All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas
How To Watch: Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, Fubo, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)
MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Monรฉ: AEW Womenโs World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Menโs Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Womenโs Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Womenโs World Championship
>>18224404 (OP)What happened to OP?
fuck I hope the crowd will stop mourning the midget at some point
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how is this not a RIB
>>18224438OD'D ON PIZZA ROLLS
>>18224404 (OP)>Another jew /facepalm
>>18224438I ran out of gamethreads. I'll be back eventually
>>18224458The Bucks are masters of irl shitposting
IM A SHOOT KEK AND A MARK FOR BBC
So is that a boat on a cherry picker?
Dubs and The Bucks Die in this match
>Cuck 'n Bull vs. Young Buck Breakers
>TALL BOAT
this will be a massacre
Who's doing a dive off the boat?
surely a tag match will be good for the first time in 3 decades
>>18224458I assume they had planned this shit since their PWG reseda days, but just now pulling the trigger on all the hairbrained schemes
>"Taz has all kinds of money. Never gone to his head!"
>Taz cackling
Chucklebags Jones over here
I usually really enjoy AEW PPVs but holy fuck this has been dire. They should have done that Adam Cole announcement on Dynamite, it murdered the crowd.
I love this gimmick, give them the belts
kek they can only afford a john boat
this is wwe level of bad enough with those cringe endless entrances they are all terrible
You just know the Bucks voted for Trump. They're chud-coded.
>went to take some trash out when jojo was out there
>they just finished these entrances
Fucking hell is this WWE?
y'all...the bucks are MAGACHUDS?
how to deflate a crowd 101
oh they're absolutely losing
why does swerve wear makeup tho
>ITT: jewish bots go wild after keyword 'jew' was stated
Bucks about to break the buck
>>18224509Tell me about it.
lmao they killed the crowd the crowd will NOT be yeeting
>>18224488based saviour of aew
Taz was my favorite commentator in Smackdown vs. Raw 2007
>>18224483we know, Vince
>>18224488big if true
>>18224520just wait til Omegaโs entrance
>>18224488THANK YOU JESUS
>>18224510The bad show also killed the crowd
>>18224524wwe pace lmaooo
>>18224552>It's gonna be the shitty Final Fantasy theme and not Battle CryMan fuck this PPV
>>18224488There might be hope for this PPV after all
Do you guys know who is Matt and who is Nick?
Wtf
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Cagematch bros are turning heel on AEW
first 2 hours killed this crowd
Matt and Nick are finally getting on the roids.
I generally look forward to AEW PPVs, but this was a tough watch. The Adam Cole announcement completely deflated the live audience; it was a mistake not to save it for Dynamite.
wait so why are the baby face rolling out of the ring and not fighting?
Just tuned in. How has the show been so far?
>>18224590God we really have only had three matches before this one...
>>18224566>the shitty Final Fantasy themeIT WAS PERSONALLY COMPOSED FOR HIM BY THE COMPOSER OF FINAL FANTASY 17 YOU CHUD
>>18224588I can tell the Usos apart better
I get the show's been slow but this crowd is garbage.
>>18224592No better time to start roiding than in your mid 40s
>>18224588yeah, but you tell me first
post that Renee pic again
>>18224404 (OP)cozys stream is a frowny face to me and im too retarded to find another one
man even the gamethreads are slowing down to a crawl, this PPV is a complete shitshow
>>18224602It killed Adam Cole
yoo trannies, you ready for a truth nuke? great american bash has been way better, dilate for me faggots
>>18224588I've been watching aew every week since 2019 and I unironically don't
>>18224602Not great unfortunately.
At this point I'm just sticking out for Hangman, thank fuck it's an early start time PPV
>>18224611this, but unironically
ALL due respect why isnt ospraey in a SINGLES match on the biggest show of the year
this fucking osprey guy does one headlock for 2 seconds at the start of the match, and thinks that's enough "timing" and "psychology"
>>18224602not awful but not great either
>>18224595The show has also been bad too. But way to prepare your cope narrative already. Meltzer would be proud.
>>18224590generous ratings honestly
>>18224590>35 minutesThe women's gauntlet is gonna get 15 minutes at best kek
>>18224602Not the best. It sounds like a thunderdome show in the arena
great american bash just hit 2 (two) gamethreads now.
RENEE
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Kenny will save the show like he always does.
>>18224624The one with the earring is Jack.
>>18224588No. And at this point I don't care
>>18224643We can only pray
>>18224588this, are these guys shoot twins because i dont know why they look indistinguishable
>>18224637he wrestles for an audience of one jewish boomer with dementia
>>18224637when is Pam opening an OnlyFans
>>18224650I want to believe, but Okada has lost it and Kenny's too beaten up
>>18224602You haven't missed anything good. Feels like an episode of Dynamite so far.
great american bash > all tarps
U MAD TRANNIES U MAD?????????????
THE KENNY VS OKADA MATCH WILL BE SO GOOD IT WILL CURE ADAM COLES CANCER.
I need to cop a pair of these EVP pants
>>18224637you've never watched an Ospreay match
>>18224623this has been so underwhelming so far I have no trouble believing you, a grown man console warring about wrestling is still unbelievably pathetic I'm afraid
>>1822459034 minute gauntlet match with jabronis like anthiny bowens/ibushi/strong/mortos/alexander was retarded. should've been 15 minutes with mjf, brisco, mystico and one or two surprises.
>>18224649Is that Ella Hollywood?
>>18224668It's going to be the one match Okada doesn't phone it in.
>>18224646No one is talking about that NXT show on twitter. Even WWE's engagement is really fucking low as they tweet through their PLE.
I don't know why WWE/TKO thought counter programming All In would be a good idea
>>18224649Dean Ambrose gets to fuck THIS?
Bro the crowd is fucking dead.
>>18224682This is the real truth nuke
This crowd doesn't seem to care about anything
>>18224588I've been watching from day one and have no idea. One is bald. Don't know their names. I hate the fucking bucks they suck
>>18224590the drones infiltrated caegmatch months ago
>>18224674Matt's booger chain is still one of the most obnoxious things I've ever seen
>>18224693>Crowd a mile away from the ring>Clearly no good mic set up>Cole announcing severe health issuesThis shit is a wrap man
>>18224649God I love her. Mox is a lucky bastard.
>>18224693The crowd is reserved. The energy isn't low, it's just patient. Both Swerve and Will's entrances got mammoth pops, but the crowd isn't burning itself out before the title matches start.
>>18224685sodacat doesnt look like that anymore
>>18224649I NEED SOURCE PLEASE
>>18224635he was supposed to beat moxley tonight but he politicked to NOT win the world title AGAIN, just shoot cuck things
>>18224602It was fine until the Adam Cole segment completely sucked the air out of the arena
>>18224623great american bash actually has been better, like unironically.
Nobody cares about this match, not even Taz and Schiavone
Just give me the fucking women's gauntlet match
this show sucks
Excalibur and Taz give zero fucks calling this shit lmao
tony booked this like the 2023 show where everybody gets on the card, compare the number of singles matches to 2024
never seen you trannies so defeated, i almost feel bad even making fun of you.... PSYCH!
THIS PPV HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST FLOP OF THE YEAR, KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING PEDO AEW FAGGOTS!!!!!
>>18224735A lot of guys did not jack off this morning specifically so they can goon to that match this afternoon
>commentary foreshadowing a spot where the screens above the ring will fall on a wrestler
>>18224719They're either dead or only care about seeing Kenny/Okada or Hangman/Mox.
>>18224679>"he's hurt!">*instantly does a handstand*
>desperation
>multiple stupid flips
lol aew is so stupid man
WE LOVE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS DON'T WE FOLKS
>>18224689She probably pegs him
>>18224719Smart crowd, as expected from an AEW crowd
>>18224635Real question?
He was planned to be facing Mox tonight for the title but in the number one challenger's match, he saw Hangman was organically catching fire, so he politicked HANGMAN to get the win and challenge Mox instead.
Actually was the right decision and Ospreay will get his chance again.
>>18224763you've never watched an Ospreay match
>>18224756that happened at a kpop concert
>>18224720I just looked sodacat up. I am so disappointed
>>18224602Coles announced hes dying and then Goldust won the TNT title
>>18224756Already spoiling the world title match
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>>18224718In his book, one of Mox's tips was to not jerk it to internet porn while you're on the road, just jerk off to thoughts of the fucked up shit you want to do to your wife in bed. Then, when you get home, it's like you're fucking a porn star.
>>18224590>no surprises for the men's battle royalKWAB
>>18224623>>18224672>>18224747You are always the least interesting person in a room.
literal ads covering half the screen on a ppv..
>>18224635Hangman makes more sense
Justified this is awesome chants
>>18224723source is lana, naomi and her going to new orleans
>>18224789Mox is a high IQ gooner
>>18224768Based taste, entomologistbro
>>18224756>wwe sent out a call to the ICA
>>18224719they remind me of a japanese crowd, they just sit politely until something big happens
HOLEY MOLEY WITH GUACAMOLE
leave it to Founding Fathers to wake up the crowd
>MJF won the contract
more or less confirms Mox is retaining kek Mania 39 clusterfuck incoming
>>18224693only spastic tony khan expects people to be hype for a 7 hour show. it's over 2 hours in and they got through 3 undercard matches, shit's way OTT. gauntlet match should've been half the time
>>18224619But enough about NXT
>>18224791Hed be the most interesting person in a room with aew wrestlers
>>18224793turn on your monitor
>50 people chanting this is awesome
KEEEKK
>>18224623Lmfao okay faggot
>>18224768yes, or else you get sent to Alligator Auschwitz
OH GOD, THAT SCREAMING KID IS BACK
What is the point of having a giant AEW logo on the mat? It looks tacky as hell
adam cole coming out and killing the crowd was so dumb
>tag team match where the tag team is in the match the whole time
Mox retaining might actually kill AEW
>crowd completely silent for ospreay
>>18224833should've just made it a tornado tag
SOCCER
SOCCER CHANT
SOCCER
SOCCER CHANT!
Thick and Fat Jackson spent their entire time off getting lean and somewhat shredded
>>18224833should've just been tornado if you do spots like this
>>18224831it's what he does best
>>18224830it looks cool. like an action figure ring
>tfw the autism is kicking in
>>18224833Smart ref doesn't want to piss off his bosses.
STOP CHANTING SHIT.
IT'S LITERALLY JUST ONE PERSON.
BE QUIET.
CALL SECURITY AND GET THE RETARD TO LEAVE.
MURDER HIM IN COLD BLOOD IF YOU HAVE TO.
>>18224808kek'd too hard at this
miku
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Why is 4chan so fucking slow?
do you really need to hulk up against a young buck strike?
>>18224504it WOULD be hella scary if a pink man punched you with a blank look on his face doe
>crowd completely dead for that sequence
For a choreographed spot, that was pretty kino
>>18224855Is it? Jesus Zack
Bucks matches are so shit. Just label them Tornado Tag matches and get it over with.
this is fucking dumb, Swerve and Ospreay should be able to beat these geeks solo
>>18224882They all nailed their spots
Based EVPd brought it back
>>18224782was way prettier as ella/jean
>>18224840you've been saying things might actually kill AEW for the better part of a decade, please go shower
Ive really enjoyed the ppv so far but this match is putting me to sleep
The Young Bucks get their shit over everywhere flawlessly.
>>18224503>>18224479they have the money to do this now
This would be much better if the hardcam wasn't so far away
>>18224882mid botchy bullshit by old fucks who need to go be with their wives kids.
Finally woke up the crowd with flippy shit
I just fucking came in my pants after that sequence.
>>18224882>For a choreographed spotanon, every wrestling match is choreographed
That Stormbreaker/Stomp spot was to good not to be a finish.
This is so ass I just wanna see washed Okada vs sawdusted Kenny
kek based bucks always deliver
>>18224912the seethe is just steamin' off of your post lmao
Bro there's one guy right behind the commentator that keeps trying to start chants that never get going
McGriddle and a Big Mac for breakfast
>Nana spot got massive heat
Basado.
Thank fuck it's starting to pick up
why isnt this a tornado tag anyway if theyre just going to do two person moves for half the match
Nana turning on Swerve would make the crowd fume
>>18224932I'm OK with it being broken up but absolutely nobody should ever kick out of it.
>>18224947For me I had filet o fish :)
>piped-in boos for nana getting kicked
>>18224649a chunny little girl body on renee
smug
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>>18224940AJ worked in RoH, which Tony owns.
kek the crowd will be so dead by the main event
kek nana is more over than anyone in the match
>>18224588Nick is the hella funny one
lowkey funniest dude in the biz
That flip has to kill your spine
>>18224488bro they're children of the Christian God dont do them like this
>crowd completely dead
THIS IS A KWAB OF SHOW!
I can make one gamethread, but I'm gonna wait till I get more in the chamber.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
noooooooooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jumping from the ropes to kick a black man's ass is a bit gay innit
>>18224965>AJ walks out to โDemi Godsโ again
>>18224588You can't cause they're twins
first time watching aew in forever. do they normally just ignore tag team rules?
New to AEW, tell me who root for tonight.
>>18224986>missing that Ospreay chantUnmute your TV dummy
Fuck I missed it what happened to swerve
SOCCER, SOCCER CHANT
SOCCER, SOCCER CHANT
>>18224997Referee discretion. Please understand.
Piggalos are squealing like crazy, Great American Trash is that bad, huh?
>Why are the heel EVPs ignoring the rules
Damn that's a tough one
>>18224998Max Caster, the best wrestler.
>>18225002Took a TK Driver
Idk if I've ever seen anyone escape the EVP Trigger
>>18225002Meltzer Driver on the floor
>>18224997Bucks do because they have to get their Flippy shit in
>>18224998Swerve and Ospreay, Toni Storm, Kenny Omega, and Hangman Adam Page.
THEY'RE SPAMMING KICKOUTS TO GET A POP, THAT'S CHEATING!
Based Bucks bringing the crowd back to life
damn, osprey took a knee right on his mouth
They're setting up so hard for a Swerve heel turn
HATE NIGGAS THAT WRESTLE WHILE CHEWING GUM
Bucks matches always become KINO by the third act
This is getting too Reseda for my taste. At least the crowds are waking up
>>18225017>implying there werenโt doing that as faces too
>>18225036Swerving is what he does best
All Bucks matches become tornado tags
>>18225039Okay, Les Thatcher, calm down
>bucks lost
UHHHHHHHH EVP BROS?
BROS WE'RE THE EVPS NOW
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SEVEN FIGURE SALARY?
??????????????????????
They're not EVPs anymore?
we won this for me wife's child bruv!
BUCKS BROS..............WE'R JUST WRESTLERS NOW
LOWLY DISGUSTING 1099 INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS...........
IM GONNA BE SICK
Well at least the crowd woke the fuck up
7 stars, drones on suicide watch
>swerve and ospreay actually won
Alvarez is gonna be pissed
>>18224811THANK YOU BUCKS FOR SACRIFICNG YOUR LIVES TO SAVE THIS SHOW
>>18225166They're regular people like me and you now
Joey janela's ex girlfriends
toni storm losing the belt confirmed