>It's clobbering time!
>Yeet!
>Yeah!
>Cero miedo!
>Bark!

>>18252344 (OP)
kek WWE is literally a children's sound association learning game

Damn, wrestlers having catchphrases really broke your brain. Make sure you don't watch any popular wrestling from the past 40 years, if that continues to bother you.

>>18252356
Like one of those books with buttons you give to toddlers

kek it do be like that in the fed

>>18252344 (OP)
Why doesn't marvel sue CM punk for stealing their catch phrase?

>>18252344 (OP)
>my name is pall hay man

>>18252381
>posts image of AEW wrestler that has a better catchphrase than all of them

>>18252344 (OP)
If /pw/ was around back in the day they would've said Steve Austin was a catchphrase merchant that can't wrestle

>>18252344 (OP)
Zzzzzzzz

>>18252344 (OP)
>>Bark!
I popped

>>18252433
cowboy shit would be a good catchphrase if it wasn't delivered by a nu-male from Virginia

>>18252344 (OP)
Wait, who is the WWE Real World Champion? Was it Seth and he got injured? Who gives AF about Gunther when the real championship is up for grabs?

Please advise.

>>18252445
It's LA Knight

>>18252441
The closest you've ever gotten to a cow is a photo with your mother, sit your goofy ass down.

>>18252433
I shoot don't know what either of their catchphrases are. But I can't imagine they're much better.

>>18252484
What are hangman's pronouns?

>>18252484
It feels like an HBK situation for me with hanger. I don't care about the guy behind the character aside from the fact he likes Banjo Kazooie, but he's one of the best guys for ringside storytelling

>>18252492
Hang/man

>>18252506
>but he's one of the best guys for ringside storytelling
He's corny as fuck.

>>18252522
Peepfag mad lmao

>>18252506
Yet he is awful at acting and has very little charisma. He is just one of the 3 wrestlers in AEW Tony actually comes up with angles for

>>18252522
Wrestling is a corny sport anon, and that's what makes it fun. Hulk Hogan, Kane, Taker, JBL, all of them when you look at the sum of their parts. But they were fun because they're corny larger than life people. I'm not saying Hangman is that same level, but I am saying that calling something corny in a field that is corny is a bit silly

>>18252522
If this happened in the Attitude Era you'd be like "LOOK HOW MUCH OLD WRESTLING HAD!!!!"

Bark bark bark

>>18252589
No i wouldn't cuz im not an ESL pajeet

Does Penta really say Bark?

>>18252356
Wrestling always has been.

>>18252576
Sure, all those names you listed did corny shit and did "haha" at some, or several points, but they themselves rarely came across as corny. They had credibility and could carry themselves like men when needed. JBL would at times, but he was chickenshit heel. He wasn't being some badass babyface FOTC. And Hogan had his moments, but some of those were shit too--or entertaining for the wrong reason, like screaming "THAT'S MY HEAD" when he's supposed to be the top heel.

>>18252591
The Beast Breaker

>>18252344 (OP)
Not even Gooner could carry any of these shitters to a good match

>>18252576
Stop responding to the insane Christian fanboy.

>>18252591
this was dimes af. i want to see that dag back in Bron