Thread 18233271

>Seth Injured
>Cody and Roman both taking time off to film a movie
>Cena also being gone part time
>Liv Injured
>Rhea soon to be Injured
>No Lesnar in sight

How does he salvage this? Any more significant injuries it might legitimately be grim for the main event scene

>>>Rhea soon to be Injured
?

>>18233271 (OP)
Do you really think Seth is injured?

>>18233271 (OP)
seff injured is a positive though, he is negative

this is where you move guys like la knight, jimmy uso, r-truth, bron and jacob fatu into the actual main event scene

>>18233304
That’s a funny joke. He’ll call up more NXT women and give us ugly woman all night.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUSH DREW MCINTYRE FINALLY YOU BALD KEK

>>18233280
Gut feeling

>>18233271 (OP)
LA Knight time for his World Title run. YEAAAAAAAHHH

>>18233271 (OP)
Signing more ex-AEW people

>>18233280
Wrestling a jap

>>18233271 (OP)
>they have to cope with their all time awful PPV ruining all their hype by hoping to god that a WWE guy got injured
That's really sad, nothing else i can really say about it

>>18233271 (OP)
>Seth Injured
Bron Breakker’s time to shine.
>Cody and Roman both taking time off to film a movie
Roman has been a part time bitch forever now. Cody being gone is a problem since they made him the face of the company though.
>Cena also being gone part time
Same as it ever was

>>18233280
Pregnancy is one of the more common injuries a female can face

>>18233271 (OP)
>>No Lesnar in sight
Heard they put some of his merch back on the shop, so there is a chance

Gives them time to push some of the young up and coming talent maybe even fix some of these guys that should already be stars

>>18233271 (OP)
He likes Alestair right? Just push him. It's not like his ego will quickly outpace his talent and he'll start refusing to do jobs.

>>18233271 (OP)
why don't they push that shitter yeet guy again kek

>>18233823
I kek’d

>>18233304
>a 42 year old, a generational shitter, a 53 year old, a vanilla midget and a convict

holy grimola

>>18233271 (OP)
More "celebrities" from outside wrestling like Logan Paul or that other goober with the face tattoos of course!

>>18233280
We have a van with an electromagnet trailing wwe staff,moment rhea steps off the bus magnet will rip her clit ring out.

>>18233271 (OP)
Idunno, actually promote the solid young talent you have.

>Oba
>Trick
>Melo
>Dragunov
>Sol Ruca
>Jordynne Grace
>Joe Hendry

Stop bloating the main roster with samoans and give the actual talent the chance to shine.

>>18233280
>he doesn't know
he doesn't know

>>18233271 (OP)
>Cody and Roman both taking time off to film a movie
when is the filming even supposed to start ? assuming Cody wins at Summerslam (which isn't a 100% guarantee in my honest opinion) he could drop it before filming starts
>Roman has been a part time bitch forever now. Cody being gone is a problem since they made him the face of the company though.
this, they will have to accelerate the pushes of guys like Breakker,Fatu,and Trick (whenever he gets called up), its doable but HHH will have to move shit faster then what he usually likes to do

>>18234567
>when is the filming even supposed to start?
After Summer Slam when he loses to Cena, who will also be leaving for a month or two to film a separate movie

>>18233271 (OP)
Should just sell to Tony already, they've lost

>>18233271 (OP)
>Mariah May flops

>>18234325
none of those people you listed draw lmao

>>18234187
You can't have a satanist world champ when you are going to Saudi constantly...

>>18233271 (OP)
You forgot Naomi wanting to get pregnant

>>18234325
I'd actually be more for that. Most NXT guys back then got pushed heavily once they went on the main roster, Owens, Seth, Roman, Sami (somewhat), Balor, Charlotte and so on. Now NXT guys and girls are going to the main roster straight to the low/mid-card or do nothing at all of note. They still have so many people on the roster who get zero reactions whatsoever. They actually have great talent in NXT, but become shit asap because of the horrible booking on the main. They should let Shawn book Smackdown for a period of time and see how that turns out.

>>18233271 (OP)
Drew McIntyre, easiest solution ever

>>18235140
Jobber.

>>18235140
randy,drew,logan are all stuck in a jelly roll build until summerslam

Give airtime to some ugly musician

>>18233271 (OP)
Jelly Roll

>>18233271 (OP)
Right before a 2 night PPV that is underperrorming

>>18235268
Gunther can still face Knight or Bron at Summerslam. He just doesn’t have that king-making rival in Seth, for now.

>>18235140
Triple H hates him for some reason

>>18233823
>Pregnancy is one of the more common injuries a female can face
Buddy getting her pregnant would be a hilarious way of AEW taking a shot (in the womb) at WWE.

>>18235384
Buddy and Rhea are on so much gear it would be a legitimate medical miracle if they were able to conceive a child together.

>>18234959
agreed

>>18233271 (OP)
Yeah, it's too bad he doesn't have a third show to pull talent from to replace 4 injured people with..

>>18235292
This and am calling it. After Cody gets injured too Jelly Roll is the one to take the belt off Cena and save wrestling.

>>18234325
>Oba
Not a face. They need to book him better, but he's ready
>Trick
The feud with Hendry cooled both of them off. They made him PG and he's less over. He's still figuring things oit.
>Melo
Complete shitter
>Dragunov
Midget shitter
>Sol Ruca
Ready
>Jordynne Grace
Ready
>Joe Hendry
Ready if they'd get him a better finisher.
If Rollins' injury isn't a work, they really need to push dudes like Miro, Andrade, Drew, the Wyatts, Killings, and maybe even give the Miz another run at the top of the card. WWE's roster is deep enough to weather this.

>>18235757
Nah. Punk is the guy for that. Cena and him have good chemistry.

>>18234947
>book not one but TWO wrestlers about to leave for filming after Summerslam
Should’ve let Orton win between him and Cody then beat Cena, the fuck

>>18235002
Just have Sami beat Aleister at Saudi Arabia

>>18233271 (OP)
Honestly he's never been good at pivoting. Feels like Seth getting injured could be the same kind of vibe as when Punk got injured in 2022 at AEW. We're about to see how well he can pivot.

>>18235895
>Melo, a shitter
what you base that off? That one webm of a bad spot? Nigga had a fucking dimes match series with Andrade that everyone liked - except you apparently.

>Dragunov
is fucking great when he's going against guys larger and taller than him, one of the best underdogs, he struggles with anyone he's close to being on eye level on because he oversells the shit out of their moves - If Gargano slaps you don't eat it like Brock Lesnar just punched you in the gut. He'd be great if he figured this shit out finally. That and he's been very limited as character. Put him against Rusev anyday, then team him up with him for russo-slavic dimes

And Joe Hendry is rapidly approaching his ceiling - he needs a lot more than a finisher to anyone with eyes. He's just way, way too stiff and robotic to be a real main eventer. Dude moves like Jack from Tekken 1. He's lucky he can get over on personality and being a meme. I'm not against him being in the midcard or on WWE tv but you are way overselling his ring work

>>18233271 (OP)
Nothing that happens now matters until the Rumble in January. Wrestlemania is 9 months away. It's just gonna be MITB shit and plate spinning for the next 4 months.

>>18234307
SHe'll wrestle through it and they'll have an angle like cody wrestling with a torn pec

>>18233280
Career ending pregnancy. Tony already paid Buddy Matthews for the ultimate screwjob.

>>18233271 (OP)
The main event scene is grim when they're all healthy but the midcard is great, time to move Gunther even further, Gable, Drew, LA Knight while they can still go, pick one of them to interact with Cena, and have Fatu and Bron in the mix, move up a couple guys from NXT and have them interact with them.
Push Vaquer and Giulia at the center of the women division, put Becky and Lyra with Kairi twice a week in three ways dark matches until the inevitable happens
Limit shows to two hours, create a fourth show 4 hours long to park all the tired shitters and the antidraws, then cancel it and fire them
And there you go, WWE is watchable again

Okay hear me out.
First you have a program with coconut guy #1, 2 and 3 vs coconut guy #4, 5 and 6
The you need to bring more reality show "actors", at least five of 'em

>>18234325
Hendry is the only one with initial draw potential, but unless they pay up to let him do parody songs, he’ll quickly grow stale in the main event

Wwe is so embarrassing. Edrones are probably more embarrassing though. They only want to watch 40+ year old shitters recite overly scripted and obviously rehearsed promos. When the idea of building new stars is brought up they recoil

>>18235900
Is going to be LA Knight, cena sees him as his next successor.

>>18233271 (OP)
Time for him to come out of retirement for one more run

>>18236051
>Nigga had a fucking dimes match series with Andrade that everyone liked
matches are the least important part of wrestling

>>18233304
Only LA Knight and Bron need to be moved