Thread 18224404

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MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

>>18224404 (OP)
What happened to OP?

fuck I hope the crowd will stop mourning the midget at some point

how is this not a RIB

>>18224438
OD'D ON PIZZA ROLLS

>>18224404 (OP)
>Another jew
/facepalm

>>18224438
I ran out of gamethreads. I'll be back eventually

>>18224458
The Bucks are masters of irl shitposting

too long

IM A SHOOT KEK AND A MARK FOR BBC

Based founding fathers

So is that a boat on a cherry picker?

Dubs and The Bucks Die in this match

>Cuck 'n Bull vs. Young Buck Breakers
>TALL BOAT
this will be a massacre

is it fucking stuck lmao

Who's doing a dive off the boat?

surely a tag match will be good for the first time in 3 decades

shut up Justin

>>18224458
I assume they had planned this shit since their PWG reseda days, but just now pulling the trigger on all the hairbrained schemes

when's his entrance

>"Taz has all kinds of money. Never gone to his head!"
>Taz cackling

Chucklebags Jones over here

The jew fatigue is real

I usually really enjoy AEW PPVs but holy fuck this has been dire. They should have done that Adam Cole announcement on Dynamite, it murdered the crowd.

I love this gimmick, give them the belts

kek they can only afford a john boat

this is wwe level of bad enough with those cringe endless entrances they are all terrible

>>18224488
Thank you

You just know the Bucks voted for Trump. They're chud-coded.

>went to take some trash out when jojo was out there
>they just finished these entrances
Fucking hell is this WWE?

y'all...the bucks are MAGACHUDS?

>>18224488
OH NONONONONO

3 matches in 2 hours btw

how to deflate a crowd 101

oh they're absolutely losing

why does swerve wear makeup tho

THEYRE HAVIN FUN MAGGLE

>>18224488
BASED

Bucks about to break the buck

>>18224509
Tell me about it.

lmao they killed the crowd the crowd will NOT be yeeting

>>18224488
based saviour of aew

Taz was my favorite commentator in Smackdown vs. Raw 2007

>>18224483
we know, Vince
>>18224488
big if true

>>18224520
just wait til Omega’s entrance

>>18224488
THANK YOU JESUS

>>18224510
The bad show also killed the crowd

>>18224524
wwe pace lmaooo

>>18224458
I don't get it

>>18224552
>It's gonna be the shitty Final Fantasy theme and not Battle Cry
Man fuck this PPV

>>18224522
'fraid so

>>18224488
There might be hope for this PPV after all

Do you guys know who is Matt and who is Nick?

Cagematch bros are turning heel on AEW

first 2 hours killed this crowd

Matt and Nick are finally getting on the roids.

I generally look forward to AEW PPVs, but this was a tough watch. The Adam Cole announcement completely deflated the live audience; it was a mistake not to save it for Dynamite.

>>18224588
Fuck no

wait so why are the baby face rolling out of the ring and not fighting?

Just tuned in. How has the show been so far?

>>18224590
God we really have only had three matches before this one...

>>18224566
>the shitty Final Fantasy theme
IT WAS PERSONALLY COMPOSED FOR HIM BY THE COMPOSER OF FINAL FANTASY 17 YOU CHUD

>>18224588
I can tell the Usos apart better

I get the show's been slow but this crowd is garbage.

>>18224592
No better time to start roiding than in your mid 40s

>>18224588
yeah, but you tell me first

post that Renee pic again

>>18224404 (OP)
cozys stream is a frowny face to me and im too retarded to find another one

man even the gamethreads are slowing down to a crawl, this PPV is a complete shitshow

>>18224602
It killed Adam Cole

yoo trannies, you ready for a truth nuke? great american bash has been way better, dilate for me faggots

>>18224588
I've been watching aew every week since 2019 and I unironically don't

>>18224602
Not great unfortunately.
At this point I'm just sticking out for Hangman, thank fuck it's an early start time PPV

>>18224611
this, but unironically

ALL due respect why isnt ospraey in a SINGLES match on the biggest show of the year

this fucking osprey guy does one headlock for 2 seconds at the start of the match, and thinks that's enough "timing" and "psychology"

>>18224602
not awful but not great either

>>18224595
The show has also been bad too. But way to prepare your cope narrative already. Meltzer would be proud.

>>18224602
grim
dire even

>>18224590
generous ratings honestly

>>18224590
>35 minutes
The women's gauntlet is gonna get 15 minutes at best kek

>>18224602
Not the best. It sounds like a thunderdome show in the arena

great american bash just hit 2 (two) gamethreads now.

>>18224488
nooooooo

Kenny will save the show like he always does.

>>18224624
The one with the earring is Jack.

>>18224588
No. And at this point I don't care

>>18224643
We can only pray

>>18224588
this, are these guys shoot twins because i dont know why they look indistinguishable

>>18224637
he wrestles for an audience of one jewish boomer with dementia

>>18224637
when is Pam opening an OnlyFans

>>18224650
I want to believe, but Okada has lost it and Kenny's too beaten up

>>18224602
You haven't missed anything good. Feels like an episode of Dynamite so far.

great american bash > all tarps

U MAD TRANNIES U MAD?????????????

THE KENNY VS OKADA MATCH WILL BE SO GOOD IT WILL CURE ADAM COLES CANCER.

I need to cop a pair of these EVP pants

>>18224637
you've never watched an Ospreay match

>>18224623
this has been so underwhelming so far I have no trouble believing you, a grown man console warring about wrestling is still unbelievably pathetic I'm afraid

>>18224590
34 minute gauntlet match with jabronis like anthiny bowens/ibushi/strong/mortos/alexander was retarded. should've been 15 minutes with mjf, brisco, mystico and one or two surprises.

>>18224649
Is that Ella Hollywood?

>>18224668
It's going to be the one match Okada doesn't phone it in.

>>18224646
No one is talking about that NXT show on twitter. Even WWE's engagement is really fucking low as they tweet through their PLE.

I don't know why WWE/TKO thought counter programming All In would be a good idea

>>18224649
Dean Ambrose gets to fuck THIS?

Bro the crowd is fucking dead.

>>18224682
This is the real truth nuke

This crowd doesn't seem to care about anything

>>18224588
I've been watching from day one and have no idea. One is bald. Don't know their names. I hate the fucking bucks they suck

>>18224590
the drones infiltrated caegmatch months ago

>>18224674
Matt's booger chain is still one of the most obnoxious things I've ever seen

>>18224693
>Crowd a mile away from the ring
>Clearly no good mic set up
>Cole announcing severe health issues
This shit is a wrap man

>>18224649
God I love her. Mox is a lucky bastard.

>>18224693
The crowd is reserved. The energy isn't low, it's just patient. Both Swerve and Will's entrances got mammoth pops, but the crowd isn't burning itself out before the title matches start.

>>18224685
sodacat doesnt look like that anymore

>>18224649
I NEED SOURCE PLEASE

>>18224635
he was supposed to beat moxley tonight but he politicked to NOT win the world title AGAIN, just shoot cuck things

>>18224602
It was fine until the Adam Cole segment completely sucked the air out of the arena

>>18224623
great american bash actually has been better, like unironically.

I exposed myself

Nobody cares about this match, not even Taz and Schiavone

Just give me the fucking women's gauntlet match

this show sucks
Excalibur and Taz give zero fucks calling this shit lmao

real graps right here

Taz:
>yjk

tony booked this like the 2023 show where everybody gets on the card, compare the number of singles matches to 2024

CINEMA

never seen you trannies so defeated, i almost feel bad even making fun of you.... PSYCH!

THIS PPV HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST FLOP OF THE YEAR, KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING PEDO AEW FAGGOTS!!!!!

>>18224735
A lot of guys did not jack off this morning specifically so they can goon to that match this afternoon

>>18224719
They're either dead or only care about seeing Kenny/Okada or Hangman/Mox.

>>18224679
>"he's hurt!"
>*instantly does a handstand*

>desperation
>multiple stupid flips

lol aew is so stupid man

WE LOVE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS DON'T WE FOLKS

>>18224747
>psych

>>18224689
She probably pegs him

>>18224719
Smart crowd, as expected from an AEW crowd

>>18224635
Real question?
He was planned to be facing Mox tonight for the title but in the number one challenger's match, he saw Hangman was organically catching fire, so he politicked HANGMAN to get the win and challenge Mox instead.

Actually was the right decision and Ospreay will get his chance again.

>>18224763
you've never watched an Ospreay match

>>18224756
that happened at a kpop concert

>>18224720
I just looked sodacat up. I am so disappointed

>>18224602
Coles announced hes dying and then Goldust won the TNT title

>>18224756
Already spoiling the world title match

>>18224768
we do indeed

Holy fucking based

>>18224718
In his book, one of Mox's tips was to not jerk it to internet porn while you're on the road, just jerk off to thoughts of the fucked up shit you want to do to your wife in bed. Then, when you get home, it's like you're fucking a porn star.

>>18224590
>no surprises for the men's battle royal
KWAB

>>18224623
>>18224672
>>18224747
You are always the least interesting person in a room.

literal ads covering half the screen on a ppv..

>>18224635
Hangman makes more sense

Justified this is awesome chants

>>18224723
source is lana, naomi and her going to new orleans

>>18224789
Mox is a high IQ gooner

>>18224768
Based taste, entomologistbro

>>18224756
>wwe sent out a call to the ICA

WHY ARE THEY SO QUIET

>>18224719
they remind me of a japanese crowd, they just sit politely until something big happens

HOLEY MOLEY WITH GUACAMOLE

finally going up a gear

leave it to Founding Fathers to wake up the crowd

>MJF won the contract
more or less confirms Mox is retaining kek Mania 39 clusterfuck incoming

>>18224693
only spastic tony khan expects people to be hype for a 7 hour show. it's over 2 hours in and they got through 3 undercard matches, shit's way OTT. gauntlet match should've been half the time

>>18224619
But enough about NXT

>>18224791
Hed be the most interesting person in a room with aew wrestlers

>>18224793
turn on your monitor

>50 people chanting this is awesome
KEEEKK

okay we're cooking now

>>18224623
Lmfao okay faggot

>>18224768
yes, or else you get sent to Alligator Auschwitz

OH GOD, THAT SCREAMING KID IS BACK

What is the point of having a giant AEW logo on the mat? It looks tacky as hell

adam cole coming out and killing the crowd was so dumb

Mox retaining might actually kill AEW

>>18224833
should've just made it a tornado tag

SOCCER
SOCCER CHANT
SOCCER
SOCCER CHANT!

Thick and Fat Jackson spent their entire time off getting lean and somewhat shredded

>>18224833
should've just been tornado if you do spots like this

>>18224831
it's what he does best

>>18224768
holy based

>>18224830
it looks cool. like an action figure ring

He's bruving up

>>18224833
Smart ref doesn't want to piss off his bosses.

STOP CHANTING SHIT.
IT'S LITERALLY JUST ONE PERSON.
BE QUIET.
CALL SECURITY AND GET THE RETARD TO LEAVE.
MURDER HIM IN COLD BLOOD IF YOU HAVE TO.

>>18224808
kek'd too hard at this

KINO

Why is 4chan so fucking slow?

based

do you really need to hulk up against a young buck strike?

>>18224504
it WOULD be hella scary if a pink man punched you with a blank look on his face doe

ABSOLUTELY FUCKIMG BASED

For a choreographed spot, that was pretty kino

>>18224855
Is it? Jesus Zack

I hate the Bucks so much

Bucks matches are so shit. Just label them Tornado Tag matches and get it over with.

CINEMA MY SIRS

this is fucking dumb, Swerve and Ospreay should be able to beat these geeks solo

That sequence was so gay

>>18224882
They all nailed their spots

holy mother of cringe

FRAXIOM IS BETTER

Based EVPd brought it back

>>18224782
was way prettier as ella/jean

>>18224840
you've been saying things might actually kill AEW for the better part of a decade, please go shower

Ive really enjoyed the ppv so far but this match is putting me to sleep

The Young Bucks get their shit over everywhere flawlessly.

>>18224503
>>18224479
they have the money to do this now

This would be much better if the hardcam wasn't so far away

>>18224882
mid botchy bullshit by old fucks who need to go be with their wives kids.

Finally woke up the crowd with flippy shit

I just fucking came in my pants after that sequence.

oh ye of little faith

>>18224882
>For a choreographed spot
anon, every wrestling match is choreographed

shout out AJ Styles

That Stormbreaker/Stomp spot was to good not to be a finish.

HEAR US UNCLE ALLEN

>>18224898
they always do

Gotta love aj

THE FUCK!?

This is so ass I just wanna see washed Okada vs sawdusted Kenny

kek based bucks always deliver

>>18224912
the seethe is just steamin' off of your post lmao

Bro there's one guy right behind the commentator that keeps trying to start chants that never get going

McGriddle and a Big Mac for breakfast

>Nana spot got massive heat
Basado.

NOT PRINCE NANA

Thank fuck it's starting to pick up

why isnt this a tornado tag anyway if theyre just going to do two person moves for half the match

Nana turning on Swerve would make the crowd fume

>>18224932
I'm OK with it being broken up but absolutely nobody should ever kick out of it.

>>18224947
For me I had filet o fish :)

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

NANA KWAB

>>18224649
a chunny little girl body on renee

>>18224940
AJ worked in RoH, which Tony owns.

kek the crowd will be so dead by the main event

kek nana is more over than anyone in the match

>>18224588
Nick is the hella funny one
lowkey funniest dude in the biz

That flip has to kill your spine

SWERVE IS FUCKING DEAD

SWERVE HAS DIED

>>18224488
bro they're children of the Christian God dont do them like this

TKD!!!

>crowd completely dead
THIS IS A KWAB OF SHOW!

I can make one gamethread, but I'm gonna wait till I get more in the chamber.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
noooooooooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jumping from the ropes to kick a black man's ass is a bit gay innit

>>18224965
>AJ walks out to “Demi Gods” again

RIP Swerve

>>18224588
You can't cause they're twins

first time watching aew in forever. do they normally just ignore tag team rules?

New to AEW, tell me who root for tonight.

>>18224986
>missing that Ospreay chant
Unmute your TV dummy

Fuck I missed it what happened to swerve

>>18224998
NXT

SOCCER, SOCCER CHANT
SOCCER, SOCCER CHANT

>>18224997
Referee discretion. Please understand.

Piggalos are squealing like crazy, Great American Trash is that bad, huh?

>>18224998
Dean Ambrose

>Why are the heel EVPs ignoring the rules
Damn that's a tough one

>>18224998
Max Caster, the best wrestler.

>>18225002
Took a TK Driver

Oh no

Idk if I've ever seen anyone escape the EVP Trigger

>>18225002
Meltzer Driver on the floor

>>18224997
Bucks do because they have to get their Flippy shit in

>>18224998
Swerve and Ospreay, Toni Storm, Kenny Omega, and Hangman Adam Page.

THEY'RE SPAMMING KICKOUTS TO GET A POP, THAT'S CHEATING!

Based Bucks bringing the crowd back to life

>>18224923
>>18224923
>>18224923
>>18224923
>>18224923
NEEEEEEEEEEEEW

damn, osprey took a knee right on his mouth

They're setting up so hard for a Swerve heel turn

Ok I bit at that one

HATE NIGGAS THAT WRESTLE WHILE CHEWING GUM

Best match so far.

Bucks matches always become KINO by the third act

This is getting too Reseda for my taste. At least the crowds are waking up

>>18225017
>implying there weren’t doing that as faces too

>>18225036
Swerving is what he does best

>>18224991
ngl I'd pop

based Super Ospreay

good stuff here

awesome spot

All Bucks matches become tornado tags

Bucks always deliver

>>18225039
Okay, Les Thatcher, calm down

AND NEWWWWWWWWW EVPS!!!

BASED WTF LMAO

>bucks lost
UHHHHHHHH EVP BROS?

Kino

lolbuckslose

BROS WE'RE THE EVPS NOW

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SEVEN FIGURE SALARY?

??????????????????????
They're not EVPs anymore?

we won this for me wife's child bruv!

BUCKS BROS..............WE'R JUST WRESTLERS NOW
LOWLY DISGUSTING 1099 INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS...........
IM GONNA BE SICK

EVPbros...

Well at least the crowd woke the fuck up

>>18225164
Buy (You)s

7 stars, drones on suicide watch

>swerve and ospreay actually won
Alvarez is gonna be pissed

>>18224811
THANK YOU BUCKS FOR SACRIFICNG YOUR LIVES TO SAVE THIS SHOW

>>18225166
They're regular people like me and you now

Stat is a big girl

Kip is a lucky guy

Joey janela's ex girlfriends

toni storm losing the belt confirmed