Thread 18225581

All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

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MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

AMINATA OWES ME SEEEX!!

Tay should go back to blonde y/n?

HAHA TIME FOR SHOOT STIFFNESS

i want thekla to pee on my mom

So the rules up to 21 women can enter, there's zero eliminations and it ends randomly when someone gets pinned or submitted?

black pussy

I would leave my wife for Aminata

I have a micropenis and yes im watching all in

Imagine the angry lesbian sex between them

The protostar is a lucky man

>>18225633
Cody is that you?

THEY DID THE THING

Aminata really has sad tits and a horrible face.

The AEW women's roster is about 20x better in ring and 40x better looking than the E bitches

SKYE BLUES ASS IN MY FACE

>>18225626
>ends randomly when someone gets pinned or submitted
that's not random

>>18225625
i meant to say mouth.

MINA :DDDD

AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>18225620
Pam was pure but can we really blame Sammy for leaving?

Why are Anna Jay and Sky Blue not in this match? What a waste.

MINA'S BACK

>>18225649
kek based and true

Without Titless, Botcha or Tranny Rose ruining matches AEW has the best women's division ever.

I like when Mina gyrates

>>18225654
pffft i bet she didn't even eat 80 percent of that, she's not a true food fan

LA MANO ARRIBA

>>18225634
God I love when the hair gets in her face after she does the flip

>>18225625
popped

Anyone else just shtrokin it? Just milkin they shit?

Mina should run everywhere!

What the hell was that supposed to be?

I need to stop looking at this thread because you guys are at least 60 seconds ahead of me

Mina's theme sounds so disco polo

For me? Is Julia's bunny cheeks

Webm that little slut dancing to Mina's theme

Skye Blue looks hnnng

skye blue you JEZEBEL

Damn Athena might win this

skye most active participant in this match

>>18225672
No deeb no rosa no Britt no nyla no deonna.

How did AEW end up with all the hottest women?

MINA'S BIG BOOBIES

>massive pop for Athena

Is she from Texas?

>>18225688
FBI, this guy right here.

Mina should be women's champ.

GET OUTTTTT

Is there no Indian websutr all you horny weirdos can post to?

I love my retarded chubby asian stripper

>>18225700
Tony Khan is a coomer

BIG ATHENA POP

>>18225704
Yes

>>18225700
Take one look at TK and tell me he aint a gooner

>>18225700
a few years of scouting and developing talent

Where is RIHO!!!!!!???????

>>18225706
Once they free up the TBS title from Mercedes I think mina should win it

Athena should be on the main roster, fuck ROH

Athena's over?

>>18225700
haitch has always liked trannies

>>18225664
I'm more interested in Mina's front

>>18225709
Website*, I am a boomer and can't type on my phone

ATHENA STRONK

They couldn’t replace Rosa with anyone else?

>>18225659
Pam was beautiful and a pure soul. She didn't deserve it.

BASED ROSA ABOUT TO INJURE SOMEONE AND SANDBAG

I wonder how it feels to get demoted to ROH

>>18225727
She’s always been over because she’s actually good. She’s just been stuck on ROH.

She’s the black female Buddy.

>>18225656
Getting my penis put back on if this happens

Does Rosa still offer sessions?

Mina, Willow, and Athena are the standouts in this match.

Can hear a pin drop kek

I miss the Bunny

>>18225634
>>18225652
>Queen Aminata

>>18225700
they have way way better gooner ring outfits overall

>support Mexican migration
uhhhhh

>no dq
>no women think to use a gun to shoot everyone for an easy pin

Are AEW women just dumb bros???

>>18225745
For her step son only

I FUCKING LOVE JAPANESE WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAA

MY EARS!

Everybody is over in this match

Who?

>Rosa gets a big pop
>steps inside the ring
>crowd is dead

I hate Thunder Rosa more than any woman right now. Holy fuck get her out.
>>18225746
Skye has been surprisingly ok.

>>18225742
You've just described the perfect woman

Who tf is she

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OH FUCK SYURI BROS WHERE WE FUCKING AT

>ywn get hit with the headscissor takedown by Willow
why do I even pay taxes

FUNKY AUNT IS HERE

Syuri with the most strangest theme

>>18225767
My puta

>>18225764
That was jarring. Change that shit asap TK

why was that so loud my ears

Athena looks like she lost weight

Ear rape theme

BEST THEME IN THE BUSINESS

SURIYU

AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A FUNKY AUNT

UGG LEE HAS ARRIVED

ear rape entrance music yikes

>>18225770
Shoot the best womens wrestler alive

WINDSAAAAAAAAA

>>18225774
A great wrestler

What's so Syuri about her?

a skinny jap woman, tk needs to filter these boobless woman

This Bruv's wife, right?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MUSIC LMAO
DID THE PC GET CORRUPTED?

The music in this event fucking sucks, even fucking def rebel puts better slop

>>18225767
damn this bitch look BEAT

Joshis wrestling is just at another level

jesus christ this theme is earrape

>>18225791
If Akita Ibushi was a woman

>>18225803
Yeah

generic ugly bug with 0 curves number 29

this is shoot better than the men's match

Mjf should declare himself as non binary and win this match too

NOW ENTERS THE KWAB

So now shes signed her and will are gonna move to the US full time right?


Feels like no coincidence she joined between school years when they can move kids to an American school

>>18225817
and what about it

lol

We should dress Windsor like a Scooby Doo character

>>18225818
Indeed

>>18225801
flat chests matter

>>18225822
>MJF trans gimmick to win every belt
Would actually be based

>>18225822
he already has heat with the women's locker room it'll be a great fit

>>18225828
and thats a good thing

Maybe the female roster actually deserves a little more time on dynamite

Where is Ruby ?

this windsor bitch almost smashed her face into this shuri girl

>WINDSAAAAAAAAAAA
>theme starts
wtf is this shit

>>18225828
Iktf bro

MY BLACK SON'S MOM BRUV

>>18225797
You fuckers say that about every Japanese wrestlet. You said it about Guillia who flopped in wwe.

My stream started going 3 FPS just before this match began. Fucking hell I hope it gets fixed before the main event.

And then you wonder why there's an AEW women general on /pw/ this fucking blows

Syuri's music is awesome. Fucking retards ITT filtered by noise.

>>18225845
career ending egg hatching

>>18225826
just a statement thats all

>>18225824
Why would anyone on earth want their kids to go-to school in USA

>>18225818
hate to say it but yeah it is

>everyone scrambles into the ring after the pin gets broken up
I hate women

>>18225849
Maybe Def Rebel was on to something

bruv's woman drives appliance repairmen CRAZY

IMAGINE THE AROMA IN THAT SQUARED CIRCLE RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzJJWrtCvZk
They should have made her entrance longer, the actual theme is fucking awesome

>>18225649
Unironically true

Syuri is my type

>black boy with british accent in american schools
Would be a great bullying target

>>18225856
I’d rather listen to the Don Calis brown noise for 3 hours than 10 seconds of that ear rape

WhooooOOOOOoo???

>>18225861
Schools in the UK are fucked too, and the parents are earning millions so probably go to a good school

>>18225835
>Titties always get overshadowed by tits and ass
It's not fair

>>18225867
>no cora
>no ruby
>no gigi

>>18225856
They didn’t get to play enough of it

Dacutie pie!!

genuinely amazed the crowd is that keyed into this

>>18225867
Body spray and scented lotion?

kek

>>18225856
I liked it and I'd never heard it before. It was jarring at first though lol

when is Britt Baker coming out?

>>18225861
pretty much every country on earth try to send their kids to school here

>>18225873
same, i love tomboys they make me so hardddddd

>>18225867
>sweat
>lotion
>hair spray
>fish

Will this show be over by 9? I don't know.

now that's a show for the boys

>>18225853
No I didn't i just liked to goon to giulia

I misjudged my beers bros

Didn't expect it to last so long and only got 3 beers left

I just busted a massive nut to Minas tiny little asshole

i cant find a stream that works, all the ones i find are just frowny faces.
once this match is over im gonna stop trying cause im only here to coom

GIVE BUNNY A SPOT

I WANT THEKLA 2 WIN

>>18225897
There's still 4 more matches my dude

>>18225901
swerve when you drive up to get some more

>>18225876
>I’d rather listen to the Don Calis brown noise for 3 hours
that's my workout playlist

>>18225706
>>18225724
I AGREE

>Thekla upsidedown thrusting
Bros...

>>18225901
get more

The crowd is dead

Alright I kneel finally. Thekla can take my 7incher.

the women outshining the men's gauntlet

THANK YOU TONY FOR THE GOON MATERIAL

>>18225901
What's your address? I'll doordash you some

Im gonna smoke some weed in preparation for Kenny/Okada, is this cringe or based?

This match rules

>>18225924
BASED

SHE'S GOING BANANS

>>18225924
Cringe, sort your life out.

Damn! Bayne squashed Stadtlander like a bug.

holy shit it was actually Jericho crossdressing the whole time

Where is Shida :(

>>18225922
>>18225916
I'm in jersey, everywhere closes at like 8pm

>>18225897
we're going to midnight, strap in

>>18225922
1234 Fake Street

>The first half of this PPV sucked because Tony was so locked in on the gooner gauntlet
Love that man

I'm rooting for Julia because she's cute as shrimple as that

This is way better than the men's

No more entrants?

lol julia hart fell down she didn't even touch Bayne

Who is shiri?

>>18225924
I've been smoking since I woke up it's definitely cringe

please catch bayne

damn the womeme division has come so fucking far

why is this match good and not in a gooning way?

wasn’t expecting the women’s gauntlet to mog the men’s one

>>18225937
No zipcode? Thats how i know you lyin

>>18225907
https://psp-tv.com/r/CozyTube

>>18225938
>the gooner gauntlet
kek

Minas ass

>>18225901
Just drive and get more. Drinking and driving is fun its feels like a videogame.

Imagine the smell

>no NXT bitch
:(

crowd is fucking dead lol

>>18225949
poor cora and gigi

>>18225933
in Kenny's dressing room

I want Rosa to nasly screech ant my pp

COUNTER PROGRAM ME!?
THIS GAUNTLET WON'T END UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY MWAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!

>hispanic wrestler
>has to do the Guerrero taunt

I’m tired of this meme

This is actually kinda cool and a lot of them are getting hella over

Dis she just spank herself?

lol rosa is so awful compared to all the new women they've got

>>18225938
THANK YOU BASED TONY

Somehow this is a lot more tolerable than the men's gauntlet and it's not just because of the coombait.

>>18225968
THANK YOU TK

>>18225961
My harem after I'm done with it

Rosa the retard didn't know how to position herself

Based Athena

Wait is Mercedes gonna win wtf

>it will be 21 woman
>haha no we meant 12

ok

BASED MATCH

So Mercedes goes from 1000000% winning to 2000000% winning now

>>18225951
Just proves how deep is AEW women division frfr

>>18225907
One of the watchwrestling sites, each has multiple channels

great fucking match, better than the man casino lmao

>>18225969
thieves to the end

Bruh where'd Britt go?

>>18225969
Cheap pop

Anime gamethread maker, how many threads you got left?

Right woman won.

I guess no surprise entrants for the women tonight

So Texas people winning matches today.

Hangman goes over

>>18225932
JUDAS IN
JUDAS IN MY MIND

Based winner. Based match.

>>18225953
Just call me. It's 867-5309

This match surprisingly slaps

I forgot she's from DFW

mina gets zero air when she jumps, she just kind of falls down

>>18225969
Are you fucking retarded.

>>18225917
but enough about the Grate Murrican Fat

ATHENA BROS WE DID IT

BASED ATHENA

that was pretty fucking good, ngl

>>18225975
I thought she was good before she got hurt, not sure if she's just shit now or if the rest of the division got way better but she usually is the worst part of any match she's in now.

>>18225940
Nah I think the men's was reasonably entertaining on account mjf,briscoe and mortos but not as much as the women's this one cooked

and what 'blake monroe' in doing bros?

BLACK QWEN GOT GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The right woman actually won

I just want my thekla to get a W

Oh wow didn't see that coming

>>18225999
Kek I hear it

That was an awesome finish

BASED AS FUCK

Zzzzzzzzzz

>Mercedes wins
>We get Mercedes vs Athena Part 2
We won

>>18225924
cringe, just do edibles or vape

Based Theme Song

>Athena wins
>Mercedes will be at Toni
>So many people will be mad
One more belt for those caramel nalgas

Legit shocked Athena is finally moving up from ROH. I thought she was stuck in purgatory forever

>>18225998
Hangman is from Kansas

wait is Athena, Ember Moon or whatever from NXT?

>>18225998
Hangman is from Virginia

wasn't this sheeboon no selling and stiffing a new hire like a couple weeks ago at most?
why is she being rewarded?tony is retarded

>Athena
>not Aminata

Fuck you TK

>>18225992
MJF sexually assaulted her and then demanded Tony fire that antisemitic whore or he'd call his uncle and sue

>>18225980
Can U loan me the new Japanese girl from Ur harem? I'll pay U back later

>>18225997
Syuri was definitely a surprise. Didn't expect her out in the gauntlet out the jump despite being backstage.

>>18226037
Ya

Who the fuck even is the women's champion atm

>>18225926
Fire all the women not in this much and Tranny Rose and AEW would have a perfect women's division.

Why was the women's match so much better than the men?

>>18226047
Me nigga.

>>18226009
Both sucked I fear for tomorrow's women's Rumble too.

Fuck I forgot about this match

>>18226037
always has been

>>18226036
He's from Virginia

>>18225998
hangtranny is from planet retard

I FORGOT THIS MATCH WAS ON THE CARD

THERES 4 MATCHES LEFT WTF

>>18226050
More stiff

These 4 hrs have passed by like nothing

>>18226042
hometown win

>>18226041
that was Queen Aminata

>>18226012
Holy BASES

>>18226047
Timeless Toni, retard.

>>18226053
Wendi Richter?

>>18226037
Yes sir

>>18226041
You’re confusing Athena for Aminata

OP here, I’m at 5 threads! Someone else take over!!!

>>18226050
Novelty of it being the first time

>No Shida
>No Yuka
>No Riho
>No Kamile
>No Milly
Coincidence?

JETSPEED BROS!
WHERE WE AT?

If Christian Cage comes out to My Last Breath i will take my shirt off, anybody wanna place a bet?

>>18226049
/pw/ respects AEW legend Nyla Rose.

WE HURT PEOPLE

>>18226062
SEXOOOOOOO

LET'S GO CHRISTIAN

>>18226042
Aminata vs Tenkla is a future hardcore series. Her moment will shine later

>>18226055
Jets peed is pretty mid but the build has been great

Anime guy, how many threads do you have left?

PEEP GODS

>>18226034
CEO bros eating good

jetspeed are two corny ass motherfuckers

welp Ruby Soho has not shown up on AEW television for 448 days the streak continues

It's time for Christian and son.

is it the deathmatch yet? I just want to watch moxley do something retarded

>>18226066
lol I forgot she even existed

>>18225961
I would have them all naked in a long bed and sleep with all of them in a big naked pile. This is why I can't be allowed to be king.

>>18226097
hope the streak continues because she sucks

if FTR Hair shaved his head there'd be two FTR Balds

>>18226097
Don't post pictures of my wife

NEW THREAD
>>18226114
>>18226114
>>18226114
>>18226114
>>18226114

>>18226097
She's been training recently.

WE HURT PEOPLE
WE HURT PEOPLE
WE HURT PEOPLE

WEHUURRRRPEEEPO

Will Cope return to help his Brood brother?

Every single time MJF comes out with the Hurt Syndicate i think of this fucking thing.

>>18226041
>racist retard can't tell black women apart

WE HURR PEEPLE

>>18225924
BASED AND SAME 2BH

What was that music for the contenders?

>>18225975
She's OK, but she started doing high spots.

FIX THE FUCKING SOUND

>>18226034
Athena cashing in on Monke would make sense as the tnt woman's title has always been for blacks.

Shane Taylor sings hurt business?

LIVE THEME SONG IS BACKFIRING

WE HURT PEOPLE

>>18225968
THE FUCKING MADLAD

that pyro

that intro hurt

>>18226015
This is just what happens over time. AEW is the best example of it in general. Look at how many people they used in the beginning who aren't around and some of them have left wrestling completely. It's even more compounded in womens wrestling because the level between average and good is so wide.

>>18226097
she does have a face for radio

Jesus, enough with *live* theme songs. They always suck.

>>18226035
She isn't. She'll still stuck be there, this is just for her to job in a aew title match

kek what a bunch of no pop bitches