Thread 18223437

All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

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MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

Fletcher theme just got nerfed hard.

I'm confused
why the fuck are these two back out if they already had a match

THANK YOU ADAM

Kyle looking extra zesty today

safe and effective

>life goes on you know..
>that look in his eyes

oh my fucking god adam cole is actually dying isn't he WTF

Cole is fucking dying lmao

>>18223465
texas boys

Wow this is a much better theme for Kyle.

Kyle didn't even bother to get new gear. Shameful

What are we thinking?

Brain, Heart or life-threatening disease?

>>18223437 (OP)
What's she thinking right now?

>>18223465
Honestly I don't know. They could've just pulled two guys out of the gauntlet match and put them here instead.

what is this getup lmao

CHAMPS OUT LAST

It is Kyle Fletcher's time

Buddy truly ruined Adam Cole simply by losing

>>18223488
agreed

fletcher is the future of the company

NEW FLETCHER THEME
PUSH BEGINING

>>18223480
finally, all my psychic attacks on him are paying dividends

Bases new theme

>excallibur nearly crying on commentary

Yeah hes FUCKED fucked

>>18223493
Gout

so what the fuck does he have
aids?
ass cancer?
people were fucking crying and they were wrestlers

>daniel garcia
>sammy gayvara
>golddust
>the australian
THIS is the best the AEW midcard can offer?

>>18223495
She gave him AIDS

starting to think it might really be the big C

Cut that intro, we don't need any def rebel here

why not just book Kyle v Garcia? c'mon tonedog

>>18223495
She's out to but a razor already.

Why is this dude dressing like a gay cowboy? What's his gimmick

Can't believe I'm saying this, but NXT is actually delivering better show

Zestiest outfit of the year ?

>>18223493
Heart, that shit doesnt get cleared at all

>>18223495
She looks like ayumikichi

Fucking hell the dead ass quiet at the start

>>18223495
Same thing as Rooster Teeth
>"Fuck, I shouldn't have bet everything on Halo."

>>18223528
i think its a pornstar gimmick

Why Cody didn't let Dustin retire in 2019?

>>18223478
many such cases

>>18223528
>New Theme
It's FLETCH LIGHT TIME, Boys!

>>18223495
She just gifted him 10,000 twitch subscribers

>>18223528
Gay cowboy from Australia

>>18223524
>starting to think it might really be the big C
Chlamydia?

Isn't Goldust like 60, what the hell is he doing there?

>>18223522
fletcher is top tier and will soon be a maineventer or at least he should be, I agree everyone else sucks though

Crowd's dead

holy shit the silence
they should've done it on TV, Adam cole bummed out the whole crowd and now its all anyone can think of

This match is gonna be rough. You can already tell they are calling it in the ring.

>>18223524
yeah this reads as something scary that came up during testing
don't think they'd treat a regular injury this way but who knows
hope for his sake it's not that

i never watch AEW. what am I in for?

>>18223495
>she

Reminder that Fletcher loves to finger his own ass

>>18223495
How do I get a MILF to be obsessed with me?

>>18223528
It’s a gay bush ranger gimmick

>You weren't a fan of that dance at first were you?
>Something about drag queens

based Daddy Magic

Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me, bros

This really does feel like a Wrestle Kingdom where the undercard is mostly underwhelming but the main matches make up for it (hopefully)

>>18223524
We did this. We willed it into existence. Now we have to do it to Garcia.

>>18223519
tbf Ex would be crying even if he just thought Adam was retiring

>>18223536
We've still got 6 months of Seth to go

Coming over from GAB because for some fucking reason they are having a TNA contract signing on a PPV, has the crowd been dead throughout the whole show?

>>18223556
At least they're reacting to something.

I'll be honest this show has been mid as fuck so far, they need to just throw kenny okada out there or something.

Falling asleep lads

>>18223571
Yeah it’s based

>>18223536
Bazz if she had s buzzcut.

Jesus that murdered the crowd.

>>18223551
Fraid so. https://youtu.be/zcZ-jg670bE?si=cl_L8q3gsXXPaHLu

holy shit Garcia is buried beneath fucking dinosaur skeletons, the aura is gone

>Only time Garcia gets a pop is when he dances
Hilarious

christ put Matt off commentary he sounds like he's about to cry

goon break match

>>18223576
the fuck is this shit

yeah it's been overhyped a bit, hasn't hit yet

>>18223579
They just announced a serious health issue for a guy and everyone is shoot sad. Crowd was fine before this.

>>18223579
Crowd is bummed out due to Adam Cole dying.

>>18223521
He was in his prime for years and given every opportunity, and he chose to coast on nepotism instead of getting a clue. Now he's injured and can't get a clue.
>is it cancer or aids
If it was cancer, he'd still be cleared to wrestle.

It’s sad because AEW has a good midcard.
Kyle
Brody
Takeashita
Briscoe
Kyle
Roddy
Juice
Buddy

Jesus the crowd is dead

>>18223579
The crowds been hot, this 4 way match was put together last minute so there’s 0 hype

lots of sources online saying its a chronic health issue, and that AEW only learned of it "within the week".

>>18223532
indian

>crowd is dead
lol

FLETCHLIGHT AFICIONADOS WE ABOUT TO EAT GOOD

>>18223562
This match is as good as it gets. You came at the perfect time.

>>18223524
TK tweeted "justified thank you adam" chants. Would be hilarious if he didn't know.

holy fuck

>>18223571
Kyle is one of those guys that got some gold in ROH and he was pretty good at it, but he wanted more and put in the work to bulk up, gear up, and completely change his persona, he's getting that gold tonight

TONY FUMBLED
TONY FUMBLED
TONY FUMBLED

>>18223571
for me it's when he's making faces behind Don Callis as he cuts a promo
>>18223595
Cole had to kill the show one more time on his way out

>>18223576
kek what the fuck is this pic

>>18223600
I hate it. He had this whole storyline where he realized he needs to be a real wrestler instead of this stupid WWE dance bullshit and now he's still doing that cause it gets him a pop

>>18223612
Not if he's past... You know... The point.

>>18223522
They already had the entire midcard in the casino gauntlet match. This is the best they could do on short notice.

>>18223537
This. If it was cancer, he could still wrestle.

CROWD IS DYING LIKE ADAM COLE.

>>18223614
Well Adam cole just came out and told everyone he was dying, that probably didn't help them get hype for this match

>>18223495
he owes her sex for ruining her weekend like this 2bh

>>18223604
>>18223632
Seth's WM40 entrance.

>man announces he is dying and will likely never wrestle again
...
>WHY IS THE CROWD SO DEAD!!!!


are you guys really this out of touch?

>>18223576
We're hitting Rio levels of homosexuality.

>>18223641
Not if he has to do chemo

>>18223622
it's be funny if Tony puled a swerve and put it on somebody else when they weren't even supposed to be in the match

>>18223626
yup. in AEW you get the carrot not the stick. you’re not punished for being small or out of shape, but you’re rewarded when you do hit the weights and get a clue (see MJF, Swerve, etc)

There's no fucking reason they'd send Cole to kill the crowd before the match if they weren't 90% sure he'd retire.

That's the Codester move!

>>18223629
I'll give you this one, fedophile. TK should've just cancelled the match. Having Cole come out and bum everyone out right before a 4-way featuring 2 shitters that already wrestled in the preshow is a huge fumble from the Tonester

>>18223647
Yeah they should've saved it for Dynamite or something. Can't just bum the crowd out with shoot shit midway through your event

We need to bring the crowd back around. Announce Hogan dying.

>>18223663
this. the entire vibe of the ppv shifted

>>18223647
There's a crowd quietening down and then there's being able to hear a fucking pin drop when a title match starts and guys are booting heads off

Feel bad for Kyle, was looking forward to watching him beat Cole and get his first aew title. Good news is there's a lot of potential feuds for him going forward with how they've rebuilt the midcard

sammy you can't act

dear lord what is this CRAP

Man, remember when everyone and their mother called Sammy G. a pillar? That feels like 72 years ago.

>>18223663
I won't breathe easy until he's pushing up daisies.

ngl this PPV fucking blows

>>18223680
kek popped me

>>18223642
I shouldn’t laugh at this but i did

>>18223647
>le hecking show must go on
So Tony is every bit as bad as Vince, huh?
Good to know

>>18223680
Based ribgod

>>18223608
Fucking, why not say this in a tweet or an episode of Dynamite. I love Adam, but fuck that was a bad idea to do before a match people were already iffy on.

Why is Kyle tagging with Garcia? wtf

>>18223663
Where would you put that segment then? Probably impossible to book it without killing the crowd

>>18223683
You'll never breathe easy if you don't lose weight tho.

>>18223635
you got it backwards. the resolution to that story was he chose to be a sports entertainer and not join the wrestler Bryan

guy in pink screams like hes a fighting game character

>>18223679
you should learn to wipe properly

damn this has sucked honestly so far :(

Why couldn't Adam Cole go out like a man and have Fletcher maul him before retiring?

Wow this crowd is fucking DEAD

burger king waiting room

>>18223706
im bidet pilled

>>18223703
Yeah but why? Its so stupid

They're taking the wrestle kingdom approach to a stadium show

The doctors will figure out the cause of Cole's illness isn't natural, it's that Britt Baker has been poisoning him for years.

>>18223712
just like Adam Cole's future

>>18223682
>first pillar to father a child
Sammy won.

>>18223682
These two hooking up unironically killed all their momentum with the fans.

>>18223679
It's Joe Hendry, why?

>>18223495
i could be her adam cole

This match is 100% being called on the fly right now

>>18223551
>tfw no stalker milf gf

>>18223718
he's going to dial in via rotary landline telephone at his ma's house

that's it, I'm calling the Romanian escort to give me a rimjob until I bust nuts

>>18223699
You don't. You give Cole the mike. He main evented the first All In. You give him this.
That fucking yellow skinny manlet.

The crowd has been murdered

>>18223682
>pathetic.

>>18223708
They've definitely back loaded this one, should have put at least the Will/Swerve/Bucks match on earlier

>>18223556
And that's why you don't do it, but Tony is emotional and stupid. Why would want people to be hyped after telling them in a vague way that Adam Cole is has some vague health problem? It's like "here's your birthday cake, but yeah, your mom just died"

Imagine if Britt comes out in the casino gauntlet now. Nuclear heat

>>18223709
The Adam Cole news killed everyone's mood

Truthfully I don't know what anyone ever saw in Cole

>>18223682
Yeah but then all the pillars fucking crumbled. I don't even remember what happened to Jungle Boy. But

>MJF
>only doing a select run of matches while I guess rehabbing

>Darby
>"lol off to Everest for 6 months"

>>18223680
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

WHY THE FUCK ARE GARCIA AND KYLE TAGGING

this ppv has been shit so far. legit fumbling their recent goodwill

>>18223735
Glad I'm not the only one thinking this.

>>18223740
MA I'M ON THE PHONE WIT JIM ROSS

who's the extra guy on commentary

>adam Cole hurt
>cries
>buddy hurt
>finishes the match
Simple as.

I hope Adam Cole's mom and his stalker milf are doing okay

This match really shouldn't have been any longer than 5 minutes

>women's casino match coming
we need to get defibrillators on the crowd before it's too late

cross rhodes is the weakest finisher in the business. you gotta hit someone 3x times with that thing

>>18223746
>yfw you look up and find out you're born into not the worst situation like your brother but still not great

>>18223767
They're saving all the best matches for the second half, WK style

>>18223746
a baby came out of there

>>18223767
it's been a fun show but this 4 way is unnecessary as fuck

>>18223635
He was gonna leave Jericho, then someone changed the story. Killed him.

>get a little burst of energy from beating Evolution 2.0
>Adam Cole gets cancer
Literally everything backfires on AEW

>>18223671
>>18223697
>>18223699
The doctors don't think he'll have another chance to say goodbye.

>>18223780
Kek

Skye Blue lost

>over selling
Is this a Based move or not?

does anyone actually give a shit about dustin rhodes

Fletchlight bros....

>>18223754
it put me in a great mood though, shoot hope he kills himself

THAT MOVE DON'T BEAT NOBODY

DUSTIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Right into the protostars

Fuck it, give the belt to Dustin it'd be kinda based, who cares about the TNT championship anyway

This is gay

>>18223772
based Daddy Magic Matt Menard

Humiliation ritual

big Fletch winning this

>>18223740
>Eddie's whole feud with Mox involved him giving up everything, including the chance of a family, to get the world title
>This random call in to Jericho establishes that he's had a wife for 20 years
Still one of the dumbest things AEW's done in my mind

I dont understand. Why is Kyle letting them kick him in the balls?

If cole retires, I hope he takes solace in the fact that he was able to completely kill the crowd one last time

>>18223818
it was the only spot that was over

>>18223802
We are Goldust respecters here

Garcia is so mid

codee me gave cool cancer
turn heel

first hour and a half of this ppv has been rough, they fucked up the match order. should've had one of the main 4 up front

the surgery was a success, Ms. Fletcher

I hate Sammy since he cheated on pam.

Whoever is directing this needs to calm the fuck down on switching to wide hard cam every 10 seconds

>>18223812
i wish they would and then he can just lose it to kyle wednesday

Ffs Garcia is winning isn't he?

should’ve got the woman ref to kick him in the balls

>>18223753
>Nuclear heat
Not just nuclear, NUCULAR.

>>18223766
it's a Fatal 4 Way singles match dope

>>18223778
good my dog needs a walk

>>18223837
no I hate that, the main champs should go on last.

Am I the only one looking for to the female casino match?

Dustin's desperate to eat this pin

>dead silence for the Eddie tribute spot
kek they hate Sammy so much

>>18223818
pro wrestling is mostly a series of humiliation rituals

>>18223845
nigga please

Why can't they do the Three Amigos?

>>18223832
I can't name a single thing Goldust did besides wear a big gold boa

>>18223853
I'm looking forward to a piss break

It will always be called the Intercontinental championship to me.
I do not know why you would name it anything else when you had probably the most kino start to any intercontinental title in history.

>>18223705
yeah it’s fucking based as hell.

>>18223842
>chooses a nasty favela slut over a wholesome girl built like a brick shithouse
Pam would have birthed chad sons

This fucking sucks

>>18223853
yes

>>18223842
that’s the only thing i like about him cause it makes him relatable

>Dustin hitting Sammy over the fucking TNT title
Kek this shit is so retarded

>>18223694
Atom didn't actually die literally on the show because of Tony though, that's a big difference

>>18223853
I'm looking forward to my cock getting hard watching Minas asshole

i gotta be honest the only match i kinda was interested in was the casino gauntlet for the men

Will AEW do acrossover with uma musume and release a sasha banks for the game?

Mercedes shoot seething because someone did the Three Amigos before her match

>>18223812
it's the only way to save the audience at this point.
Kyle may have to wait a week or 2

FLETCHER FUCKING BURIED

>Fletcher barely in his own match
Good lord

Does Aubrey have nudes?
Ideally leaked ones so it's better to embarrass her with hwen I fap

Daniel Garcia is so antidimes wrestling historians will look back upon him like we do the black plague.

Bruh what

I know AEW delivers and this is a rough start but god damn this was so bad. And next it's the fucking woman's casino match. It started nearly two hours ago.

no one actually likes this dimeless geek garcia, right? i dont think a wrestler has ever given me the ick more, ever.

>>18223837
there hasn't been a single singles match yet, and I'm pretty sure the women's battle royale is next

What do we think about Dustin winning this?

WE DID IT GOLDYBROS...

>>18223884
the horses would abandon her

KEK

>Dustin wins

See you soon, bitch.

>>18223879
>Brody Lee
>Luchasaurus
>now Cole
You sure?
There's probably an outbreak of deadly mold in Daily's Place

Tony Khan I will kill you

DUSTINBROS WE FUCKING DID IT

LMAO WHAT

Kinda happy for him

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP here. I ran out of gamethreads. I'll be back once some of the other threads get archived.

If the anime guy wants to take over for a bit, please do.

The fuck

Bro he's too fucking old how is he going to defend that.

Kek that looked like a complete botch

I fucking knew they were gonna put that shit on Dustin halfway through the match.

>>18223869
Pam was beautiful and drove him around the indies paying all his bills. He gets money and cheats on her with a disgusting goblina favela whore

GOLDUSTBROS

I didn't want Kyle to win the strap in this cold ass match anyway

Bruh

LOAEW

ONE
LAST
RIDE
Baby

>>18223889
called it
you have to have a babyface go over in this replacement match with the circumstances

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BASED TONY YOU A GENIUS FOR THAT ONE

WHAT THE FUCK KEK

FUCK ADAM COLE

TOURETTESBROS

what a shit ending lol

to what end

Fletcherbros...

WAIT THIS IS BASED FUCK YEAH OLD MAN
LET KYLE WIN IT WITH A NOT DEAD CROWD

>>18223915
Why dont mods just make a sticky

Fletcherbros??????

BASED ! !! ! !!

kek this is a disaster

>"Dustin, you won the TNT championship! Where are you going next?"
>"I'M GOING TO SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT!"

you think Cody crying for him right now?

Dustin deserves this moment fuck you all

With that finish you had to think Cole would've been walking out of here with the belt right? Or did they give a surprise babyface win because they knew what was gonna happen to try and bring them back up?

https://x.com/RealBrittBaker/status/1944129000676233331?t=lHrUP-DKX0Ui3Wh6X0msVw&s=19
https://x.com/ReneePaquette/status/1944129652735521136?t=pK8V8oJJNUTRdF43WvURcw&s=19
I don't think this is a simple injury.

FINISH
THE
STORY

OP here, I'm out of threads. Someone take over for a bit, but I will be back

Okay that got pop but Kyle better win it on Wednesday

Makes sense desu after the Kenny and Okada titles get unified this is an extremely midcard title

SHATTERED DREAMS STOCKHOLDERS WE DID IT

He's gonna retire this year isn't he?

Nobody gives a fuck about Sammy, Tony. You put Adam Cole out there to kill the crowd. You're still telling the commentators that Fletcher injured Adam Cole. And you've given just screwed Fletcher's momentum.

LOLAEW

man atom completely fucked my nigga kyle over

>>18223889
good call
fletcher can kill dustin now, and doesn't make his win feel as shitty as this match would have
based tony booking smart

>>18223917
Dustin can very much still go.

TNT title back in the Rhodes family house

This only good thing Tony has done this year!

BASED BASED BASED

THE BIG GOLD ONE DID IT
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

>Dude, let's put the TV title on Goldust because it's a big PPV in Texas
Tony's coke has been laced with fent

Eh, whoever beats him will get over big with how much he'll let them bloody him up

>>18223911
Non of these guys died on the show or at the fault of Tony though
Vince killed Owen in the ring on PPV

>>18223945
e-drone board

>>18223966
He just signed a new 6 year deal or.some shit

HOLY SHIT CODY IS HERE

Wait, how many Von Erichs are there?

LOLAEW.

How many of those guys wearing cowboy hats have sucked dick

I'm out of gamethread someone take over for a bit

bruh what is tony doing kek

>>18223853
It's gooning time

>>18223955
Cum lung will do that to ya

>>18223986
Mostly to probably coach

>>18223889
>>18223971
Tony has really actually started to get a clue, huh?

>>18223986
Doesn’t mean it’s to wrestle the entire 6.

>>18223853
ME TOO

>>18223946
This is good for his character, it's not gonna hurt him at all. He's got decades left, Dustin is retiring soon and he deserves at least 1 singles title.

Can the four people clapping their hands please stop doing it.

>>18223955
They keep telling the audience Fletcher's moves injured Cole.

>>18223998
>>18223998
>>18223998
>>18223998
>>18223998
NEEEEEEEEEEW

>>18223982
Fletch was always gonna win it, but good call not to do it after Cole killed the crowd
Dustin can have his moment and Kyle can win it at a better crowd

You're telling me this 70 year old midcarder has 3 belts right now?

>>18223981
Best decision Tony ever made while on a coke bender.

>>18223955
jeez, so his body really was indicative of something else?

THANK YOU TINY, THANK YOU FOR REVIVING THE CROWD

>>18223995
Just you

>>18223984
More on the ring than in it, but never the less.

>>18223995
they all strike me as ram ranch employees

>>18224007
She's so fucking hot and now she's getting her ass out in her ring gear.

>>18223912
kek

>>18223981
nah it was the right call for the situation, ya maldin'

Lighting my second blunt, this shit is gonna be cash.

>>18224012
You're not the OP

>>18223983
well that was his level his whole career, no company ever put the world title on him

Dubs and This is The Bucks’ retirement match

>>18223895
I would desecrate the tightness of her pussy.

Wrestlemania was 100x better than this shitshow.
LMAO AEW SUCKS ASSSSSS SUCK IT LOSERS

>>18224066
Bucksbros…

>>18223940
wait a couple weeks

LOL WWE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS SUCKASS SHIT

>>18223923
Dustin had to talk Pam out of showing up to Dynamite with incendiary devices. She is NOT to be trifled with.

>>18223727
her TDP is venomous

>>18223977
the 1st AEW singles championship belt to be held by shoot brothers, years apart. While one was World Champion in another promotion
Crazy.

>>18223853
I like looking at the women in their skimpy outfits.

>>18223842
I love Sammy ever since he said he wanted to rape Sasha

>>18224062
Tripcode OP is out of active threads he can have alive on the board at 1 time.

>>18224208
think sammy plays uma musume?

Tony should've forced them to built a set with a giant belt buckle

>>18224014
Yes and every single one of them are midcard belts.