EVOLUTION GAME THREAD #9

Hi

Secret WHAT, Wade?

Why is Natalya the low key legend? She is just been jobbing for 20 years and has nice tits

>>18245518
Hey

>fucking ad during a ppv

MS PARKER
MS PARKER
MS PARKER

oh lawd im finna act up!

>>18245530
Not on my stream.

You're a failure Walker. Finally... something we have in common

Please pop for Julia, please

>I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD hits
How hard do you pop?

What the fuck, i haven't seen Nikki Bellas bod yet. My penis is erect.

WHY AM I GETTING ADS DURING THE ENTRANCES WTFFFFFF

Gotta love the Chelster

Chelsea is winning. No one getting jobber entrances is winning lok

>>18245526
because she trained half of the roster and could break them in half if they let her go wild for real

Lash Legend
>Like Jade but actually can kinda wrestle

All my girls are here

IT'S GOON TIME

IT'S TIME IT'S TATER TIME!

kek

very NXT crowd this

How badly must Nattie seethe at getting a jobber entrance

>goth zelina

who ya got?

Brock Lesnar is winning this..

It's time!

She Smol

For a minute i thought it was Bret Hart's Theme

Wow Jaida needs to lay off the fried chicken she got fat

>RV-SHE

Jada Parker is such a hood booger.

Natty, Dupri, Lash and Jaida Parker for commercial fags

HBK's NXT cum squadron deployed to retain viewership

Will the Evolve Women's Champion Kali Armstrong be in this battle royal?

>>18245530
I saw it cut to black but it came back with Natalya entering. Now it's just all the entrants so you aren't missing much.

tatum snaxley

>>18245560
lol lmao

no pop tatum kwab

>Not using Tatum 's dime theme
FUCK THIS

antipop for tatum...

>>18245583
chez

I love fit, attractive women performing for my pleasure while I sit on my fat, white ass and think about all the ways I want to fuck them.

even fit women have big fat arses
i need to get to america badly

>>18245556
>>18245602
fucking peacock fucked up adblockers

even zelina got a pop WTF

Damn these nxt girls are dimelesd

>>18245493 (OP)
From thread 2 to 9? Not even hiding it anymore. wwe is done for

Based Lola
Based Jaida
Based Lash
Based Kelani
Based Taters
Based Izzi

>Taters is officially in the culling
They may have one singular dime now

>>18245553
Ding Dong Diddly

>>18245583
>big dimes YEAH front and center
KNIGHTBROS, WE ARE BACK!

Oh so there's entrances while Amerimutts get just ads? Yeah very cool triple Hitler.

Everybody got a pop except Zelina holy shit KEK

>>18245608
>>18245612
Shawn will pay for his crimes

Negative pop for Tatum and Izzy

>>18245608
>>18245612
Didn't use the theme

Are any of the black women in this battle royal dating white men?

>>18245598
Tatum seems dimes. Like a mix between Paige and Bliss.

Zelina looks pissed
Like Malakai forgot her birthday

For me is BFab

Hola Lola

GIGAPOP FOR MICHIN

Why is Michin still not released?

>>18245583
What an embarrassing way to solve Seth’s injury.

>not a fucking peep for b-fab
kek

if they gave tatum a solo entrance with her kino theme she'd have gotten a big pop

>that cut to black
wait, are them doing ads?

TATERS IS HERE

sex with Tatum and Lola

>michin got a bigger pop than tatum
its fucking OVER

Zelina incorrectly billed as Womens US Champion

>>18245641
Moody over losing the title probably, seems like the type

>>18245632
They know what she did to ruin Saraya Page with that kick with the help of Sashit banks

candice and nia back together?

So Nia and Candice are still aligned? BASED

tatum is cute

how does B Fab still have a job she's girl JTG

Hope these 2 repeat this spot.

>>18245621
They're the only ones getting pops
b-fab and michin just came out to crickets

>>18245646
shut the fuck up humpranth

All of these themes are exactly the same holy shit

>Women's United States Champion
>Zelina Vega
Someone in the graphics department didn't do their job right

Why'd they get rid of her theme?

BATTLE COW!!!

Bro, most of them are kneegras wtf!

>>18245630
You're missing out on getting to see them make a half entrance

>>18245565
Is this real? Chat?

>>18245622
Person that made the last one couldn't count

>>18245630
It's only for the poor tier Peacockers.

Damm poor tatum she didn't deserve to be in the culling

Huh. Maybe Lyra was the Michaels.

COOOOOOOOOM

oh they're still doing the candice/nia thing? what happened to reforming The Way?

By being fat and brown, Nia is in fact like most girls in Muttamerica

Waar Giulia?
Waar Vaquer?

NUCLEAR POP FOR VAQ

gigapop for steph kek

>THAT'S A YUGE BITCH

>All In
>6 hours long
>24 threads
>3.5 threads per hour

>Evolution
>2 hours so far
>9 threads
>4.5 threads per hour

Umm.....

wait, is she only one getting pyro? lol

Isn't Candice with DIY?

Nia. Make me coom.

>>18245671
Def Rebel slander is Antisemitism please understand

Wtf did they do to candice theme

monster poo for nia

aura

STEPH

My mommy Steph

POP

based gigapop for the BND

>>18245683
you know that isn't true

>>18245682
Someone has to do the job brother

>vaq gets pyro now
she's so over

Whos eating the butt slams in this one? Candice?

Nia Jax is a man

>>18245638
Lash was with one of the creeds

Tatum haters will be hanged from the stadium rafters

>>18245700
I don't even care that they're bad, at least make them stand out from another

RASPUTIA

All jobbers to lose to Stephy time

Majority of the NXT girls are very obviously just eye candy.

>>18245683
shut up nigga

Lmao Triple H is such a fucking mark

they may as well just fire all the main roster women in this match except Chelsea, Nia and Maxxine and Ivy and Vaquer

THEY ARE DIMELESS ZERO POP ALL NXT GIRLS GOT MORE POP

NO POP FOR GHOULIA AGAIN KWAB

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18245718
lash and trick just bought a house together kek

>>18245717
So is you "mother" KWAB

antipop for giulia right after steph. grim

Not having Booker on commentary for this is a waste

who finna be the surprise entrant?

They love Giulia now???

>Vaquer in the rumble
F F F FUMBILIN

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
Poor Giulia.

>>18245745
paige

>>18245745
paige surely
doubt they got AJ

Bouncy bouncy, ooh such a good time

Taterbros, our time has come...

Look at how tiny Zelina Vega is

>>18245745
Cody

>>18245683
In planet retard

An idea just came to my mind. Is there an Indian cover band of Limp Bizkit? brb

Giulia SEXO.

>>18245695
>Major event of the promotion
>Almost C event (second so far)
Gee, I wonder

YA GIRL IS BOUNCY

Boober :(

>still with the braids
I HATE braids

>>18245726
and that's a good thing

>>18245715
Giulia

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>>18245683
>immediate seethe
Yes

>>18245748
She's winning

>>18245695
we don't give a shit how many threads you spammed for your 6 hour faggot festival

eh no pop for vaquer and giulia?

>>18245748
My Bitch Nigger Demon wife is winning though

>>18245745
Kidd Bandit

>>18245748
she's the favorite to win it at least

>>18245583
kill yeetman and put kross there

>>18245583
>yeet
ENOUGH ALREADY HOLY SHIT

>>18245727
Birb has a really good fisherman suplex and I wish more people would use it...

>>18245665
I hope is this one

>>18245745
Sasha Banks

>>18245753
No way am AJ return gets wasted on an arena show

Based Giulia outdrawing Stardom ASGQ>>18245748

God Steph is sexo

what?
THAT'S IT?

NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

>no surprises
heh

TATUM BROS NOOOOO

>>18245760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlOKxpIRhpk

Once I was in line at Arby's and Nia Jax was in front of me, she ordered two each of the fish 'n cheddar sandwich meal, the classic beef 'n cheddar meal, the smokehouse brisket meal, three apple turnovers, three cherry turnovers,
two salted caramel and chocolate cookies, five orders of jalapeno bites, two orders of fried mac n' cheese bites, and a jamocha shake then she giggled and said "gotta make room for all that" and let out what can only be described as a biblical fart.

I felt my hair blow back and the money I was counting flew out of my hand, the kid next to me who was ass height immediately got a nosebleed and passed out, and some guy on rollerblades got pushed into the trashcans.

It probably only lasted 10 seconds but it felt like a lifetime, and when it was over the smell was so bad people started grabbing their loved ones and rushing out, I heard an old lady praying in spanish, I would describe the smell as a bucket of chinese food that had been left rotting in the sun for a week mixed with the smell of a petting zoo.

Anyway I never stepped foot in an Arby's again, I think it's some form of PTSD.

taterbros...

tatum...

>>18245776
Based

kek

FUCK YOU NIA

TATUMBROS!

KWAB

NOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO SEE MORE OF TATUM'S BUTT

Tatum lel. next release from the company

Are you fucking kidding me?

Tatum KWAB

KEK TATUM JOBBED

>>18245583
Heyman

>>18245780
especially shocking since the irish cannot fish

Your champ

No surprises then

TATUM KWAB

LMAO FUCK OUTTA HERE TATUM YOU SHITTER

rip taters, lol

>>18245773
so pretty and perfect...
TatumGODS, we do not deserve her...

was making dinner. did iyo lose yet?

BASED NIA HAHAHAHAHA

Taterbros...we're so getting released

Jesus fucking christ. NXT in the mud.

TATUMSISSIES?

>tatum that early
sad

The only person in this entire ring that is main event material is Jaida Parker

Liv is missed

>>>>>>>>>>>>kelani is getting the katana chance/kofi spot

Preferred winner, Nia or Chelsea.
Predicted, idk

Where's trish?

>tatum and izzi out immediately
I will now stop watching

how do you even organize so many women to work at the same time? must be a nightmare

I'm going to kill myself

>>18245820
No, but Tatum got eliminated in about 0.5 seconds.

yup taters is getting released

When did Tatum start getting so much hate on this board?

This is a setup for a Lash Bodyslam on Nia

KWAB

AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIA CLEAN THESE KWABITCHES UP

Ok we out fuck you WWE

Melo is a lucky man

Say hello to your new Katana Chance

>they're still trying to push Kelani

Nia color looks good today, whose the other big negris

No surprise entrants?

>tatum eliminated

BULLSHIT

Why is there always one unoriginal shitter copying Kofi Kingston's rumble gimmick in these kinds of matches

>>18245839
I hope she keeps the goth look in the indies

Fuck you Nia... my day is ruined

Tatum Bros not like this

She fucking won

>>18245840
when people started saying she was the michaels and lyra was the jannetty

>>18245772
>edrone reading comprehension

>That slap

she making a come back tonight?

Damn that big black bitch looks like Naomi and Jade ran full speed into each other and combined.

Are we sure that Lash Legend isn't an actual man?

I want to do Alba while she keeps the Secret Hervice suit on

>>18245829
Terrible take, bro.

>>18245853
didn't morrison do it first anyway

I’m so over elimination spots the motherfucker is 100% out of the ring fuck off. Michaels ruined the royal rumble when he came up with the idea of it needing to be both feet.

>>18245853
Its a free pop

that handstand was dimes, outfit looks like itd be sweet like candy

TKO pls shut down this division ASAP

>>18245851
Surprise entrants filled with NXT jobbers like Tatum

Based Wade is a kween lover

>>18245866
holy shit BASED

Should’ve stayed with Lyra.

>>18245861
Who was fucking her here besides the entire locker room?

hope Snorlax lose fucking Obese Whore

>>18245861
who?

Goddammit I like Ivy

kek based giulia

>no surprise returns
TRIPLE H LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

This is fucking unwatchable

>>18245869
I think the first ever rumble save spot was Mysterio when he ran up people’s backs. However, the handstand was Kofi. Morrison leaped to the barricade and then back to the ring.

Ivy gets screwed every time damn

are they really trying to reheat fucking giulia vs stephanie
STEPH WON MOVE ON

envision the stench in that ring

>>18245861
ADVERTISER-SAMA, PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!

Is Tatum next on the chop block ?

>>18245866
Same, she is pure sexo in that outfit

>>18245890
Are you gay?

>>18245760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf4CVRdzMG0

>>18245884
saar

ronda rousey mentioned??

>Nikki goes for a stare down, Gulia just starts heeming her

NIKKI BELLA chants while Stephanie and Giulia have their staredown

>>18245861
cp

Kek Chelsea what a heel

Whose bright red hair/pink outfit girl?
She hurts my eyes.

LA PRIMERA

>>18245886
>instantly eliminated
fucking hell are they calling this match based on what /pw/ likes

CHELSEA YOU BITCH

>>18245888
kelly kelly even refused to be in the crowd lol

>never headbutt a Joshi

BOOOOOO

>>18245861
Who?

>LE BOOKER T
>LE BUTT MOVE xD

get this dog-faced bean off my screen

>>18245888
He barely does Rumble surprises either. He just puts them in the crowd and shows them.

Wow they got rid of Ivy already?

Someone should just throw an uncooked Hungry-Man in the ring

>>18245799
holy yum unironically

>>18245911
Big swole looks like that now?

Lola should start shooting and heem everyone in the ring

Viper should not be a jobber Jesus Christ

dimes vs dimeless

>>18245899
100%. I expect release after summerslam

CHELSEA YOU CUNT

is that b fab

>>18245903
Obese Nigger

>natalya doing a worm

NATTY KWAB

KINNNNNNNNNNO WORM

SHOOT WORM

>Chelsea

Maxxine with the shoot worm

Nattie worm?

MAXXINE SEXOOOOOOOO

Lola's ass is too big, I LOVE IT

>>18245937
Sucks. I find her entertaining

How is Natty still this bad at wrestling and how do people pretend she is any good and actively decides to train with her??

>>18245861
where the hell did you get this? moar of Paige

NOOOOOOOOOOO MAXINE

I’m going to piss my pants laughing if nikki bella wins

I fucking despise the WWE I'm about to just go full AEW Gigi got released Shotzi got released Tatum got treated like a joke I DON'T WANNA WATCH SHITTY FUCKING JELLY ROLL MATCHES AHHHHHHHHH

How is Natalya so shit all these years later

YEET

what if a bad bitch decides to shoot and doesn't want to get eliminated?

This has been so tough to watch. Women can not call matches like this on the fly.

lol

KWAB

sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmXCdPSDsmg

>>18245950
worked by nylon

White women dropping like flies

>Candice Michelle

>Candice Michelle

Jesus cole

THIS IS DIMES AND SEXXS

>candice michelle
kek

>>18245965
She would be instantly over with me

fucking yikes.

>>18245899
I don't think they'd keep her around as long as they have it they didn't like her

based Candice Michelle. What ever happened to her foot fetish content?

Describe the smell in the ring

>see people just smiling and chatting during the entire match

>lola last nxt women standing
based

>not bringing up candice bullying maxinne again
LAME

Too many Bunda in one Match

Why nfab and miayim in this match

>>18245961
Could have been a dimes faction. The E is retarded

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT LOVE IS

>325

>youre a disgrace you know that Michael Cole
WADE

Big fan of B-Fab, me

Michin is so ugly

>>18245986
salty milk

BFAB GIGA CAMELTOE

>candice michelle again

>jaida gets eliminated
>crowd seethes like no other

Bro, how did he say Candice Michelle this many times

NNNOOO why are they getting rid of all the hot wommenz

Kek wtf was that guilia

Is Cole drunk?

Great Nia's gonna win.

NEW >>18245240

>Candace Michelle again
Jesus Christ, Cole

NEW
>>18246008

holy shit he did it again COLE
BURY THESE DIMELESS WHORES COLE
I GUARANTEE NOBODY WATCHING KNOWS ALL THESE WOMENS NAMES

>>18245986
women's deodorant and sweat

>>18245940
yes, it's her....6th match this year.... she's really pushing it this year

Giulia needs to gain weight

its gonna be a KINO Piper vs Jax finish

Imagine Keith Lee smothering Michin while in the missionary position

B Fab with some shit looking strikes

reuse
>>18245240
>>18245240
>>18245240

>LOLA STILL In
FKKK

holy sex

>>18245901
Pretty sure it's unwatchable to him because he is NOT gay like you.

>>18246047
Fuck off

Real New
>>18246008

>>18245861
>12 minutes
/pw/ really doesn't have jannies huh

>>18246202
I reported it like 10 minutes ago

>>18245861
Is this a new leak?

>>18245861
It's Paige?