>>18258487 (OP)Here's a pity bump for you
The comedy when Punk wins this match
>bron and penta start
>bron pins penta
>la knight enters
>bron pins knight
>jey enters
>jey pins bron
>punk enters
>punk pins jey
Being an LA knight fan sucks. Almost as bad as being a Buddy fan!
I can't bring myself to watch movies that didn't play theatrically. That's just wrong.
>>18258487 (OP)CLOPPITY CLOP PAUL LISTEN TO MY HOOVES
This match has been stinky after Penta was pinned.
He's winning the WHC and there's nothing you can do about it.
lmaooo mfw this nigga said run in back i gotta yeet on the crowd first
The women have more talent then the men.
the two worse options will be the last two "Punk/Uso"
fuck this company
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
This shouldn't have been a fall for fall gauntlet, having everyone in the ring would have been better but HHH can't book crap
from now on, when Iyo fags get uppity, just say โI dont know what you just saidโ
Nice camera work you fucking retards
>>18259050Smackdown makes em, Raw takes em.
>>18259067But isn't that RAYCEEST?
Imagine if Jey wins and Gunther faces him again haha that would be funny
WHEN YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING.
BUT BRON? HES A GENETIC FREAK, AND IS NOT NORMAL. SO HE HAS GOT 75% OF WINNING, IF YOU WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE.
>>18259067>go find yourself >I donโt know what you just said All the shitposters have been getting BTFO on the mic.
>>18259067Shut up ypou stupid little bitch. Shes 100x better than anyone else on that roster and thats a fact.
>>18259065Gotta inflate the show time since Rollins couldn't do a 20 minute promo.
Knight is the Buffalo Bills of wrestling. They'll never win the big one.
Michael Cole's commentary gives away all nearfalls
>>18259050he was never moved officially, he just has been appearing here recently
>OH GOD, IT'S AN INTERFERENCE
>INTERFERENCE FROM
>*checks list of samoan retards*
>TUMPY DUMPY! IT'S TUMPY DUMPY!
>>18258487 (OP)Why is it no DQ? Are they usually no DQ?
BRONBROS WE ARE GOING OVER THE ENTIRE MAIN EVENT SCENE
At least we've been saved from another Jey and Gunther match.
This is as bad as the opening match
That last spear was kinda weak.
>No DQs
>In a 1v1 gauntlet
I swear this has happened before?
Why is there no DQ? It's 1 on 1 matches.
Roman costing Bron the win to set up their Summerslam match?
>>18259091unironically lazy booking
lmao that Jey had to lose to interference and not Knight. It's over LAbros...
Why doesn't Sneed just get in the ring and jump Phil
>Jey requires outside interference to lose
>Knight doesn't
FUCK YOU HAITCH
Fate diverges. The future is uncertain.
>jobs to one spear
super jey is OVER
Why have the Prime cart out there if the wrestlers don't use the drinks?
phil forgot to take his jacket off
>>18259113>>18259116la knight was wrestling kayfabe injured, he was protected too you retards
>wins
>make pee dub chuds and aew redditors SEETHE
Punk is the only dime drawer left on this brand
Punk looks like garbage holy grim
>>18259123Not enough people get thrown into it. I'm convinced Logan has it under contract that it doesn't get used like that.
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They've been preparing for it
>>18259133listen man, he ain't good anymore. gets gassed faster than Dwayne
>>18259126Yes, give me that delicious cope, I love it Maggle!
It's globering time!!!! Woooooo!
how long before paul utilizes jey's entrance theme as mid-fight power up?
>jey losing
>"UUUUSOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>entire crowd starts yeeting and singing
>jey jumps to his feet and starts pop locking
>super kicks opponent
>1-2-3
>5 minutes of stadium yeeting and singing to closing credits
>>18259134He's gonna have to step up now that Seth's gone. Maybe work twice the shows.
Like him or not Phil is literally the last draw aside from rhea cody and cena they have rn kek
This Sheba ad is terrible
>>18259137i think is the gray beard
>>18259126But a kayface injured Knight beat a fresh faction leader Seth on Saturday.
who the fuck wants to see punk vs gunther
>>18259149maybe on planet boomer
Imagine if Punk KWABs his knee too
B-but why is the crowd still cheering Phil? He sucked the blood money cockโฆ. That was supposed to totally destroy his legacy foreverโฆ Itโs not fair sistersโฆ.
>>18259153knight said seth injured himself and he capitalized
>"here comes Seth with a wheelchair!! Bah gawd"
Punk's age is def starting to show on his face. father time comes for us all
>>18259158A lot of people
whats the kayfabe reason bron and bron dint kill phil right now
Liam Neeson has done the same movie 50 times over
>>18259158Millions and millions of us in the WWE Universe!!!
>>18259145Hunter hated the YES chants
>>18259166Please. Him apologizing made him even more of a monster face.
Corey Graves says Phil has a lot of endurance.
Is Punk trying to KWAB himself like Seff did?
>mate you know ill throw this mate
>>18259158as opposed to what?
They should go ahead and just book a woman in a triple threat menโs match for Guntherโs title.
>>18259188>places it backwhat a big bitch
if theirs no DQ whats stopping Sneed coming in and squashing Punk?
a cringe every time Phil takes a bump knowing all the years of drinking soda has hollowed his bones
>>18259205Paul is such a retard
CM "the pussy magnet" Punk
WHAT TIME IS IT? IS IT CLOBBERIN TIME? I DONT THINK SO
the cm punk chants sound like a bunch of 12 year old girls
I just realized that Chez hasn't worn shorts or longjohns in the fed like he did at the Dub. I wonder if they've told him not to wear them.
>>18259205Nothing, and it will happen
call him a tranny lover bron
>punk is fighting the real brickman
lmao
>only women and small children cheering for Punk
kek
I'm late to this thread but this is so gay to waste LA Knights momentum like this
Dragonuv shouldโve been in this.
And pinned by jey.
>>18259214We want LA Knight
>>18259237make another 5 threads with pepe OPs complaining about it then
>>18259225He looked great in tights
>>18259239he'll screw Gunther at SummerSlam
>>18259239No one cares about the little Russian midget
these gunther shots are so funny, he hasn't moved an inch
>>18259237Haitch's deflationary booking.
Bron fighting someone's grandpa bruh lmao
more like
Gay Tranny Sex
lol
>>18259237I hate it to break it to ya but Knight is cringe and stupid.
Why is Bron being booked stronger than Batista in early Evolution?
>>18259263that's impossible. Punk doesn't have any kids
bron always looks like he's having a blast
Crowd is dead. Heel wrestler has been in the match for longer so he's the underdog. Gauntlet matches are fucking retarded
Apparently they kicked out a Knight fan cause he was chimping out lol
>>18259271Had way more going on for him from the jump
what is cole talking about
wasn't the cena match a world title match
Why is phils beard grey but his top is brunette
>>18259276kek ty webm bro
>>18259276why does chez sell like a gay porn star?
We could have at least 2 other matches but we got this garbage instead not to mention all the womeme stuff as if we didn't had enough yesterday
>>18259271Batista's powerlevel morphed him into a faggot
>>18259271Sneed is the Batista. Bron is the Orton
bron still going without looking winded what a beast
>>18259283WTF IS THIS REAL?
>>18259269A fight so bad Dana begged both of them to retire.
>No DQ
>Reed isn't interfering
AWFUL elbow
kairi needs to teach this faggot a lesson
>>18259302huh what you mean
You can't use a Jew's move to beat a Jew, Punk.
>>18259270Only thing that can revive it is Chez winning.
Wow nice booking Gaitch you faggot
>We got time for one more yeet
WHY IS IT NO DQ
WHY WASN'T REED INTERFERING FROM THE FIRST SECOND
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TRIPLE H NEEDS TO BE SHOT
Get this 5โ8โ 350 unathletic slob out of here
if it's no DQ, why don't they just bring a gun and shoot the opponent?
This booking is out of this world. This canโt be real.
LOL does Jey only have 3 moves?
>punch punch
>super kick
>mid rope suicide dive
the rules for this are really retarded also why would you play Jey's music
>After all that shit
>a Punk win
Gauntlet matches being no DQ made no sense to me
OH SHIT
GOONTAH IS GONNA MURDER PUNK
that's three times we've heard UUUSOO not just in one night
in one match
Even Gunther is disappointed
There's way too many fat women in the audience
>>18259317a wizard did it. who gives a fuck
Funniest thing in a while.
Was the ref out or is it no dq?
Well at least the promos between Punk and Guther will be funny
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Punk exists to beat all my favorite guys
super villain gunther is based
I hope Gunth puts him to sleep
Punk has pictures of Paul and the TKO execs on Epstein Island (Punk was also there)
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
holy shit that was so bad
>>18258487 (OP)IM CLOPPITY CLOPPING MY FUCKING HOOVES SO HARD TONIGHT PAUL. PLEASE KEEP YOUR BOOKING STREAK GOING IM GOING TO CLOPPITY CLOP MY HOOVES
>booking a big match for a big show
wtf how could hhh do this
Fuck it just put it on Phil lol nothing to lose at this point
Tranny meltdown is in the menu for the upcoming 3 weeks, maybe more
So Seth cashes in on Punk at SummerSlam
It's all worth it if Gunther destroys chez (he will)
>>18259341Women shouldn't be allowed
>>18259337>I gave up working soulful German bingo halls>For this
Really????? Punk????? REALLLLYYYYYY????????
Punk is gonna have Gunther in the Anaconda Vice after a ref bump and Drew is gonna come out and screw him.
They had so many interesting directions they could have pivoted to from Seth's injury, instead we get this non-answer.
does this hurt or help bron breakers stock, smart marks help me
Chez winning makes Shiorin happy.
So a tag match for next week?
>>18259374Mouth literally watering
Why is Bronson Reed allowed in high profile matches? Fat piece of shit should be getting squashed as a jobber
Bron Gunther was way more interesting
if gunther can carry goldberg.
he can also carry chez to a good match
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>>18259378CM Hogan won't put anybody over brother
why punk put his arm around jey like that
>n-n-no my guy was supposed to win!!!
Shut up bitch. THE BIG DOG IS BACK
ROMAN SHOWED UP TO WORK????
WTF
No fucking way they wasted a Roman return for an episode of RAW
>>18259321No disqualification in a sanctioned match doesn't negate United States law. You mouthbreathers need to stop arguing this, it's not the aha moment you think it is.
>surprise roman
Seth is fucked
Oh boy a transition to coconut theater
Lol the piped in crowd noise
Horrible match, horrible winner but I guess HHH couldn't do shit since Sethany ruined his feud with Punk
Yeah Seth is 1000% injured
holy fuck thank fuck i didnt close the tab yet
Why the fuck did Jey leave in the first place?
ROMAN GETTING AUSTIN POPS
>roman working monday
GARFIELD BTFO
really wish paul would stop booking the secret post credit scenes
as soon as phil won i closed out the tab
Jesus, Roman is giga over
Since when did Roman get so over?
>>18259420it's against the law to punch someone in the face
OH SHIT HE SHOWED UP TO WORK
haytch had to beg roman to make an appearance after seff's shoot injury
So Roman and Jey vs Bron and Sneed at SummerSlam I guess.
And just like that, gAyEW becomes irrelevant once again. Did you trannies enjoy the 15 minutes?
Thereโs always a plan B
>Big Dawg returns
>Bigger pop than Hangman
Do you guys think that CM Punk is in Roman's way in life?
>>18259429Was that not obvious?
Triple threat now at SS it turns into a fatal fart way.
I feel nothing when Roman shows up.
FINALLY
GIVE IT BACK TO US
>pray to God
>he does a run in
all the people who tuned out with all the women's wrestling matches would've loved this
>>18259456Hangman got a giga pop after beating Mox dummy
I'll never forgive the European crowds for that fucking chant cadence
He's so fucking over holy shit
>>182594432020-2024 heel run completely rehabbed his image.
>>18259384helps, he lasted through the whole gauntlet (mostly) clean and only lost to phil who is top 3 power levels in the company
he will be pinning jey in the roman/jey bron/sneed tag match at summerslam too
So we would have had a 6-man tag if Rollins didn't fuck his knee.
>Punk holding out his arm to get pulled up
KEK
>>18259445Not in a sanctioned professional wrestling match.
Roman is an attitude era god
>>18259459people still think it's a work because of what heyman said tonight
lmao at Bron and Sneed there
>>18259457That honor belongs to Cody
I miss the gaykino between them
>>18259459"leaks" said it was a worked injury to cash in on Cena.
>3 matches the entire night
Holy fuck I'm pissing and shitting myself that Roman showed up to his job
>>18259469For sure. I don't like it
>>18259490won worst show of the week kek
Why not have Bron win that and you know, make a new star
>>18259445in kayfabe its part of your contract that within premises of the designated arena for a wrestling event you can finna heem anyone ya want
>>18259499GEEEEEEEEEEG IT REALLY DID
Can't believe the brits got that stupid soccer chant over.
>>18259502Because heโs winning the rumble
>>18259502>WWE>building new stars
>bronson and bronson are the good guys now
>>18259474who would be with jey/roman? knight? or would knight have won the gauntlet and chez in the tag match?
>>18259502He's becoming a star anyways, he's already hanging with the big boys and has a top 5 powerlevel already
>>18259502because they need to sell tickets to a big ass stadium
>>18259502Punk vs Gunther at SummerSlam would inherently draw more dimes.
Roman vs Bron at SummerSlam would make Bron a bigger star than winning a qualifier on Raw.
>>18259490They lost to a side womeme PLE
>>18259475Thought I was the only one that caught that lmao
Why didnโt Roman lift him up?
That would have gotten another good pop like when he helped Jey up probably
Even more so, since of course heโs going to help his cousin off the ground
so now that they don't have Seff, they need a 3rd man, who would it be?
>>18259502they really do not wanna push young wrestlers
Thank you Mr. Fitting for another banger of a show.
>>18259558nah roman not holding up punk is good, he still doesn't like him that much just aligns with him for a moment against seffs crew
>>18259558it makes sense for romans character he wouldnt punk yet, theyll probably do it in a few weeks
>>18259558romans a based maga supporter and chez is a libtard
>>18259067The world's most self-aware nigger
>>18259558the storyline is that Roman doesn't like Punk, I think Punk just forgot kek
>>18259592as if these labels have any meaning anymore, you don't still watch CNN do you?
>>18259618im obsessed with CNN and BBC
My review of this show:
I really really REALLY want to see my average white cock bouncing off of Iyo's delicious cheeks as I pump a liter of semen into her and create another Elliot Rodgers.
Bron is pure dimes.
That was the show, nothing else matters.
>>18259502Bron Breakker does not sell tickets, CM Punk does
>>18259597Amateurish from Punk
Thankfully a Hollywood star like Roman will help him remember his script for next time
Roman is a maestro now
Next time Punk and him will simply nod at each other In acknowledgment and the roof will blow off the place
Got to leave the audience wanting
Based big dog will elevate everyone again and bring them to the promised land
Ah yessir
>>18259597You think the wrestling autist forgot or was just taking the piss what the "what the fuck why not me too"?
>>1825959747 years old with a history of taking CTE shots pls andastd
>>18259661I literally paid >$1000 to get front row seats for a raw episode last year because they billed Bron for the show.
Totally worth it, but Sol Ruca having a main event match and the Otis&Tozawa match in the mid card stole the show.
Also the memes about Bron's height are bullshit. I am 5'10" and he was at last as tall as me minus the boots, but that based lil nigger is so thick his neck was wider than my thighs. Guy is a monster IRL and you won't understand unless you stand next to him,
>>18259597>>18259663>>18259696no he didn't 'forget'. he never had an issue with roman
>>18259705If I stood next to him I wouldn't see him anymore.
>>18259709>N-no! Punk meant to look cucked, not retarded!Lmao
>>18259738The guy is literally a walking wall of muscle and no one will ever understand that unless they physically stand next to him, Bron is basically beast mode given human shape.