Thread 18234062

I just saw a guy get ddt'd into what i guess was supposed to be a bed of spikes. His head went face first into that thing and he still gets up before the 10 count. AEW is the dumbest shit ever.

>>18234062 (OP)
jack perry was once burned alive then ended up doing a run-in later

>>18234062 (OP)
It's a fake sport.
Just go with it and try not to think too much.

>>18234647
>its fake bro. just let theses dime less manlets no sell death after getting hit with something dangerous looking and get a "this is awesome" chants from based boys

cringe. youre promotion is cringe.

>>18234062 (OP)
Seth Rollins hurt his foot and the referee for some reason decided to stop LA Knight from attacking him even though the Samoans do way worse shit

>>18234647
Honestly this. Overthinking anything about wrestling will ruin it, right down to an Irish whip. This is why wrestling only typically ever panders to the lowest common denominator.

>>18234754
>panders to the lowest common denominator.
>modern wrestling panders to fags, trannies, blacks and jeets
math checks out

don't think ive ever seen the silocord in such a state of frantic disarray before

>>18234062 (OP)
Brother, it ain't ballet.

https://vocaroo.com/17bn05WLBOFS

>>18234647
>fake
Kek, what a worked bitch

>>18234754
Wrestling was always for children. Funnily enough, there's a lot of man-children now

>>18234647
Man, fuck you

but this is ok? https://youtu.be/iqX7yY2Eg9M?si=kAZsf0Qh_cH6cQDE&t=20

>>18234062 (OP)
It would hurt a ton but I don’t see how that even would “knock you out”. Maybe eventually of blood loss. If anything it was dumb they even had it lay him out for a 9 count

>>18234062 (OP)
Not good

>>18234647
It's fake but it's supposed to be believable, not some bullied nerds acting out their fantasies of being invincible

>>18234062 (OP)
So nobody got hurt and everybody had FUN.

How is Seth Rollins doing bitch.

>>18236295
a DDT into a bed of nails doesnt hurt that much, WWE wrestlers are just weak as piss

>>18236353
>dropping head first on nails is nothing
Nice way to admit you have never been in or witnessed actual physical confrontation IRL. One nail (not AEW's rubber imitation) can fuck you up for life if it hits the eye, the gums or the temple. Why do you think some people fight with keys in between their fingers?

WWE wrestlers are mostly ugly as sin and terrible actors, but they'll never scoop as low as this outlaw shit to pop a neckbeard who has never been in a fight in his life

>>18234647
>>18234754
This. Treat it like a tv show where sometimes you just need to pretend like things make sense because they need to in the story/match.
Btw - you know Kane doesn't actually shoot fire and Taker doesn't shoot lightning right?

>>18236415
>if it hits the eye
but it didnt, if actually got hit in the eye the match wouldve ended so whats the problem? He didnt get hit in the eye and was able to get up, you made up a whole different scenario in your head its probably you who have never been in a fight lmao

>>18236418
they do so ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT

>>18236419
Yeah, you can get hit really hard and then you have a concussion but its not guaranteed, and we've seen matches end due to concussions. JD Mcdonagh powered through a shoot punctured lung. Anyone pretending like a big hit will injure you 100% of the time are utterly retarded.
When that blood is pumping the human body can do crazy things, like when niggers get tazed by cops and dont go down right away, do Edrones go "WAIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE, THATS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU OUT REEE"