Thread 18232929

Any objections?

>>18232929 (OP)
Still Phil

>>18232929 (OP)
still punk

>>18232929 (OP)
still tony

>>18232941
This.

>>18232929 (OP)
Still Tony

>>18232929 (OP)
still cora

>>18232941
afraid no

Afraid Tiny is perma KWABOTY

>have the biggest angle in the company
>40 years old
>history of knee issues
>still doing unnecessary unsafe flippy shit moves
he’s up there for sure

>>18232929 (OP)
wtf is KWABOTY? newfag here

>>18232929 (OP)
Still Adam

>>18232983
Study Cagematch

>>18232983
"kek what a bitch" of the year
basically biggest loser/most embarrassing

>>18232929 (OP)
so now heyman is paired with everyone they are trying to get over who cant do it on their own? wont that lessen the appeal?

>>18232929 (OP)
Nowhere near Phil

>>18232983
It basically just means Tony Khan

>>18233025
thanks anon
>>18233060
oh he's an instant winner every year makes sense

>>18232929 (OP)
Cole is by far the worst but I would not mind HHH getting it.

for thise if you saying phil, keep in mind KWABOTY isnt a “who do I dislike the most” award. fucking idiots

>>18233108
The biggest thing for Punk is him going through humiliation rituals for Paul, however triple H is also not doing so hot so it evens out

>>18233108
>>18233169
yeah its definitely cole because he might be shoot dying

Still Punk.

>>18233108
You don't get it. Punk haters genuinely think he is sat there reading all their posts and getting mad every time. There's a reason it's called PDS.

>>18233108
going to saudi was still meh but shamelessly apologizing definitely made him KWABOTY

I'm glad it's at least a varied field this year, I thought it was gonna be Tony and Vince forever

>>18233394
Jeets are always gonna say Tony cause he's a paki

TOP 5 KWABOTY 2025 SO FAR:
#1 - CM Punk
#2 - Vince McMahon
#3 - Adam Cole
#4 - Kevin Kelly
#5 - Seth Rollins

Honorary KWABOTY: Kevin Nash

>>18233569
>Vince
Not unless he loses the Grant or ring boy cases. Literally nothing has happened to him this year.

>>18233569
Still Tiny

Cole
Janela
Christian
Tony
Vince
Cardona
Teagan nox
Seth
Thunder Rosa

>>18232929 (OP)
Still Atom Smol

>>18232929 (OP)
Still Punk

>>18232929 (OP)
KWABOTY: PDS sufferers. It's a pandemic.

>>18233108
It's objectively Phil. He's not going to fuck you

>>18232929 (OP)
CM punk

>>18233169
>getting paids millions to half ass everything nowadays
>LMAOOOO WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT LOSER
I literally don't get this but it makes sense cause stupid aew trannies are still obsessed with him.

>>18233848
zoey stark

>>18234174
Eh. She’s not big enough for that.

>>18233569
Where's Joey Janela

>>18234242
Who

>>18233108
tell this to anyone saying tony

>>18232929 (OP)
No

Punk

>>18232929 (OP)
it's tony

>>18232929 (OP)
he wasn't even the biggest kwab on Saturday

>>18232929 (OP)
Still Phil unless someone dies like a retard

>>18237026
well there is a chance of that>>18235938

>>18232929 (OP)
no, i think injuries happen and unless it's catastrophic, like resulting in an ended career, it's not KWABOTY worthy
frontrunners are janela and punk right now

>>18237026
sabu?

>>18233204
>he is sat there reading all their posts
Do you think Phil browses/pw/?

Right now its betweeen Seff or Atom Small

Objectively:

1. Phil
2. Paul
3. Hogan
4. Bischoff
5. Seff
6. Atom
7. Vince
8. Janela
9. Gigi
10. Tony

can he still fuck becky? if so, you're the KWAB, OP

>>18238152
She probly dirty talks like a drunken Irish sailor.

>>18238151
If Atom has to retire, he jumps to 1

>>18235938
Seth is a bigger KWAB because he was the current MITB holder and was in the main storyline of Raw. Adam Cole only had the TNT championship which he was supposed to lose anyway

>>18238306
Cole is getting a lot of sympathy points. Everyone else on the list is getting laughed at. Plus the injury got him out of jobbing.

I get Seth is like Triple H's surrogate son but I don't get the fascination with keeping this guy in the main event. I used to be a big Rollins guy. 2014-2015, he was easily the biggest breakout star of The Shield, but I don't think he's ever, ever reached those heights.
>comes back from injury lose the WWE championship to DEAN, crowd isn't invested in the Universal Title match he had with Finn, who he hurt during the match thus scrapping the entire angle
>does a boring face turn and faces Triple H in a heatless match for the ages
>stuck around in tag team hell just teaming with random people before "Hey guys remember the Shield?"
>is IC champ for a while, crowd would rather chant and do other things while he was putting on (((((epic)))))) Iron Man matches with Dolph Ziggler lmao
>terrible blow off feud with DEAN in a shitty heatless TLC match
>wins the Royal Rumble to "okay" reactions
>just beats Brock in the first match in a whatever throw away match
>proceeds to look embarrassing feuding with Baron Corbin and THE FIEND for months
>does THE MESSIAH thing to absolute crickets and no real long term feuds besides Kevin Owens beating him
>does this whacky man thing for a while
>holds their new championship for months and months, having 3 star classics with the absolute midcard
>does nothing of note for a while besides be a whiny bitch on twitter or interviews
>inserts himself into the Roman vs. Punk feud (both of which are way bigger deals than him), goes over both of them, has Paul Heyman, MitB
>injured once again
I swear this fucker has so many chances, so many revisions to his "character" and soooo many forgettable factions, tag team, title runs at this point. Seth is washed and fucking boring, has been for years.

>>18232929 (OP)
Still R. Nash

>>18233569
Having Vince or Tony just invalidates your list FYI, but yes its chez and Adam Cole and then rollins

sabu basically killed himself to wrestle jelly nutella for probably not even that much money
unless atom dies within the year I don't see anyone beating him

>>18232929 (OP)
Its Cole once he dies

>>18239698
Here's my take
Sabu is better off dead

>>18232929 (OP)
Just do the show on a wheelchair bro

>>18239073
Yupp. Also he's too smarmy and slimy to be a face

>>18239073
>messiah thing to crickets
Wasn’t that during the pandemic?

>>18239750
Was it? Late 2019 and all of THUNDERDOME is a fucking blur to me because it was all so bad.
All I remember about Seth from that era was losing to KO, and the Rey eye pop where Seth threw up lmao
Oh yeah, forgot the terrible fucking Edge feud just glancing over his "highlights"
Maybe the one notable thing he's done was have some decent matches with Cody (0-3 lmao) and that's about it
Used to think this guy "had" something but it's obvious that this guy just feels like some midcarder who's promos always sound so forced and "trying" to be charismatic.
Seth might be the Janetty to even J&J Security

>>18239840
His matches with Cody were pretty based, and he was a main event jobber at the time, so losing matches wasn't anything special for him. i am no fan of Seth, but one thing he definitely does right is being able to lose and remain relevant, he lost 3 matches in a row to Cody, and still came out of it as a bigger heel.

>>18233108
>for thise if you saying phil
least Indian E-drone

>>18237111
>sabu?
the fact that he lived as long as he did immunizes him, by all science he should have died decades ago either from drugs or his yard tard antics

>>18239980
What makes Seth so offensive to me is that he can sometimes get so close to getting a clue, then RUNS in the opposite direction and goes back to being this weird aimless top of the card shitter pseudo-tweener.

>>18239980
If there's one thing I'd give Seth is he's a team player. Doesn't come across as a guy to engage much in backstage politics or "not good enough for me brother"
I wish he was maybe.. 30% cooler
Instead he's just kinda "whatever"

>>18232929 (OP)
an injury is not kwaboty worthy on it's own, I'm tired of telling you this shit. Learn some fucking comedy skills to figure it all out

>>18239679
this kwaboty would be a lot more fun if it wasn't turned into a vehicle for consolewars by the handful of 70iq neets that spam this board 16 hours a day

>>18233569
You idiots really need to stop naming Vince for this year, just because of that lawsuit
Yes, Vince had last year on lock because of that. But it's a new year and the case is still ongoing so he's not a top KWABOTY contender just yet (unless maybe he loses)
And to show I'm being fair, I don't agree with Tony always automatically being named every year either. He definitely deserved naming after the mess with Punk, but since then I don't remember any major KWAB moment involving him. At least not for 2025 I should say

>>18240026
But it happened to Seff so it automatically qualifies. You need to also figure in past KWAB history.

>>18240329
This.
>>18240344
WRONG.

>>18240026
Dude an injury definitely qualifies if it's a MITB holder who was likely to cash in sooner rather than later

>>18240371
Seth gets MITB every year and he cashes in at the last possible moment every time, usually because he's been injured for the whole year between winning it and the cash in. Tale as old as time.

>>18240272
That part.

>>18239997
Being Indian isnt a bad thing or insult

>>18240398
Do the needful, rahjezh

>>18240398
I would be really offended if someone called me an indian, it's right there with blacks and abos in the bottom of the barrel of humanity

>>18240398
lol good one

>>18232962
Reminder that this was in a filler match against LA Knight on a “special” that only existed to give a 58 year old part timer a world title/retirement match and to counterbook an AEW show. This was a nothing match he injured himself with on a flip that injured him with in the past.
Also for good measure, he was supposed to win the match but had to call and audible and take the L

>>18234242
This. How are people forgetting he literally fucking killed Sabu because Janela was more bothered about his own ego than knowing to call off the match?

>>18234731

Antony Rafiq Khan

tony khan death dying suicide evil blood guts darkness despair depravity self-loathing sickness sick plague mourning aew fail crash disaster manslaughter abyss abysmal hades hell damnatalon

>>18240585
Console war faggotry.

>>18234242
>>18240585
>>18240633
>Killed Sabu
>Faced 0 consequences
>Still getting booked
>No criminal charges filed
Not KWABOTY

>>18240514
>>18240489
>>18240489
People were freezing at ALL IN because little Tony couldn't buy heaters . People left cause they were so cold

>>18240329
Dynamite lost to wrestling school in all but a few weeks this year I think. Tony is entirely justified as a nominee.

>>18240814
NTA but its just boring having Tony win, we all know he is a retarded faggot. It is better if someone else wins because it means more

Pink will always have the number one spot. Greatest KWAB in the world.

>>18233108
Hi Phil how's that blood money dick taste after you lost yet again you twiggy geek?

>>18233569
where Tony

>>18233569
This is a very accurate list as of today. Adam Cole might not be seen or heard from for months so he might drop down the list. Punk amd Vince have a commanding lead.

There is no doubt in my mind that it's Phil
>main events buy 1 get one free WrestleMania Part 1 Extravaganza
>doesn't even win
>proceeds to look like a hypocrite by bending the knee for a payday
>doesn't even win
He's just another sad bootlicker

>>18241194
>Doesn't even get the payday

>>18238151
janela WAY too low
gigi isn't the female KWABOTY, not even close
i wouldn't rank seth or cole

>>18232929 (OP)
The answer is reflected in your digits. Rollins got a BAWK, not a true KWAB. It was bad but for KWABOTY I don't think an injury is enough to beat Janela or Punk, who seem to be the current favorites.

>>18233108
It also has nothing to do with fame or notoriety. It's about who has suffered the biggest and most embarassing KWAB. That's why I think it should be Janela.

>>18233648
Yeah that is true, Vince could make his way into the running but it definitely has not happened yet.

>>18240552
>and to counterbook an AEW show
lol NBC paid for these SME shows; WWE doesn't get to dictate when they occur. Besides, the shows started five hours apart. Cultists are so fucking fragile.

>>18232929 (OP)
Seth is tied with anyone who bought and watched All-In kek

>>18232929 (OP)
Contender. If he loses his big push or is out for a significant amount of time, then yes.

Hey just in case anyone is forgetting, the Sabu thing is not the only KWAB Janela has suffered this year. He also got his ass beat by a fan for talking shit on the internet. This happened at some kind of meet and greet, and Joey got his ass whooped badly with his girlfriend watching the whole thing. I do realize that most people don't even give a fuck about Joey Janela, but fame really shouldn't be the determining factor imo. A KWAB is still a KWAB, even if fewer people know about it, and Janela has suffered a massive double KWAB this year.

>>18235938
Gee he looks so small here

>>18239073
Because Seth being a chickenshit heel for the Authority worked not a "badass" leader as we've seen with his last two "factions"

>>18241620
That fan is a better wrestler than purple guy

>>18241849
Facts, someone should sign that guy immediately.

>>18240329
True and based, STILL VINCE and STILL TONY is getting cringe and boring and Reddit now, fraid so.

>>18241620
I didn't see any one person their get their ass whooped, just dudes cuddling each other all over the floor.

>>18242415
did you not see them swarming on Janela (the fag in the purple shirt) and stomping him out?

>>18240329
absolutely true, I agree with all of this. The console war doesn't really have much relevance this year, unless something really big happens.