Thread 18262848

Post-Evolution Edition:

IYO had a classic match with Rhea in the main event of Evolution, but lost the title after Naomi cashed in and became the new champion.
IYO and Rhea confronted Naomi, leading to a triple threat match for the title being made for SummerSlam.
The Kabuki Warriors continue their feud with the Judgment Day.
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion.
Sareee continues to feud with Stardom's bald uncles and make them seethe.
Sareee will be part of Stardom's 5STAR Grand Prix.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine, they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee, Chi Chi & Miku Kanae vs Saya Kamitani, Momo Watanabe & Konami. Stardom, July 24th
>IYO SKY vs Rhea Ripley vs Naomi (c) for the Women's World Championship. SummerSlam, August 2nd or 3rd

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

Kabuki Warriors at Evolution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg3RpZ2ykII

Previous: >>18238370

I'm voting for Paul and WWE and Raw as the worst booker, worst promotion, and worst show this year in the WON year end awards.

>>18262902
I don't know how people can look at this and want them to break up

SARRAY BROS ON NONONONONONONONONONONONO

>I missed the timing and couldn't take a picture from the front, but Shingo Takagi and Natsupoi were on a date near Sunshine.
>They looked so intimate.

https://x.com/masahirocor/status/1945093185291633103

>>18263040
KEKAROOOOOOO! Bushidrones enter the cuckshed!

Imagine being a simp for a player who's getting her guts pushed in by Shingo Takagi. Couldn't be me.

>>18263040
fake news

>>18263081
cuck

>>18263040
Natsupoi is too pure for this
She has androphobia because she was molested as a kid

>she was molested as a kid
Excuse me?

>>18263040
Only retards think Joshis are lesbos.

It's acting you faggots. Nothing you see in the ring or backstage interviews is real.

>>18263534
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE CAN'T BE A SLUTTY COCKSUCKER! NOT MY POI!

>>18263488
She did CP

>>18263548
Shut the fuck up. No she did not.

>>18262902
kek warriors

>>18263548
I thought it was just question modeling pics and nothing more than that.

kek ghoulia and paul is getting roasted https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1lzvy5y/english_subtitles_giulia_says_she_hopes_wwe_will/

>>18262954
It's cute and all but Kabuki Warriors 3.0 is a retread of a retread. There's nothing new or interesting left for them to do anymore.
Its typical Gaytch lazy booking. Same shit he did to Iyo

>>18262954
Yeah man instead of being regular jobbers they can be buffoonish comedy jobbers. Just great.

LET ME JOB TO YA LET ME JOB TO YA

>>18262848 (OP)
|[ Asuka's Latest Outfits Are [[[[[Pretty Good]]]]] ]//

>>18263711
They were basically barely legal jailbait pics and if you posted them on here you’d get banned.

>>18264511
Was she a victim of a crime or is Japan just that sick?

Legit question, is Kairi the only joshi who we know for a fact has dated a white guy before?

I’m trying to think of any others and I’m coming up blank.

>>18264561
Hikaru Shida and Kenny Omega have long been rumored to be a thing, or they previously were and aren’t anymore (But still remain friends).

>>18264561
New levels of mental illness

>>18264561
I’ve seen people say in Ram Kaicho threads that she’s dating a white wrestler but no proof has been provided.

>>18264623
I can't believe WWE fumbled this. What a fucking incompetent slop shop.

>>18264561
Yuki Kamifuku from TJPW went to high school in small town Ohio and is obsessed with Zac Efron. She’s probably sucked at least 1 BWC.

>>18262902
Comedy gold

>>18264557
Japan is just that sick. She was like 10 so her parents probably signed off on it.

>>18264650
shes a self proclaimed cum slut, so it wouldn't surprise me

Xia is at the Walk of Fame in Hollywood, let's see who she finds...

as expected, she's a big Rock mark

lol based

Kabuki webms from Evolution

last

Giulia from Evolution

>>18265243
>>18265254
baddesst baddie MILF

>>18265329
shame shame

last

>>18265364
>>18265353
the main character

>>18265460
Thanks Webmchad!
We always appreciate your hard work ITT

>>18264773
>shes a self proclaimed cum slut

Proof?

>>18265860
headcanon

>>18264661
All japanesian men are pedos and her parents sold her out to pervs.
No wonder why she hates her parents.

@GodAnon
What happened to the guy you invited to see Evolution?
Did he survived?

>>18265039
oh jeeez lol

>>18266406
|[ I Didn't Invite Any Guy. ]
[ I Dunno What Happened to Them. ]|

>>18265156
>>18265167
>>18265178
>>18265188
They loved this entrance when they watched it back later <3

>>18266542
Oh no...

>>18266534
I'd imagine Xia is grateful to Vince for having her on the main roster where she made good money to do nothing

>>18267058
>to do nothing
kek is that what they're calling it these days?

>>18265860
>>18266107
https://www.instagram.com/p/CxwsaV0pmAW/?hl=en

>>18267199
where does that say she's a cum slut?

>>18267226
She has cum on her chest and she's licking cum off her leg.

>>18267226
it doesn't say that anywhere
the guy who told you that is retarded

Leave it to the autistic retard not being able to read between the lines and understand context clues.
>SHE HAS TO COME OUT AND PLAINLY SAY IT OR ELSE IT'S NOT TROOOOOO!
Kek okay retard. Go play with your warhammer toys.

>>18267199
anything good from her onlyfans or is it one of those tease only accounts?

>>18267192
>kek is that what they're calling it these days?
Vince didn't like Asian women

>>18267199
We need to see her tag team partner Wakana do something similar.

>>18267317
wait what do u mean by this?
legit. U think she's hooring?

>>18269080
does that grafiti say RVD or RAD?
it's a weird font

>>18269116
RUDOS

>>18269160
oh yes the gym name
right.

>>18264561
Idk who this Japanese chick is in this webm with Jay White is, but it gives me a boner.

>>18264561

WMAF is a meme, get over it.

>>18269573
Jay White? What ever happened to him?

>>18269631
He decided he didn't want to be a superstar, so he retired from professional wrestling

>>18269573
|[ Thanks for [The Tip]. ]/

>>18269644
weirdo scorned lover energy off this post.
>>18269631
signed to AEW, off TV at the moment injured

>>18264561
why would any joshi date a white faggot when they literally have Japanese guys for them? I mean, not the incels NEET hikis that is 70% of Japan but the actual hot ones that workout and are in wrestling/fitness?

Really, even for Kairi. Her actual husband who is a regular salary man is ten times a better shot than fucking Slapjack

>>18270144
zamn

>>18270416
cuck

>>18269666
cute doggy pic

>>18270432
you don't have to announce yourself in these threads

>>18270604
KEK she really do be dog doo

>>18270144
nice abs but she never lasts with them a week

>>18270629
nah das an old pic from an older photoset I enjoy. that Cheetah print lingerie.
yowie wowie

triple nose getting cooked https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1lzucqm/triple_h_on_the_future_of_the_evolution_ple_i/

>>18270968
What a cool boss bitch
>>18270977
What a cringe sperg

>>18270984
hey
don't mock Kairi like that.
She's cute and funny. Asuka would kick your ass for that

>>18270968
baddest mf of all time

>>18271026
great sell by Dom there for Asuka

>>18271033
jobbers feed filler

>>18271026
Based Dom giving the jobber some shine.

>>18263406
>She has androphobia
She's afraid of robots?

>>18271072
>great sell by Dom there for Asuka
Dom is a great seller and bumps his ass off for everyone. He gets it.

>>18265039
kek, basado

>>18271609
you're posting this here, why? stop seething, Bushidrone

Imagine the heat a Dom/Kabuki love triangle would generate

>>18271026
|[ This Guy Again... ]

>>18263040
Your post made it to 5ch. Some of them think the photo is AI because they didn't see the original tweet.

>>18272680
thread person who posted deleted their account anyway
weirdly enough, Asuka was following that account

>>18273593
the* person, I meant

>>18273593
Asuka is plugged into the tea of the joshi scene. No matter how hard she says she doesn't care lol

>>18273604
it was a random fan with 250 followers, maybe someone from back in the day who posted about her shows. Just felt like a weird coincidence.

board is moving quickly today

>>18274336
your life clearly isn't lol

>>18273841
|[ |: Oh yeah, Something About (Umbrellas). |:| ]

(( =~~~~[ ~ | ~ {Wiseker} ~ | ~ ]~~~~= ))

>>18262902
>>18273841
cute !

>>18262902
luv that Hojo <3

>>18274839
This match will be legendary.... in AEW!

>>18274839
based iyo and giuls

>>18274839
I can't wait for them to face off at Sareeeism.

>>18274981
>Sareeeism
speaking of which, does anyone have a link to the show or at least the main event match with Sareee?

>>18274839
mmm mmmmmmmmmm
coupla bite size baddies
u don't wanna mess with them mmmmmmmm

>>18274890
Can you stop coming in this thread LARPing as an obnoxious parody of an AEW fan to get people pissed off at that fanbase.
Literally everyone can see what you are doing.
You are not good at this at all. None of the players this thread follows have any affiliation to AEW. There is literally no reason to mention that promotion ITT.
You have the rest of the board to do that braindead monkey shit flinging act, not in here.

>>18275421
tl;dr

>>18275469
>6 sentences
>"too long"
your education and family failed you, Anon

>>18275421
asukaschizo likes gayew

>>18275421
gotten to

>>18275526
you can also keep your schizo boogeyman horse shit out of this thread and keep it in your own sad little thread where nobody replies to you ever.
It's all off topic.

>>18262954
But just imagine the heat if in a moment of cutesy fun like that, Asuka turned on Kairi and viscously beat her down. Kairi would be so good at generating sympathy and it would give Asuka great heat. People really care about their partnership and breaking it temporarily at least would be a good source of storytelling utilising something the fans are heavily emotionally invsted in. a heel Asuka vs face Iyo & Kairi singles matches/fed would kick ass IF booked proeprly that is (low probability)

>>18275561
we both know you are the gayew poster, fag

>>18275469
hello American lol

>>18275593
I get the appeal of them feuding with each other, but like you said I don't trust the booking to do it properly either.

>>18275613
>bragging about being from a foreign country
lol gay

Paul doesn't book the races to feud amongst themselves.

>>18275603
Again
Keep your schizo boogeyman horse shit out of this thread. nobody gives a fuck.

>>18275613
>bragging about being from a turd world country
hello saar!

>>18275644
coconut comunnity theatre tho
they all feud amongst themselves

>>18275655
everyone knows you are the cuckposter and the >she's going to aew
poster, fag

>>18275644
Bianca, Jade and Naomi are feuding. Plus all the Samoans feuding for like 2 years at this point.

>>18275621
yeah if done right it would be fucking amazing. Call on the years of Asuka/iyo's history in Japan, the senpai/student dynamic they had, Asuka being unable to deal with Iyo surpassing her now that she's older, the old mean bully Kana coming back out to bully Kairi just like she used to do to io, after swearing to forever protect Kairi and breaking her word on that.
There's tons there to work with to tell a potentially very satisfying story of Asuka losing her way due to jealousy/frustration, they have a series of matches and then a yr down the line you have a massive reunion moment where Asuka comes back to the light and saves her friends from some heel beatdown situation

>>18275700
>Call on the years of Asuka/iyo's history in Japan, the senpai/student dynamic they had, Asuka being unable to deal with Iyo surpassing her now that she's older, the old mean bully Kana coming back out to bully Kairi just like she used to do to io, after swearing to forever protect Kairi and breaking her word on that.
kek. that's the last thing e-drones want to sit through. back in japan 15 years ago blah blah blah. no one cares! YEET! YEET! YEET!

>>18275847
see>>18275561

E-drones be like
>YEET! YEET! YEET!
incel nerd be like
>erm, akshully what we want is ai generated kanachantv promos of asuka explaining deep lore about japanese culture and her relationship with io shairiari and her sister mayo from 2009

>>18272680
Does 5ch even have a kabuki related thread.

someone is mad they can't get any (You)s ITT

going to latin mass with kairi y'all

>>18275984
They simply have a WWE thread

5ch sucks. It's not even real Japanese people. It's JET program super weebs.

>>18276066
lol theyre the biggest losers on this forum. they cant slide, cant duplicate, and cant kill the generals. what a waste of their lives

>>18276599
kek they are wastes of oxygen
think of all the productive uses that oxygen could actually be put to , to improve the quality of the world.

gotten to

>>18276631
>>18276599
>>18276066
holy samefag kwab

>>18275784
Is she easing back into giving us travelogues and dining reviews? Because that would be nice to get them every couple of weeks or so.

>>18277665
she looks to be doing shorter form content on the go rather than periodic longer video releases like she used to. I like this new approach . we get something new every couple days even if it's not very long. fine with that

Asuka's jiggly mom butt

>>18277787
kek what a little mark

>>18262937
damn she is so elegant
like an angel floating through the sky

>>18277787
based lil jimmy

>>18279023
oh cool they met The Big Lebowski

Why didn't Iyo thank Asuka in her big post-WM IG?

>>18279023
That American diet hitting Giulia hard

>>18279096
Too much Horchata.

>>18279074
is that not Ricky Morton

>>18262848 (OP)
save from schizo having a freakout right now

>>18275593
I don't want this. I want to see them make love

>>18275593
asuka and giula are azn and wear spooking masks. theyre going full on heel

>>18275593
asuka and giula are asian and wear spooky masks. theyre going full on heel

>>18279887
They can do that after the betrayal/fight/reunion story.

>>18280086
Both are better as heels. Kairi and Iyo are better as faces.

Truth is none of these joshi are good at American style wrestling.

>>18280733
it's kind of beneath their more advanced skillset yes
as an inferior style

>>18279887
+1 to this

>>18280733
Asuka and IYO are

I will marry Ghoulia and make all her dreams come true.

>>18282357
she's already married

>>18280952
beautiful woman

asuka making fun of iyo for her japanese

https://youtu.be/8k70cQMRRUU?t=236

>>18279023
Americans are disgusting, they hardly even resemble humans anymore

>>18282889
IYO tops Rhea

>>18282489
Don't be ridiculous.

>>18282489
>>18283503
to Hideki Suzuki isn't she ?
That's pretty well known

>>18282784
GMS!

>>18279023
I thought Jerry Garcia was dead

>>18283521
might be Hideki Suzuki

>>18284443
These oriental sluts love Big White Cock

>>18284460
it's true

>>18284443
Zheda needs to drop her fat ass on my dick!

>>18284443
Zheda looks like she farts a LOT.

>>18284887
well she is fat so yeah

>>18284887
BASED

>>18284443
>>18284647
She's hotter than Xia

>>18285430
still a dream threesome tho
https://www.instagram.com/p/DMBZApeTXcQ/
a slim fit bitch and a thicc phat bitch

>>18285920
senpai ribbin on the kohai

What a ghost town. This general sucks ever since Iyo and arrr became a thing. I guess Asuka really was replaced by Ito in the end. Now Iyo is wrestling in the main event and getting a ton of tv time and attention while poor old asuka is stuck doing jobs in the tag team division. BLEAK!

>>18285553
A patrician choice, and I love Zeda, but for me it's gotta be Wendy/Xia. Zeda's hot but I need bigger, thiccer, meatier for the phat side of the equation

>>18285920
She was just protecting Kairi's shoot name and didn't want to say it on camera.

>>18285430
Zeda got crazy booty for an Asia
U can see her tits here; https://fapello.com/zeda-zhang/11/

>>18285920
they've come so far <3

>>18286440
nipples too dark, wouldn't bang

>>18286580
>He doesn't like dark nipples
NGMI

kek what a bountiful and active thread!

>>18286440
NICE

>>18286440
those prices are crazy

>>18286580
home you need to get a clue about them Hershey kiss choco nips and areola dawg
git gud

Asuka and kabuki have been replaced by /IYO/ SKY! KWAB!

>>18286604
>>18286624
pink or light brown

>>18286621
She is finna delulu charging those prices. But if just 5-10% of her follower base will pay those prices, it's all free money.

>>18286613
kek u got him SEETHIN, fellow Asukachad

>>18286440
>>18286580
I bet this is what Wendy's nips look like too.

>>18286663
>or light brown
you're already halfway in, why not go all the way to fully brown.

>>18286440
nice tits
>$1500 for an anal video
That shit better be 5 hours long for that price
Imagine if it's only like a 30 sec clip or something
How seething would you be if you got got like that.

>>18286830
Would you suck her prolapse?

>>18286741
>dude tryna troll
>can't buy a (You)
KWAB

>>18286881
nah I'm good bro
das all you

>>18286889
Why can't we have more matches like this? :'(

>>18286889
>>18286914
Stop posting this. That woman with Asuka is dead now. It's disrespectful.

>>18286914
>the smile of ecstasy on Kana's face
freaky bitch ;)

>>18286914
Personally have been campaigning for Asuka and Stephanie Vaquer to do a remake of this match when they meet in singles.

>>18286799
big Chinese booba

>>18287380
big brown hard eraser nips and brown areolae

>>18287380
full of nutritional milk

>>18287946
many such cases

Watching this webm on a loop makes me feel............funny

>>18288119
what like a comedian?

>>18286936
How so ? It's remembering her life and professional achievements

Honestly? Asuka has really slowed down in the ring. This last injury took a toll. She should consider retirement. She has nothing left to prove.

>>18288741
Japan is going through a rice shortage crisis.

>>18288903
pretty fly for a white guy

>>18286440
YUMOLA

>>18288745
They will have to scale back on Senjo shows so the players have more time to work the rice fields then. There are harvest quotas to be filled.
Again, not slave labor. Team building exercise.

wow asuka looks like shit without make up and filters

>>18289422
Don't you understand? They sing a song to grandma and then steal her pension. Nasty kids!

>>18289422
Asuka is like 20 years older than all the other girls on this bus.

>>18287168
Getting your horns by Asuka should be the new initiation to the main roster.
Not the horns on her head btw.

>>18289422
That's pretty good for a 43 year old who put a ton of physical stress on her body over the years taking bumps.

Asuka looks very good for her age

>>18290556
>for her age
she's not 60+ for people to write such crap

>the Chad Asuka making beta cucks seethe
MANY CASES!!!!

>>18290772
|[ |: Yeah - We Wanted to See (The Full Moon)! |:| ]

(( [ Meanwhile... ] ))

>>18289422
Imagine what it smells like in there

>>18289422
She still looks beautiful to non-seethers and non-betas.
Let's see what all these rest of those chicks around her look like when they are 43.

I'll work on new

kairi

>>18291345
sorry, got sidetracked by something. Doing it now.

NEW
>>18291439