
I'm an aew mark and I agree, but all in is always like this. Only the top 4 matches in the card will be good.

Adam Cole has lost his smile.

ah man this sucks................

what the fuck is he okay???

Yep, he's retiring...

Goddamn bros not like this

>he's crying

Damn is that serious?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KEK
WHAT
A
BITCH

>gone for a while, might be retiring
great news for AEW fuck this shitter

So what the fuck is his illness.

Adam Cole lost his smile

It's time for Takeshita to take all his frustrations out on Japan and in Yuka!

KWAB OF THE CENTURY

WAAAAAAH

>cancer
wtf

damn bros. this is fucking bad.

hes talking like his life is at risk

Took the right time for the piss break apparently

AAAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEW
KWABOTY

I can't believe Tony is stealing the fake cancer arc

We have a new kwaboty. No wonder Britt cucked him with Christian.

>>18223197
Based Snekman

Wait this is fucked, is it that bad?
Where are the dirtsheets when you need them

>>18223239
name?

>>18223236
aewitius

Buddy lost to THIS??

>All I've ever wanted to do
>Never put the effort into getting in wrestler shape once

this is my first aew ppv and it sucks so far
you guys really enjoy this slop?

HE'S LOST HIS SMILE

KWAB

>multiple promotions
FUCK THE FED
FUCK THE FED
FUCK THE FED

>>18223197
based Serp

First he's skinny fat. Now he's anorexic. Is it cancer? I feel bad for him.

Yeah, he's done

I can respect Cole for still hyping the ppv, tough break

>>18223162
This is the All In thread, I think you're looking for the GAB one.

ADAM COLE HAS GOUT

>>18223205
>call him a cancer kid for years
>he gets cancer
kek

INSTANT KWABOTY CONTENDER?

Cum in lung

Dirt sheets dropped the ball

>kyle and roddy there

Oh shit hes actually fucked isn't he

did he get super measles aids Jesus Christ it sounds like he's dying tomorrow

Did he just retire?

This seems really fucking serious goddamn

>>18223259
Too busy gaming and not having sex with Britt

Even Bret Hart wouldn't cry in the ring like this. Cole is such a mark. Go back to WWE, Adam.

What a KWABOAEW

Damn, wtf the feels just came out of nowhere.

>>18223239
name, now

He's had it rough being stuck with Undisputed and Paragon and other dead end stories but damn I'd miss him

I'm actually worried this is a legit health issue he has and not a injury

Hate Adam Cole but I’d rather The Miz have a career ending injury

Did these guys really have Joe go out on a stretcher and now this? what a shitshow.

>SHIELD Roman retirement ripoff
It's terminal...

HOLY SHIT IS HE DYING OR SOMETHING

>>18223233
this, I hope Monet is next

why wouldnt he just be a manager

Adam Cole has jaundice

he got a concussion and they found a lesion on his brain

>>18223300
Hana Kimura

I never really saw the big deal with Cole but I didn't want to see him go out this way

F

>>18223303
>Britt probably dumped him because she didn't want to deal with it
women are evil

>>18223249
based Jose El Cook

I love you always forever
Near or far, closer together
Everywhere I will be with you
Everything I will do for you

I got cancer y'all

>Tony sends out Atom to give an "Im dying/Rah Rah AEW" speech because the show already shit the bed
Kek crowd barely could give a shit too except for that last baybay

yellowly loads not being deposited into britt baker caused this cancer

On the bright side my boys Kyle and Roddy are free

>>18223259
this fucking crocodile tears, he's a disgrace on the business legit hope he kills himself
seeing him crying like a bitch is the first time I've been entertained by him

Damn, I think he will just have a retirement match and be done with wrestling.

>>18223259
This. Not buying his crap.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE AIDS

Should have stayed in the Fed and become a manager like Vince said

bros is he shoot dying or something?
WTF is going on with this man

>>18223271
He's a good soldier

Wow it's really over cole is retired

aew fans are delirious

Literally 95% of his health issues would be solved if he bulked up

please sami next

>>18223255
>>18223300
It's always her

>>18223310
If he isn't saying what is wrong with him it could be

that might be the last time we ever see "adam cole baybay".

tnt title needs to be RETIRED. it is literally cursed

>>18223310
No he just sucks immense ass. Nobody wants him because he is worthless

Sean Ross Sapp on BlueSky: Hearing reports that Adam Cole is suffering from CIL (Cum In Lungs). We hope for the best in his recovery!

>>18223303
Too much gaming.

Oh fuck even Garcia and Daddy Magic are saying goodbye.

>Cant wrestle one more time before he dies of cancer
Not the way I would have wanted to go out

>>18223287
memes aside he might actually have cancer, he seemed shook

DADDY MAGIC SIGHTING

Either cancer or his head is really fucked

Someone should make a machine that turns Daniel Garcia into a Japanese woman. I think I'd like him more if he was a Japanese woman

Thank fuck it's not any interim shit though, but this is legit sad

Daniel Garcia needs to retire with him

>>18223065
Bless you anon!

Hes got AIDs. Full blown. Very sad

He's shoot dying isn't he?

OP here. New gamethread at 290. Watch out for thread splitters.

Also I am out of threads after the next one so the anime dude can take over after the next thread

>Sorry about your cancer
>Dances
Kek

>>18223333
*delicious

>>18223236
Didn't you hear Excaliber? Kyle Fletcher injured him!

DADDY MAGIC BROS WW@

>>18223310
the fact that he' didn't say he was specifically injured and came out this sad has me thinking he might have something going on

>>18223331
>good soldier
The motherfucker is making seven figures a year and all he does is be a subpar twitch streamer
This is the bare minimum

Joking aside wtf was that.

>join AEW
>get AIDS
many such cases

kek i was wondering where the threads were and its cause i filter every trip fag, anyway why cant he wrestle does he have AIDS or something??

>>18223317
Same. I'm legit worried for the guy.

>>18223318
bitches always leaving you at your lowest point smdh

>>18223372
You're doing good. Thanks.

>Zero pop for Garcia
TONY PLEASE GET A CLUE I'M BEGGING YOU

It’s probably some heart issue

Big T always delivers

cole you need some alcohol

DADDY MAGIC BROS

>>18223354
>>18223347
More like Fatty Fatshit, no wonder this dude doesn't get booked anymore

>>18223382
I'm actually worried for him that seemed serious

None of this would happen if he stayed in WWE and worked with professionals and not unsafe indie shitters

>>18223236
my guess is he never got over his concussion stuff and he has eternal bonced his ronce cornew

They could have literally used ANYONE besides Sammy and Dustin. Literally anyone.

>>18223332
it's like Christmas came early, like a weight off my shoulders

>>18223255
>>18223300
what kinda giganewfags are on a degenerate 4chan board in 2025 not knowing A*K*

Jokes aside, that looked like a retirement.

undisputed era was there with him. those were real tears. and it looked like daniel garcia said to him "its okay, if you arent back you have [done enough?? or done it all?]".

WHERE'S SAMMY'S DRAGON BALL TITANTRON?!

>Daddy magic on the stick
LETS GOOOO

>>18223195
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane.

bro these shitty royalty free ass rap music suck dicks, why do most of the roster have them?

>>18223399
Get that swill out of my face.

>>18223343
Oh shit!

This Adam Cole segment remind me a lot Roman Reigns cancer segment

If it's a Heart Issue you have to just quit, can't be working with that

Daniel Garcia with that 1999 Primus studio album

>>18223418
Should've been Pretty Peter Avalon

North Texas hates Houston like how LA and San Francisco has the same kind of hatred.

>>18223418
They could have cut the Casino match short and used 2-3 dudes from there instead

>>18223382
Gotta be something brain related

No visible signs of injury when he was walking or hugging people

>Daddy Magic on commentary
>He's fucking shaken by the Cole stuff
>Everyone keeps talking about Cole

is it beast man aids

>>18223343
why'd you cheat on him then u cunt

>wearing red
Garcia is getting pinned.

>>18223349
kek he do be gigavaxed doe

NEW THREAD
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>>18223437
>>18223437
>>18223437
>>18223437

>>18223436
>It should've been me!

>Sammy Guevara from Texas!
>no pop
How can you be from Texas and get no reaction.

HOLY FUCK THE ARTIST FORMELY KNOWN AS GOLDUST

>>18223197
kwab

CHAMPS OUT LAST

FLETCHLIGHTERS WE WINNING GOLD

>>18223451
It's a fake cancer like Roman

>>18222987
the tummy queen

>>18223433
Yeah that’s why he didn’t get cleared, probably had an issue after last match

>>18223463
All the Mexicans got deported

>>18223458
statistically you probably look more like a wrestler than atom

Let's go Pornostar! Fuck them guys! Fuck them! Hands, feet, hips, whatever. Just LFG right bros

the look on everyones faces is really making me feel bad about aids cole

Fletcher is it

>Kylew Fletchers new theme
HOLY FUCKING BBBB-BASED

>>18223420
I always forget her name

bump limit

>>18223214
they really quiet about this one...

Yep, Tony fumbled

>>18223457
you're doing a great job

>>18223065
Is this an alternative to baked?