Saturday Night Main Event GAMETHREAD #2

we miss you TONGOAT LOA

>>18229871 (OP)
holy shit he crazy

>>18229871 (OP)
still not watching an oldkike match

BIANCA

nick aldis has it out for naomi

Holy fucking kween pop

>someone in the 32nd row is playing monkey noises from their phone
from some rando on X
based if true

gigapop for bianca but I was hoping it would be the codemeister

SEXO CON MUJERES NEGRAS

Bitches be crazy

forgot Bianca was missing kek

>>18229871 (OP)
LIVE LINK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvEUOSdy838

>7 grown men have trouble pulling apart 2 women
Embarrassing.

Womeme and black, I couldn't care less

All kweens on deck, just need Lash Legend

Cody got the right idea

Did Tony Khan move All In's start time so that it wouldn't be airing during SNME?

Bianca heel turn incoming.

>>18229871 (OP)
Didn't Bianca massively fuck up last time she was a referee leading to the 3-way match at mania?

Im nutting hard asf

YE YEYE YE YE YE

fuck now i have to decide if i will hold my coom tomorrow for the match

cameraman knows what he is doing

>>18229926
Cody couldn't be the ref for a kween match, he's too busy gooning out back during it.

>general manager segment
Are these always kino?

damn he aged like fine wine, good for the old man

AEW fags did Okada finally stop phoning it in tonight?

>>18229934

>>18229936
Wrestlers have superhuman strength

DDP won't age

DDP

>>18229942
>Lash
SKEEERRT

I miss the 90s bros

boobies and fake pink nipples

>>18229954
No! Its just a coincidence that he moved it after SNME got announced

>>18229954
yes

>>18229979
based maharaja enjoyer

>>18229979
So sad what happened to this guy that Air India flight man...

Maybe they should leave a little doubt in Goldberg losing tonight to add additional excitement to the main event?

the better uso

Championshear

>>18230016
he's winning

>>18229954
>moving your WrestleMania so it doesn't compete with a free TV show full of commercials

>>18229998
What if she somehow had pink nips
wouldn't that be weird lol

Based Big Jim

weak entrance shitter

LARGE JAMES

Why is Roxy’s face flat?

why does big jim uso have castlevania music

>Ran an ad for evolution
I thought they haven't been promoting the show?

This Evolution feels cursed unlike the first one, I have a bad feeling bros

>goldberg wins
>seth cashes in
>la night beats seth for the belt
Based

>>18229957
If she stops acting like ghetto child and starts acting schizo like Naomi, I really hope you're right.

>>18229997
I miss the 70s when the enamel they used to paint those cups would seep into the soda and poison all the fat kids.

>>18230028
when you put it like that it sounds really pathetic

Will Drew ever win a feud?

>>18230042
Worn down by culo blanco

>>18230042
Many years of sticking your face in culo blanco does that

>>18229969
Cody doesn't have to goon to kweens. They all want to fuck him

>>18229871 (OP)
why does he look like that

>>18230053
because HHH didn't want to make another one but was forced by TKO

>>18230057
I MUST YEAH BUT I HAVE NO DUMMIES

>>18230028
Imagine a WrestleMania night moved to 3 hours earlier because AEW runs a special edition of Collision later.
Seriously why is poop dick wrestling spammed here so much, they can't lace WWE's boots as of now.

I can't wait to see all those beautiful Black Kweens sharing a ring tomorrow night, bros. I'm finna gonna coom all over myself.

If any of you anons haven't seen the original Naked Gun movies then you are missing out on kino.

>>18230057
>getting your hopes up again for Knight
Fool

>>18230069
he's in testing mode, they're evaluating if Drew can job without getting bitchy, just like seff jobbed for 3 years and was awarded the WHC

>>18230066
>>18230028
It's even worse when you realize it's just a free Youtube show for anyone outside the US

bruh on aew somebrudy popped his bonce ronce around the cornew and des he gona sasd ewrg

>>18229871 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RimQMJ5Mw50

I still remember when SNME was good.

>>18230136
what

>>18230136
this nigga drunk!

>Jimmy John's
BROCK IS BACK?

>>18229954
At this point I think he moved it so the shit wouldn't finish at 2 in the morning on the east coast. God damn, it's still on.

TAKIN IT ALL

>Barely 100k viewers on youtube
So grim. WWE is finished.

Jimmy John is toasting sandwiches now? What a betrayal

>MFT
whats it mean

I LOVE! YOU! SOLO!!!

>>18230136

they should make a PLE in Hawaii

>>18230175
mother fucking tongans

>>18230163
Burgers and pizza and chicken and tacos! Eating it all!

I love my wife.

Solo is going over
He needs to look strong for his reign

>talla tanga
i still kek everytime

>>18230155
>>18230156
>>18230186

who /taking it all/ here??

>>18230148
Sid in red trunks is always weird looking

>>18230175
My Family Tree

>>18230175
Mauris, Fijis and Tongans

Is that...is that TRILLO TENGU? THE 5472th COUSIN TWICE REMOVED OF RIKISHI FATU THE ROCK DWAYNSON?

>United States Championship -- Solo Sikoa (c) vs. Jimmy Uso

I CAN SEE IT NOW
>Headbutt
>Spear
>Suicide Dive
>Super Kick
>Splash
>Samoan Drop
>Turnbuckle Hip Attack

Saved you the trouble of watching Rikishi's booked match.

talla tonga is such a based name. new generation ass name

>>18230206
>join aew
>get brain damage
Many such cases

These niggas aren't even NWO Wolfpac. They're NWO 2000.

Jimmy is the Michaels

Solo getting the belt was wise he's peak entertainment lately and I even like JC

Jeff Cobb always looked like a giant in New Japan. Are japs really that small?

Roman is returning. I got the script btw

Remember Jimmy vs Jey at Mania?

>>18230230
Dimes

>>18230230
jimmy does a whisper in the wind

Which is the Main Event? Seff vs Knight or Gunther vs Goldberg?

calling it now: Tango Mango is interfering.

is she wearing a wig?

>>18230228
Why yes, by sum gosh darn luck we've managed to gain THREE MORE SAMOANS in a couple of months

so like, is brock coming back and trashing both gunther and goldber?

>>18230236
He definitely filled out the stable

>>18230258
yeah

>>18230265
it was bad

>>18230277
the cellphone call shit is clearly brock

>>18230270
GvG so Seff can interrupt

>>18230259
Not on this show

>>18230305
Goldbergs last match isnt ending dusty

Mmmmm

>Already being a dick
Solo is a terrible leader

>>18230327
Booba

I'm drinking an ICE COLD Dr Pepper and it's so fucking good

>>18230277
Sure hope so

>>18230277
Brock is coming back riding a bomb

>>18230327
if this bitch is not into pegging and emasculating men i will be SO pissed
she's stealing our culture

Roman Reigns is returning as SUMMER SLAM night 2 AHH YESSIR

>>18230346
For me it's Dr Pepper Zero

I just finished cumming deep inside her and now watching WWE.

You guys should unironically take Magnesium and Potassium vitamins. More than half of the population is lacking in it apparently

>>18230331
Solo is over with me when he's acting goofy like in MITB.

>>18230346
>>18230387
For me it's BEER but Dr. Pepper was pretty good back when I drank soda

>most ads are about goyslop

>>18230359
She’s not!!

>>18230400
I'm taking it all

>>18230396
Who?

I was at the grocery store. What happened Jellychads???

>>18230327
I WATCH FOR SHE

>>18230419

>>18230346
Drink water dude

>>18230396
Pics

Its over

>>18230411
The internet has made it so people look up things that are good, so now ads are just things that suck and need to be advertised on TV to ever be sold.

jimmy german wtf kek

cute ref

>>18230400
But you get the amount you need from food, unless you just eat trash.

>>18230420
Gf(for now…)

>>18230346
For me, its Baja Blast

>>18230396
Smell her seat

>>18230422
He got claymore kick

>>18230422
we won bro we beat the shit out of nepo paul

>>18230460
Post more

I want big Jim to rail me

Huh... that commercial had the bald dude from The Guild (that old YouTube show that got Felicia Day famous).

>>18230458
Majority of people eat trash. That's the thing.

Has TJPW's america tour been any good? I can't stand Veda Scott on commentary.

>The Naked Gun ad
Is it shoot 1981?

Well the AEW event was a shitfest but at least the Hangman vs Moxley match delivered, thank god I skipped coconut opera.

Big Jim is so much better than Jey wtf man

Incredible how much better Jimmy is than Jey

Based Big Jim

>>18230519
it was fine.

based solo

BIG DIMES CORKSCREW OFF THE TOP

Kek

Jimmy was the one who started the yeet shit. Why didn't he take off

Talla Tonga getting Stacy Kiebler's gimmick

kek rikishi is gonna seethe

His shoulders were up but I guess who cares.

>Big Jim
>nah nigga I got a real nigga he TALLA

I see

>>18230542
>Moxley match delivered
Did Okada vs Omega deliver?

BASED

>>18230230
Jimmy just did all of these and it didn't work.

Jimmy has the charisma, is better in the ring, can talk, and has Naomi. Why didn’t they make him the yeetman lmao

>>18230546
Forreal even if solo wins Jim spiritually won by taking out all the boys. Also Talla helping win with his foot like that looked ridiculous kek

>Muslim gimmick

I dont know when or why they started calling him big jim but its dimes kek

>>18230581
solo and jimmy are brothers...

THE TALIBAN IS HERE! RUN SOLO!

>>18230595
Because he didn't say yeet first

What was the point in him wearing a mask...?

>coming out for the save after big jim is already dead
kek

Why is he dressed like ICE?

>>18230586
Nah it was a shitfest, too boring, too slow, interventions, and the worse of all the shitiest finisher with the stupid lariat from Okada.
Both are out of their prime

>taller tonga

>>18230638
To hide his ugly face

Talla Tonga moveset:

>Boot
>Boot
>Boot
>Boot

>>18230595
The numerous DUIs

JACOB "IM THAT NIGGA" FATU

God it was obvious Fatu was running out. Talla should've raped him

>>18230653
based

what's that shirt

>>18230653
he lacks the moveset Haku had

Fatu zombie dance is dimes

>>18230669
Talla kinda won

>>18230653
every tall nigga moveset

Remember Goldberg vs Undertaker?

The eternal coconut vortex.

WTF does MFT mean?

>>18230653
but i was told that samoans only got this moves >>18230230

Who care about Texans shitters, Cole ?

>>18230609
>The Taliban as boogeyman
kek this isn't the early 2000s anymore, grandpa

Samoa Akbar!

>>18230595
jey got drunk with cody and said yeet

>Talla
>is tall
>Fatu
>is fat
Really makes u think

>>18230691
Can't disappoint Rikishi, can we?

>>18230653
BOOT!

>that time when triple bitch tried to wear bike shorts

>>18230653
that's all diesel ever did

>>18230697
My Family Tree

That shirt Fatu was wearing looked like the cover of a cheap 80s horror flick. I love it.

>>18230686
Yeah he did look more beast

>>18230691
Kek I can't believe my solojak is still posted

>>18230697
My Fat Tongans

>>18230716
wouldn't wanna mess with rikishi

>>18230716
I shoot believe Rikishi has dirt on some people working at WWE not just Vince.

>>18230698
Hikuleo is Hawaiian, not Samoan.

>>18230697
Milly Fucking Tony

>>18230711
They come from a simple land where when they were hungry they simply plucked fruit from the trees or fish from the seas

Why is someone screaming

>target commercial
kek i got fired from there last year for drinking vodka during my break

>>18230762
>trending with okada
Did Okada stop phoning it in?

>>18230762
how many of those are people shitting on flop in? like 80%?

>>18230697
Mother Fucking Tongans

Carfax fox is weird

Who was the first person to beat goldberg?

>>18230769
nah, the coconut shilling is all Rock and the influence Vince left, Rikishi is just old man yelling at cloud

>>18230783
loser

>>18230783
if you're under 20 that's based
if you're over 30 that's sad

>>18230784
Haven't watched it since I already saw it in njpw

>>18230810
Nash, Starrcade 98, beginning of the end of WCW

>>18230783
>getting caught
ngmi

>>18230810
Undertaker

>>18230839
>Nash
The same nash that...no

Jellybros...

>>18230810
Summer of 92 with an electric rape rod

>>18230762
Small In has been going on for 7 hours compared to the one hour of the C tier PPV thoughbeit

Forgot to reorder my ozempic so I'm chugging MT Dew and just ate a whole pizza and family size bag of chips. I'm gonna be shitting blood tomorrow but oh well

CATHY SEXXXOOOOOOOOOOO

>RSV
>You might die before it's optimal for your employer
amerikeks make me laugh

Just got done watching the fantastic all in Texas! What did I miss so far? I'm already seeing jelly roll on my screen so I'm guessing it's not too good.

Cathy slutting it up on NBC

>>18230725
Get raped?

JELLYROLL AT SUMMERFEST WOOHOO

cathy loves showing off those tits every chance she gets eh

>hunter is literally putting in celebs to build up to WM

KEK

Steiner Brothers

RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL RKROLL

>RK-roll
kek

All In was great. SNME has been shit. Couldn’t even give Goldberg a proper tribute. Guess WWE needed that time for Dude Wipes commercials.

>RKRoll

>>18230892
There's 2 days of content to fill

>>18230873
>the fantastic all in Texas!

BASED

thread tranny do your job I want to post something

So now LA Knight is going to eat his mandated loss.

CRINGE IT DOWN

>>18230907
No one is watching that shit

>RKORoll
kek my sides

>>18230891
what tits lol

This has been fantastic so far.

Sending my energy to Knight!

>>18230935
DAMN

LET ME JOB TO YA

>>18230907
how do you know it is shit if you are watching aew? unless...

>>18230810
1997. His third career match. Goldberg lost to Chad Fortune

>>18230935
The ones that belong in my mouth

>that face
He's jobbing fucking AGAIN.

>>18230935
Her naturals absolutely mog every bolt-on in WWE.

Did Gunther already wrestle?

Albet A. Knight win!

EARTH SHATTERING POP

Knight jobbing? Wtf bros no way the guy with the briefcase and faction is going to win.

>>18230964
He can never hide his boo boo face.

>>18230977
6 million jews have been gassed yes

Migrating from All In to SNME. What have I missed?

Rollins is pretty hot Ngl

>Drew jobbed
>Knight about to job
Oh Hunter lol

>>18231005
kill yourself

>>18230994
He even forgot to make his hand sign from how pissed he was, I ain't watching this fucking shit.

Is All In still going?

Fucking whiplash turning on this stinkfest

>>18230907
I'm just now learning what all in is

>>18231005
Brock Lesnar booked for killing match against Sunil Singh

uh what happened why is there a commercial break

>>18231016
>drew jobbed
AGAIN?

>already a better match than Kenny vs Okada

>>18231027
a poker play?

Unironically can't wait to see Jellyroll in the ring. He has looked good so far.

>>18230854
someone reported me, which pissed me off because damn near everyone there was on some shit. some of these zoomers were doing their fucking vapes and pens and stuff. Oh well
>>18230829
It was sad. Granted I got my shit together and Im straight now. That was a real wake up call to stop screwing around and take my life more seriously

>>18231024
Nah bro you missed out on kino. Defiantly watch a replay though.

>>18230810
Sid

Catching up does anyone know what Drew McIntyre did to make Paul hate him?

>>18231057
Apparently AEW has a big event tonight

>Commercial break for a PLE

Are you fucking kidding me Peacock?

>>18231073
You do have to be pretty defiant to sit through an AEW amateur acrobatics show.

Seff is so cool

It's tough being these two

How are boner pills family friendly

>>18231112
This isn't a PLE you retard. It's even on Youtube for free

Turn on AEW:
>gigantic deathmatch with jacked dudes going through tables and barbed wire and rapelling down from the roof of a stadium

Turn on WWE:
>1 minute of wrestling, then 8 minutes of ads, all of which are for low T, erectyle dysfunction, and depression

really a big difference man.

These two have a combined 10 inches

>>18230858
'fraid so

>>18231109
And it's already over? Was it an hour long?

>>18231112
It's free on YouTube

>>18231037

>>18231112
its not a PLE this shit is on nbc

>>18231112
>PLE
Bro, it's literally network TV

>>18231127
Thanks to libs we kill children’s innocence very early

>they didn't let Jesse call a match tonight

Hunter confirmed seething over Jesse shitting on the door finish

>>18231018
God forbid someone enjoys watching both companies. Move out of your moms basement shitbird

>>18231127
most modern men cannot achieve an erection, so its gotta be marketed to guys as young as possible

NEW >>18230286

La Knight will win. Because there's nothing on the line.
Paul would rather burn down headquarters and plant a nail bomb in TKOs offices than let LA Knight win any title worth a shit.

>>18231159
>Move out of your moms basement shitbird
NO

>>18231112
SNME is never a PLE. It’s on NBC and peacock

>>18231169
Make one with the proper number on it

>>18231132
>Darby Allin
>Jacked

>>18231159
see>>18231018

excellent match so far

Very entertaining spotfest.

WTF

SHIT ROLLERS

Fake injury to make the cash in more surprising, obvious as fuck