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[Good news] Mya Lesnar (23) is dating NFL rookie Drew Moss (22)

>>18272365 (OP)
She’s ugly but cute ina way.

Imagine the sex.

>>18272365 (OP)
Now imagine him trying to break up with her, knowing full well who her father is.

>>18272423
He plays for the 49ers, like he gives a fuck about some old man who couldn't cut it in the NFL

>>18272365 (OP)
Their kids will either be mongoloids or beautiful

>>18272423
Who cares about some faggot ass loser like Brock
Infact I'd proudly exclaim I'm fucking his daughter to his face. What is he gonna do? OHHH NOES HE'S GONNA HURT ME
Nigger tier mentality

>>18272432
What a retard you are

>>18272441
He's literally already succeeded where Brock failed

And he can hold that over his head any time he wants, kek

>>18272423
I bet you say "Gotta run this by the boss" when talking about your wife (which you don't have lmao)

>>18272423
>Hey Brock didn't you cheat on your wife? Don't worry, I plan on cheating too

>>18272365 (OP)
Is he related to Randy Moss?

>>18272423
>How'd you like being a bench sitter for the shittiest era of the Minnesota Vikings? KWAB

>>18272423
I had a girls dad try to pull the tough guy "if you hurt my daughter.." shit once. I literally laughed his fucking face and said "what are you gonna do? Huh? No, tell me. What the fuck are you gonna do?" He was shocked and just mumbled "buh well you dont wanna uhhh, find out.." and walked away.

>>18272448
>succeeded in the negro felon league
I know you worship them, but not everyone does
Brock has more money than that kid will ever dream of seeing

>>18272365 (OP)
You think he gets pegged?

>>18272474
And then everyone clapped

>>18272476
>Brock has more money than that kid will ever dream of seeing
kek the UFC notoriously doesn't pay shit and WWE's profit sharing is way under every actual real pro sport like the NFL
>I know you worship them
Brock literally tried out and got cut so I guess he does too
KWAB

not sure who's uglier

>>18272474
Based. I was hiding in the bushes and clapped when this happened.

>>18272493
you

>>18272484
At your funeral maybe

>>18272486
>the cuck thinks people who aren't QBs make bank in the NFL
lol

>>18272493
monitor

>>18272484
Sorry you live in a world that you let old men treat you like a total bitch and show that you have no backbone, but not everyone does. In fact I'd slap you in the mouth right now and there is nothing you could or would do about it.

>>18272474
>I had a girls dad try to pull the tough guy "if you hurt my daughter.." shit once. I literally laughed his fucking face and said "what are you gonna do? Huh? No, tell me. What the fuck are you gonna do?" He was shocked and just mumbled "buh well you dont wanna uhhh, find out.." and walked away.

>>18272474
this is true. I was the dad.

>>18272474
reddit tier internet tough guy.

>>18272503
>Trey Smith, another Guard, signed a 94 million dollar contract extension
>other guys making 28 million per year
Trey Smith makes more money in one year than Brock made his entire career

>>18272514
Well what were you going to do to him?

Brock almost made the vikings without even playing any sort of football before. Bro could've been Lawrence Taylor if he played it when younger

>>18272523
Sure thing cuck
Are you brown or just a cuck?

>>18272506
how many fights have you been in, tough guy? give me an honest answer.

>>18272531
The NFL is like 100 times more popular and normie than wrestling you sperg lol

>>18272523
>Brock made 1.5 million his last UFC fight
>guy makes 90x more than that
KWAB

>>18272536
So...are you brown or a cuck?

>>18272474
his name? Albert Einstein.

>>18272534
In the hundreds, I stopped counting long ago. Handing out beatdowns is just another day ending in a Y to me.

>>18272365 (OP)
What will they name their Titan, I mean son?

>>18272529
Nice headcanon
>HE WOULD'VE SUCCEEDED IF HE TRIED
lmao ass shit

>>18272423
why? he'd probably be mad at me, but he'd only be able to shake his fist at the train car im hanging onto while my cap flaps in the wind

>>18272432
Brock F-5'd a 2000 pound great white shark at the beach I ain't finna risk it

>>18272571
Let's see you beat a 7 foot satanic warlock on the grandest stage in the world tough guy

>>18272627
that shark was trained at sea world, mark

Tony should sign her

>>18272423
Real life doesn't work like that anon

>>18272469
Yeah, 2nd cousin.

Would their child still be classified as homo sapiens?

>>18272365 (OP)
How many Horses did Brock offer him?
Hope the sex is good.

>>18272662
nah your mom was

>>18272474
the LARPingest LARP to ever LARP a LARP

>>18272777
nah, /adv/ threads have that beat.

>>18272767
The dowry was two cows and a DVD set of piss fetish porn

>>18272851
Depending on the lineage and breed of cow that's pretty good IMO

>>18272365 (OP)
Good news indeed!

>>18272365 (OP)
Another hogwheels melty in progress what triggered him this time?

>>18272365 (OP)
imagine the offspring

>>18272365 (OP)
Drew Moss is gay. Mya is going to peg him with her 8 inch clit.

>>18272436
Nigger tier mentality is "imma fuck this bitch and Imma finna fight her bitch dad." White mentality is to get along with people.

>>18274770
I had a dad pull this once until he learned I was autistic. Then he started blushing and went to a different room. Didn't see much of him after that.

I don't get it. He said what I do to her, he does to me. I let her blow me, I sure didn't ask her. I was willing to let him do that too because I'm honorbound to respect a girl's father. But some men offer things they aren't willing to give and that's shameful.

>>18272506
Put the mayonnaise jar down fatty

>>18274770
A girls dad once tried to pull the tough guy "if you hurt my daughter.." shit on me as well.
I humbled him with a shoot worm and turned his daughter into a puke fountain on my yacht later that day.

>>18272373
I'm finna pukeola

>>18275110
They only try this if they think they can take you. lol.

>>18272371
its because she actually has a nice and feminine smile. thats what usualy makes ugly people 'cute'

>>18275080
I wish Mya would peg me

>>18272365 (OP)
a high test woman like that is a freak in the sheets. I know from experience

>>18272423
A fake fighter vs an NFL star.

>>18272474
You sound like pussy dude. When my gfs’ (yes, plural, they were 18 twin Swedish models) dad interrupted our threesome where I was banging the shit out of his gorgeous supermodel daughters, he tried laying down the law. I told him he was about to be Kevin Nash and I was about to be a pack of Detroit niggers. I raped and gaped him right then and there and then impregnated both of his gorgeous, supermodel daughters. One of whom was Sydney Sweeney

>>18272365 (OP)
Is it true that Drew Moss is Samoan? Because he doesn't look Samoan, unless he's mixed

>>18275801
>UFC fighter
>fake fighter
1/10 bait
you can do better

>>18272436
that other guy that called you a nig is right. and you wouldn't ever even get in a fight with anyone in real life, so you're a keyboard nig (the worst kind)

>>18272365 (OP)
football players are halffags so it adds up

>Girl tries to give me that "If you hurt my daughter..." speech
>Say "I won't, sir,."
>Later on laugh as his daughters legs are behind her head.

>>18272365 (OP)
Cool she looks happy.

>>18272423
Didn't bork abandon her, he wouldn't give a shit

>>18272423
Brock's irrelevant, because she's his daughter. She can handle him by herself.

>>18277853
No he literally goes to her events all the time

>>18272365 (OP)
her mother's genes lost in a squash match

>>18272474
BASED TUFF ANON