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>>18257881

chez will win

>>18258487 (OP)
Here's a pity bump for you

The comedy when Punk wins this match

Knight sucks so much

its just me uce

>bron and penta start
>bron pins penta
>la knight enters
>bron pins knight
>jey enters
>jey pins bron
>punk enters
>punk pins jey

yeet

Mid match yeeters WW@?

4 LETTERS
1 WORD
UH UH
FEET

Being an LA knight fan sucks. Almost as bad as being a Buddy fan!

I can't bring myself to watch movies that didn't play theatrically. That's just wrong.

>>18258487 (OP)
CLOPPITY CLOP PAUL LISTEN TO MY HOOVES

This match has been stinky after Penta was pinned.

He's winning the WHC and there's nothing you can do about it.

lmaooo mfw this nigga said run in back i gotta yeet on the crowd first

WHY MOVE KNIGHT TO RAW

The women have more talent then the men.

the two worse options will be the last two "Punk/Uso"

fuck this company

>>18259050
Draft

kino replay shot

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

This shouldn't have been a fall for fall gauntlet, having everyone in the ring would have been better but HHH can't book crap

from now on, when Iyo fags get uppity, just say “I dont know what you just said”

Nice camera work you fucking retards

>>18259050
Smackdown makes em, Raw takes em.

>>18259067
But isn't that RAYCEEST?

Imagine if Jey wins and Gunther faces him again haha that would be funny

WHEN YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING.

BUT BRON? HES A GENETIC FREAK, AND IS NOT NORMAL. SO HE HAS GOT 75% OF WINNING, IF YOU WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE.

Crowd is nuclear hot

>>18259067
>go find yourself
>I don’t know what you just said

All the shitposters have been getting BTFO on the mic.

Thank you SNEED

>>18259067
Shut up ypou stupid little bitch. Shes 100x better than anyone else on that roster and thats a fact.

>>18259065
Gotta inflate the show time since Rollins couldn't do a 20 minute promo.

Jade Uso

Knight is the Buffalo Bills of wrestling. They'll never win the big one.

SNEED

Michael Cole's commentary gives away all nearfalls

It's no DQ?!

>>18259050
he was never moved officially, he just has been appearing here recently

>no dq in a gauntlet

Why?

>OH GOD, IT'S AN INTERFERENCE
>INTERFERENCE FROM
>*checks list of samoan retards*
>TUMPY DUMPY! IT'S TUMPY DUMPY!

>>18258487 (OP)
Why is it no DQ? Are they usually no DQ?

BRONBROS WE ARE GOING OVER THE ENTIRE MAIN EVENT SCENE

here comes philletty

At least we've been saved from another Jey and Gunther match.

This is as bad as the opening match

That last spear was kinda weak.

>No DQs
>In a 1v1 gauntlet
I swear this has happened before?

tokimeki spear

Why is there no DQ? It's 1 on 1 matches.

PHIL
PHIL
PHIL
PHIL

Roman costing Bron the win to set up their Summerslam match?

Please Bron Please

>>18259091
unironically lazy booking

>Punk is winning
Tiresome

lmao that Jey had to lose to interference and not Knight. It's over LAbros...

Why doesn't Sneed just get in the ring and jump Phil

>Jey requires outside interference to lose
>Knight doesn't
FUCK YOU HAITCH

Punk winning lol

Fate diverges. The future is uncertain.

>jobs to one spear
super jey is OVER

Why have the Prime cart out there if the wrestlers don't use the drinks?

phil forgot to take his jacket off

>>18259113
>>18259116
la knight was wrestling kayfabe injured, he was protected too you retards

I like his jacket

CHEZ

So fucking tired of phil

It's globbering time

>wins
>make pee dub chuds and aew redditors SEETHE

Punk is the only dime drawer left on this brand

Punk looks like garbage holy grim

>>18259123
Not enough people get thrown into it. I'm convinced Logan has it under contract that it doesn't get used like that.

They've been preparing for it

>>18259133
listen man, he ain't good anymore. gets gassed faster than Dwayne

>>18259126
Yes, give me that delicious cope, I love it Maggle!

It's globering time!!!! Woooooo!

>>18259123
Gee I wonder

how long before paul utilizes jey's entrance theme as mid-fight power up?
>jey losing
>"UUUUSOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>entire crowd starts yeeting and singing
>jey jumps to his feet and starts pop locking
>super kicks opponent
>1-2-3
>5 minutes of stadium yeeting and singing to closing credits

>>18259134
He's gonna have to step up now that Seth's gone. Maybe work twice the shows.

Like him or not Phil is literally the last draw aside from rhea cody and cena they have rn kek

This Sheba ad is terrible

>>18259137
i think is the gray beard

>>18259126
But a kayface injured Knight beat a fresh faction leader Seth on Saturday.

who the fuck wants to see punk vs gunther

>>18259149
maybe on planet boomer

>>18259158
Me

Imagine if Punk KWABs his knee too

>>18259158
Hunner

B-but why is the crowd still cheering Phil? He sucked the blood money cock…. That was supposed to totally destroy his legacy forever… It’s not fair sisters….

>>18259153
knight said seth injured himself and he capitalized

Punk's age is def starting to show on his face. father time comes for us all

>>18259158
A lot of people

>>18259149
no lies here

whats the kayfabe reason bron and bron dint kill phil right now

Liam Neeson has done the same movie 50 times over

>>18259158
Cornettefags

>>18259149
romanbros...

>>18259158
Millions and millions of us in the WWE Universe!!!

>>18259145
Hunter hated the YES chants

>>18259166
Please. Him apologizing made him even more of a monster face.

Corey Graves says Phil has a lot of endurance.

Is Punk trying to KWAB himself like Seff did?

>>18259158
as opposed to what?

>>18259158
phil

They should go ahead and just book a woman in a triple threat men’s match for Gunther’s title.

I fucking hate fat women

>>18259158
trans folk

>>18259188
lmao

>>18259188
>places it back
what a big bitch

bron is so based lmao

if theirs no DQ whats stopping Sneed coming in and squashing Punk?

kek based bron

bron will shoot on punk

Based Stu

a cringe every time Phil takes a bump knowing all the years of drinking soda has hollowed his bones

Crowd died

>>18259205
Paul is such a retard

CM "the pussy magnet" Punk

WHAT TIME IS IT? IS IT CLOBBERIN TIME? I DONT THINK SO

the cm punk chants sound like a bunch of 12 year old girls

I just realized that Chez hasn't worn shorts or longjohns in the fed like he did at the Dub. I wonder if they've told him not to wear them.

>>18259205
Nothing, and it will happen

call him a tranny lover bron

i love the bronster

WHAT TIME IS IT STU

>punk is fighting the real brickman
lmao

Bron is so cringe

>only women and small children cheering for Punk

kek

I'm late to this thread but this is so gay to waste LA Knights momentum like this

Dragonuv should’ve been in this.


And pinned by jey.

Hit Romans music

>>18259214
We want LA Knight

>>18259237
He’s 43.

>>18259234
Based*
Ftfy

>>18259237
make another 5 threads with pepe OPs complaining about it then

>>18259225
He looked great in tights

>>18259239
he'll screw Gunther at SummerSlam

excellent match so far

>>18259239
No one cares about the little Russian midget

these gunther shots are so funny, he hasn't moved an inch

>>18259237
Haitch's deflationary booking.

Bron fighting someone's grandpa bruh lmao

more like
Gay Tranny Sex
lol

>>18259237
I hate it to break it to ya but Knight is cringe and stupid.

CM PHIL!

Crowd is dead

Why is Bron being booked stronger than Batista in early Evolution?

>>18259263
that's impossible. Punk doesn't have any kids

>>18259257
Kys Domfag.

Cringe Breakker

bron always looks like he's having a blast

THAT WAS A 3

Crowd is dead. Heel wrestler has been in the match for longer so he's the underdog. Gauntlet matches are fucking retarded

Apparently they kicked out a Knight fan cause he was chimping out lol

>>18259271
Had way more going on for him from the jump

what is cole talking about
wasn't the cena match a world title match

Why is phils beard grey but his top is brunette

>>18259276
kek ty webm bro

>>18259276
why does chez sell like a gay porn star?

We could have at least 2 other matches but we got this garbage instead not to mention all the womeme stuff as if we didn't had enough yesterday

>>18259271
Batista's powerlevel morphed him into a faggot

>>18259271
Sneed is the Batista. Bron is the Orton

bron still going without looking winded what a beast

>>18259283
WTF IS THIS REAL?

OTC
OTC
OTC

>>18259283
Lmao

>>18259269
A fight so bad Dana begged both of them to retire.

>No DQ
>Reed isn't interfering

>>18259302
Retard

AWFUL elbow
kairi needs to teach this faggot a lesson

>>18259302
huh what you mean

You can't use a Jew's move to beat a Jew, Punk.

>>18259270
Only thing that can revive it is Chez winning.

Wow nice booking Gaitch you faggot

YAAAAHOOOOO

AGAIN?????

WHY IS IT NO DQ
WHY WASN'T REED INTERFERING FROM THE FIRST SECOND
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TRIPLE H NEEDS TO BE SHOT

Get this 5’8” 350 unathletic slob out of here

>>18259298
no
YEET
YEET
YEET

if it's no DQ, why don't they just bring a gun and shoot the opponent?

This booking is out of this world. This can’t be real.

LOL does Jey only have 3 moves?
>punch punch
>super kick
>mid rope suicide dive

Bron buried

the rules for this are really retarded also why would you play Jey's music

CM GOAT

YA SEETHE?

what?

Triple H fucking sucks

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!

>After all that shit
>a Punk win

Gauntlet matches being no DQ made no sense to me

This is so dogshit.

OH SHIT
GOONTAH IS GONNA MURDER PUNK

that's three times we've heard UUUSOO not just in one night
in one match

Even Gunther is disappointed

There's way too many fat women in the audience

>>18259317
a wizard did it. who gives a fuck

Funniest thing in a while.

Was the ref out or is it no dq?

Well at least the promos between Punk and Guther will be funny

CM PUNK IS THE GOAT

Punk exists to beat all my favorite guys

NO ROMAN KEK

super villain gunther is based

I hope Gunth puts him to sleep

Punk has pictures of Paul and the TKO execs on Epstein Island (Punk was also there)

We going to summerfest

>>18259285
Any links?

Nooooooooóo

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

holy shit that was so bad

>>18258487 (OP)
IM CLOPPITY CLOPPING MY FUCKING HOOVES SO HARD TONIGHT PAUL. PLEASE KEEP YOUR BOOKING STREAK GOING IM GOING TO CLOPPITY CLOP MY HOOVES

>booking a big match for a big show
wtf how could hhh do this

Fuck it just put it on Phil lol nothing to lose at this point

>>18258491
YUP

Tranny meltdown is in the menu for the upcoming 3 weeks, maybe more

bau bau ⤵⤵

So Seth cashes in on Punk at SummerSlam

It's all worth it if Gunther destroys chez (he will)

>>18259341
Women shouldn't be allowed

CM PACKAGE

>>18259337
>I gave up working soulful German bingo halls
>For this

Really????? Punk????? REALLLLYYYYYY????????

Punk is gonna have Gunther in the Anaconda Vice after a ref bump and Drew is gonna come out and screw him.

LIKE MUSSOLINI

They had so many interesting directions they could have pivoted to from Seth's injury, instead we get this non-answer.

does this hurt or help bron breakers stock, smart marks help me

Chez winning makes Shiorin happy.

So a tag match for next week?

>>18259374
Mouth literally watering

Why is Bronson Reed allowed in high profile matches? Fat piece of shit should be getting squashed as a jobber

OTC

OH SHIT

Bron Gunther was way more interesting

if gunther can carry goldberg.
he can also carry chez to a good match

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

ROMAN REIGNS

BBDWTOS

>>18259378
CM Hogan won't put anybody over brother

BIG DOG

GIGA POO

why punk put his arm around jey like that

gigapop for the goat

MONSTER POO

>n-n-no my guy was supposed to win!!!

Shut up bitch. THE BIG DOG IS BACK

OVER THE COUNTER!

>>18259353
kwab

1

ROMAN SHOWED UP TO WORK????
WTF

THE REAL BIG DOG IS BACK

MY TWIBAL CHWEEF

No fucking way they wasted a Roman return for an episode of RAW

>>18259321
No disqualification in a sanctioned match doesn't negate United States law. You mouthbreathers need to stop arguing this, it's not the aha moment you think it is.

>surprise roman
Seth is fucked

pfft cm pussy

Oh boy a transition to coconut theater

Lol the piped in crowd noise

BASED TRIBAL CHIEF

Horrible match, horrible winner but I guess HHH couldn't do shit since Sethany ruined his feud with Punk

GIGA POO!!

Yeah Seth is 1000% injured

holy fuck thank fuck i didnt close the tab yet

POO

Why the fuck did Jey leave in the first place?

ENTER
GODMAN REIGNS

ROMAN GETTING AUSTIN POPS

WE MISSED YOU BIG DOG

GIGA POOP

>roman working monday
GARFIELD BTFO

really wish paul would stop booking the secret post credit scenes
as soon as phil won i closed out the tab

Jesus, Roman is giga over

sneed sold that so well

1

Since when did Roman get so over?

>>18259420
it's against the law to punch someone in the face

OH SHIT HE SHOWED UP TO WORK

haytch had to beg roman to make an appearance after seff's shoot injury

So Roman and Jey vs Bron and Sneed at SummerSlam I guess.

AURA

And just like that, gAyEW becomes irrelevant once again. Did you trannies enjoy the 15 minutes?

There’s always a plan B

ah yes sir

>Big Dawg returns
>Bigger pop than Hangman

Do you guys think that CM Punk is in Roman's way in life?

>>18259429
Was that not obvious?

Triple threat now at SS it turns into a fatal fart way.

I feel nothing when Roman shows up.

FINALLY
GIVE IT BACK TO US

>pray to God
>he does a run in

all the people who tuned out with all the women's wrestling matches would've loved this

>>18259456
Hangman got a giga pop after beating Mox dummy

THE BAND
IS BACK TOGETHER

I'll never forgive the European crowds for that fucking chant cadence

He's so fucking over holy shit

>>18259443
2020-2024 heel run completely rehabbed his image.

>>18259384
helps, he lasted through the whole gauntlet (mostly) clean and only lost to phil who is top 3 power levels in the company
he will be pinning jey in the roman/jey bron/sneed tag match at summerslam too

So we would have had a 6-man tag if Rollins didn't fuck his knee.

>Punk holding out his arm to get pulled up
KEK

>>18259445
Not in a sanctioned professional wrestling match.

Roman is an attitude era god

>>18259459
people still think it's a work because of what heyman said tonight

BBAJ summoned him

lmao at Bron and Sneed there

>>18259457
That honor belongs to Cody
I miss the gaykino between them

>>18259459
"leaks" said it was a worked injury to cash in on Cena.

>>18259466
>Mox

All In won

Holy fuck I'm pissing and shitting myself that Roman showed up to his job

>>18259469
For sure. I don't like it

>>18259490
won worst show of the week kek

>>18259353
KWAB

Why not have Bron win that and you know, make a new star

>>18259445
in kayfabe its part of your contract that within premises of the designated arena for a wrestling event you can finna heem anyone ya want

>>18259488
4

>>18259245
CM Puke is 50

>>18259499
GEEEEEEEEEEG IT REALLY DID

Can't believe the brits got that stupid soccer chant over.

based Lee Fitting

>>18259502
Because he’s winning the rumble

>>18259490
Kek

>>18259502
>WWE
>building new stars

>>18259474
who would be with jey/roman? knight? or would knight have won the gauntlet and chez in the tag match?

>>18259502
He's becoming a star anyways, he's already hanging with the big boys and has a top 5 powerlevel already

>>18259502
because they need to sell tickets to a big ass stadium

>>18259502
Punk vs Gunther at SummerSlam would inherently draw more dimes.
Roman vs Bron at SummerSlam would make Bron a bigger star than winning a qualifier on Raw.

>>18259490
They lost to a side womeme PLE

>>18259502
he's not irish

>>18259475
Thought I was the only one that caught that lmao
Why didn’t Roman lift him up?
That would have gotten another good pop like when he helped Jey up probably
Even more so, since of course he’s going to help his cousin off the ground

so now that they don't have Seff, they need a 3rd man, who would it be?

>>18259502
they really do not wanna push young wrestlers

Thank you Mr. Fitting for another banger of a show.

>>18259558
nah roman not holding up punk is good, he still doesn't like him that much just aligns with him for a moment against seffs crew

>>18259558
it makes sense for romans character he wouldnt punk yet, theyll probably do it in a few weeks

>>18259558
romans a based maga supporter and chez is a libtard

>>18259067

The world's most self-aware nigger

>>18259558
the storyline is that Roman doesn't like Punk, I think Punk just forgot kek

>>18259567
Baby Steiner

>>18259067
forced meme

>>18259592
as if these labels have any meaning anymore, you don't still watch CNN do you?

>>18259618
im obsessed with CNN and BBC

>>18259158

Faggots

My review of this show:
I really really REALLY want to see my average white cock bouncing off of Iyo's delicious cheeks as I pump a liter of semen into her and create another Elliot Rodgers.
Bron is pure dimes.

That was the show, nothing else matters.

>>18259502
Bron Breakker does not sell tickets, CM Punk does

>>18259597
Amateurish from Punk
Thankfully a Hollywood star like Roman will help him remember his script for next time
Roman is a maestro now
Next time Punk and him will simply nod at each other In acknowledgment and the roof will blow off the place
Got to leave the audience wanting
Based big dog will elevate everyone again and bring them to the promised land
Ah yessir

>>18259597
You think the wrestling autist forgot or was just taking the piss what the "what the fuck why not me too"?

>>18259597
47 years old with a history of taking CTE shots pls andastd

>>18259661
I literally paid >$1000 to get front row seats for a raw episode last year because they billed Bron for the show.

Totally worth it, but Sol Ruca having a main event match and the Otis&Tozawa match in the mid card stole the show.

Also the memes about Bron's height are bullshit. I am 5'10" and he was at last as tall as me minus the boots, but that based lil nigger is so thick his neck was wider than my thighs. Guy is a monster IRL and you won't understand unless you stand next to him,

>>18259597
>>18259663
>>18259696
no he didn't 'forget'. he never had an issue with roman

>>18259439
Worked retard

>>18259705
If I stood next to him I wouldn't see him anymore.

>>18259709

>N-no! Punk meant to look cucked, not retarded!

Lmao

>>18259738
The guy is literally a walking wall of muscle and no one will ever understand that unless they physically stand next to him, Bron is basically beast mode given human shape.

>>18259972
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