how excited are you for Summerslam?

>>18262265 (OP)
unironically Gunther/Punk was one of the few matches that could convince me to watch it

>>18262265 (OP)
I'm excited to see all the tarps

>>18262265 (OP)
I'm not a brownoid child molesting rapist subhuman pig so I don't watch WWE

I haven't watched WWE in nearly a decade.

>>18262275
that part

>>18262265 (OP)
>3 women's matches that will most likely take up around an hour and a half in total
not at all
I will most likely watch it the day after and skip through 90% of the show
I kind of want to see Gunther destroy Old Man Punk but that's about it

I have no interest in any of these matches.

>>18262276
based

>>18262265 (OP)
Feels more like WrestleMania than WrestleMania did.

Zero interest in any of these matches. Cody and Cena have anti chemistry.

>>18262265 (OP)
Kek, this shits all over Slop In

>>18262265 (OP)
SIX matches? That's a bit over the top for HHH, isn't it?

>>18262405
It's two nights anon

>>18262265 (OP)
Looks good except for Lyra and Jelly matches

>>18262394
afraid no

>>18262405
kek

>>18262394
The show that got destroyed by the all girls show? Yeah, obviously

>>18262265 (OP)
>Gunther v Punk
What's the story? I thought Punk was wanting the Universal Title from Cena?

>>18262272
This, but only to see Phil being squashed and raped by WALTER.

>>18262265 (OP)
On a Scale of 1 to 10, -99

>>18262265 (OP)
>Cena vs Rhodes
I'm bored of this shit feud already
>Gunther vs Punk
Meh. Gunther is boring and Punk as a face is unbearable.
>Stratton vs Cargill
Worth watching for the botching, someone's getting injured here
>Naomi vs Ripley vs Iyo
This one makes no sense. It should be Naomi vs Iyo, or Iyo vs Ripley in Night 1 and the winner vs Naomi in Night 2. Whatever.
>Orton & Jelly Roll vs McIntyre & Paul
This one can be entertaining because Drew and Randy are great, and Paul plays a good heel. They can carry the match while the fat cuck watches
>Lynch vs Valkyria
I am really, really, really bored of this shit, I hope Lyra wins and Becky leaves to take care of her crippled husband then Lyra announces her retirement

>>18262265 (OP)
I dont watch slop shit so I dont care

>3 womeme matches and 1 "celebrity" match
no way in hell im watching summerslop

>>18262265 (OP)
Looks bad. Gunther vs Punk should be fine and the womeme triple threat match.

>>18262426
It's never catching on lilbro

Are those confirmed? Those matches would all suck ass.

>>18262272
>>18262488
punks gonna win now that seff is out of the picture

Finally a big time event! NXT and the women's events were fine for a boring weekend in July but this is a breath taking card!

>>18262265 (OP)
>Cena vs Cody
Could not possibly care any less. Cena's entire heel run has been awful and Cody is a dork. Guaranteed awful match too. I would have welcomed a Seth cash in over either.
>Gunther vs Punk
Punk is washed as fuck, but Gunther usually has good matches. I expect this to be boring, and there's no real build.
>Tranny time
no one cares
>Rhea vs Iyo vs Naomi
Naomi is hilarious, but Rhea and Iyo have been involved in the same boring feud for 6 months now, and Rhea will just keep getting title shots until she wins.
>LoGOD
Unironically should be match of the show with as good as those 3 are as long as jelly fatass doesn't fuck up too bad.
>Potatoe famine
negative 100 hype. this is the worst, most boring, dimeless, pointless, exhausting, piss break feud in years. This like Boss Man vs Road Dogg having an eternal feud. God please get this off TV
They're not official yet, but Kross vs Sami and Bron squared vs Jey and Roman should be good too.