Thread 18251623

>has a fucked knee
>Has repeatedly said his knee is fucked publicly
>Still did an aborted moonsault spot where he landed on his feet
>AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING KNEE
what a retard
Even Moxley isn't that stupid

>>18251623 (OP)
KWABOTY '25
3rd Place Bronze Medal Winner

>>18252989
nope its still phil

How hard is it to adjust your style to not be so intensive on your knees? It’s like he wants to get hurt at this point

moxley is actually quite a safe wrestler outside of the weapon stuff, none of the stuff he does really fucks up his body longterm

>>18251623 (OP)
Rey Mysterio's knees were fucked as far back as the late 90s. Seriously, it'd get referenced in promos by the Filthy Animals. But he managed to adapt his style over the years, and while he's probably on his last legs now, thirty years later, Seff is too fucking retarded to change his style. Probably because it's the only style he knows. Such an overrated shitter.

>>18253015
Moxley never does a flip and even though I dislike him as a wrestler its the right call for him. He seems to be content with turning his forehead into mush with all the blading

>>18252994
I wonder if we'll look back and see more injured wrestlers now than back in the day because none are willing to slow down.

>>18251623 (OP)
Honestly worst thing about every Seth match was the inevitable "muh knee" selling which he then completely undermines by doing moonsaults, running knees, superplexes, falcon arrows and running stomps. Hopefully now his knee is dead again he'll actually change up his boring ass style.

>>18253015
Mox is stupid for a lot of reasons, but yeah, he's a safe worker for the most part. Just a Hep C risk, at worst.

>>18253067
I despise his superplex into falcon arrow spot. Yeah, I know what it's supposed to be--using the momentum from the first move to launch into the second (as if that's how physics actually worked) but it looks fucking retarded and you just no-sold what could be one of the high spots of your match. Fucking retard.

>the state of seff’s hairline
Nothing is going this guy’s way these days huh

>>18253103
It's looked like that for almost a decade

>>18253109
It hasn’t tho? This was him in 2019

>refuse to adjust your in ring style
>get a career ending pregnancy as a result

KWAB

Why doesn't he just fix his knees like P.K did ?

>>18253131
Yeah because he's not sweating in a match there.

>>18253160
Sweating doesn’t make your hair disappear

People were saying Seth deserves props for calling an audible and letting LA Dimes win the match but the faggot couldn't even walk at that point, how was he gonna win the match

>Refused to adapt his moveset as he gets older
>Keeps KWABing himself
Deserved injury.
This self-mark needs to get a clue like Randy did.

>>18253259
No but it does make it clump up and look thinner

Have you never taken a fucking shower fatso? not that anon btw

>>18251623 (OP)
it's a work

>>18251623 (OP)
He tweaked it right before that spot

>>18253538
They never learn. You can tell he wasn't taught by dimes era wrestlers.

>>18253081
Fuck you cornettecel

>>18252991
Seth definitely makes the dishonorable mentions list this year though

>>18253259
>>18253131
>>18253103
Why do fat zoomers shit themselves over other men’s hairlines?

>>18254758
they are very afraid of aging for some reason. more so than any previous generation. note how they lash out at millennials for no reason. millennials didnt give a shit about gen x at all, zoomers have millennials in their head rent free. its a sick fear of aging thing.

>>18251623 (OP)
>one of the best high flying wrestlers on (flat) earth
>realizes he's getting older and his body can't take it anymore
>changes his style before he seriously hurts himself
>becomes one of the best technical wrestlers on (flat) earth
what an actual GOAT looks like - they should have put the WHC on him instead of zest rollins in 2023

>>18254809
TRVKE

>>18251623 (OP)
Him getting injured doing the same exact spot that he got injured last time makes me believe this is a work

>>18254809
>>becomes one of the best technical wrestlers on (flat) earth
this didn't happen

>>18254809
He was injured for a year you absolute fucking retard

>>18254856
that's not serious

>>18251623 (OP)
What a retard

>>18253131
Wow what a modest and acceptable wardrobe that in no way acts as a crutch for his husk of a character
>>18253142
>pregnancy

>>18254758
>>18254786
>coping baldies seething
kek

Dave and Pollock say that this is a work while SRS says that it's legit, this whole think stinks of late deathbed WCW

Why is a 40 year old doing flips like this, you're not 25 seth.

>>18251623 (OP)
Mox isn't afraid to prove that he isn't a pussy, we may make fun of him for his extreme fake tough guy gimmick but he inside his head is so autistic that he believes it's real and he proves it by taking unnecessarily tough spots that can injure you.
And that kind of retard dedication deserves a tough guy honorable mention, Seth meanwhile is made of paper and is only good at taking bumps on the microphone.
In short he deserves this for backstage politicking his way into stealing the Megastar's rightful MitB.
Hopefully this speeds up his retirement, YEAH.

>>18254809
>becomes a jobber to Logan Paul
Was it worth it?

>take a break for a couple months
>have an actual surprise cash in

>>18254719
Has Cornette ever shit on that spot? Because I've never heard him comment on it, and I hate it. Moreover, I'd be surprised since Tyler Black was an ROH guy he liked.

>>18259402
>puts over younger talent who's extremely over
AJ doesn't strike me as a mark, so probably

>>18251623 (OP)
It's a work, you marks. Shit, first thing Cole says as soon as he lands is
>"REMEMBER HE TWEAKED HIS KNEE THE OTHER DAY? DO YOU REMEMBER IT? HE TWEAKED HIS KNEE!!!"
How much obvious do you guys need it to be

>>18252994
They all get pushed behind the curtain to give their all, the maximum, and then another level of effort beyond that.
By all rights and logic, he shouldn't be doing any flying moves anymore with his fucked knees. Austin toned it down too before the neck problem made him quit using top rope moves altogether.
The difference is that Austin wasn't a mark for the WWE. Most of today's talent, Rollins included, are marks for the WWE.

>>18255348
yeah really

>>18251623 (OP)
That's the stupid mentality modern "wrestlers" have adapted. They know they shouldn't do certain things, but they don't know how to improvise and insist on getting their shit in for backstage validation

Seth will cash in during Cena vs Codester at Summerslam. The fake knee injury is a work.

>>18252989
>3rd Place Bronze Medal Winner

story of his life desu