KWABOTY

Did he say what's wrong with him? Besides being a skinny fat geek.

>>18223307
autism

Reminds me of when Roman announced he had cancer. Doesn't look like it's the fake kind of cancer for Adam Cole though.

It's gotta be bad for them to not have Fletcher interrupt it for heat

>>18223307
He has the same thing Keith Lee has

>>18223251 (OP)
Evil fucking company got people thinking this nigga has cancer like just announce what he's injured with ffs

>>18223251 (OP)
Like wife like husband

>>18223251 (OP)
Modern Day "Lost Smile"

>>18223360
He even got Roddy and Kyle come out to cry with him, like Seth and Dean.

>>18223397
Michaels was great though

>>18223251 (OP)
Still Trump

okay so he's not actually "injured" is he?
this seems like it really might be some sort of legit health issue or condition he has. he seemed really serious about it

>>18223251 (OP)
>The reality is...my real name is Austin and I've been living with Leukemia for 11 years

>>18223373
It seems early, like they probably don't even know what he's got exactly.

>>18223440
Looks like he's shoot dying the way everybody was talking about it.

How much time has Adam Cole been healthy for in his AEW run?

Poor Adam, I was hoping it was a Mark Henry angle.

>commentary from his faction member
>"life goes on you know.."

HE'S ACTUALLY DYING ISN'T HE??
FUCK

>>18223251 (OP)
still the kansas city chiefs
still vince
still cm punk
still man united
still mbappe

>>18223440
It's AIDS.

>>18223534
Longer than CM Punk was healthy during his runs as AEW champ.

>>18223251 (OP)
Vince proven right yet again

>>18223370
cum in lung?

>>18223534
never
he was looking thin when he came in and it got worse to the point were he looked like a child when he wrestled Okada
He looked to be gaining weight and getting healthy over this comeback until today.

>Health issues
>not injury

oh no

>we've been making fun of Adam for having canceraids the entire time because he looks malnourished
>he actually has it
RIP little nigga

>>18223593
haha, sure hope there's no karmic blowback for us...

>>18223593
Reminds me of people making fun of the Black Panther actor's appearance and then it turned out he was dying of cancer.

>>18223558
still emma radacanu

I'm watching NXT what happened? I suddenly saw a lot of twitter posts talking about Adam Cole like he died.

>>18223251 (OP)
AIDS?

>>18223638
he's transitioning

>>18223251 (OP)
Tony salivating at the thought of the memorial show

>>18223638
Retiring because he has turboaids which means he only has 6 months to live

feel alittle bad for calling him aids cole for so long KEK

>>18223589
>a major talking point with the guy who never says shit or answers any question

was it cum in lungs

>>18223251 (OP)
And the DYEL 2025 front runner

>>18223691
no cody doesn't work there anymore

>>18223431
King With All the Beatifications Of The Year? You're damn right He is!

>>18223651
Should have done it before the hair loss

>"Time to job? Oh whoops looks like I have a serious injury and need to take months off"

I'm thinking it's cancer of some sort.

still Phil

>>18223578
Keith Lee, not Brodie Lee

>>18223578
Afraid so

>>18223251 (OP)
Ok, who does based Fletcher face today?

>>18223630
reminds me of Conan making fun of Bruce Jenner’s looks then it turned out it was cause he was transitioning

did she win?

>>18223638
He has to vacate the TNT Championship due to health issues (didn't get into what exactly) and says he'll be gone for a while/potentially retiring.

>its announced its AIDS or some shit
your reaction?

>>18223760
so that’s why Britt left him

>>18223760
why couldn't he do the match if he had cancer?
how does bumping make cancer worse?

>>18223826
Come on man is this a serious question lmao

>>18223823
Instant KWABOTY winner after that

>>18223834
YES
what the fuck is gonna happen if he wrestles today, instantly die from an explosion of tumors?

>>18223826
>>18223834
He's probably had cancer for a long time, but there comes a point when stuff starts to shut down and things get really bad, really fast.

>>18223880
You're retarded bro

>>18223826
>>18223880
retard alert

Does Britt have HIV then?

>loses title
>Gets cancer
>His ex is heading to NXT to get fucked by Phil's microdick

AND NEEEEEEWWWWWW

>>18224025
His ex already had a stroke at her age and is looking like an ozempic corpse.
The whole relationship was cursed.

Thank fucking God Kyle and Roddy no longer have to be wasted in. Adimeless stable with him

>>18224025
>His ex is heading to NXT to get fucked by Phil's microdick
I hate to be one of those posters but it's NXT, she's getting piped by bbc

>>18223440
Britt sucked away his soul and his body is wasting away.

>>18224125
I wish she’d suck my soul away through my penis if you know what I mean:

>>18223251 (OP)
Even his hair wants to get away from him.

>>18224201
Not sure I follow. Care to extrapolate?

>>18223251 (OP)
I actually feel bad for Smol

>>18223545
Daddy Magic isn't in Paragon or even Undisputed Kingdom

I'm pretty sure he has vax induced turbo cancer. I'm not gloating or memeing when I say that, I'm just stating facts.

>be cancer in NXT
>get cancer in AEW

>>18223307
ADAM AIDS GAY GAY

>>18224100
BASED probly both thh

>>18223826
>how does bumping make cancer worse?
Motherfucker, I have seen a LOT of stupid-ass questions on both the /asp/ and /pw/ boards over the years, but this takes the goddamn CAKE
I actually screenshotted this post for future use, that's how dumb it is

>>18223593
I wasn't making fun I was pointing it out like Emperor's new clothes. If there is karmic revenge for speaking the truth then fuck the karma

>>18224492
OOF.

>>18223251 (OP)
lol are his eyes beginning to turn white like a corpse? wtf

>>18223826

>>18223826
this post worked the marks and is over with me brother HH

>>18223251 (OP)
Is it cancer? Liver failure? Dudes been looking yellow and thin

now is the time to book a cancer heel named Terry Tumor and have Adam feud with him from his funko pop covered hospital bed

>>18224640
no, people forget how bad his concussion was
if was shocking he ever got cleared from it, and most certainly had to get regular tests from that point forward
guess he got tested recently and it was dire again

>>18224758
which concussion was it again?

>>18224640
He was thin for years and the yellow skin was a bad tan job. All 3 looked heartbroken though and Excalibur was crying so it doesn't look good.

>>18223251 (OP)
The bumps in Cole’s match on Thursday were extra soft. Thought he might be injured but guess he just has vaxx induced organ failure, hence the yellowy loads.

>>18224640
Pretty sure he got a complete ankle replacement. Can't imagine that holds up well

>>18224792
Okada at the first forbidden door.

>>18223826
holy kek
and he's dead serious too

>>18223826
asking the questions we need answered

>>18224832
And Okada is the one that gave Omega vertigo

>>18223826
It wouldn't. Depending on how far along you are, or if you're in the middle of treatment, you're gonna feel like absolute shit though and probably be unable to.

>>18223251 (OP)
Heard it was a Rick Rude type injury

>>18223251 (OP)
I've got the scoops. He's got the same thing Chadwick Boseman had. It's over

>>18223826
Why don't you tell us if you get it and do a wrestling match.

>>18223251 (OP)
I hope this is a worked shoot and they hype it up as Bane vs Batman when he returns to get revenge on Fletcher.

>>18223251 (OP)
He's a genuinely nice guy. You guys are dicks.

>>18224817
At least he'll still get to play his games

>>18223370
He's not a fat black sack of shit though

>>18223534
I don't know because I don't watch AEW

>>18225120
I don't fucking care how nice he is in the back, how friendly he is when you bump into him at Target or how good his handjobs are, I'm a viewer, I watch wrestling and what I saw was him being shit at everything and pity booked like he was better than he was or what his physique looked like.

If you build like and as frail as a make-a-wish kid, don't go over guys that are build like brick shithouse and I might give you the time of day, simple as. Don't waste my time.

>>18223307
AEW insider here. Adam Cole is absolutely RIDDLED with Aids.

>>18223251 (OP)
He’s been doing the same dogshit for like a decade and people are actually crying for him what happened to the game I love?

>>18223251 (OP)
Still Phil

his reason for retiring was buying a switch 2
he has his obligation to stream to his viewers and cant be bothered with wrestling
chugs out!

>>18223617
a heel wrestler should use that chest grab move

The vax claims another one.

Is he still yellow?

>>18223826
dumbest question ever asked in this boards history

seriously is THIS the kind of retards i share this board with?

>>18223360
Supposedly it’s stage 4 bowel cancer that’s reached his liver

>>18223826
don't vote

>>18226108
wtf, what was going on in his bowels?

>>18225658
>If you build like and as frail as a make-a-wish kid
GMS

the fact that he looked "alright" when he was out there has me thinking it's a health condition and not an injury

if he's dying then that sucks, but he shouldn't have been wrestling this whole time when it was blatantly obvious to anyone watching that he was deathly skinny and ill. i'm glad that he won't be wrestling anymore.

>>18226162
It’s the hot new cancer. Everyone’s getting it. You don’t have it?

is dax ok though?

>>18226239
He looks like he’s had AIDS for like 5 years now

>>18223826
Come on now, family
You can't be this stupid

>>18223307
the cadaver wants its bone back to be used for something less embarrassing than Adam Cole

So it’s got to either be cancer or some sort of degenerative muscle disease, right?

>>18226355
Maybe his spine is fucked and is one bump away from dying

>>18223826

>>18226355
honestly if I had to guess it's either concussion shit or he has a similar neck condition as kevin owens

wasn't there just a huge scare about his head because of a spot near the apron that got fletcher backstage heat?

>>18226550
lel RIP Fletchlight's push

>>18226317
i wonder if he's taking immune supressants so his body doesn't reject the bone

>>18226355
I think its a concussion thing or something like that. If it was life threatening i think he would've said it. Not that he has an obligation to say of course. But like Roman they usually use it as a chance to talk about fighting it or raising awareness to get tested, things like that.

>>18226550
>>18226559
He did lose tonight to old ass Dustin as well.

>>18226550
pretty sure that was just a worked shoot reason (in kayfabe) to give an excuse for this all

>>18223251 (OP)
>YOU DESERVE IT CLAP CLAP CLAP
NOW KICK OUT AT 1 FAGGOT!!!!! LMAOOOOOO

>>18223826
a lot of people getting worked by this but not answering the question

>>18223826
I love how fuckin clueless and autistic some of you fuckers are.

is he okay?

>>18223251 (OP)
I ave been saying for a while that he probably suffers from something serious enough that he can't train regularly. He never looked imposing, but at least he looked fit when he was in WWE, he has only kept deteriorating since, especially since suffering that concussion.

>>18223251 (OP)
nothing gayer than seeing a grown man cry in public especially if thats the way this guy is going out

>>18223826
>why couldn't he do the match if he had cancer?
>how does bumping make cancer worse?

>>18227821
KWAGB

>>18223251 (OP)
>wrestling has more than one AIDS patient

>>18223826
People are insulting you but they aren't answering because you are right.

>>18229264
cancer is natural, it's chemo that fucks you up

>>18229264
>they aren't answering because you are right.
My guy, you and that other anon are seriously suggesting that Adam Cole go do something that Vince wouldn't even have Reigns do when his leukemia returned
Think about that fucking shit
And we all know Vince would have told Reigns to keep wrestling if he thought it was a reasonable demand

>>18230058
whatchu talking about man? roman came back as soon as possible

>>18223251 (OP)
When you realize picrel was a shoot.

>>18230116
qrd?

>>18223880
Bumping can dislodge more cancer cells into his bloodstream.

>>18223251 (OP)
kyle fletcher gave him a career ending injury

>>18230105
He still took a break for a couple of months for treatment and further assessment
Cole might do the same thing if it's indeed a similar situation
The point is, you can't just keep taking bumps non-stop after getting a diagnosis like that. You need treatment, assessment and doctor's orders before even thinking of going back into the ring

>>18230153
Danhausen gave Adam cancer through voodoo magic

>>18230257
Roman had fake cancer he didn't even do chemo just took some pills and went on vacation

>>18230257
can or should? he easily could have done the match and then fucked off tomorrow

>>18230297
looking at Roman now and you still think his cancer was fake? grim

>>18223826
>why couldn't Magic Johnson keep playing basketball if he had HIV?
>how does dribbling and passing a basketball make HIV worse?

>>18230289
Basedhausen

>>18230297
>he didn't even do chemo just took some pills
oral chemo is a thing

>>18230412
8===D O:
>Roman taking chemo

>>18230207
This is true btw. No, for a shoot, it’s real.

>>18230367
>comparing a transmittable virus to cancer
doesn't work

>>18230322
>>18230412
>>18230459
Vince sucking Romans dick was about all. Romans cancer was fake.

>>18230477
Nice try but it wasn't the 80s when he got it
It was common knowledge by the early 90s that you could only catch it via sex, needles and blood transfusions, not by playing basketball with someone who has it

>>18230153
Cole was wrestling on Dynamite in 2022, he pulled a table that Danhausen was hanging on to from under the ring.
Danhausen then cursed Cole.
Cole no-sold it.
At Forbidden Door, Cole got knocked silly and was out with concussion for a long time.
Then he came back and exploded his ankle, and was out like 18 months or something.
He came back again and its something so bad his buddies are crying.

TLDR: The curse was real.

LIL CHUGGSTERS

>>18230803
so you are arguing against your own point or what

>>18223307
Its probably brain/concussion related. Brit said he would wake up in the middle of the night not knowing where he was.

Steiners in the house

>>18230803
>blood transfusions
it's transmitted by blood period
but sure there's no risk of some getting busted open in a physical sport like basketball!

>>18223307
Pac-Man Fever

>>18223826

>>18230367
>how does dribbling and passing a basketball make HIV worse?
Well? How?

>>18223307
Unironically I think he has Hep C or some sort of liver disorder. Theres other things that can cause it but he’s JAUNDICED. Everyone goofs about it because he’s a tiny dimeless man but haven’t you guys noticed he’s been yellow for about a year and a half? He looks like a Fu Manchu propaganda poster.

>>18223440
Looks like he might have aids.

>>18231020
And if it truly is the end of his career, he has nothing to lose going out, taking one bump, and doing a quick job to make Fletcher look like a star/threat. Unless he had cum in lungs and was at risk of having his heart explode with even one bump, it’s a coward’s way out.

>>18224758
Maybe he would have recovered better if he wasn't spending 8 hours a day playing video games

>>18231255
based

>>18223826
>Everyone getting worked and too low IQ to actually respond to a simple question so instead they seethe meanwhile Triple H jobbed to a cancer patient.
Adam Cole is a nice bloke but should never have been elevated past the midcard

>>18223826
youre the GOAT of this board whoever you are were never topping this

>>18224558
Sounds like a lot of cope on your part

>>18231085
don't you get orange eyes with jaundice though?
his skin would fit though

SETH ROLLINS JUST CHALLENGED ADAM COLE FOR THE KWABOTY CHAMPIONSHIP AT FORBIDDEN DOOR

Yup, Seth is now in the uppercard of this year's KWABOTY running

>>18231463
>>18231436
what the fuck did I miss?

>>18223251 (OP)
SETH ROLLINS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

>>18231255
Yeah because everyone will remember that day that Cole dragged his yellow sickly body into the ring for 3 minutes to put over the raging homosexual Australian. Truly would have made him a star. Maybe on Planet Retard.
The little guy is sick, something is going wrong inside him for sure. Just let him come out and do his Bay Bay schtick and thank the fans.

>>18231352
He got plenty of answers to his retarded question, dumbass

>>18231479
Looks like Seth blew his knee in his match with LA Knight. Waiting to see if it's a work or not.

>>18231436
>>18231463
>Pigs getting worked before Seth cashes in
enjoy your slop e-gods

>>18231479
He just blew out his knee doing a springboard moonsault, finish had him hobbling over after talking with Heyman in the corner and Knight hitting his move and winning. Seems legit

>>18231436
At least Seth still took a bump afterwards

>>18231365
no one in this thread had said how he'd get worse from taking a bump if he was just diagnosed with cancer

>>18230966
>Pac-Man Fever

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

>>18231431
I’m not sure. I can’t remember when I first noticed him that color, if it was before or after the ankle break but a few of the times he came out it was really fucking weird looking and people in game threads were like, he needs a tan or he got a terrible tan. Looking back on it, something is going on with the dudes system. Do they close up enough to see the whites of his eyes even? That skin is downright sallow though. Like some kind of bile production issue. Hepatitis will do it for sure, hardcore drunks turn yellowy from Cirrhosis, I believe it’s liver/gall bladder related.

>>18223251 (OP)
So glad this shitter is gone forever.

>KWABOTY
A wild Seth enters the topic

>>18231653
>Paul is so fucking obsessed with AEW that he counter programmed Cole’s injury

>>18223826
>come on pussy, it's just some cancer, rub some dirt on it

>>18231657
>turn yellowy
What did the yellowy loads poster know?

>>18231524
oh really faggot? let's count the replies.
each reply to the post can be summed into 3 categories:
>Worked faggots like you who got sad their 89 year old Grandma died of cancer of all things - 11
>Normal non-autists who laugh at the absurdity of the ragebait - 9
>"actual" answers - 2
so yeah not "plenty" you autistic retard go wear your cancer is le heckin bad ribbon and make that your whole personality faggot.

>>18231679
I’m zagging on that bro. I hate watching him wrestle and Tony was retarded enough to main event him at their biggest show ever, it did irreparable damage in the long run. But I think he’s actually a kind of nice guy in real life. I clicked on one of those streaming videos to goof on him and he seems to authentically enjoy playing video games and interacting with people. He’s way better off doing that, he’s got the build for it. The Tombstone quote will never not make me kek though.

>>18231623
>how he'd get worse from taking a bump if he was just diagnosed with cancer
Because that's not even the dumbest part of his post
The dumbest part of his post was asking why a guy diagnosed with cancer shouldn't just continue wrestling, as opposed to taking a break from it for proper dedicated treatment and rest
Look at Bret Hart after Goldberg kicked him in the head. Could Bret have still technically kept wrestling through the pain, without taking a break for proper medical treatment and to heal up? Yes.
And he did just that.
Tell me, how the fuck did that work out for Bret again?

>>18223826
this post must be immortalized in the /pw/ Hall of Fame

>>18231862
he didnt say continue wrestling he said have the last match with fuckface

>>18223826
based

>>18231862
take a break? he's right there in the fucking ring!
just wrestle the title match in a stadium during the ppv THEN retire

>>18231760
>autists doesn't understand anything so they have a meltdown
Many, many such cases

I'm sorry but the nigga wrestled and took bumps TWO DAYS AGO that one guy who asked "that" question is dumb but dammit his heart is in the right place

>>18232150
It really isn't

>>18231905
>"I just got diagnosed with a very serious medical condition that could kill me"
>"What should I prioritize right now?"
>"OH, I KNOW! Let me fake-fight one more time, take unnecessary bumps and risk a shoot injury while I'm already sick, to defend some shitty midcard title against some literal who"

>>18232246
Those are the kind of retards who inhabit this place

>>18232246
its whats best for business

>>18231876
It’s not as stupid as you think anon. If you’ve ever known anyone that’s not old that has cancer, their life still goes on. They goto work, they have lives. If anything it would be harder mentally, if you’re stressed out or worried and just got the diagnosis maybe you’re not up to it. But then there’s people like JR who just said being out at the show is like medicine and he got his diagnosis a while back. There really isn’t anything stopping him from having a match unless he got a stage 4 terminal diagnosis yesterday. He just had a match a few days ago though.

>>18231862
>The dumbest part of his post was asking why a guy diagnosed with cancer
nobody knows whats wrong
>just continue wrestling, as opposed to taking a break from it for proper dedicated treatment and rest
>>18232150
>I'm sorry but the nigga wrestled and took bumps TWO DAYS AGO
>>18232246
>OH, I KNOW! Let me fake-fight one more time, take unnecessary bumps and risk a shoot injury while I'm already sick
if he were a real man he would do just that instead he comes out and cries like a baby and doesnt even explain why he cant wrestle. just pathetic

wait
wasn't goldberg supposed to win right now then Seth uses the MITB?
how is the script supposed to go if seff is injured?

damn hogwheels got triggered hard huh?
fuck adam cole LMAO

>>18232420
You're this mad about fake fighting in a company literally no one watches

>>18231352
11 years without our boy

>>18232496
nobody cares about aew
its fun to mock this whole situation tho

>>18232496
>You're this mad
not mad just pointing something out.

also the ultimate warrior knew he was dying and legit only had a few hours left to live but went out there and forced himself to give one final promo

its karma for saying roman's cancer was faked trevor

>>18232638
I agree but c'mon. I'm not even an Adam Cole fan but he seems like an okay guy. The cancer wishes and other retardation is pretty bad even for this place.

>>18232734
bro you take shit too seriously

>>18232701
That's a bit different. He knew and gave one last kino moment and that's great. There's no telling what's going on with Cole but it's obviously pretty bad and wanting someone to go out there and perform is retarded.

>>18232769
You're gonna reach an age where people dying isn't hysterical.

>>18223826
Okay, since no will answer the question, I will. He could of still did the match and got squashed in 10 seconds or knocked out with a single move or anything he is just too big of a fucking mark faggot to do the job. he'll never step foot in a ring again and still wouldn't put anyone over. says alot about this guy and the size of his ego. he was never a draw and was always a scrawny limp wristed retard faggot. not even the guy who works with the guy smol was the guy who fucking wishes he could be the guy who works with the guy that draws. fuck this faggot and I hope he really does have terminal cancer that kills him slowly over the course of many years. as slow and as painful as possible is what he deserves.

>>18232859
You seem like a cool guy

>>18231352
THAT LITTLE FAGGOT IS JACKING HUNTER'S WALLET!

insider here, its Alzheimers

>>18223251 (OP)
Why the fuck would it be cancer. It's obviously some type of head injury from all the retarded bumps he's been taking. He won't be the last one either.

THAT'S SETH ROLLINS!!! HE'S CASHING IN!!! CURBSTOMP! SETH ROLLINS IS THE NEW KWABOTY 2025!!!

>>18232859
What does having a 10 second squash match do for anyone involved? What’s the actual point of doing that on a PPV. Fletcher isn’t a Goldberg or Ryback type of wrestler that maybe he gets any kind of rub for that. If anything it has the opposite effect a la Daniel Bryan and Sheamus at Wrestlemania. Especially since 99 percent of people watching an Adam Cole match also read about wrestling on the Internet and would know soon enough he’s for real sick or injured.
The match needed cancelling for some reason, it seems serious enough that they let him come out and get some cheers from the crowd. I’m not fan of any of the guy I prefer him not being in the card and really letting him promo for 2 minutes is infinitely better than letting him wrestle for any length of time.

>>18226244
No :(

>>18233138
Fletcher is a heel right? (i dont know if he is heel or not aew is for homo faggots so I dont watch that gay shit) they could have gotten nuclear heat by having him take out smol. they could have even let smol have his faggy little goodbye speech then let fletcher run in and take him out. seems liek a wasted oppurtunity but hey, thats what tinyt does best right? fumble

>>18223251 (OP)
Dude was glowing yellow for a month now I think it wasn’t because of a bad spray tan


Every Cornette/Brian Last’s Adam Cole review the last 2 years has one of them saying “he looks awful, I don’t want to critique his physique because he may be sick” turns out he is sick

>>18223251 (OP)
>>18233009
>2 serious KWABOTY contenders in just a couple of hours
>completely unrelated at that
Could anyone see that coming?

>>18233369
Yeah, literally every time Jim talks about him he says "I really hope everything is okay with him"

I honestly thought he was just lazy as fuck. He really might be dying though KWAB

>>18223370
a BBC?
good for him

>>18233369
tony prettty much just said it was a concussion again

>>18233541
this and dave/bryan were really quick to say it was an injury from the karl fletcher match. Obviously they're "in the tank" to a certain extent with the company but there's no reason to just blatantly lie about something like that unless maybe he's shoot dying, which I do not think is the most likely explanation for someone who has always looked like shit and always had to miss a lot of time with injuries

>>18231049
ball hits him in nose, now blood with hiv is dripping over the court

>>18223307
Lygma balls

>>18230966
Kek

>>18223826
This anon here is asking the right question?

>>18223826
For a shoot, cancer drains you of blood and nutrition and oxygen.
You can't be an athlete and have advanced levels of cancer, and perform. Doesn't work.
Bumps will impact the tumor and possibly make it worse, and it can start bleeding which will be really worse.

You can work with melanoma (skin cancer) but that's not what he's got.

>>18223826
Anon are you serious?

>>18226162
Cancer, seemingly

>>18233747
I know a treatment he will enjoy

>>18233635
and hiv pee sloshing around in the shower

>>18224881
So Okada is the Kairi of AEW?

>>18223826
Niggas really out here asking dudes to wrestle with cancer like it's a sprained wrist

>>18223826
based anon working this entire board

>>18233919
Everything Vince ever did has been entertaining.

>>18224906
But I feel like shit too all the time. Do I have cancer? I'm too afraid to check it out.

Insider here, Cole has been in and out of University hospitals for the last two years. They think it's a condition previously unknown to medical science. They're planning to name it Austin Jenkins Disease in his honor.

>>18234408
Not Funny. Read the fucking Room. Seriously.

>>18223826
Bumping very well could make it worse, depending on what it is.

But people have also done some amazing athletic feats while having cancer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Fox

>>18226355
could be all kinds of things, really

>>18223251 (OP)
did he retired to stop that guy posting that thread all the time?

>>18223826
based

Insider here. After going through his physical, Adam got word that they found cum in his lungs. The situation is touch and go.

>>18223826
>how does bumping make cancer worse?

laughing so fucking hard

>>18223826
That's how you know he's not committed to aew. Just a fake injury having bitch

>>18235184
too many video games. another anon already mentioned its Pac Man fever and, in his case, its fatal. screenshot this comment

>>18223826
kek. based.

>>18231352
>meanwhile Triple H jobbed to a cancer patient

Meanwhile HHH is still alive. That shitter jobbed to the grim reaper. Who really won the game of life? The game did.

>>18233719
Thanks for the only legit reply...

>>18230825
Based Voodoohausen

>>18223251 (OP)
Vaxxx status?

>>18230825
Love that Danhausen

>>18226355
its a work, he didn't want to put fletcher over

>>18235545
Probably hep c from the bone transfer he got

>anons on /pw!/ note and make fun of Adam Cole for progressively getting more yellow and scrawny
>not he is out for "health issues"
Guys is it actually liver shitting itself?

>>18235636
Dustin and juice also look really yellow recently. They all got hep c probably

They should've done an angle where his bone transplant was from a serial killer and is hijacking his body to hurt people. At least then he could be leaving now to "save his soul"

>>18223251 (OP)
>>18223307
So whats wrong with Badam Bole other than being a raped bitch?
KWAB

>>18235830
he has cancer you disrespectful fucking asshole

send positive energy to adam

>>18223251 (OP)
>i’m totally retiring guys

Biggest work in wrestling he’ll be back

>>18223826

>>18223251 (OP)
Does anybody unironically know what it is yet?

>>18223826
Based

>>18232859
>could of

what causes brittle bones? because obviously him shattering his ankle from that little jump months ago was a bad sign

>>18231085
Same thing Christian had in 2010 - 11

>>18232859
sup brit

>>18223251 (OP)
Ouch

Any of you fags like RP? Wanna RP as you favorite wrestler or literally anything else? Come to the /hg/ threads on the /trash/ board. We do some RP and just generally shitpost each other. It's a decent waste of time if you're bored

>>18236041
No.

>CM Punk
Completely and unequivocally exposed himself as being a hypocrite with zero morals. So bad that what he did will go down as a part of his story forever whether he likes it or not.
>Seth
Being the ultimate company guy and blowing out his knee in a match that only existed because the company was trying to bully another company
>Adam Cole
Getting concussed again and possibly having to retire


I guess it depends on how you look at things. Personally I think Punk is the worst.

>It's literally just a concussion
Why the fuck didn't he just say that, nah honestly fuck Adam he's right not to wrestle with it but to go out garnering sympathy and pretending he's Roman announcing leukemia is retarded.
Vince was right he should've just been a manager, even he knew he was brittle as fuck, if Seth fucked up his ACL the he's the KWABOTY since I legit forgot Atom was even the TNT Champion

>>18232859
all true, every word

>>18230966
FEEL MY HEAD

>>18237776
>just a concussion
>just
I don't think you retards realize how fucking bad concussions can get, or how severe they are when you've had more than one or two. there are plenty of athletes that are FUCKED up from just a small handful of them

>>18237852
I've had dozens of concussions in my life and I still have no problem bonce ronce the conrew

>>18237863
a...ANON? you good??

>>18237852
I agree, concussions are very bad thats why I wrote
>"he's right not to wrestle with it"
That's not the problem at all, the criticism was how he presented the injury keeping it vague so we automatically assume the worst, if he went out there and said "Hey guys I don't want to pull a Benoit on Britt so I'm not going to wrestle then sure that's fine.

>kyle permanently ended the career of Adam smoll

>>18223251 (OP)
It's a fucking concussion. Even Alexa Bliss came back from a concussion. This absolute faggot is the biggest pussy bitch in wrestling history.

>>18235183
>cancer patient kicks out at 1 through sheer power of will
kino

I love that Moxley and Hangman go out there and mutilate each other with barbed wire and sharp jagged metal, and then Adam Cole's like "owwee owweeee my head hurts mom says I can't play now :(((( "

>>18237776
>Vince was right he should've just been a manager
It's funny that everyone mocked it but it's also legit correct. he's small but he's got a great voice and decent looks, perfect manager.

>>18237776
It makes all the bitching last night even more retarded
>”why didn’t the man with the concussion wrestle this match I wasn’t going to watch??”
Probably because he doesn’t want to go full Benoit

>>18223251 (OP)
how did /pw/ know he was finna job to the grim reaper

>>18238116
Give him a Jared Leto sex cult leader gimmick and have him manage a couple of the hot bimbos. It could work

>>18223826
put me in the screencap

>>18223251 (OP)
rest in piss

>>18233009
cinema

>>18237817

>>18223251 (OP)
Why does he look so yellow