>Says "bitch" in a funny voice and puts on a solid 3 star performance every match
>"That wirr be 7 mirry, Tony"

How can you not love this guy?

>>18252084 (OP)
Is Tony really paying him that much?

>>18252084 (OP)
Takeshita is 10x the wrestler this bucky beaver mf ever was

>>18252084 (OP)
You niggers are too stupid to understand his scientific approach to the squared circle.

>>18252084 (OP)
An important part of wrestling is getting money out of marks

Based lil kazu

>>18252084 (OP)
I absolutely need to see Okada vs Shibata in AEW, it would suck so much and NuJamals would seethe so much, god I fuckig hate New Japan, they're so fucking cocky and I want all their legacy fucking GONE!

>>18252084 (OP)
It's impossible for Asians to look intimidating

>>18252084 (OP)
>>18252114
2 billion yen over 3 years according to tokyo sports

>>18252414
Holy shit, this nigga gets paid as much as a main eventer to do nothing. Pretty based, Nash would be proud

>>18252414
>2 billion yen
holy based

>>18252399
What about that stone pitbull guy?

>>18252084 (OP)
kek what a fucking master carny

we love you GOAT

>>18252414
Is Tony fucking retarded or just a massive mark? I can't imagine paying this much to some guy barely putting in effort, isn't a big draw, and who probably doesn't even respect you.

>>18253472
Tony pays you based on how many Meltzer stars you have, not on things like drawing

>>18252084 (OP)
He learned from the best

Born to be a comedy wrestler, forced into being a generational ace

Okada was always a goofball who wanted to do comedy shit. They made him a star. Look what happened as soon as he came back to America...started right back on the goofball shit. I mean good for him for getting millions to do virtually nothing but, why did anyone expect anything different?

zero sold out Tokyo Domes

>>18252114
>>18252131
>>18252330
>>18252399
bitch

>>18253472
It's not even nepobaby Tony's money. He just begs his daddy to up his monthly allowance.

>>18253573
I was surprised seeing how many people were complaining about Okada doing comedy bits in AEW as if Tony held a gun to his head, that shit was all Lil Kazu, people just really only watched the gifs or matches downloaded via torrent, and skipped all the rest

Mercedes at least has good matches and has elevated the women's division. Okada's legit brought nothing that Takeshita didn't already have (and more). Complete flop and waste of money. He could've lured another top WWE star over for what he's paying Okada.

>>18252399
i can never tell if this nigga is going to smile and shill his genki drink, or give someone brain damage