Thread 18228281

Live from State Farm Arena in Atlanta, Georgia.

Tonight's card:

World Heavyweight Championship -- Gunther (c) vs. Goldberg

LA Knight vs. Seth Rollins

Randy Orton vs. Drew McIntyre

United States Championship -- Solo Sikoa (c) vs. Jimmy Uso

>World Heavyweight Championship -- Gunther (c) vs. Goldberg
lol

>>18228281 (OP)
No one’s watching this fat faggoty tranny pedophile slop

imagine watching this slop right now

Brock Chads we're back!!

>>18228326
Did you really think Goldberg was going to win? This is probably his retirement match.

>>18228345
Well its not on yet so you can't

>>18228345
Don't you have your aew right now? Yet you still come here

why come pEdrones claim they don't watch AEW but it took 20 minutes before showtime for someone to finally bake a SNME gamethread? aren't WWE gamethreads usually posted 24 hours early?

>>18228281 (OP)
Finally some real wrestling

i got 20 minutes to get some food ready, nice

>>18228345
The few aew fans are watching slop right now

Waiting for Buddy.

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

>>18228458
WWE hasn’t started yet apparently

NO WOMEN'S MATCHES TONIGHT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

LINK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvEUOSdy838

>>18228281 (OP)
>Only 4 matches

Enjoy your 75 minutes of commercials

>>18228528
Sounds like buddy.

>>18228492
Kek what a plushie player

Imagine Bret Hart comes out tonight and pulls a 2010 HBK moment with Goldberg

>>18228281 (OP)
>United States Championship -- Solo Sikoa (c) vs. Jimmy Uso

I CAN SEE IT NOW
>Headbutt
>Spear
>Suicide Dive
>Super Kick
>Splash
>Samoan Drop
>Turnbuckle Hip Attack

Saved you the trouble of watching Rikishi's booked match.

>>18228335
You're right. No one is watching aew

>>18228678
Dimes

>>18228492
Who has the LA Knight in the hot tub webm?

finally
wrestling is on

>>18228281 (OP)
Fuck off piggiE
I'm watching the first ever 8 star match on American soil. No one cares bout your Saturday Night Slop Event.

Zirs had their turn, now it's time for straight mens wrestling.

>>18228281 (OP)
Brock returning will make me forget about LA Knight jobbing.

Omega vs Okada is good btw. None of the matches in your shitty children’s show can compare.

>>18228757
>Omega vs Okada is good btw
lol, lmao
That gook uses a tombstone as a transition move

>>18228757
gook shit lmao

>>18228816
Isn’t that iyo?

TOGETHER

Only 4 matches? Do they usually only have 4? No girls match? Surely they'd want to promote tomorrow's Evolution?

THEN NOW

>>18228757
>gay anal is good btw! lol it fucking owns straight sex so much better vagina-drones!
Nobody gives a fuck dude, stick to your thread

>>18228858
its only a 2 hour show bro

>>18228858
>No girls match
Fuck you simps

>>18228858
>Surely they'd want to promote tomorrow's Evolution?

That would be intelligent yes.

That would be intelligent.

kek did baked get nuked

>Jimmy Johns sponsoring tonight's show
Brock is coming back tonight, isn't him?

>>18228281 (OP)
No one is watching this fucking garbage

>Cringy Roll
Jesus I hate celebrities

gigapop for jelly roll

>>18228918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvEUOSdy838

>>18228924
Me when buddy isn’t on tv.

Hangman vs. Mox is starting now, y'all can switch over to SNME in 40 minutes when it's over

>Solo and Jimmy
My favourite jobber coconuts.

only 4 matches is a joke ting

Where is Tama?

Don't get it twisted. Goldberg is the star tonight. He's what normies want to see.

>>18228757
Doesn't matter
You have to sit through women's wrestling KEK

We luv LA Knight. Don't we folks?!

>>18228858
Most SNMEs only have 4-5 matches.

This opening is still DIMES

>>18228335
But enough about Small In Texas

>>18228959
injured

>>18228974
yasu

>>18228936
Oh I know it's on yt but I noticed earlier the site was gone. not much was lost anyway

>>18228957
Commercials eat up most of this show

>>18228924
But enough about aew

My peacock stream wont load, what do I do?

>>18228957
SNME is a house show please understand

wonder if jesse got fired

why does Saturday Night Main Event feel so much different than other WWE shows

I'm unironically excited for goontz vs oldberg

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>18228957
There's going to be like 45 minutes of commercials so they can't book too many.

>>18228920
They're not going to do that on free TV. It'll probably be Night 2 of SummerSlam.

We will never see a run like Goldberg again

>>18228991
Why are coconuts so fragile?

>>18229008
Same kek this is gonna be a train wreck

>>18228920
I will run through my house screaming if Lesnar returns tonight

>Jesse
Based

They still let Ventura commentate after he shit on the matches last time kek

L
A
KNIGHT
YEAH!

>>18229030
Wrestling was different at the time and now, nobody books like WCW 98.

Based Wade

>>18229007
Nostalgia? I grew up with WWF looking like this. The ring, the ref's outfits, it's all better than their current look.

Imagine the kino Jesse commentary during the Goldberg/Gunther match.

Surprised Jesse is here after that senile moment last time

THE DOOR VENTURA

>>18229007
It's the only wrestling show they make

WWE is a marketing company that markets itself using wrestling since roughly the steroid trial and Vince realized he was going to lose his company to WCW

BASED THEY GOT JESSE

Navy Seal Jesse Ventura

>>18228974
Did he betray the Orioles?

Where is this on in Australia?

Time to jobintyre

>>18229100

Youtube

>Still no McAfee
BASED

>>18229100
Probably netflix

Okada and Kenny shat the bed im switching to e slop

JELLY JELLY ROLL
JELLY JELLY ROLL

>>18229083
What did he do? I didn't watch last time.

By the end of this feud, people will be cheering Logan over Jelly Roll. Mark my words.

>>18229100
YouTube

Why does the YouTube stream say that it happened 11 hours ago?

despite being glorified house shows, having Jesse and Lillian makes this feel a bit special

>

Fuck Europoors for making the crowd singing entrance songs a thing

>celebrities getting involved in WWE matches again
what the fuck this isn't 2009 anymore, and I thought Vince was gone

>>18229100
https://www.youtube.com/live/cvEUOSdy838

They should do 80s new wave versions of their normal themes for SNME.

Who's this tattooed blob with Randall?

>>18229145
He called them out for that retarded cage match finish.

>Jelly Roll has 28 milly listeners every month on Spotify
I .....

>>18229159
>gassed amerimutt can't sing without losing his breath

THE ONLY THING I HATE ABOUT YOUTUBE IS THE 1000000000 GORRILLION ADS

>>18229184
>Who's this tattooed blob with Randall?

The average american, why ?

my mom popped for jelly roll.

Wait.. was this all pre-taped?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LDRicg715g

>>18229211
Nigga why aren't you using an adblocker?

What's the in universe explanation for Drew selling out and working with Logan

BASED

Jelly Roll is a man that brushes his teeth

If jelly roll dies of a heart attack in the ring would WWE be held accountable? or did he sign a voucher?

Are Logan and Drew friends?

LoGOD

Why is drew coming out with paul… wtf lmao.

>>18229245
SNME is different from WWE Main event

Jelly Roll has surprisingly white teeth for a fatass
most fat fucks i know irl have yellow/rotten teeth due to all the sugar and junk they consume

>>18229257
>or did he sign a voucher?
yeah he probably signed a waiver

>>18229248
It doesn't work on the Roku youtube app

Summerslam tag match preview

>>18229253
>>18229269
They’re both based bois

>>18229283
hes a gorillionaire anon they probably arent even his real teef

Imagine all the shit talking a full time Drew McIntyre and Logan Paul tag team could do

2 of my top 3 wrestlers are teaming up
This is great!

LOJEETS

>>18229159
kek I swear that shit is so fucking cringy
That's why most of the time I don't watch overseas PPVs live and on mute so I can skip the part where all the fucking man children try to hijack the show and make it about themselves
The ultimate cringe

>>18229269
Last minute booking the cerebral assassin strikes again.

THE NAKED GUN

>>18229283
Jelly Roll is rich so he can afford to get them professionally cleaned and veneered.

>>18229283
veneers

I still want someone to get killed by Drews ring pyro

Yeeeeah im not watching this crap until goldberg appears

>>18229309
two modern day GOATs

>governor jesse ventura
kek did they always list that?

yall niggas haters but paulverizer looks fucking sick and logan paul is actually a 5 star wrestler

>first commercial break 15 minutes in
not bad tbqh

>Commercial Break in progress
WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>>18229159
wasn't the catalyst of this shit the puerto rican crowd that didn't shut up for a single second during the whole show?

>>18229007
it's marketing to get more fans, hence why it's such kino

Let's go Drew

>>18229353
Why do doctors have people address them as doctors?

>>18229355
Paul has the best physical shape on the whole roster, and does cool moves.

>peacock finally figured out how to stop ad blockers after 3 years.
Damn

>>18229355
digits confirm

>>18228281 (OP)
This is so grim. AEW is miles ahead

No sell-out? Dear oh dear

>>18229355
ok but he's a -10000000 star human

>>18229269
absolute cringe, Drew has never been more buried

finner

>>18229377
What is it with wrestlers trying to get booked by James Gunn on Twitter?

>>18229355
"logan paul" "wrestler"

KWAB

thought logang was injured from his last match

>>18229363
NBC are the ones responsible for the commercials.
The last half hour is going to be hell

>>18229420
go back to your aew cointainment thread

>>18229365
It's somehow less annoying to watch this shit on NBC with the ads instead of nothing like on YouTube and Peacock.

>>18229377
Could Orton do the Batman voice?

>>18229377
I'm a bit tired of old batman, I want a young batman who doesn't look like a twink.

Reminder non-burgers can watch free on (You)tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvEUOSdy838

>>18229420
Paul's better in the ring than 90% of the male roster, he's a true scheming carny through and through too.

jelly's teeth are distracting

>no sells your chop
based

>>18229433
Did Temu Obama really had a melty this bad?

>>18229437
>Believing hating a dimeless shitter makes you an AEW fan
Keksimus Maximus

I just realized this is probably the first WWE card with zero women's matches in over a decade.

>>18229377
randy has too many tattoos to play bruce

jelly roll is an actual unit

>>18229377
Orton could maybe play Batman but he sure as hell doesn't fit for Bruce Wayne.

>>18229458
Veneers tend to look “too perfect”

>>18229355
I very much agreeing sarrr

DREW BROS...

Randy learned from Hogan in 2006 lol

kek randy almost botched it

Is drew still recovering from phil shooting on him with the toolbox. Fucking unsafe shitter almost killed him

What's Jelly Rolls moveset?

All In gamethread is beating us...

I do not care about celebrities.

Not like this drew sisters

>>18229397
In the mud

>>18229535
chokeslam, shoulder tackle. do you need anything else?

Dogshit finish tbqh.

Drew could be at All In right now

Drew Jobbertyre

jelly roll called paul a nigga

Well, that was a nothing match

Drewmulitation ritual continues

Fellow Drewbros i'm tired

Drew jobs AGAIN

kek Drew buried once again

this is number 1 bullshit

Shit finish lmao

DREWXIRS...ANOTHER LOSE

Drew bros... when will it be our time?

Idk who jelly roll is. I'm still stuck in the 90s music wise

>>18229511
LOGANBROS WE'RE GETTING BULLIED BY A FAT PEICE OF SHIT

>>18229544
I'm guessing even a lot of hardcore e-drone are skipping SNME. Between the constant commercials, house show booking, and oddly paced matches it's almost off putting.

here for goldberg potentially dying in the ring

JELLYSAWA

Things I've learned in this opening match:
> Jelly Roll is kayfabe stronger than Logan Paul and therefor also stronger than Randy Orton. Who knew.
>Drew McIntyre continues being a good soldier and job to everyone under the sun.

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

Loud jellyroll chants

Drew and Knight: The new J.O.B squad

based jelly roller

>>18229591
There's gonna be an adbreak the moment something interesting happens.

This shit is like watching 90 year old Mae Young "wrestle" and having to pretend she's good

Drew Fatu/Drew Uso when?

so how popular actually is jelly roll because I'd never heard of him, I get why they got a match out of Bad Bunny but

Love you Randers

JELLY SHOOTING

PW Insider gonna get another report from Drew himself about how pissed he was backstage after this

>>18229579
>I'm still stuck in the 90s music wise
oh he's a singer kek I thought he was an actor or some shit

JELLY ROLL IS KILL

LMAO he dropped like a sack of potatoes

>>18229544
Didn't that shit start hours ago?

We really are going to have a celebrity main even in ME and I don't mean tag team, I mean literally celeb vs eleb

BASED DREW

>>18229612
He's buddies with Dwayne

Sold that Claymore like death

>You fat piece of crap
Stop Drew, this is a familiar show

>>18229612
legit one of the biggest musicians in the world right now

>>18229535
The chokeslam is his finisher of course

RIP Jelly Roll. Drew was just too based.

HEEEEEEEEM

I feel like Jelly Roll actually hit Paul. Did anyone else see that?

HOPE HE SIGNED A VOUCHER

>>18229612
You've shoot never heard of him? He's over as fuck in the music world.

Jelly Roll has died

jelly roll is so fucking over with me bros

>>18229623
Preshow started 8 hours ago, main show started 6 hours ago

>>18229579
There are no actual big music stars anymore, since the Internet became big. Pop stars had to be establisehd before then. For reference Iron Maiden draws more than Taylor Swift

what's jelly's powerlevel?

>>18229640
Yeah I know he's a huge fat fucker but how popular is he really?

black ref looks goodt in the old school outfit and hair

Ngl Jelly sold the fuck out of that claymore. Not bad

>>18229623
>Didn't that shit start hours ago?
Just checked the stream and Mox hasn't bladed yet, so that shit probably has another 30 minutes to go.

Good Jelly sell

Jelly Roll sells better than half the roster for god's sake

THE JELLY HAS BEEN SQUEEZED
I REPEAT
THE JELLY HAS BEEN SQUEEZED

>>18229640
Doesn't he only have one song people give a shit about?

This is fucking amazing. I LOVE WWE!!!

>>18229659
only see him in WWE. dunno any of his songs. never heard of him otherwise

>>18229664
the way he fucking stiffed logan and then sold drews claymore like he died. he gets it more than a lot of wrestlers lmao

>>18229670
You're delusional if you think Taylor Swift isn't a draw.

>>18229675
https://x.com/refbaedaphwwe/status/1943866721531523251?s=46

she doesnt call herself ref bae for nothing

>>18229640
No one outside Cousinfucker-county, Tenessee knows him.

>>18229673
Half a wedding cake in one sitting.

>>18229686
The one he sings every time they drag him out to WWE? Yeah.

>>18229677
How long was the show? 6 hours? I remember it still being on when NXT ended

>>18229673
below Kevin Owens but above Karrion Kross

New Drew shirt just dropped on the shop.

>>18229716
you've definitely at least heard save me

>>18229702
Nice camera work I guess

>>18229719
If you count the preshow matches then it's closing in on 6 1/2 hours and still going.

>>18229673
Somewhere around Roman Reigns, but probably still weaker than Travis Scott who is the current reigning super champion.

Why is fucking snme presentation so much better than aew all in? I'm watching both, I'm trying to enjoy aew, I loved Okada vs Omega at wk, but no matter what it just seems like aew has such a shitty b tier presentation, sloppy, all over the place, amateur, almost homemade, I don't get it and the wrestling comes across as try hard. Is it just my brain because I'm more used to wwe?

yokozuna was phat

Looking forward to their Summerslam match now

already fuckin bored. this is unusual for an e piggo like me but this show is lamesauce

>>18229703
She's literally not even a mid-carder if this was still the 80's/90's. The biggest artists are still MJ/Beatles/Elvis, literally right now at this very moment, and no one will surpass them in the Internet era

>>18229773
yeah something about AEW's presentation is off

some shoot punches

>>18228345
I have two monitors. I double fisted AEW and NXT earlier and I can do it again.

Why do they recap shit that just happened again they stopped doing this for a few months after Vince got kicked out

>>18229773
AEW production all came from WWE washouts

Poor based Aldis having to deal with Pearce

YES!!! based WWE!

hey its ddp

why are they holding socks? lmao

>>18229773
AEW's production team makes some baffling decisions. It's almost like they've gotten worse than when AEW started.

I cant heard what any of then are saying kek

Damm the Rhea pop

monster poo for Rhea

logan paul is actually a nice person yall fell for the kayfabe

>>18229673
Tozawa

>They show women at SNME
Nooooo they're not advertising Evolution TKO wants it to fail!!!

>>18229749
Was Omega vs Okada any good? Or was it WWE Nakamura vs Styles type letdown?

Time for BET kino

DDP is right behind the desk.

Naomi looks Fat here

massive pop for KWEENS

KEKKK

>>18229821
Shoes are out
Socks are the new meta

WOLDSTAR WOLDSTAR WOLDSTAR WOLDSTAR WOLDSTAR WOLDSTAR

giga pop for iyo!!!

naomi vs jade in atlanta.. das rite

>>18229814
You get on tv when your seat is upgraded

Imagine getting to sit next to Rhea

Naomi is fat

Why do they still call Rhea "Mami"?

Get the womemes of my screen. I only decided to watch this shit because I saw no womeme match on the card.

>>18229790
Her tours have set sales records. You can't count album sales in the current era since almost everyone streams everything.

>>18229841
>Moments from disaster

>>18228858
kwab

Naomi needs her puffy hair as heel

wtf when did i open a worldstar tab

>>18229773
It feels more like a stageplay to me than WWE does. I can't describe it better, but I know what you mean.

this is dimes

kek based brawl, naomi is good as a heel

>>18229835
nta, I only saw the last half and it was just finisher spam. Some kino dropkicks from Okada tho.

>>18229856
I wish that was me

Gotta love Naomi

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>>18229871

>>18229857
She eating with the Fatus

>>18229884
no

naomi lookin extra thicc tonight

>general manager segment
Always kino.

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>18229867
Elvis, MJ and Beatles rule streaming. You had to be astablished before 1995 to get that big,

why can't this kween theater shit end

>>18229903
yes!

>>18229821
It's his first pair he's ever owned. Good on WWE to give him some

>>18229857
And that's a good thing

Lol has drew ever won a feud?

So exhausted of the screeching hysterical niggress act already

Huh... that commercial had the bald dude from The Guild (that old YouTube show that got Felicia Day famous).