Thread 18224923

All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

How To Watch: Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, Fubo, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)

MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

I'm waiting to see Ruby in this women's Casino Gauntlet match

JAYZUSS

Ospreay is a really bad actor

who the hell is the legal man??

WILL YOU FUCKING MUPPET

Super Saiyan Osprey kicking out of every finish

PLEASE END THIS MATCH

>his partner, Lain, on the apron
WHO THE FUCK IS LAIN?

literally every young bucks match is the same match

man is dead.

This is the night's big gay PWG match. No rules no refs no finishers that work

>>18224946
what an unfortunate creature

based bucks

Every match has gone on for way too long

>>18225052
Swerve should cosplay Piccolo next

good job corpse ref just stand there not enforcing tag rules

WE ARE ABOUT TO BECOME EVPs BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S NIGGERING UP

Based Founding Fathers saving the show

>>18225053
>>18225093
True

Buddy should save Will.

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18225093
This match actually should be long though

>>18225101
AS EVP, I'M BRINGING BACK BRA AND PANTIES MATCHES

>spamming kickouts
You didn't earn that pop

You would think wrestling with gum in your mouth would be a choking hazard

This is the match that never eeeeeennnnds
It’s going on and on my friiieeennnds

CAN SOMEONE JUST TAKE THE PIN ALREADY DAMN

Can Nana interfere?

holy shit

YOU GOT SWERVE'D

I'm an EVP now :)

>>18225121
Kickout spam pops me everytime

This match got real good and then they just didn't do anything with it, devolved into finisher spam

BASED ASS MATCH

>>18225115
greetings from earth, planet retard citizen

I did not expect them to win but that was a based match

kek what even is the point of tagging in???

>>18225130
You timed that perfectly.

AND NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW EVP CHAMPIONS

Hangman bros, I don't feel so good

Bros, how do we feel about our new EVPs?

Good execution in spots but what the fuck was that tagging

A BUCK IS SMILING
IT'S A WORK

this is the first moment I've actually been nervous mox will win

wonder if they do something fucky where mjf cashes in his win tonight

Why the fuck do they not just call all Bucks matches Tornado Tags?

They NEVER have any rules

Mox is going over tonight

>>18225144
that was a really good match and an unexpected outcome, I approve

hatewatchers crying at how good this ppv has been lolllllll

FOUNDING FATHERS ALWAYS DELIVER

THE BALANCE OF POWER IN THE AEW UNIVERSE JUST SHIFTED, STAY LITTY

>MJF has the contract
>Swerve and Ospreay are the EVPS now
fuck i have no idea actually whose winning between Mox/Hangman now

great match!!

damn that fucking sucked

ngl good match

***** 1/2 *

wow 2 stars aren't banned from being in the main event for a year...im shocked

tony thinks he's solving racism, but osprey is a turbocuck so it doesn't work

>>18224923 (OP)
WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL EGO STATUS?

>>18225172
Jesus you faggots are still crying like this all these years? Great match. Cry about it.

/pw/bros are officially evps

Hangman wins, MJF cashes in ala Seff steal of the century...

>>18225172
I wondered this many times as well, there is no logical answer

>Mox wins by fuckery
>New EVPs Will and Swerve demand the match is restarted
I see the vision

>>18225177
you can tell how far the pendulum has swung by how badly the drones seethe and beg for attention in gamethreds now lol

WHAT?

Dont care still Founding Fathers

>>18225148
only the legal men can end the match
>>18225167
officially in AEW since day 1 the rules are "you have 20 seconds to get out of the ring instead of 10"

>>18225201
Would be gay as shit

>>18225201
>>Mox wins by fuckery
>>New EVPs Will and Swerve demand the match is restarted
>I see the vision

I really, really could see something like this happening.

>>18225194
Learn what a normal tag match is supposed to look like, you little bitch. This isn't it.

>>18225201
but it's a texas death match, all kinds of fuckery is expected

>>18225201
How do you win by fuckery in a texas death match lol

>>18225197
That’s not what Seth did you idiot? That’s not ala anything. Seth cashed in mid match.

>>18225201
Shouldn't they ban the goon squad from Mox's match?

This celebration was extra zesty
They look like a gay couple from SF together

Hopefully they learn their lesson and give this match 20 minutes at the most

*shows up in the gauntlet*

YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
DEFEATIN ME YOU LOST YO MIND

>ads on a fucking ppv
what the fuck is this?I'm pirating this and it still pissed me off

>>18225214
they were in the ring for like 5 minutes spamming finishers

>>18225173
Good.

My dick is out

>>18225201
Are you fucking stupid? They said they were not doing it for themselves to become new EVP. It was just to get the power off of the bucks. Those two are not EVP now you fucking idiot watch the damn show.

FINALLY

>>18225194
I’d say, ‘the bucks won’t fuck you’ but truthfully they would. You’d have to top them though.

god damn stat is looking FINE tonight

>>18225201
they’re not EVPs. the stipulation was that bucks would be stripped of the title not have it transferred to the winners.

>>18225201
That wasnt the match stipulation Swerve and Ospreay arent the VP's

>>18225251
t. doesn't see the vision

BUTTLANDER YUM

I need a Kris wife like yesterday

I bet Kris has a fat pussy that is fun to fuck

Taking my pants off.

>>18225197
which is what should have happened at Revolution with Christian

>>18225251
>>18225256
Nah I watched the show and they said they're EVPs now, stay mad smarks

so what will the Bucks WWE names be?
I mean it’s clear the point of this PPV is to get the “founders” of AEW out to have a reunion with Cody

>>18225201
They're not new EVPs, you idiot, the stip was that the Bucks lose EVP status or Ospreay and Swerve lose championship eligibility.

BUTTLANDER!

I have one site open and my phone is still hot.

BIG BITCH HOSS FIGHT

TELL ME ABOUT BAYNE

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HEADDRESS

Statlander is made for dominating Yuta

Yuta canonically gets pegged by Statlander

tonight she returns to regain her rightful place

bayne...

bayne?

eat my ass while you work the shaft, Kris! A thumb up there maybe?

>number 1 conteders match at the biggest ppv of the year

for what reason

Skye Blue please Tony I'm begging you

is this the piss break match?

Penelope looking good.

Eating my nut to this match, bros.

>>18225201
then MJF cashes in right after kek its gonna be Revolution all over again with Bryan/MJF

Queen Aminata wasn't in her gear during the pre-show, it seems she won't be in the match.

SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

TELL ME ABOUT BAYNE
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HEAD DRESS

I would require a woman to be 5'7" or taller to put a belt on her desu

>>18225289
she got the idea while on meth

>>18225278
letter U. letter R. letter GAY.

everything before bucks vs swerve/ospreay was the preshow btw

>>18225299
To have a number one contender after the ppv? Did you cry when MITB was at mania from 21-26? Because this stip is their MITB not just N1C.

>>18225313
anon, the pre show was 7 hours ago

BAYNE?!?

Everyone of these women should wrestle naked

Penelope is pornstar hot

>>18225326
Trvth

>>18225299
the winner of the gauntlet gets like a money in the bank briefcase

this is very sexual

>>18225201
>New EVPs Will and Swerve
not how it works, retard

How is Janela with Bayne

>>18225337
We're EVPs now bro we can make that happen

SHE'S HERE

TELL ME ABOUT BAYNE WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN THIS FAG?

>>18225327
>Because this stip is their MITB not just N1C.
oh ok

>>18225347
Drugs. She cucks him daily.

>>18225289
Joey Janella is a VERY lucky man

Huge pop for Willow

gooners, we eatin

Bayne?

Thicclander got me shaking.

One chick dressed like some sort of royalty/goddess, the chick accompanying her dressed like a cheerleader... Its nice but I don't get it

For somebody with 2 knee injuries, Statlander is based as fuck

MONSTER POO

I can't believe Will and Swerve are EVPs now, how will this effect the power balance??

For me? Is Penelope PAWG

how do you faggots still pretend to hate the bucks

I'm here for sexo

>actual silence from the croud
LMFAO
fucking dead crowd
whose bright idea was it to put this match directly after the tag match?

WILLOWMANIACS

Why is Bayne getting Hayter acne now

>>18225362
kek

>>18225357
What’s the context here?

*MEGA POP*

SHUT THE FUCK UP MY WIFE WILLOW IS HERE

>>18225357
Cocaine is a helluva drug

>>18225381
>the croud
SAAAAR

>wrestler does a move
>starts shouting afterwards
I hate this trope. Every single wrestler does it after every single move

THE RED WAVE IS COMING. BE AWARE OF IT FOR IT'S COMING.

LOOK OUT

>>18225376
Contrarians and cucknette fans

The founding fathers are /our guys/

>>18225381
what a horribly timed post lol

Why can't Tony book Willow like John Cena?

Massive pop for Willow :)

>>18225397
>He's never been hyped in his life
I feel for you bro

Willow always gets a good pop.

>>18225316

>SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
Indeed

willow slimming down?

so the casino match is just a royal rumble where someone takes the pin?

Willow is perfect

>>18224946
>>18225252
>Not hatching my children

>>18225383
It's Willow from Texas or are the crowd all architects?

Could Marina join the gauntlet?

Megan Bayne’s gear looks like she’s wearing white cotton panties

>>18225399
dude should be fired, almost got ran over lollygagging.

>>18225409
Classic webm

FUCK LADS I *NEED* WILLOW GF IN MY LIFE

>Anna Jay not in this match
FUCK YOU TONY

>>18225394
its actually the olde english way of spelling crowd

Willow out of wrestling gear with straight hair looks hot as fuck btw

The curls are a gimmick

>Bayne
>Statlander
>Willow

>>18225405
Why should I be hyped after a dropkick?

>>18225411
Yes

>Tay Melo
niggas been waiting like a month for this

Who has been feeding Anna Jay?

>>18225330
Wrestlers are already in her gear hours before the show and she had a backstage pass.

>>18225410
PLEASE NO GOD NO

>>18225431
kek

what happened to her ass

Penelope got on assless chaps? Kek based.

>>18225400
/pw/ has ALWAYS been a Bucks Board

HARLEY BROS WE WON

Would Buddy’s wife draw in AEW?

>>18225119
I AM ALSO AN EVP NOW, I CO-SIGN THIS MOTION

they gotta stop with the interference in these matches

Le Rick and Morty nihilist socialist fat nigger bitch. Sick of her.

>harley return
>not even in the match
Some really questionable shit on this card tonight bros

Shoko Nakajima should join the gauntlet and win since she's nearby.

I like tay's face painting

Lol I thought that was britt Baker at first

>>18225430
Willow is pure sex

>>18225431
>Bayne
>Statlander
>Willow
>Anna Jay

>No Anna and Penelope
Oh yeah, it won't be a long match

Mina Shirakawa wins, Toni Storm retains, and then drops it to Mina at the next PPV, both making Mone go on a mad streak because she couldn't get the title.

Is that a Harley Cat?

ow that penelope bump

I miss Harley's backstage segments so much why the fuck is she benched

THEKLA OWES ME SEEEEEX!!!!

>>18225431
Nice

I LOVE THEKLA’S INTENSITY

HARLEY CAT-MERON

>>18225411
pretty much, can get kinda messy but I think it's better than just copying the rumble. Still lets AEW shitters get their entrance slop match.

im eventually going to die of an epileptic seizure during a thekla entrance but at least ill die a happy man

THEKLAAAAAAAAAA

TOXIC SPIDER BROS WHERE WE MOTHERFUCKING AT

based thekla

>>18225453
Rather Statlander does whatever she does

B O O B A
O
O
B
A

FEEL
THE
WRATH
HOLY FUCK SHE'S EVEN HOTTER WITH THE MASK

>>18225419
Why couldn’t she?

those 2 have the perfect combination, one has a fat ass and the other one has fat boobs

need to be wrapped up in thekla’s spider web bros

Thekla is dimes incarnate.

>>18225464
>>18225443
>>18225477

NIGGA THE HARDCAM IS WAY TOO ZOOMED OUT

HOLY SHIT I NEED HARLEY'S TITS ON MY SCREEN 24/7

I love that Thekla has to be censored cause she cusses all the time now

"Triple main event" all that's left or am I missing something?

SHADES OF KAUZUCHIKA OKADA

Her red fishnets remind me of one of my favourite porn vids

thekla is sexy as fuck

I want to breed them

FUCK YOOOOOUUUUU

Man the women roster is so much hotter than the female fed roster holy shit

I would let any woman in this match fuck me

Who is this we got Stephanie Vaq at home ahh bitch

>>18225454
>>18225119
All In is so good, it's drawing the Indian Gooner views.

this girls match just reminded me that Toni's jobbing to Mercedes later and that makes me angry

>>18225502
I think they got bigger during her absence

This match is ass hurry up and end it already. I thought Khan was based and hates women's wrestling?

>>18225470
would love this but Mone is winning

4U

An AEW thread being this positive feels so weird but oddly nice.

>>18225504
Hurt Syndicate tag

FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>For (You)
Is Thekla out girl

MY WIFE

Why are they acting like this midget is a big deal?

Julia Hart got over with me when she started wearing pants.

Thekla's so based

>>18225527
name
please anon
NAME

I barely remember the wwe ones and now they expect me to know who these are?

>>18225519
he also likes fat asses and paying lots of people to appear on ppvs

C'MON JULIA

I want Willow to be my nazi biker gf

my aryan princess

Question. I don't know Thekla at all. Is she supposed to be a "big get" for AEW? A easy upper echelon type of women's wrestler for them that they are hoping?

>>18225528
I want to touch her tummy

man willow a nasty bitch
>>18225529
cause shes hot as hell?

>>18225528
sweet christ

These tag entrances for once person are pissing me off

>>18225509
>>turkla

THEEEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone here is smoking hot. WWE could never.

bros its already sore theres too many baddies in the ring

Julia dressed like she's going to a Nine Inch Nails concert in 2001.

SKYE BLUE ASS

got that jeff hardy drip

WILLOW IS SHOWING MORE BUTT CHEEK. BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP.

>>18225529
Julia is the only dimes drawer in the aew womens division

>>18225539
Julia is pure and not for sexuals

based pop for spooky

my wife

Julia is a cute, A CUTE!

>>18225557
It's so soft and jiggly bros

Should've been Skye instead of this dimeless coalburner

>Harley's tits
>Skye Blue's ass
I take back everything bad I ever said about this PPV, it's 5 stars

Skye blue holy fuck

>>18225570
mazel tov

STOP THE INTERFERENCE IT'S AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE MATCH

worst match of the day
wtf is this trash
crowd doesnt even react outside of entrances

>>18225542
she's just really well developed, she came into AEW with her shit together

>>18225534
Jenna Foxx

Queen Aminata is my favorite wrestler

Thekla-Aminata is feud of the year.

Buddy’s faction member!

they keep cutting off the music instead of fading it out and it sounds terrible

This julia bitch is cute, post a lewd pic of her

skye blue's body is like 35 percent ASS

>>18225560
Girls when I try and explain why Sailor Mercury is the best girl

>>18225570
lucky mole-rat

QUEEN NIGGER

Where is the anime thread baker

skye blue is going to get another outfit banned

Why is Julia wearing pants

>Aminata

Time to work stuff and no sell. Based.

MY NUBIAN QUEEN

>>18225581
>>18225581
>>18225581
>>18225581
>>18225581
>>18225581
NEEEEEEEEEEW

YOU ASSHOLES TOLD ME QUEEN WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MATCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Best women's division ever when Titless and Botcha aren't in the matches. And so glad they don't have Tranny Rose ruining coombait anymore.

>>18225542
I don't watch stardom, don't have a good idea of her ceiling/floor yet, but I've enjoyed most of her matches and she seems like a good get. Women's division seems like it could be strong, but everyone has been overshadowed by Toni/mercedes

>>18225528
MOMMY RENEE YUMMY TUMMY

>>18225578
>Kris Statlander's 8 Inch Penis
7.75 Stars

>>18225574
like laying on a giant undercooked brownie :3

Tony we need some fat ginger arse where is she

>>18225588
you're not just a nigger, anon, you're MY nigger

Thekla has such a tight body, top shape

>>18225290
>>18225293
EVERYONE IS SAYING SRT80
THIS

>>18225596
Ok. That popped me.
Big kek.

I think Aminata actually wants to hurt Thekla

The Best Breast Machine!

MINA IS COOMING

>goth girl staredown
I'M GONNA

IT'S MINA NOW

>>18225483
i love her

Holy fuck she's sexy

How much is Lufisto seething?

MINA SHOOT DOES NOT KNOW SKYE ISN'T IN THE MATCH LMFAO

Holy fuck women's gauntlet MOGS men's LMAO