Thread 18228727

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MAIN CARD:
>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page: AEW World Championship Texas Death Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. The CEO Mercedes Moné: AEW Women’s World Championship Match
>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada vs. AEW International Champion Kenny Omega: AEW Unified Championship Match
>Will Ospreay & Swerve Strickland vs. The Young Bucks: EVP Titles on the Line
>The Hurt Syndicate (c) vs. JetSpeed (Kevin Knight & Speedball Mike Bailey) vs. The Patriarchy (Christian Cage & Nick Wayne): AEW World Tag Team Championship Match
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Dustin Rhodes : 4-Way TNT Championship Match
>The Opps (c) vs. Death Riders: AEW World Trios Championship Match
>Men’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW World Championship
>Women’s Casino Gauntlet for a Shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship

Wtf was that

MODS SERIOUSLY DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND STOP THE THREAD SPLITTING

LIL KAZUUUUU

I was told Okada would put the effort in
When?

we're entering second gear folks

wew lad

Kino.
For once OP isn't a faggot and has a plan to counter thread splitting.

Buddy kicked out of the rainmaker :)

Now the match has started.

>>18228762
>end of act one

WTF IS HAPPENING

>>18228780
did he?

DON CALLIS YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH

>>18228753
he cute

>Tony made Okada and Omega feel like regular guys.
You are seeing how washed they are and still try and put this on the based Tonedawg.

FUCK YOU DON CALLIS

FUCK

OMFG

>>18228788
Yes! And aew fans got really mad!!

THIS IS A FAKE GAMETHREAD. REAL THREAD HERE. WE'RE ACTUALLY AT #32:
>>18228647
>>18228647
>>18228647

YOU SONOFA BITCH

DON CALLUS WORKING ME INTO A SHOOT

time for the sports entertainment

I really though Okada was going to kick out of the OWA there

OWA
OH NO
WTF IS THAT SHIT

>>18228774
OP has been based today even when he ran out of threads

I NEED ANOTHER SHITTER OUT HERE STAT

Need webm of Ibushi giving Kenny his energy

>>18228807
paul you suck at this

LET'S GO KENNIII

>>18228794
Yes anon, Tony controls time itself and moved it forward to age Okada & Kenny.

>>18228812
I thought about it but nah, not for Texas

AUBREY EDWARDS JUST TURNED HEEL ON KENNY OMEGA

Okada's best match in AEW, obviously

>doing the lil naitch spot with this annoying bitch
legit shoot embarrassing

The one winged fairy is one of the worst kayfabe shattering moves of all tie, if not the absolute worst.

>muh second gear
Stfu nerds

>>18228807
kill yourself

>Okada isn’t putting in the effort
Kenny better win holy shit

KEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

if okada kicks out of the OWA i will stream myself fishing

dubs and callis pulls the bitch out the ring for another stomp

>stream cut off and went to SNME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>another ref sees Callis annihilate the ref
>runs out to fill in for the ref instead of just disqualifying him and calling the police

>>18228727 (OP)
Don't think I've ever seen Okader actually sweat since he came to AEW

>>18228852
Grim!

>>18228812
>Implying he will let anyone other than Ibushi (for the second time) do that

>>18228851
He's only sweating because of the weather.

>>18228842
nah it's based

>>18228852
Me when catering is empty and Deonna hasn't eaten yet

>>18228850
he accidently stepped on the ref when trying to step over him

>>18228851
Maybe during the Pac match

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FINISH

>>18228851
japs don't sweat that easily in general

WOW

I need to poop

shades of lil naitch

HANGER IS WINNING

:(

BASED MATCH

Based

RED ALERT
RED ALERT

SNME IS ON THE AIR

THE 2 MAJOR BRANDS IN THE WORLD ARE HEAD TO HEAD

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SICKO BROS I AM SO ALIVE RN

don't like that finish

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO

He has the best fucking dropkick

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

match ruined by shenanigans

>Omega vs Okada but if HHH booked it
Tony can go fuck himself

I need Hanger to win like I need air in my lungs

huh

son of a bitch

JOBMEGA

Shit finish

>That finish
Well that sucked

>>18228887
based tonedog is making sure that this PPV outruns all e-shit

>>18228887
which show sold more tickets?

I hated the Don Callis shit but good match

3 1/2 stars

>>18228852
On the very first pinfall, after the 2 count she tried to reposition her body and pose for attention.

The ref tried to take attention from Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada in AEW's biggest NA PPV ever.

I blame that faggot dubs anon

>FUCK DON CALLIS
*clap clap clap*
>FUCK DON CALLIS
*clap clap clap*
>FUCK DON CALLIS
*clap clap clap*

no...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fucking Callis

FUCK
kenny omega

5.25 stars.

>>18228887
annoying, I need to bring out 2 streams now

that was their worst match by far :(

>he didnt hit the pose before the finish
DIMELESS

Kennybros...

WTF Ibushi do something

heartbroken for Kenny bros :(

Kennybros..

KAZUCHIKA MOTHERFUCKING OKADA
put some goddamn respect on his name!!

never watched any of their supposed classics in Japan but that was a pretty good match

Very WWE esque final 5 minutes. Ruined it a little

>>18228900
if it was just Don pulling out the ref it wouldnt have been as egregious but Rocky being even a small part was dumb as shit

3*

Good match but the worst one between them

This match was obviously going to suck but you worked yourselves into thinking it'd be heckin' epic. You have only yourselves to blame for your own disappointment desu.

>Okada not trying
>Callis involved several times
>Ref bump
Lads this sucked

solid 3

>>18228941
Why? It was good shit

Hangman is winning tonight.

what a bust.

Rainmaker theme is so fucking good man

WHERE THE FUCK WAS IBITCHI

FINISH THE REDEMPTION ARC HANGER

BREATHE IN
BREATH OUT
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT

>>18228970
worst of their series though

Wait it's OVER?

Don wearing the Pope Prada shoes made of human skin.
This was not a 7 star bangerino bros.
This was a Dynamite main event level match. Getting old sucks.

Buddy had a better match with okada. Truly he is the better Kenny.

This way they end their rivalry at 2-1-2

Okada's finisher is a lariat? what a shitshow

I understand Kenny wants to build his friends and get other people over but I think at this point people just want to cheer on Kenny as a champion

having not watched the other matches, I'd say this probably was the weakest between all of them
but it was still good

>>18228972
Nah

glad I switched over to SNME

Does he know where he's at right now?

i knew it would never live up to the other 4 matches but yh it was a real dud man, god i miss 2016 njpw

MOXLEY
HANGMAN

WHO YA GOT????


LAST CHANCE TO LOCK IN!!!!

https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRQPGyQ

https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRQPGyQ

https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRQPGyQ

Time for the Rise, Recession and Redemption of Hangman Adam Page

What the fuck was that finish? Straight out of WWE

bros are official on NIP watch
we may be getting NIPS shortly
STANDBY

>>18229004
Same problem as Bryan, they want to give back but the fans want them

>>18228949
the aew UNIFIED CHAMPIONSHIP IS AROUND AN AMERICAN WAISTLINE
WHERE IT DESERVES TO BE
WHERE IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE
FUCK KENNY OMEGA
AND FUCK CANADIANS
USA
USA
USA

>>18229016
Mox and it's not even close.

Why don't they call it the AEW Worldwide Championship?

>>18229004
AEW needs a heel champ if hangman is going over

>>18228941
There was no way this match was going to be better than their NJPW matches. The WK11 match was almost 9 years ago. Both their bodies were fucked back then, they're extra fucked now.

This whistling bitch can GET IT

>>18229021
kino

>>18229029
wut

qt

>>18229025
https://psp-tv.com/r/CozyTube

>>18228849
>>18229025
lmao

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE FUCK YES

This better be good, I'm not feeling super great about this PPV

desu this was the right choice
not only now they're tied again but this establishes Okada as a bigger deal other than just the stuff he did in Japan

>>18228932
EVERYONE GETS A LIVE PERFORMANCE

>>18229025
YOU WILL WATCH OLDBERG

holy fuck she can WHISTLE

>>18229013
Having him do this is shoot elder abuse

>PREDICT TONIGHTS DEATHMATCH SPOT
im prediciting barefoot thumbtacks

>>18229016
HANGER UP

every match other than the women's gauntlet has underdelivered

Big fight feel.

WHO YOU GOT WINNING BROS?

I GOT MOXLEY RETAINING UNFORTUNATELY.

>>18229047
That dress any lower you can straight up see her puss

>>18229025
kek, you broke bitch

HOLY FUCKING KINO

>>18229068
Mox shoot dies

alright this country opening is pretty good

>>18229039
i think cause it’s only a temporary championship. it will probably be split by the end of the year at World’s End

>>18228842
cult of cornette is cringe and so are you

welp looks like aew finished
time to watch SNME

>>18229016
hangman is getting gaped tonight

Kino Ennio Morricone music

THE PROTAGONIST OF AEW

Based classic hanger theme

>>18229061
I remember my brother called a Hulk Hogan phone line and my parents got mad at him

OH MY SCIENCE

IT'S THE HECKIN OLD THEME

>>18229064
he's actually my second cousin in-law kek, hope he has a banger to close his career out

I spent 20 bucks on a gacha game to strip one of the waifus in her new skin and it wasn’t good.

I wanna fuck this whistling bitch

>>18229056
using the main theme instead of the carrion final duel one
lame

COWBOY SHIT

>>18229095
That’s ENNIO MORICONE YOU PLEB

TUMMY WINDOWS SEXO

>>18229098
no lie detected

THAT'S MY MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm crying right now bros.

THEY CALL HER WHISTLING WENDY

BASED THEME

Marian better be here
She better do some fun things

very much like how Flair and Steamboat wound down. Respectable but not a classic.

Ennio Morricone was the GOD of movie music

Called the old theme like a month ago

Such good shit pal

>>18229065
shes killing it wtf
imagine what else she can do

i’m in love bros

Need Darby and Eddie to save this show desu

KICK HIS FUCKING ASS HANGER

>interference in men's gauntlet
>interference in women's gauntlet
>interference in kenny vs okada
>ya better believe there's finna be interference in this match

ENOUGH WITH THE LIVE CONCERT ENTRANCES FFS it's simple a wrestler and a cool song why do they need to do this le ebin crap?

I'm already emotional

THE NGM AM PA

>>18229108
>admitting to being jewish

>>18229104
one protagonist just lost, let's see how this one does

>death match
>white jeans

HE'S GETTING HIS DICK RIPPED OFF TONIGHT

His other theme was better

>>18229109
NIKKE?

HANGMAN WINNING CONFIRMED

I miss Hangman Bullet Club era

good intro so far

Been a Hanger fan since his NJPW days comin out with the noose

Glad he’s properly getting the company put on his back like a true top babyface.

Is this the true detective song folks

LET'S GO HANGMAN!!!!!

>>18229150
I enjoyed it

>>18229154
>>18229122
You’re an emotionally stunted man

>>18229129
The music from The Thing will randomly creep into my head randomly throughout the day.

OMEGA V OKADA RANKINGS
1
4
2
3
5

kino subtle camera man thinking hanger coming out of heel side then swinging to face side

>>18229158
She's fast!

>>18229189
A generous 3

>he worked alongside IMMIGRANTS
>they shaped his VALUES
Soicalibur strikes again

>>18229189
Hangman looks like a million bucks

HUNGMEN OUR TIME IS NOW

>>18229150
just imagine the day you walk into the dick sucking factory and they play this just for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyhGcvlyucM&list=RDMyhGcvlyucM&start_radio=1

you'll finally feel like it's worth it

CINEMA

>>18229175
Remember when Tanahashi said he'd suck the poison out of him?

>>18229189
>3.9

that's my guy. the real bitw

FACE MUSIC CONFIRMED!
HANGMAN BROS!
WHERE WE AT???

MARINA

NIPS

NOW

>>18229013
>>18229067
kek

>>18229191
I loved that detail, excellent stuff

Mmmmm, that's badass

>>18229200
wtf now i want mox to win

>>18229175
You might be the first person to say that

Dubs and Mox retains

>>18229150
watch a movie ya fuckin pleb

>>18229189
2.5

THIS MATCH SPONSORED BY REDDY ICE

Unironically presenting himself as Anxious Millenial Cowboy made it so he’s cringe forever.
Also, wasn’t he calling himself “The Liar” for a few weeks. That was over with me actually. He should just be “The Liar” Adam Page

>face theme
>the camera switching from the heel's side to the face's
yeah, this is good

HARD NIPS MARINA CRUSH MY BALLS AND CALL ME A PUSSY PLEASE

Just imagine after the last year we find out the title ISN'T in the briefcase

Is Bryan coming back tonight

THE TMNT MOBILE HAS ARRIVED

>>18229200
why are modern day nazis so soft? you wouldn't last 1 day in stalingrad

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

>>18229189
on a real scale barely 4, on meltzer raped and gaped scale probably 5.25

kino

OP here. New gamethread at 290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

>>18229168
No it’s a western game called kings throne. Waifus have “dates” where they strip and their skins also have different images and poses.

I miss the Goatmobile

>>18229207
Tana said WHAT

>>18229244
Roddy please

THAT SUMBITCH STOLE MAH TRUCK-BOAT-TRUCK

>>18229158
the kike blood tells me not to drop $50 on this shit when I could easily afford it

FUCK THAT LITTLE QUEER SON OF A TOBACCO FARMER.

>>18229198
>>18229208
>>18229230
Retards I was ranking their matches

>Main event
>Stream starts shitting itself

>>18229233
wah I love immigrants and my hecking fellow man fuck it I hope Mox wins

>>18229189
I think nobody understood you, anyways 4 > 1 > 2 > 3 > 5

whatever happened with Stat joining them

Death Riders theme is on my gym playlist

>>18229207
Tana working the fujos

>>18229235
>yeah, this is good
But is it better than that thing I like?

>>18229189
5, but 4 because they didn’t adapt to the American crowd

I need to piss so bad bros. Why didn't I go during the hype package

if Mox went to turkey and took proper pills, AEW would be worth multiple billions of dollars

>>18229276
Kys Peepfag

mox is such a geek wtf is this

>>18229273
Too bad fucko, you get a 3

>>18229243
shut the fuck up faggot, he just watched the new Superman and wanted to regurgitate some jewish nonsense like the redditor he is

>>18229239
I want Marina to call me a pussy while Serena Deeb crushes my testicles with repeated strikes from the deeb dojo flagpole

>>18229189
2 > 1 > 3 >4 >5

>>18229244
Marina is NOT for sexuals

>>18229285
it sounds kinda like a melvins song. i dig it

Ding-dong diddley based

>>18229273
you're just a no fun faggot retard. Go back to masturbating to BBC.

>>18229065
>>18229095
>>18229123
>>18229133
>>18229136
This is peak culture: simplicity is absolute beauty. Not some retard negro whining like a high-estrogen bitch about how much drugs he didn'tget to consume yet or how many obese STD-ridden baby mommas he fucked

Just talked to Tony backstage, we're getting a surprise

Fucking Tow Mater

Mox’s entrance is the best of the night and it’s just them riding a truck out.

Marina knows what she was doing wearing a white top

NEW THREAD
>>18229042
>>18229042
>>18229042
>>18229042

>>18229304
nah he's badass, like if a TAPOUT T-shirt was a person

>>18229320
not if your name is roderick at least

>>18229243
>Gets so offended he immediately resorts to calling his political opposition "Nazis"
You wouldn't last one day in the Siege of Leningrad, commie

>>18229243
>muh nazis

>>18229320
Yes she is. Thats why she's in the stable

>>18229262
Early is over with me bro

NEW THREAD
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>>18229348
>>18229348
>>18229348
>>18229348

>>18229343
k i l l y o u r s e l f

Darby coming to save the day

I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE WHATS IN THE BRIEFCASE

MARINA'S SUCKABLE NIPPLES

NER NIPPLES ARE ROCK HARD AGAIN BROS
YES HAHAHAHAA

>>18229373
renee's head

Wouldn't a Texas Death match taking place in Texas just be called a Death match?

>>18229347
>>18229349
the 6th army was annihilated

>>18228868
kek

>>18229040
Okada is not the answer. He fucking sucks now

OMG

Fuck

JEEZUS FUCKIN CHRIST

HOLY SHIT KEK.

>>18229373
Epstein files

>>18229200
Seethe pussy