All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL IN TEXAS from Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas

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MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

>literally has a tripcode for spamming wrong thread counts

my sides

COPE INCOMING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO THEIR OWN FATHER

rip goodnight christian FTR is their new dad

Ingrate little fuck

FUCK YOU NICK WAYNE YOU ZOOMER PIECE OF SHIT

UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT

FUCK THIS NIGGA

WHO IS THE KING OF ME

NICK WAYNE HAS TURNED HEEL ON CHRISTIAN CAGE

NICK WAYNE JUST TURNED HEEL ON CHRISTIAN CAGE

mama wayne is a jezebel

HOW COULD HE BETRAY HIS OWN FATHER?!

SEND JUNGLE BOY
GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER

Nick a damn snake in the grass!

>THIS IS FOR FUCKING MY HOT MOM
holy shit Yung Bussin shooting

GIWTWM

>Cope mugging to the crowd instead of saving his childhood best friend

BASED BOBBO

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

IT'S COPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kip Sabian looks gayer and gayer everytime I see him.

>My friends about to get his head crushed
>Let me play to the crowd and hit my pyro real quick

IT'S COPE

>>18226742
id mark out so hard

COPE PLS

literally just the patriarchy but with edge instead would be crazy

>Edge making the save for a guy that’s shit on him

Kipp looks so gay with this hair

LET'S HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

YES YES YES YES YES

>>18226756
Jeff Hardy esque

ON THIS DAY
I SEETHE QUEERLY

he's gonna hit mama wayne in the cooch with spike

Wrestlers building the taunt meter before making the save is over with me

>>18226689 (OP)
yay another christian/edge storyline

Take your time Cope kek

ITS COPING TIME

KICK THAT KID'S ASS COPE

>Cope & Cage vs. FTR in a retirement match in Toronto

oh for fuck sake its edge again

Cope & Christian vs FTR at All Out?

This is the worst night in the history of our sport

COPE

AND

SEETHE

COPE

LMAO

Fire Kip

HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR WHILE COPE IS DOING HIS DANCE AND WATCHING HIS OWN PYROS

>just wait for Cope to get his shit in
niggas coulda killed him in the time it took for his pyro to go off

Edge gotta carry Christian again

he just has the best theme for surprise returns

Cope and Christian tag title run?

CALL THE PIGGAPOOS
THE COPE IS HERE

Kek they're actually turning Christian face

nice of Edge to pose for pyro before he went to the ring to make the save

https://x.com/AEWonTV/status/1944164230845837448

COPE AND SEETHE REUNITED

This is fucking stupid

>you think you know me

Based Cope still making the save for his best friend even after being rejected

Edge is 50 why does he have a zoom mullet?

>>18226821
we call it the "jeff hardy"

WE HAVE FUN HERE

>GO
>FIND
>YOURSELF

based rated g bros

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS COPE'S BEST SPEAR EVER WHAT THE FUCK?????
WHY DID YOU LET HIM ESCAPE STUPID IDIOT

>just hol up bro I am coming to save you but watch these pyros first

>Go find yourself
Kino

They have 4 guys. Why not do a normal conchairto?

>>18226791
BASED

>>18226792
LOL MUST DO ENTRANCE EVEN AS THEY ARE ABOUT TO SHATTER MY FRIENDS SKULL.

What a wet fart
The pop deflated in 20 seconds

BUG EYED FREAK.

>>18226821
if you wouldnt aura-farm before saving your friend you're basically a woman

How long are baseball games?

Mr. Return Pop

CHRISTIAN HUMILIATION RITUAL BEGINS NOW

FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE WITH FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY

>>18226837
the lore of "go fuck yourself"...

>Christian spends years as a heel
>Treats his stable like shit
>His comeuppance is that Edge and him are besties again
>Doesn’t get punished by his stable

>>18226791
She's definitely jerked him off at least one

>>18226830
Mullets are boomer haircuts. Why do zoomers have boomer cuts?

>>18226848
They don't have a set time

kino.

Christian long term babyface turn

lmao that was fucking awful

KINO

>>18226851
literally the only thing he does

Anyone have a webm of Jeff Hardy dancing while saving Matt?

MOTHER FUCKEN KINO

HEY ROCK
GO FIND YOURSELF

>>18226815
Nope the best them for Surprises is forever Austin. Glass shattering in 1998. 2011. 2026. 2035. Same pop.

I would’ve preferred a Buddy return.

ON THIS DAY
I SEE QUEERLY
THAT I NEVER DREW A DIME

>>18226857
Ex-WWE guys get priority in AEW sadly

>Cope still involving himself with Christian
Someone retire this shitter again.

IT'S PODIATRY
IT RHYMES

>>18226792
Give him a break, he doesn't get to do his entrance in packed houses that often

Absolute kino, can't wait to see Christian get himself together

GODDAMIT I HAD IT TYPED OUT BUT MY MOM WOULDN'T STOP TALKING TO ME ON THE PHONE!!

>go.... find yourself

>>18226836
The bridge is 3/4’s of a mile. He could have raped Christian with the chair

>>18226880
Get ready for your own PPV tomorrow Rhea, you dumb cunt

>>18226861
Edge is neither a Boomer or a Zoomer, he's a Gen X asshole

>has a nail stick
>Calls it a her
>Named Spike
Is Spike short for something?

Biggest pop of the night was for Cope so far.

what the fuck did he say? The audio is so fucking bad

hey wait a minute those spikes are just rubber

Has Christian ever had a face run and not feel like a total dork charisma vacuum?

>>18226886
He didn't get to today either

>>18226870
OC vs Ospreay was a five star banger

Guys, they’re certainly not gonna make Mercedes follow Omega versus Okada, right? Mercedes has to be the first match of the “three main events”.

AEW has gotten so good at the video packages bros

Tourist here posting here because looks like I posted on the wrong thread, I have a complain.
I feel like AEW should focus on just hiring ELITE wrestlers all over the world, I think trying to focus on non solid talent will be the dead of AEW
I think firing a lot of the current roster could actually give some focus on people that are actually important and AEW could hire actual solid talent from all over the world

>>18226897
go find yourself

BOTCHAMANIA COMING UP

EDGE IS GAY
HE SEES QUEERLY

>>18226892
Gen X are boomers to zoomers. Gen X had mullets in the 80s as kids.

>>18226910
They hired Tigerstyle Pro

>>18226911
The overstuffed roster is most people's biggest complaint, yes

>>18226848
They can be long long like 10 hours, or short like 2 hours

>>18226894
Why are Americans this stupid

Next 3 matches are guaranteed to go 40 to 50 minutes each.......

Why can't this retard book a show that ends on time?

>>18226894
Spichael.

Based Mercedes going for a caramel Lulu gimmick

>Toni's gonna lose
this is bullshit :(

Athena winning the gauntlet makes me think Mercedes is winning

FINALLY THIS SEXY CARAMEL GODDESS IS ABOUT TO WRESTLE

>>18226921
really?

>>18226897
He said we're out of time see you on Thunder.

>>18226857
It actually sounds more like a long-suffering, punished Christian Cage redemption arc angle.

THIS SHOW SHOULD BE 5 MORE HOURS

Toni bros... It's so over

>>18226926
And what would that time be? What is on time? Enlighten us.

Sasha, please kill Dimeless

>another womeme match already
at least my dog is happy to get back to back walks

but a ceo is a boss

>>18226926
He started early to not do overlap with WWE and he still ended up going long

>>18226938
>Christian just wants to be a father figure but no one lets him
Sad arc incoming

She's right

If Toni’s thighs aren’t looking squishy and squeezable tonight I’m gonna fucking riot

>>18226935
I hope your dick falls off

What Blake Monroe is doing right now guys?

C E O

Do you pronounce it "Sexy Care-a-mel goddess" or "Sexy Car-mel goddess"?

Is that Bischoff driving Mercedes?

>>18226791
bruh if I had mom this smoking hot I'd sniff her used panties at least once

>>18226938
I wonder how long is left on their contract

>>18226941
YES HA HA HA YESSSSSSS

>>18226961
wrestling in front of 300 people

>>18226956
It's called paying dues, kid

>>18226934
Heel vs Heel?

Mercedes pawg era

>>18226908
watch the fucking show, you sound like my wife.

CEO

>cape of everybody she’s beaten
Based CEO

>>18226941
many are saying this

mercedes makes me wanna coom

>coat of defeated champions
>a renegade sister

I don't know if I'd ever brag about beating the Brooklyn Brawler

>>18226926
BASED TONY GIVING THE FANS THEIR MONEYS WORTH.

Fuck the Rangers bro

>>18226931
Is she holding a Moogle?

>Cheerleaders with her belts

Very funny visual, very creative player

ceo apparel on point again

I did the CEO dance at work and I got written up by HR (35, male, slightly overweight)

Okay that's incredibly based

>cheerleaders wearing all her belts

ACTUALLY FUCKING KINO

Sexo shooters

jesus fucking christ this entrance

I want Mercedes to win

>coat with names of everyone she beat

what a great fucking gimmick
all timer entrance gear
MONEY

7+ hours show I knew it

This is too fucking long

caramel booba

>Christian has to go find himself in Thailand
How many ladyboys does he have to fuck before Edge forgives him?

I sense a Mone titty pop out tonight

>name of everyone she's buried

>>18226943
legitimately upsetting, it's like when I knew Willow was gonna lose to her all over again

based beyond belief

I had the same fucking reaction. I had no idea that baseball teams had cheerleaders the Texas Rangers have cheerleaders???
>>18226983
I posted this prior. It’s called a prediction retard. Hope your wife dies in front of you very slowly as you watch and cry and lose everything.

>based Sasha trying to downplay her black genes

CEO breasts are looking quite pert today. Very supple.

>>18227011
At least 7

The way Mercedes dances is so fucking hot

Beast Mortos a lucky man.

Mercedes tits

damn CEO has some hips

>Tits out
Mone's actually winning

we will see booba slip from horcedes

>>18226956
dustin winning instead of fletcher was bullshit of the highest order but who gives a fuck about young bussin?
I'd take the cheap nostalgia edge and christian run over having nick wayne his mum and fucking kip sabian on my tv anyday

Need me a bratty light skin girl brehs

Those titties finna pop out

perky glittery halfbreed tits

>>18227004
mmmmmmmmmm now thats baddass
two of the greatest
dont wanna mess with them

Well... She's entertaining.

>>18227008
I wish it was 20

Mercedes actually doing what people wanted Cody to do

I love TCM so much bros, I'm so happy it's an actual top-of-the-card gimmick in wrestling

>>18227030
He’s a lucky beast

TRAINS

>>18227011
Only until he decides to become the ladyboy

I’m going to bed bros

>>18227004
Cucknaldo

if Mercedes doesn't fall out of that top at least once in this match I will be astounded

Mercedes looking bustier than usual

Her tits and ass have been getting soooo plump

SICKOS, ARE YOU READY FOR 3 MAIN EVENTS
WE'RE GOING ANOTHER 2 HOURS BABYYYY

>>18227055
going to miss Hanger's win

>>18227025
I don’t really like blacks or horses but she’s all sweaty and her pussy lips are swallow the ring gear, that’s over with me brother.
Still can’t get a crowd reaction though.

Toni's a genius

I hope nobody here is actually under the impression that Toni is winning

I’m ready for Toni to move on from this gimmick

>>18227045
Agreed it pops the fuck out of me every time.

Dimeless sucks

>adam cole dying
>now tony dying

>>18227061
YES YES YES HAHAHAHAHAAH YESSSSSSS

Really highlighting all the MAGA hats in the audience

>>18227068
i will stop watching wrestling if she ever moves from this gimmick

>thirsting for a horse

>doing the old infrared trick to add red to b&w

we TCM now boys

SHADES OF KURT COBAIN AT READING FESTIVAL 93

What was that? I couldn't understand a thing

Toni’s thighs lookin my squishy bros

Holy shit, thus is the Schindler's List filter, black & white and red.

KINO

I feel like if Sasha was going to win they would have put the TBS title on the line right

TECHANOLOGIA!

Bros I am hyped for young bucks vs edge and Christian IDC

>>18227061
>ANOTHER 2 HOURS
3 1/2 actually

>>18227040
ronaldo is the biggest self mark in history, probably would have made a dimes wrestler

big match here

Mone needs to twerk

How the fuck did they turn the entire arena black and white bros??

Need Mercedes to blade

did Mercedes robe have Steph Vacquer written on it?

OP here. New gamethread at 290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

>>18227085
kek

Nah this is too awesome, Toni doesn’t need ass straps to be over

Actual fucking cinema

Dimeless has disgusting thighs

They need the 8K cameras from WWE for these entrances. No shame in stealing

Megakino

CINEMA

what the fuck is that make up?

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LETS
GO
TONI
YOURE THE BEST WOMENS WRESTLER
ALIVE

>>18227068
I'm ready for you to move on from your mortal coil

C E O C E O

>>18227093
>loses his 169th title match
>still hasn't won
>cries and shits himself and breaks down like he does every time

MERCEDES OILED UP TITTIES

What match ends first, Moxley/Page or Gunther/Goldberg?

damn Mercedes titties looking good in that outfit

>>18227100
you are so autistic lmao

Merecedes biting her lip hnnnng

What happened to this Toni?

>Coming out with the cane
I was waiting for the Gene Wilder Wonka roll

>>18227045
Reminder to thank pic related.

Is this the first match for Aubrey? I don’t remember seeing her all night.

>>18227091
You know Kenny vs Okada is going 90 minutes

>>18227077
this but unironically

>Triplemania event

Hey isn't that the girl who used to Sheamus?
She's AEW women's champion now? That's crazy

i feel a nip slip coming

>triple main event
lol

NORMAL GRAPS BUT A HORSE GAL

>>18227111
She lives in a society

BEATIS MORTOS GETS TO FUCK THAT????

SMOL CARAMEL TITTIES IN MY MOUTH YUMMY

NEW THREAD
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>>18227085
I'LL JUMP OVER EXCALIBUR AND WEAR YOU OUT

I think this match is the final test as to whether or not tony has gotten a clue with booking this past year or so

I have faith

>>18227126
Buddy’s wife!!!

>>18226994
My bad, that's a fake picture

Is that booboo face?

just tuned in and there's a tranny on my screen, what the fuck is this

>>18227128
He has been supremely good backstage.
Thank you based RJ

>Mercedes Mone
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18227126
>got a clue
>got a criterion channel membership
>got a TCM membership
>go into the classics
>accepted popcorn
>joined letterboxd
>outclassed Ehrlich and D'Angelo

>Toni loses
>Moves on a decade

Dimeless Anthony Storm is a man

>>18227129
2 horses
1 ring

>>18227126
Hot but just too generic

>>18226964
Neither, it's car-a-mel

>>18227111
it's called being based
>>18227130
127 actually

NEW THREAD
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>>18227150
BASED

I don't think I have it in me to watch Saturday Nights Main event after this bros. Too much wrestling today.

>>18227126
Back when Rhea didn't look like a man.
Also Toni with long hair looks way better. I miss her 80s rock gimmick so much

>>18226961
forward roll drills in the warehouse

Hilarious Toni

There's a fucking thunderstorm outside
I'm high as a kite
Okada wins
The world title belt isn't in the briefcase

>>18227179
I was expecting this show to end a little after 6, could've used that hour for a break. I'm probably gonna watch it later too.

>flails around on the canvas
>crowd goes wild
That's called star power.

>>18227172
love this, great way of inflating the numbers and making the show seem bigger than it is

BEAST MORTOS FUMING/SLIGHTLY AROUSED RN

Best actress

>>18227237
Mortos will attack Luther

>>18227008
FUCKING BASED TONEDAWG 2BH

That was uncalled for

BOO THIS WOMAN

HIS LUTHER BALLS

BASED LUTHER

Damn, Toni is taking some bumps

DON'T DISRESPECT LUTHER
HE'S A JAPANESE HARDCORE WRESTLING LEGEND FFS!

>>18227061
LOCKED
IN

>>18227093
He just signed a new contract for 400 million euros a year, that's like 12 dollars per second:
https://nitter.poast.org/NoodleHairCR7/status/1937926053743214641#m