Thread 18254024

This is Wrestling perfected

>>18254024 (OP)
easy, willy boy.

>>18254024 (OP)
What anime is this?

>>18254024 (OP)
Shit like this is why All In went from 40k tickets distributed to 20k tickets distributed.

lol Blake Monroe tag match was a lot better.

>>18254024 (OP)
evolution tag match was unironically better

>>18254132
Forget my pic like a retard

>>18254024 (OP)
Did the crowd chant PWG?
Like it or not, PWG did irreversible damage to wrestling.

>>18254097
Dragonball GT

>>18254024 (OP)
business idea: a 20 minute long match that's just one giant reversal chain leading to a finisher.and pin

I don't hate the wrestlers in gAyEW but I do hate toby Khan. I am impressed they are still in business

>>18254024 (OP)
JFC this is absolutely horrendous

That is somehow worse than watching women's wrestling. Was tough to watch without physically wincing.

>>18254295
at least the woman thots can be attractive

>>18254024 (OP)
Lame

The young bucks have made an entire career off of pretending to be athletic

>>18254255
Shahid has endless money and does NOT want his autistic son anywhere near his actual money making businesses. God bless him for giving us endless hours of entertainment to laugh at. It'll only get funnier in the coming years.

>>18254363
>Young bucks
>They're in their 40s

>fedophiles still having a meltdown over this sequence because their entire roster is full of shitters incapable of doing this

o i am laffin

>>18254385
Incapable of doing choreographed gay shit? Yeah, I guess.

>I don't hate the wrestlers in gAyEW but I do hate toby Khan. I am impressed they are still in business
>Shahid has endless money and does NOT want his autistic son anywhere near his actual money making businesses. God bless him for giving us endless hours of entertainment to laugh at. It'll only get funnier in the coming years.

>>18254024 (OP)
boomers really cant comprehend anything faster than a bearhug

>>18254390
Incapable of doing anything but headlocks, power slams and irish whips, yes.

>>18254024 (OP)
young buck hits the buckshot lariat as psychological mindgames because they have maintained they are doing everything to help hangman, ospreay feels theyre not so hes defending hangman, great character work, Ospreay counters into the powerbomb but isnt agile enouh to pull it off, a misplaced punch from jackson gets him into a full nelson from ospreay, things start breaking down and the bucks stun swerve with superkicks, ospreay realises theyve taken control and goes for the german suplex but the buck counters it again with the casadora, they kick the shit out of each other with the young bucks having way stronger kicking ability, its one of their go to moves, this allows them to hit the destroyers but the BUSHIDO fighting spirit fills ospreay and swerve allowing them to hit one last strike each, their finishers, but are too wiped out to make the cover, phenomenal wrestling, some people are just slow

AEW fans will go to bat for the lamest gayest fakest shit to try and defend their company

>>18254024 (OP)
>no selling canadian destroyers
what slop
>muh penta
he is slop too

>>18254412
Iyo Sky doesnt exist, I guess. Okay.

>>18254385
almost everyone in wwe could do this exact sequence including most of the women, they just choose not to because it looks like shit

>>18254452
Pure delusion. WWE's current roster is the biggest collection of talentless shitters ever assembled.

Gargano and Zayn could do this if they wanted. That's it.

>>18254470
Lol you pick the two slowest sawdusted indie guys in wwe. fucking retard lmao. fucking tiffany stratton and charlotte could do this in their sleep

Young Bucks are unironically the greatest tag team of all time and if you can't recognize that you are a retarded cultist or a contrarian cultist or both.

>>18254470
the only reason anyone still does shit like this is because of AJ vs. Okada

>>18254024 (OP)
They don't even pretend that there's any semblance of a struggle.

>>18254024 (OP)
drones will hate this then praise Japanese gymnast Iyo Sky

>>18254478
>fucking tiffany stratton and charlotte could do this in their sleep
hahahahahahahahaha

>>18254485
>5'10
>GOAT
Can't be both.

>>18254485
That was before elitecels pretended to watch NJPW sadly

>>18254493
That part.

Iyo wrestled an AEW match last night and the dronies are still jizzing over it. Too funny.

>>18254024 (OP)
>6 flips and easily over 10 superkicks in that one gif

Is there some chingchong Japanese wrestling match that had everybody laid out after big movez that all these shitters are trying to reference? I feel like I've seen this spot a ton.

>>18254024 (OP)
Seethe more faggot

>>18254024 (OP)
i fucking hate this modern thing in wrestling where people disappear then you can see them waiting for their scene

>>18254098
It's okay when wwe does it!

>>18256105
Post a comparable WWE spot

>>18254024 (OP)
good sequence.

>>18256113
Pat Patterson vs 3 ring boys circa 1985 was a 5* match in accordance to Terry Garvin

>>18254024 (OP)
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BASED

>>18254132
Yeah it wasn't because this PPV took place in Texas US where wrestling is a commodity and there's another major promotion running shows, unlike in the UK where major PPVs are a novelty.
Retard

Wrestling fans are too nice these days, there's no way people aren't sick of this shit, and they won't stop doing it until the fans actually shit on them for it.

>>18254132
This All In had a higher attence than any event WCW ever put on

>>18258084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_Championship_Wrestling_attendance_records
Google is free

>>18254160
Rollins tried this and he's on the shelf for 9 months for an ACL.

>>18254363
They love making EDrones boil. That's their gimmick.

>>18254418
not reading any of this head cannon. Still Punk btw

>>18254449
>>why aren't they wrestling in slow motion??
Watch Dragon Gate or even American indies from 20 years ago. AEW is the slow motion fed.

>>18258412
Droneys have no clue bro

>>18254024 (OP)
9400 people saw this in person

>https://arlingtontx.govqa.us/WEBAPP/_rs/(S(x3wuwmo0ija3b3br2qdsqtkc))/SupportHome.aspx

>>18254024 (OP)
We went from
>People trying to make shit look as hard hitting as possible with least chance of actual injury and least required effort
to
>People trying to make shit look as complicated as possible with high chance of actual injury but looking soft as fuck in actual impact
Training and then pushing marks was a fucking mistake, part of being clued in is meant to be learning how the grift works.

>>18254024 (OP)

>in front of 20 thousand ppl at their WrestleMania in a baseball stadium that holds 40k in the stands alone, then the entire field area

>>18254024 (OP)
wow so all four of these marks booked this match? lmao

>>18261068
Yeah it's a real shame they couldn't have their match scripted move-for-move by some never-was from 20 years ago.

>>18254024 (OP)
I get no enjoyment from shit like this.

>>18260972
now do Summerslam only using 50% of the 80,000 seats in that stadium
go on

>>18260753
Nothing more cringe than LARPing as a 1970s old school rassler on the Internet in 2025

>>18256455
no spotty? bald spot on your head doesn't count

Videogame "wrestling" :O

>>18261582
everybody under the age of 50 grew up playing video games boomboom

>>18261513
I'm not larping, I know I'm not one of those carnie fucks. I also know those carnie fucks entertained me better than these highly talented athletes. I watch wrestling to watch people try to pretend to put on the most interesting fight I've ever seen, not to watch an acrobatic circus routine that doesn't bear even a passing resemblance to any form of combat.

>>18254024 (OP)
So what will daddy Dave actually give this match. We know he's going to break his retarded scale, but by how much?

>>18262136
10 stars

Edrones be like: " I only watch hyper realistic WWE shoot style" then show you this shit.

>>18262136
As I said, when the match was announced, he already decided to give it 5 stars, with the match done, he will give it 6.5, even though realistically, it's not even a 4 stars match.

>>18256672
From 40k to 20k. Seethe lol

>>18258084
AEWtists lie as easily as they breathe

>>18254024 (OP)
Canadian destroyers used to be death match ending finishers.. now it's just something you no-sell on the way to the next spot.

>>18262266
Yeah welcome to wrestling the Irish Whip used to be a match killer

>>18262154
Miz is a 20+ year pro that doesn't know how to base for a move I was using in No Mercy 25 years ago

>>18262225
I'm guessing based on who was in it, it'll be a 5.75.

>>18254024 (OP)
neat sequence until they just start no-selling shit, and then by the end it's just goofy

>>18254024 (OP)
This might be the gayest thing I have ever seen. Like, watching 100 guys buttfucking and felching semen out of each other's assholes would literally be less gay than this "wrestling segment."

>>18254024 (OP)
You seething over people enjoying this is very funny

>>18263682
Laughing at cringe isn't seething lil bro. This shit is endlessly entertaining, just not in the way it was intended to be entertaining.

>>18263696
uh huh sure sweetie ;)
You're totally NOT mad that people loved and enjoyed something you didnt

>>18263725
Lol. No. Laughing at retards never gets old.

>>18263758
You are so legitimately angry
lmaoooo

MELTZ GAVE IT 5 STARINOS. CHECKMATE CHUDS

So what's the difference between this and the match between Kelani Jordan and Sol Ruca that Uncle Dave called a highly choreographed dance routine and not a wrestling match?
Obviously the men do it faster and cleaner because they're men but this is objectively a super choreographed dance routine but everybody knows Dave will cream his pants over it.

>>18254097
Inu no onanisuto hottodoggu shō (OVA)

>>18254024 (OP)
This looks like stunt men in action movies, except stunt men look cooler cause the VFX team makes it look like the hits connect...These chump would be better off just auditioning to be stunt men in Hollywood cause this trash is just embarrassing for national TV

>>18254024 (OP)
who did it better?