Thread 18238632

UNHINGED BIRB EDITION!!!

The tragic tale of a family in shambles will come to a head as the great joshi war blesses us with a triple threat at the historic continuation of the Evolution PLE. It will be Becky vs. Bayley vs. Lyra in a triple threat, and MILLIONS are eagerly anticipating this captivating match that has quickly become one of the HOTTEST feuds in WWE. Will /ourbirb/ come out on top? Will she become progressively more unhinged and turn heel like she had been teasing these past few weeks? We shall see! Let's cheer /ourbirb/ on as she steps into the ring for one of her biggest matches of her career so far!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will wake up with one of their eyebrows missing but not notice it until someone makes them aware of it. How embarrassing!


WWE Raw highlight : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuhi9_12DPU
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw

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>>18238632 (OP)
First for smooches!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m HERE TO FLAP MY WINGS

>>18238632 (OP)
beautiful white women

>>18238653
Will she actually turn heel bros?

>>18238632 (OP)
I'm so excited for this match

>>18239291
afraid so

>>18239291
no, they can never make the crowd boo birb

So realistically Becky is going to retain, right?

>>18239902
probably

Lyra match is kicking off the show.

>>18240503
based

>>18240503
Tough act to follow. I know Iyo and Rhea will bring the house down though.

IT'S ALMOST TIME BROS

I'm so excited. I just want to see who comes out on top.

>>18238632 (OP)
did becky take the buccpill?

I hope Lyra gets a spot to suplex both of them since she's stronk

>>18238653
>hfw i whip it out

LFG LIL WEE BIRD!!!!

>Atlanta Falcons place
>Birb has homefield advantage
Finna get the belt back

>>18241339
5 German suplexes minimum

Consider the following plz

>>18241516
while you're correct that Atlanta's football team is the Falcons, that's the logo for their basketball team the Hawks.

Your overall point remains correct though!

>>18241575
This should be enforced. No more anti-Lyra speak.

inserting my tongue into birb's cloaca

AAAANNNNDDDDD NEEEEEEEEWWWWW

Umm...

>>18241647
>Coach
The dude who was despised backstage by everyone?

I hope Lyra has another accident tonight!

>>18241647
Finger nails status?

>>18241922
CUTE

I hope you guys liked my birb OP for the gamethread

>>18241922
NO POP KWABBBB

Becky was calling Lyra?

CUNT

>>18241970
Based Quickdraw birb chad

>>18241970
Based

>>18242058
Would be kino

>>18242058
Lyra looked evil. So probably

0 pop FOR THIS SHITTER

Kek no pop for birdshit

>>18242226
>>18242239
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO trim your fingernails

>>18242226
>>18242239
Megapops instead I'm afraid. Your nails are still untrimmed tho

We're not getting the good Bayley from the last birb match. She's slowing down the match.

Daily reminder that lyra lost (again) and has no title

Hmm

Not trying to be that guy. But Lyra carried the fuck out of the match.

>>18242802
Lyra is probably the best female in ring worker aside from iyo.

>>18242802
Her moveset is easily the most exciting of the three

Best leg drop in WWE

She'll get it back at Survivor Series

>>18242907
based webmbro

Someone gif Bayley slapping birb and then she gives her a pouty look

Crowd was going nuts for Lyra!

What did we think bros?

>>18242522
Bayley was moving slower than usual. Still, almost a perfect match.

>>18243018
Exceeded my expectations unironically

>>18243018
Fast paced match, couldn't look away. Birb and Becks carried. One of my favorite birb outfits
My favorite spots
>birb flying cross body off apron
>birb leg drop

>>18243018
4.7 stars from this anon :)

I mean, folx

>>18243018
Might be top 15 best finishes I've ever seen

>>18243180
Becky did really good here unironically

>>18243180
You can literally see her laying there thinking
>I can play so much more Animal Crossing if I don't win back the gold

>>18243277
Birb was holding back while Auntie Bayley was laying in them lol

>>18243018
It's my favorite lyra match. Beating the Dakota one.

Yeah MOTN without question. The Jacy one killed the crowd. So the PLE is going downhill fast lol

>>18243018
banger

>>18243445
Don't be mean anon

Lyra us a damn wrestling machine. Based Bayley elbow too.

>>18243617
That’s how you do a drop Okada

>>18243617
RIP birb's tummy

This should've been the main event WTF???

>>18243736
It might've been a 5 star match. But Rhea is a mega draw, brother.

The IC belt is the most important and exciting women's belt in all of WWE. You cannot dispute this. Every damn match is iconic.

>>18243879
They fumbled the US one badly.

Best triple threat I've seen. Including the WrestleMania one

Honestly really good PLE so far. I think the only thing that could drag it down is possibly the Rumble and that's only because there'd be too many cooks. MOTN will be highly contested tonight.

Sexiest Lyra outfit?

>>18244233
Lots of sniffable moments imo

Might be the best PLE since idk it's been awhile

>>18244812
Good promo that smoothly worked in the Becky hogan slander

everyone in this thread belongs in a gas chamber

>>18244936
you just signed your own death warrant dummy hah!

>>18244812
Becky can be an awesome promo. When she's not phoning it in.

Cinema!

Lyra is antidimes

>>18244936
You first

>>18245253
Even from here. I can tell Lyra is seething

>>18245330
maybe on opposite day

Taters was eliminated first :((((

>>18245850
I think she's getting released. Theres no explanation for her treatment.

>>18245955
massive unironic fumble if so

Waxxed player

why is momma Becky licking her lips

>>18246671
oh my

>>18246937
this is incest!!!

shades of this tonight

>>18247314
SNIFFFFF

For the first time in a long time, birb had only the second best match of the night.

The board is getting spammed badly. So PUFFY CLOACA BUMP

>>18247660
that's why we also love Iyo here, despite what our schizoid squatter says

>>18247955
Perfect bookends to an excellent show

So, without bias, which was the best match of the night? I really liked the triple threat but christ, tonight has a lot of competition. Amazing PLE overall.

>Lyra is gonna turn bro!
Yeah....

>>18248132
Tonight it was Rhea and Iyo, but it was a wonderful night of wrestling.

>>18248132
Rhea vs Iyo edged it out

>>18248132
rumble, rhea and lyo was 40% good but the ending was predictable and the start was bad

>>18248137
We really don't need a heel turn when she's this early into establishment on the main roster

>>18248962
At least she didn't get pinned tonight. Did your favorite?

>>18248962
>lost to a hall of famer
Vs
>getting the belt stolen by a black loud woman after having a terrible reign

>>18248962
You truly don't understand birbbros. We are happy to see Lyra regardless of whether she wins or loses, because our workhorse will always put on an amazing show for us.

so what happens on Raw?

>wasn't in the post-show
Ruh oh

>>18247805
/fatpuss/

Lyra is a dimeless title less nepohog bitch.

>>18249547
Welcome to the club iyo

>>18249547
you're so mad right now

Aoife.

Lyra having fun with the girls.

>>18251425
cute

>>18251453
>birb wearing her friend's t-shirt

I think after last night we're at the point where anybody who claims Lyra isn't over is just a troll. Not even they believe it anymore.

>>18251669
The Iyoschizo is going to hang onto Dakota getting mildly larger pops than Lyra once forever

[Uplifting News] Lyra Valkyria is happy that she's getting more mic time

>>18252111
we love our bird's voice

>>18244233
I want her ass to imprint my face

>>18252111
Kek what a wrestling machine this player is!

I wonder if birb met any of the Divas legends backstage

>>18253321
There was a wonderful closeup of her cute butt last night.

>>18253493
Trish molested her.

CAWWW

>>18253493
Torrie molested her.

>>18254221
me when birb isn't on my screen

>>18253754
Birb is an Atlanta Hawks fan?

>>18252111
Where is this from?

Daily reminder that lyra lost (again) and has no title

>>18254767
Thanks for your belt bitch.

My girls…

LYRA GOT KEKED OH NO
https://x.com/TatumPaxley/status/1944871641743544448

>>18255076
What does Izzy have that birb doesn't have??? Besides stature of course.

>>18255076
>>18255132
womanletbros....

>>18255132
She eats ass and Lyra doesn't cause she finds it gross

>>18255158
Lyra can make exceptions.

TATUM IS A BRAT

>>18255339
Kek

>>18255339
Her and Lyra are in need of bare bum spankings. They've been acting up too much!

>>18255196
Didn't she do the birb stretch yesterday

>>18255076
Is this NTR?

>>18255824
Yes to Bayley

KIRDBLT

BIRB MATCH!!!!!!!!

>>18256594
BASED

>2 out of 3 falls
THANK YOU PAUL

>two out of three falls with Bayley
Birb truly is the workhorse of WWE.

......Bayley is gonna win

>>18256721
Yeah, I have a feeling too. They're not gonna run Becko vs Birb a fifth time

>They're splitting gamethreads
Yeah I'll just hang here

I think they're currently tied. So this is the tie breaker match

SO THE HEEL TURN???????? HUNTER GOT COLD FEET

Excited for this match, frens

Auntie Bayley shoved Lyra :(

Those first pins were too fast for my liking but good match overall

>>18257297
The show is packed with good matches. They probably don't have the time

Crowd is cheering Lyra!!!

Kids were doing the Lyra pose. She's getting giga over

Lyra is a workhorse.

Great match tbdesu

HOLY SHIT

RUN IT BAAAAACCKKKKKKK

Its official. Becky vs Lyra is the best women's feud ever. Maybe beaten by the Sasha and Bayley one

trust the plan birbchads

I hope Lyra and Becky will be on night 2, because I probably have to go to a baseball game on night 1. I want to watch this match live.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

Finner

I think this match was actually longer than the Evolution one. I'm convinced now, if you put her in a 1 on 1, she can make anyone look great. She still did yesterday in a triple threat, but having more people can get her drawn into their pace rather than her own.

>>18257727
beauty

Good ending sequence. It started out a big shaky. Mostly cause Bayley was slow. But like the usual Lyra match. It goes 0-100. Not as great as that absolutely amazing Lyra vs Bayley match from a couple weeks ago. But still a great one.

Special...

Another PLE Lyra??

>>18257812
That kid marking out lmao based.

Kek, this kid was doing the Lyra pose.

Lyra thinks she's grown. She's still a brat!

>>18257964
>she got on her tippy toes to confront momma Becko
Cute :)

>>18257964
I think Lyra was trying not to laugh here. Becky must have kept the Hogan colored outfit a secret until then

>>18257883
>Lyra fans are lil sissy bois
Of course

>>18258067
Alright Iyofag you’re mentally ill

>>18258067
>he's insulting a kid
Get a grip dude

>>18258126
Becky nips

>>18258004
She looked caught off guard by the outfit lol
>>18258067
Kinda creepy dude

>puts on two amazing matches I back to back nights
Female Gunther

>>18258067
>Iyoschizo is STILL fantasizing about little kids

SummerSlam poster

>>18258393
They keep using the same headshot render for Lyra. It's annoying me.

>>18258477
kek, now that you mention it I see it too

It was probably not intended, but them wrestling in the mist at the start made the beginning look mystical and dimes af.

>>18257675
based birb bro finna be wooing n shit live

So this is what happens when you pat your local birb?

>>18258878
Cute

>>18258878
I bet her forehead was soft and warm

Turns out she returns the favor and gives you headpats as well!!

For me? It's disrespectful head pats

>>18258805
Lyra with the Undertaker smoke kek

>>18259242
Her suplexes are amazing. I wish she did the Dakota spot again

heelish

Lyra is over? Afraid so.

Brat!

>>18260085
Millions agree.

>she's trying so hard not to corpse
kek Beckster with the bants

Lyra Valkyria jumping with joy as she spots her beloved Auntie.

Will they ever be friends again...

How should the SummerSlam match end? Would you have wanted to see Bayley in there as well for another triple threat?

>>18262944
I think it would be fucking based if they make it a hardcore match and they both bleed.

>>18238632 (OP)
Whoever makes these birb generals may have gotten Lyra giga pushed by management these past couple of months. Same way Iyo got pushed on TV, because she got giga pushed here initially

>>18263050
We should make a Tatum general as part of the birbverse so she can join her on the main roster then.

>>18263112
I don’t think that’s gonna help. I think Tatum is a lost cause

>>18263176
I want to believe :(

I wanna see Lyra in a no DQ match. Imagine birb swinging a chair.

>>18264078
I have a feeling that the next match might get a stipulation.

>>18264570
>>18264580
she's actually really pretty IRL

>>18264502
My favorite Lyra webm. Love that facial expression.

>>18264570
>>18264580
>>18264622
If I was that close to her I'd have the biggest smile on my face.

>page 5 in 30 minutes
Stay vigilant bros, the Goldberg news is the reason the board is moving fast rn I guess

>>18265258
If Aoife ever gets a tattoo I'll kill myself.

>>18265275
That name anon.. it is not meant to be used!

Next birb op image and edition suggestions?

>Lyra doesn't have a gimmick!
She's literally one if the few that actually HAS one. Celtic Goddess Morrigan. Who's associated with war, fate, and death.

>>18257843
>>18265845
Feud of the year edition

>>18262666
based

>>18266295
tickets to Summerslam sub-edition

>>18263050
based us

Kek what a bird

>>18241647
N-

>>18267053
me on the right

Daily reminder that Lyra lost again and has no title

>>18267053
accurate

>>18267683
Unlike your favorite, she will regain hers at Summerslam

>>18267683
>>18268758
No title?
Title stolen by a black lady?
No trimmed nails?

>>18268758
kek you got exposed by the crowd

>Summerslam night 2
>Becky makes a deal out of her kid being in the building earlier on the show, during those walk-up vignettes they do now
>I quit match with Lyra
>Classic hard hitting match, one or both girls get color hard way
>Nothing is working for Lyra, Becky won't say I quit
>Lyra jumps into the crowd and makes an aggressive beeline towards the kid and whatever family member is with her
>Panicked Becky yells I quit I quit I quit

Kino double turn

Lyra is lowkey female KWABOTY contender if you think about it

>>18269266
Nah

>>18269266
Did she get her belt stolen by a loud black woman?

>>18269086
there was never a heel turn. Birb crashed out for a couple weeks is all

>>18266143
That’s not a gimmick retard. That’s a cosplay

Aoife.

>>18270083
Cusack

>>18270283
Sex

>>18271422
kek what a great draft pick

>Summerslam is in two weeks already
There's way too many PLEs I'm my opinion. Can't build anything properly.

>>18272456
I'm just happy they're not touring the EU for a while, the starting times really suck.

The crowd was going nuts for Lyra. Are we experiencing the first moments of Birbamaniac??

Daily reminder that lyra lost again and has no title

>>18273970
>lost fairly
Vs
>getting a title stolen
Kek Lyra won.

There are multiple pics of Becky licking her lips while being very close to Birb's bum. Very concerning indeed.

>>18274173
Should a mother be displaying this kind of behavior?

I was promised a heel turn :(

>>18274681
cheeks

>>18274681
I want to spank it but not too hard

New thread soon.

>>18275355
btw, what was the context of this image? who was she reacting to?

>>18275247
GIWTWM

>>18274173
[Strange News]

do it for birb

>>18276174
ok im cumming right now

New??

>>18276309
>>18276309
>>18276309
>>18276309
NEW