All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

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MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

WEHURRPEEPO

>>18226114 (OP)
Thanks, OP.
I was just about to pull the trigger on #16. I haven't started one today.

based matthew and nicholas working /pw/eenies into an absolute seething shoot meltdown

I like that Bobby can get iver by just being a big black man

WE ARE NOT PEOPLE
WE ARE NOT PEOPLE
WE ARE NOT PEOPLE
WE ARE NOT PEOPLE
WE ARE NOT PEOPLE

WEHURRPEEPO

WESTSIDE GUNN

not to be a chud or anything....

but this is the BLACKEST thing i have ever seen. i cannot even understand a single word of whats going on or even find the beat of this "song".

PEEP PATROL

WE HURT PEOPLE

i need a good chili recipe

every time with nigger shit

>>18226143
I have have 3 threads in the chamber now. I got it

Montel is singing

DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT

lmao the mjf shirt

lmao

>rap

AEW stop with the fucking random rappers

What is this music?

IM CUMMIN

The MJF shirt is carrying this hard

Let’s all love Cinna

What is this black shit

>>18226154
SMOKE DZA

>>18226178
>music

WE HUR PEEPO

I m a huge fan of nigger music but God dammit live music entrances are always shitty and antidimes no exceptions

>black guy holding a We Hurt People sign

Black + Jewish alliance is based

nigger what is that mjf shirt

SHUCKIN' AND JIVIN'

That entrance was based and cringe at the same time

MVP raps like me in the shower

There has never been a good live rap entrance in professional wrestling history. It just doesn’t work.

WE HER PEOPLE
WE HER PEOPLE
WE HER PEOPLE

>aight now go out and shuck, jive, rap, slide, chimp out, the works ya hear?
yasssss kangs slay

I see

kek, way better than Travis Scott - right, AEWtists?

Bros, can we give Luv to our former EVPs for waking up the crowd?

This show has been really kicking up.

wack ass niggers, couldn't they get some half decent rappers at least?
mvp unironically has better rhythm than them

GO JEWMAN GO

this is my first time seeing the hurt business outside of the wwe
why the fuck is shelton benjamin bigger than most of the fucking roster
last i checked he was nearly shawn michaels' size

>>18226164
We don't use that word here, friend

>>18226175
they’re literally the guys that made the theme

Holy fuck this has to be one of the worst live music performances in wrestling history

>crowd dead again
>kid yelling
>instead of just playing we hurt people they sang over it

>MVP spitting bars better than the rappers

>We/Her pee hole

>>18226114 (OP)
Current rap has fallen off so fucking hard. It is straight retardation now with no clever rhymes whatsoever. Can't wait for Whites to get start hating rap again. Maybe it'll get better when everyone hates it, like Rock.

Finally, the last undercard match before the good stuff

>>18226212
Unironically yes

We rape Kevin

Mike Bailey just reminds me of Vegeta.

Mötorhead Mania 17 level performance

>no speedball theme

Legit disappointed

Greatest PPV ever bros?

>>18226220
The current generation of wrestlers is probably the smallest its ever been on average.

is Dax drunk?

>we break fags

What?

>>18226230
tbdesu it was an insanely low bar in this case

They NEED to use Speedball's theme cuz that shit is HYFE

>>18226220
Dustin Rhodes is Andre the Giant tier in AEW

>>18226250
only the womeme casino and the bucks match was good

LET'S GO CHRISTIAN CAGE

I love Griselda, but no

>>18226212
Westside Gunn is hysterically better, yes.

<3

>>18226212
>just an entrance
>not a major deciding factor of the main event finish
yeah

Still boggled about why Kip Sabian is here

PUT IT IN ME, PEEP DADDY

FUCK.

MAMA WAYNE

>>18226276
TONY GIVE HER A FUCKING BELT ALREADY

MAMA WAYNE BROS WW@

Speedball has an actual gimmick. You see that, Lee Johnson, Action Andretti, Solo, AR Fox? That's part of why he's fucking over.

>>18226221
I'm afraid we do use that word here, brother.

>>18226279
He sits in the cuck chair for Christian and Mama Wayne

Man I'm really trying to give AEW a chance, but so far I'm concluding that the wrestling industry is just in a grim state.
Even those CMLL and ROH events got more pops from me.

>>18226212
wwefag here
yes
at least with shit it's part of the overall black group and not 'ayyy yo, this nigga needs to be advertised, ayyyy'

mother wayne built for shota cock

>>18226276
good lord

>>18226276
Will she be able to turn Bowens?

Did anyone else blow a load to Mina
I had to cum in an old tshirt that was close by

MAMA WAYNE LOOKIN HOLY FUCKING FUCK

Is Mike Bailey just a shoeless Johnny Gargano?

Imagine being Nick Wayne and seeing everyone jacking off over your mom
Because I sure am right now

I NEED MOTHER WAYNE TO PISS ON ME

>>18226276
I missed the rumble. Was that the Bunny or Cameron?

THEY ARE HURTING PEOPLE

Is Speedball native American or is it just his mullet that makes him look like it?

>Nick Wayne as the heartbreak kid

>>18226316
If I had a hot mom I'd move several states away and only call her on Christmas and her bday.

>>18226315
Bailey is way cooler than Gargano both ironically and unironically

Legit need Christian to win this one

>>18226320
You just KNOW it's meaty.

>>18226114 (OP)
All In? More like BALLS ON CHIN

>>18226315
>Is Mike Bailey just a shoeless Johnny Gargano?
I don't know who that last person is.

Mike Bailey is like a Speedster Mutant who knows Taekwondo.

When did the AEW Women's roster make a comeback anyway? Weren't they the weakest a year or so ago?

Does Mama Wayne fart with that ass?

Is Cope still out since FTR turn on him?

>>18226326
He’s French Canadian

>FTR out here
Do we get an E&C reunion out of this?

I like that the dude in the audience lifted his hands in the air to not interfere with the match. Very professional

>>18226335
but enough about your plans tonight

>>18226322
Harley Cameron. Bunny's retired now and has fun acting in cheesy hallmark films

You just know Yung Bussin' gets ribbed in the back over how hot his mom is

>>18226342
pink

Dax is antidimes on the headset and is ruining this match for me

>>18226339
It has always been, the female division needs more women and the male division needs to fire at least half of their roster

>>18226345
I wouldnt be surprised if he pops in during this match. This is their Mania after all

We need more milfs in wrestling and no Trish don't count

>>18226290
had to knock one out before the match so i could pay attention, expecting her to get on the apron

>>18226335
Man, you are absolutely reaching with that one.

>>18226345
Yup. Hasn't been on since. If he doesn't come back here then this will be the second straight All In without him there despite being signed too. Surely they have to have him back here

>>18226339
They brought in a bunch of hot women who can wrestle (Bayne) and started phasing out the mid women who can't (Rosa)

>>18226364
>This is their Mania after all
grim

>>18226362
>Dax is antidimes
could have stopped there

>hear the name Bailey
>Automatically think Bailey Jay
What's wrong with me bros?

OW!
WHAT DID I DO!?

>D*x on commentary
Way to ruin a great night

Man Christian looks so old

>>18226365
>and no Trish don't count
Possibly the most retarded take I've seen

Dont FTR have shoot heat with MJF

>>18226378
Who is Bailey Jay?

>>18226364
Plus they definitely want the moment of the stadium singing his song

>>18226378
Too much time on this site.

>>18226382
He is old anon

>>18226365
she bogged, Stacey still look good tho

>>18226378
nothing

>>18226339
Tony got a clue and benched all the shitters and now ignores their calls and he hired the cream of the crop.
The women's division is better than the men's by far and I hate women wrestling.

Taz being hype man Jones over here

How many more guns do you think FTR Gun bought will in Texas?

>>18226382
He should dye his beard

>>18226380
>great night
you can't be serious

>>18226384
Yes, MJF ended their gimmick with one promo like Rock and Billy Gunn

Why the fuck is Kipp here

who the fuck would wear this

jeez ok damn

>>18226183
SEXOOOOOO

>>18226358
Audiences need to taunt him with "YOUR HOT MOM" chants
and sing that Fountains of Wwayne song to her
NICK WAYNE'S MOM
HAS GOT IT GOIN ON
etc

>>18226407
bald niqqas

>>18226384
Aew is run like a high school, half the roster hates eachother.

>>18226385
Hello new friend

>>18226395
>the cream of the crop
Oh shit, he signed Giulia? Stephanie Vaquer too? Holy... another W for the Good Guys!

>>18226400
Or get rid of it

>>18226401
Well, it's night over here

>>18226374
Its been okayish so far imo. Not the best ever but certainly not the worst neither
>>18226389
Yeah that too.

>>18226407
i would wear it ironically (not bald)

Why does Bobby sweat so much?

You now remember when FTR Bald had a podcast where he just bitched every week and nobody listened to it and AEW told him to shut it down

>>18226406
moral support

I love Speedball but I also love Corny tearing him apart. Shit is so funny.

>blamed for the Jaguars
uh oh Taz just got fired

This bro looks and wrestles like Tommy from Power Rangers

>>18226417
I said cream of the crop. It means the best. Not some uppity Mexican and an ugly Italian

>>18226413
But thats when it looks pathetic. Only thing I could imagine is if you have full set of hair and wear it ironically

>>18226422
This

>>18226428
how was he not KWABOTY for this

Buddy had a match with speedball before.

wtf is this match? the champions have nobody currently legal in the match

>>18226428
but has anyone checked to see if he's OK

>>18226451
ZADDY

>>18226451
That's my GOAT right there

>>18226407
pretty based

>>18226451
Adam Cole could never

>having another shoot Malteser headed nigga as referee

Wtf biased

>>18226434
Isn't that the guy that pays men to fuck his fat gothic wife

>>18226339
Most men in nu wrestling have no gimmick. Women are naturally more inclined to come up with a unique look or gimmick given the freedom and the chance. Combine this with being hot, and spending time in Japan, and you got a recipe for an OK division.

Christian and Shelton were both in the first ever MITB match 20 years ago

>>18226441
So instead he got himself a... coalburning Austrian and some Jap girl? Huge gets.

>>18226438
he wishes he was that fucking cool

>>18226460
They both cant draw dimes so it’s fine.

>>18226463
Sadly, yes.
When you get taken down by Joey Janella of all people, you know you have issues.

Genuinely why did WWE just do absolutely nothing with Shelton.

>>18226451
This guy got cancer too???

NICE GERMAN

I want ftr bald to take a shoot pile driver

>>18226479
He's black

>>18226463
Nah that's you

>>18226451
lookin' real jacked, baby

Boring match

>>18226423

Sneedball

>>18226479
wrong color for hhh

>>18226487
I want bald to cut off gun in traffic

I just can't, I can't see bobbo and sheldamin against an old looking Christian.
I'm off to see Main Event with Vaquer hopefully there's something better by then.

>>18226479
Because WWE only cares about you if you can stand in the ring and cut a 10 minute promo

>>18226478
Wow imagine getting btfo by Joey fucking Janella hahaha

Cash should spend all his time on commentary making fun of the fan he was yelling at in the crowd

>>18226423
Proximity to Mama Wayne

>>18226483
Thank you

>>18226479
>Genuinely why did WWE just do absolutely nothing with Shelton.
I unnnnnhhhhhh promise that is had nothing uhhhhhhhnnn to do with his race unnnnhhhh

Crowd is SO dead for this lmao

>>18226460
Adam Cole is DEAD lmfao
>>18226478
kek Joey's so based

>>18226478
first, and most likely last, based thing jelly ever did kek

Great match btw :)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L4UV_RqaHKE&pp=ygUnc3BlZWRiYWxsIG1pa2UgYmFpbGV5IHZzIGJ1ZGR5IG1hdHRoZXdz

>>18226479
Because his ceiling is the midcard

The Hurt Syndicate are just too strong, how is anyone beating these fuckers without some meme roll up

the "so boring people are begging for you to lose" thing is actually working wtf

>>18226479
Shelton has said himself that they gave him a chance but he just couldn't talk at all. People said he would be hilarious in the back but the second he got in front of a crowd he kept falling apart. Once he accepted the momma gimmick, it was over. If he could talk, he would have would have been a multiple world champ.

did FTR bald just call Stokely "cute"?

Knight and Wayne would have a killer Collision match

The black guys are hurting people

>>18226518
Yeah it’s Christian and some twinks. Can’t draw anything with those shitters.

>>18226522
Besides banging Megan Bayne, Penelope Ford, and Brandi Lauren?

>>18226537
I'm behind them in the crowd. That was me, my bad

>>18226479
AEW is full of midgets so he looks bigger than he is.

They gave Shelton singles pushes but it never really worked.

I guess they could have put Shelton in another tag team, but even in AEW, it's a midcard thing.

>>18226530
Mox is an artist

Bobbo looks skinny

>>18226479
WWE is mainly about advertising itself through marketing
Shelton isn't a good speaker or really marketable and couldn't cut a promo to save his life

It's not a 'he's a black' issue either. Look at rock who is a part black and got marketed well

It's the same for a lot of AEW wrestlers who failed in WWE - just WWE isn't a pure wrestlign compan. It's marketing its own creations with some wrestling

Okay, you can wrap up this match now

>>18226545
Remember when Shida killed Skye Blue cause she got fat?

>>18226530
Death Riders turned the corner and stopped being shit when they started feuding with faces people actually care about

why does Christian dress like he's doing mocap for mortal kombat? Take your fucking shirt off, you skinny bitch

Knight is a great bumper

>>18226534
Jeez it's not like WWE didn't rip off TNA's entire idea of taking the mic away from Bobby, forming a dominant black stable, and letting MVP do the talking for them.

>>18226530
>getting people to pay to see you lose is bad
you are too stupid to understand wrestling lmao

>>18226529
Mox will lose the heavyweight belt and go for the trios belt. That'll show you.

>>18226545
JJ is the Pete Davidson of professional wrestling.

>>18226568
>he doesn't understand the tactical turtleneck
ngmi

How did MVP keep his name after WWE

>>18226563
Remember when the Fat Fairy paid Shida a visit on behalf of karma?

What is Nick Wayne's ceiling?

shelton has such a good suplex

>>18226545
Megan uses him for drugs.
Penelope cucked him for a twink.

>>18226584
It's probably impossible to trademark

Based match

i'm basically just waiting for the moments when mother wayne is on screen

I guess Tony is done with the tranny, Britt, riho, shida

>>18226581
That's actually a very good way to put it.

>>18226589
Eating pins for breakfast lunch and dinner

ah yes, the "fuck my back up" special, nice move Nick.

>>18226587
I would fat Shida

>>18226568
You would think the guy who sells a exercise device for planking would want to show off his core/abdominal muscles.

>>18226577
>Mox will retain the heavyweight title and also win the trios title
FTFY

>>18226584
MVP is a term used all over sports media, WWE probably couldn't trademark it

On a show this long there was no need for this match to go longer than 7 mins

>>18226598
some states have laws now that make it illegal for trannies to compete against women

>>18226584
didn’t he have it before wwe?

>still have 3 matches to go
Wtf is this shit going to run until 7CST?

>>18226603
The apron is the hardest part of the ring!

>>18226605
He's literally doing it on purpose for heel heat

why does nick call out everyones name

>>18226529
Omega will lose today and the golden lovers will beat them in the future

>>18226610
but it's not a real competition

>>18226545
I've had attractive gfs as well so it doesn't impress me the way it does virgins (You)

>>18226614
>3 title matches
>All 20-30 minutes minimum
Haha fuck

OP here. New gamethread at 290 posts

>>18226603
How do you feel about Nick at Night?

>Keep the camera on him calling Shelton over

Holy shit how high is Kevin Knights vertical leap????

I think this should have been a TLC match I think the current match is pretty boring

>Still 3 matches left one of which is guaranteed to go long
Jfc

>>18226618
Guess that’s why Dom is a fat fuck still-
Wait a second…

I really think the pacing of this show has been off. YB vs Swerve and Ospreay should have started, and a few matches should have been off the card, or at least the first match should've been.

I wouldn't have gotten hit by that dropkick, what a retard

>>18226614
>>18226624
Okada/Omega alone is going 90 minutes minimum

>>18226604
Looks like that fat white girl who is front row at every NJPW show in the US.

>>18226626
I used to watch giligans island on that

Based Bobbo burying FTR shitters

This is so bad

>>18226625
thank u based op

>>18226614
I think they want to run the main during SNME in the hopes of stealing some attention.

Based Bobby

This is yet another overlong AEW PPV. the casino matches should have been on Dynamite/Collision as attraction matches

IS DAX OKAY?

AYO WE BULLY WHITE PIPO

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Pinning Christian????

fucking idiot really lost the match, kys

>>18226634
They haven’t given the crowd a match to invest in. Everything has been some multi man clusterfuck. The 3 singles matches should have been spread through the night.

>>18226545
Look at that bridge.

Well this was boring

>>18226646
mushed both of 'em at once lol

Somebody check on Dax

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Does this mean FTR will take the belts off Hurt Syndicate?

That was dece. Glad the Hurts won.

FUCK

>>18226614
isn't it 4? what about the death riders match

IT'S TIME ABANDON YOUR CHILD CHRISTIAN

>Bobbo goes over
great decision!

NEW THREAD
>>18226666
>>18226666
>>18226666

>>18226634
what was the first match?I tuned in towards the end of the gauntlet

Someone check on Dax

>>18226653
Nah eat my ass bitch those casino gauntlets were great on here. WWE fan, begging AEW to lower the quality of their pay-per-view. You are see-through.

got hit by a dropkick and stayed on the ground forever, scrawny ass nigga fuck you

>>18226654
torn labia, out for 6 months

Nick you little piece of shit

>>18226623
I've had attractive gfs as well but I was smart enough the marry the "Pam" when I met her and eschew the Tays from then on.

Best advice I can ever give.

Christian needs to get some RESPECT from this company

Time for the three main events, I'll be closing the browser and focusing now.

Best,
Anon

NICK WAYE JUST COMMITTED PATRICIDE

NEW THREAD
>>18226689
>>18226689
>>18226689
>>18226689
>>18226689

LIVE INTERRACIAL SEX CELEBRATION WITH MOMMA WAYNE

>>18226215
This pic is unironically like 10 years old

>>18226673
yes and then christian and edge will take them off ftr

>>18226683
The Opps vs Claudio, Kidd, and Wheeler, aka the match with the least amount of heat behind it.

I appreciate the early start but this is gonna be a 7 hour PPV man

>>18226677
death riders trios jerked the curtain. did you miss it?

I really don't get this MJF with hurt syndicate thing.

>>18226681
Fuck off.

>>18226700
Based OP

Based convulsing Christian

>>18226714
MVP shoot loves him and wanted to manage him

>>18226708
oh great that I don't have to watch that I thought it was still to come

>>18226574
are you a retard?
Both me and the guy in the screenshot said its impressive

Copeland?

Here comes Edge

you think you know me

COPE

CAN YOU COPE RN /PW/ ??!?

Ffs

The other end of that bridge is. In Ft. Worth. He could have hit Christian with that chair 30 times.

>>18226750
It hasn't been boring outside of the Edge feud

manly tears

3 matches left

this ppv is going to 9 PM