Thread 18231809

>>18231809 (OP)
>>>/trash/

>>18231809 (OP)
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG
GOLDBERG

@18231820
Upvoted

they're killing time because the LA Knight match went way short. lemme injure ya. YEAH

On a scale of 1-10, as a wrestler, Goldberg is a zero.

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>>18231820
nigger

KEK he is already gassed

Seth's injury is sadly a work

goldbergs LONGEST MATCH EVER was 9 minutes.

can he really go 20 (TWENTY) at 58 years old??? i get seth injury made more time but idk…he cant cover.

>Goldberg wins
>Seff shocks everyone and cashes in
>MFW

>>18231897
He trained with William Regal for this

>3x world champ
okay but earlier they showed he was
>world champ in WCW
>holding world title after beating triple K
>mentioned 2x universal champ
so he should be at least 4x champ. sounds like they only counted wwe titles? but they also said
>multiple time US champ
which means they're counting WCW titles. wtf did they mean by this

There will be no cash in

>>18231897
Calm down there will be shenanigans and commercials

>Commercials last for 15 mins
>Longest Modern Goldberg match is barely 10 mins

They didn't think this through did they?

After only watching Seth's recent work and nothing is else, I was just thinking "he's still got it" for a guy whose been here for a decade plus. Rip

>they brought back Doug Dillinger to knock on Goldberg's door one last time
Based and kino

>>18231893
'fraid so

EUfag here, do people actually see ads during this when it says 'commercial break in progress'
It's fucking free on youtube what the fuck are they advertising and to who

>>18231820
For me it's /ntr/, /pfg/, and /donk/

>>18231897
His match against DDP is 10 minutes long, and it's not his longest

Seth will cash in but he will fail and eat a spear from Goldberg

Seth isn't cashing in tonight, @ me when you get it wrong because you're a bunch of fat smarks that hate being worked by your childish "sport"

Reminder Goldberg would break any skinny pasty poltards in half if he ever caught one being racist or antisemitic

>>18231912
Then Lesnar comes back to challenge Seff and Goldberg to a triple threat for SummerSlam Night 1 Main Event

Fuck ape hoop

CHAMPIONSHIYA

>>18231948
In Burgerstan they air it on a network TV station.

>>18231963
Naomi is cashing in on Goldberg

>>18231963
worked

>>18231986
kek

Who wants to tell that Goldbergs from Tulsa…

whats he chewin on

>>18231948
Ads are how they make money for free broadcasts and yes we see them. Do you not know how advertising works?

>>18231986
CHAMPIONSSHYIIIYU…p

why do we keep signing so many fucking troon rejects

Seth is shoot KWABed you idiots theyre not going to work someone laying in a corner for 2 minutes to immediately eat a finisher with no build

>>18231986
I fucking love hearing her announcing, makes me diamonds for some weird reason

>>18231975
Not if I pop my 9 off in his ass

Gunther is a boring wrestler.

>>18232024
worked

Hulkster mentioned

>>18231991
>>18232010
Was wondering how it worked
like did they play ads live for some places or is it just to insert ads later when they replay it

>>18232004
Seth's ACL ligament

7 minute match
Spends 5 minutes aura farming

>>18232036
She's so bland though. Do you have a bland woman fetish

why does cole say it's goldberg's last match it's like they insist on spoiling the finish and reminding you every 5 minutes

>>18232037
9 centimeters? Yeah wouldn't doubt it

No Jesse on commentary?

SHOOT GUNTHER SHOOT!!
SHOOT GUNTHER SHOOT!!
SHOOT GUNTHER SHOOT!!

I just tuned in is this the main event?

Seth hurt just like Buddy :) messiah :)

Is LA Knight the Kairi of the male roster?

>>18232038
Because the slop shop has no wrestlers to work with, only "sports entertainers"

>no-selling the chops
kek

>>18232056
He said he was gone no matter what. His winning the belt doesn't not make this his last match.

Goldberg is fat

Goldberg
Goldberg
Goldberg

>>18231897
kek the match started 3 minutes ago and they haven't done anything yet
they're pulling another WrestleMania XX

its eerie how much he looks like Gillberg at this age

>>18232070
Do I have to know who's that random hispanic person?

>>18232060
They're scared he would've started going off on the conflicts overseas

i really really hope seth doesn't come out

I dont care what anyone says. Goldberg is, was and always will be based

>>18232068
yeah

link the thread the next time you retard

over under on match length on DRAFTKINGZ was 2.5 minutes

Gooner needs to shoot choke him out

Walterbros I don't feel so good...

>>18232080
o my bad
so he runs with the championship same as cena?

Fuck Bill Goldberg

>>18232060
I guess Triple H got butt hurt over Jesse shitting on the finish last time.

>>18231864
seff injured himself

Gunther is losing

>>18232048
Companies pay WWE to run ads. For the broadcasts they don’t run ads for you’ll either get the live feed or in your case a “commercial break in progress” screen.

>>18232111
kek is the rizzler still giga over

no punch behind his moves holy shit. what are you trying to prove old man

Do you think wrestlers cry before/after their last match?
Have to imagine there's a lot going through the mind thinking of all those years that have passed, and that it's only one of many "finals" to come.
Feels bad man.

>>18231820
Cringe

>>18231864
it was kairi's fault

>Has to sell for Oldberg
Seriously who did Gunther piss off backstage?

>>18231893
Okay how you know?

>>18232115
He prefers to be called 'Goldberg'

>>18232121
To all of /pw/.

Goldberg gassed already?

Jesus Bill

CONCUSSED

Goldy slammed his noggin into the barrier lol

kek based old retard shoot ramming his head into it

Goldberg should win so all smarks hang themselves

based ancient retard goldberg

remember in shoot interviews in the 00s goldberg was butthurt about S H I T being on superhero rosey's shirt but now he says shit and just mouthed the f word

The match is quite as bad as I thought it would be.

>shoot crashes his head into the barricade
what a based retard

Goldberg just wasted all his energy on that barricade spot KEK and now the commercial break for him to catch his breath

Oldberg having to work 15 minutes since Seth fucked up his knee.

Dark Souls

GOLDBERG HAS DIED...

Alzheimer’s moment.

So many commercials

Bro, this is sad
Oldberg even walks with difficulty...
Is he broke or something?
Why he accepted this?

>another barricade spot

Overplayed and they need to retire this for awhile.

This show is unwatchable

>>18232070
wait is that from 12 Corazones?

Hit Bret's music

TAKER CLOSE YOUR EYES

Has a MITB winner ever got injured?
What happened in that case?

Do count outs just not exist anymore? Why does every match spend 2-3 minutes out of the ring

>>18231986
WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>>18232141
Holy based

>actual match
STOP THIS NOW GOLDBERGS LEGS ARE GONNA EXPLODE!

>commercial during Goldberg's last match

No way he's going out like this. His last match will be at Summerslam.

>>18232146
He's not phil

>>18232121
This would be slightly less retatrd than when he buried Bray, so its perfectly possible.

>more ads
Absolute garbage. Imagine defending this

>gunther refusing to take the spear or jackhammer so he doesn't get bret harted
based

my little cousin is visiting and gets back home with my mom in 30 mins

What angle should i work with his teddy bear? I always let him win in our matches, but i was debating going over to draw NUCLEAR HEAT from him and my family.

>>18232180
They’re giving the briefcase back to Theory.

>>18232177
Bitch he might be

>>18231893
obviously he's cashing in tonight

Only a Bret run in can save this match

>>18231986
I love her

>>18232176
Then don't. It's free just walk away.

>>18232178
Vince would do that...

>>18232184
Laaaaaaaazy booking

fucking ads during the main event

>>18232111
holy shit rocky is such a fucking manlet kek

>>18232180
Its got a whole year to cash in, maybe next summer?

So if you’re haitch, how do you fix this with Rollins out?

>>18232201
let the bear win man
social points are worth more than autist points

>>18232178
HOLY

>>18232201
no dq match that spills from the bedroom to the living room where the whole family is, shoot piledrive him for omega heat

>>18232198
CONSUME ESLOPPERS. CONSUME THE PRODUCTS WE ARE ADVERTISING SLOPPY PIGGIE

>>18232180
Historically, they give it to Edge, so we're in uncharted waters here

So did Bill concussed himself already?

>>18232201
Give him a shoot career ending piledriver

>>18232201
Try the bobbo/lana angle

There are not enough ads and they aren't long enough.

>>18232136
they gave him a tour bus and a shitload of money, maybe someone doesn't like that lol

>>18232234
Drew takes his spot

it's actually decent uh oh

>>18232234
Push LA Knight

>>18232180
Look for Mr. Kennedy and the Wrestlemania 23, but it hasn't been other case since then.

>>18232180
Mr.Kennedy

they're gonna be like omg seth rollins tricked us all they don't call him the visionary for nothing and then we'll keep having to hear his dumb ass week after week shitting up raw

When Bret Hart jumps the barricade and does this

Who tf watches a show like Poker Face?

>>18232201
Hit lil cousin with the chair

>>18232234
Give the briefcase to LA Knight.

Oldberg is turning purple

>>18232269
Ya seethe bitch

>injured knee out of nowhere
>bros we promise you this has happened during the break

So hunter really cannot fucking book anything

So half of the match is ads?

gunther calling 100% of the match kek

>>18232254
Ik I’m genuinely shocked but Gunther is making him look good.

Plus he looks physically better than he has for the last 7 years

>>18232180
mr kennedy got injured and they gave it to edge
edge honestly deserved it after that bump he took from jeff during that match

>>18232111
i genuinely think big justice could be a generational babyface

IYO and Kairi Chad here. I hope Seff has a shoot career ending injury and it impacts his life beyond the ring. holy fuck I hate the dimeless faggot and I hate aew. screen cap this if you want to spam it. Seff sucks

>>18232201
Low blow into a school boy when the ref isn't looking for the pin is a classic heat magnet

>>18232274
Too dimes for HHH to book it

>>18232269
He won't wrestle

Same night Seth's knee explodes Gunther decides to target Goldbergs

>>18232288
He is getting livid, last time he went purple he fucked Bret.

>>18232201
put him through a table (cardboard box) and say he got a career ending injury.

nuclear heat. then at the Summer Family Showdown ppv (labor day) have him return and kick your ass, take a giant bump into the pool

You guys enjoying the commercials?

Wtf this that was a long ass ad break

>>18232234
>phil comes out and says with rollins out of the picture he can focus on the championship
>rollins comes out on raw
>oh punk, you should know me better than that by now. there’s always a plan b
>ricky saints comes out
>saints bron and bron kill phil
>rollins gives saints the breifcase
>always a plan b hahahahahahaha

>>18232316
Yeah.

Is it true Iyo and Kairi blow blacks?

>>18232316
not enough

>>18232303
kek holy shit. i thought he just slammed his head on the cushion but but that's straight on the edge of the other part

>>18232111
Who's the fucking gimp in the background?

>>18232303
gotta love the Goldster yjg

hit brocks music

In kayfabe, why would WWE commission a match where their champion could walk away retired

This match is problematic.. another Nazi killing a Jew in the ring.

>>18232141
this is how he entered SNME last time as well

>>18232316
If I see one more Resident Alien ad...

GOLDBERG GOT SHOOT INJURED. HIS KNEE IS OUT.

SEFF

>>18232345
I had to drop this, shit was boring af

>Goldberg giving his old wcw ref a final hug

Nice

LIL NAITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18232345
ANIME NAME???

>>18232345
anime butts!

LIL NAITCH NO

not even gunther can save this shit match

uh oh seff is coming out

>>18232345
it's ok they are both friends behind the curtain

BASED DUMBASS

bad couple of weeks for lil naitch

Well if Seff is injured the logical option is a match between the Bron Bros for the case

>>18232303
that's my goldberg

WHAT THE FUCK

>fuckery again
every fucking time at least one match needs fuckery

why is tripple faggot so bad at writing matches

Seth?

LIL NAITCH NOOOOOOOOOO

LITTLE NAITCH HAS DIED...

NOT LIL NAITCH!

OLDBERG

>>18232345
Oh nyo...

Lil Naitch having a bad summer

>>18232354
Visual Novel adaptions can be hit or miss.

Noooooo naitch the smol one

BURN IT DOWN!!!!!!!

Oldberg is so old and his body is so beaten down
LIL NAITCH NOOOO!!

>>18232342
this

THIS REF CANNOT CATCH A BREAK

lil naitch bumping against a full-speed cena shoulder check and a oldberg spear LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18232361
Summer pockets
Warning though, it's boring as fuck

We love watching washed up old men injure themselves on live television.

Has Lil Naitch taken more bumps than Cena this year?

>>18232374
cuz he never had good matches

Why would you cash in when the ref is down? You people are dumb.

Gunther bout to sweep the leg

that spear was clean for an unpracticed old man

>>18232400
It has been an American tradition since the three stooges.

>>18232401
Probably more than Kross

>>18232405
Cash in always bring a ref with them

>>18232316
I'm on Netflix, I ain't got no ads Amerimutt

Sonberg lmao

>>18232201
>What angle should i work with his teddy bear?
cum on it

BASED

SONBERG

>>18232405
Bring a ref with you

>>18232400
I loved All In too!

>>18232305
based. ill be doing the 5 knuckle shuffle to the sky pirates later on

damn man. im surprised, goldberg is getting his ASS GWHOOPED by a ggermain gm. germAn fbewredtler.
gand Now. . there. ax a Fucky ffinaih /!: ovn eocn. chonce weonce the corneww

ebn ad

>>18232416
this is not on netflix....

>>18232407
No mercy in this ring

kek that slow ass spear

>>18232305
Seth is not dimeless his stable is carrying wwe rn

The fat fuck Fortnite dabbing son speaks like a wigger now

What was that Jey Uso ass spear?

tokimeki spear

>the aryan beats the shit out of the jew
History repeats itself

One Jew wasn’t enough..

first time ive seen security actually do their job

The spear on Naitch was better than the one on Gunther.

I cannot believe this match is still going on, this has to be the most Goldberg ever sold.

Why did they censor that?

BURN IT DOWN

ZEST IT DOWN

>Austrian avoid jewish tricks over and over again
What the fuck is this writing Hatch?

>>18232431
How many units of alcohol have you drank tonight

SOOO0ONBERG
SOOOOONBERG
SOOOOONBERG

>bragging about taking grandpa's knee brace
based Gunther

kino

SONBERG DEBUT IMMINENT

I hope Gunther gets to train Sonberg someday

the night of knees...

90s WCW bros it’s our time!!!

>>18232431
UM… anon???

goddamn the old bastard did it and he looks like he's dying

>>18232444
The fate of many of his generation

Not a bad jackhammer

>>18232316
Usually I stream for free and there's no ads but I decided to watch on peacock. Big mistake

KINO MATCH

It would’ve been really funny to let him win.

>>18232431
roncer honce

>>18232443
carrying it to record low ratings. I skip every segment with his gay ass dimeless faction

WALTERBROS

>>18232472
Could you imagine if they pulled a Wrestlemania 31 and had the NWO come out and help him

That spear was slow as shit, goonther got this

wut da hell is granpa doing in da ring

NYOOOOOOOOOOO

KWAB

KWAB

GOODBERG LOST STREAMAGS

4 MINUTES

Sonberg dropped an F bomb on network television that's a nice fine.

BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME

Thank God

Seff is shoot kwabbed

KWAB OLDBERG

Decent match for what it was

MEIN FÜHRER

We did it Guntybros

BYE BYE GRANDPA

Based match

what actual fuck was that
>bro Imma lift once instead of three times cause lolz hunter owns wwe

right

BRET HART MUSIC INCOMING!!

ANNODAH SHOAH!

The final good jackhammer thank god he landed it

SMARKS TOLD ME THE CROWD WOULD BE AGAINST GOLDBERG? HOW COME THEY ARE CHEERING HIM? ARE OBESE SUBHUMAN SMARKS ALWAYS WRONG?

KWABERG

>seth's injury wasn't a work
...bros...

Gunther is a ring general that he carried Goldberg to a good match

BURN IT UP…

That was a pretty fine match all things considered.

Lmao

Go on Gunther my son

BURN IT DOWN

six million and one

A legend end tonight bros

The Austrian man slayed the Jew.

COMMERCIAL LMAOO

Goldberg said something there at the end, Gunther covered his mouth to hide it. I'm guessing
>Let's go home, brother

Why did they end with the sleeper cause he's old?

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD, THATS ALL FOLKX!

>no Brock
LMAOOOOOOOOO

is it over?

>Commercial break
Wut?

>Commercials at the absolute end
Disgusting

Did NBC turn it off early to shill samsung phones? Lmao

APOLOGIZE

thank god, seth's injury is real, thank you jesus, wrestling is saved

>final game lost by submission
Kwab

dogshit ending

You could hear a mouse fart when Gunther won Kek

SEFF IS DED

>goldberg went out putting someone else over
cant believe it bronem

>Commercial after the match
what the fuck?

I'm guessing they're just ending early

>that abrupt break to commercial
Wtf?

It was a nice sendoff, Gunther carried him

wow wwe is shit.
and they go STRAIGHT TO ADS


great retirement match you got there e drones!!
lol

>no cash in
>he's really hurt
I prayed for this.

GOONERBROS WE WON

Goldberg won. A commercial after the event.

Welp that sucked

WE WON

that's the end

hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahha

thank fuk, thought berg was gonna die in the ring

>>18231996
KEK dumbass

>>18232524
There's no replacement for It, and Goldberg has It.

>>18232559
>game
back to new japan with you

>>18232555
it says commercial break stay tuned on youtube

aew won btw I'm trans if that matters

>>18232490
Bronn is awesome shame you can't see how based this faction is

NO CASH IN
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seth casing in during commercial

WTF THE REF USED TO LIFT THE ARM UP 3 TIMES BEFORE IT WAS OVER.,
AND THE ONE IN THE HOLD ALWAYS RECOVERS AT THE THIRD LIFT

BURN IT DOWN

That's it...?

>>18232234
have gable put over someone you just got from AEW

Gunther can put on a good match with Goldberg but not Jey Uso. Says a lot.

Wasn't the finish already leaked? Some future event already advertised Gunther defending the title. Also retirement match = loss

>>18232563
looks like he finally paid his debts after trouncing younger talent when he really shouldn't have

SEFF FAGGOT ROLLINS SPOTTED

Bret Hart cut the cables in one last fuck you to oldberg

KEK FUCK ALL OF YOU ANNOYING FAGGOTS WHO KEPT SPAMMING BURN IT DOWN KWAB

>Gunther wins by Submission
Thank fucc, if it was a pin, it wouldn't be the same.

>>18232593
bron is 5'2" and seff is so anti dimes he brings everyone else in the seff vortex down around him

Guys please give grandpa a break, he needs to catch his breath after the match so he can parade around the ring with his wigger Jew offspring

Goldberg vs Gunther was always a stupid decision. Absolutely dimeless match.

>No Ventura commentary
Shit show

seth is my least favorite wrestler of all time and i am so glad he is injured

8/10 match I was marking out I was thinking there would be so many botches and he wouldn't last 5 mins

Is that it? Wtf...

>>18232550
You're fucking retarded

>>18232591
do you have big tits

>>18232567
Seth's injury fucked everything up.

now what

>>18232603
Nigga crashed his head into that barricade
Be thankful he got up in the least

was that it?

Oldberg is finally done

>>18232557
>couldn't even successfully sell a real injury

FUCK YOU PAUL LEVESQUE

DDP spotted

>Cut off his retirement speech

LOL

who the f uck is Paul Levesqe?

Nash wasn't invited? isn't he friends with Goldberg?

>THA'TS IT
THA'TS IT
>THA'TS IT
THA'TS IT
>THA'TS IT
THA'TS IT
>THA'TS IT
THA'TS IT

thats all folx!

>that chest bruising
wtf man

lmfao

GOLDBERG!!!

I got a cooper head infomercial right after Goldberg said thank you

Fine speech

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

So seth is legitimately fucked

>lose your retirement match
>apologize in your final speech
>network cuts you off
wtf

>>18232578
It took 80 years for the faces to finally go over

lmao btfo by state farm

KWAB

>another commercial
Now I'm pissed

>>18232668
why would he be friends with Goldberg, he's not part of his shitty little Kliq back in those days

>it's really ogre
KEK

>>18232679
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>>18232668
Didn't Nash just get in some social media trouble for being a retard on the 4th?

>even cut off his speech
holy fucking shit lmao
just watch, he's gonna be angry about this on a podcast in the future

>>18232706
Not a commercial. Youtube stream just ended right now

Welp that was it
Just a reminder that this is in 60 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S7kfPVHKaM

Seff was not a work.
They had to cut to an akward commerical at the very end and just put on Goldbergs stupid speech that was meant for after the show, only to cut that one off as well lmao.
Well, SNME was the trainwreck I expected it to be, but I only care about Evolution and SOL RUCA anyway.
See you tomorrow

did they unironically put a commercial at the final minutes of the runtime

these scumfucks at NBC should get shot for this

>>18232689
rip too slow

We had to turn off Goldberg early for tornado kino sorey

>>18232718
Get in trouble from who?? He's been retired for 20 years

>>18232635
How much of a fucking mark do you have to be to think he's actually injured.

>>18232779
Same way other people get in trouble on social media. People just bitch at him. Doesn't work on people who aren't addicted to social media, but he seems to be.

>>18232739
>hey LA Knight get on the mic and cut a quick promo to fill time

Battle Royale for the briefcase and Kross wins it.

>>18232070
I didn't know he was on 12 Corazones. I hope he macked on the hostess, she was always hotter than any of the contestants.

>>18232800
If he came out for the title match I wouldn't be saying that because it seemed like him cashing in there was the plan. All that filler after his match with Knight before going to the title match seemed a bit much if they were trying to swerve us.