Khan Kooking - /pw/ (#18273716) [Archived: 225 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:50:25 PM No.18273716
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ITT we book like Tony

>Tony swoops in and signs Goldberg to a 10 year contract
>Debuts on a random Dynamite as Okada is talking
>Gets nose to nose and tells him "You're NEXT!"
>Okada says "You're next BITCH!"
>weeks go by with no follow up
>Has a one on one with Speedball that goes 45 minutes with Goldberg winning on a roll up
>Following week comes out to save Hangman from getting attacked by Moxley
>Maria Shafir takes him out
>Is approached backstage the following week by Willow who tells him she was always a fan and can teach him how to beat Shafir
>Goldberg accepts and has a 1v1 against Willow
>Willow wins by hitting a spear and then jackhammering him
>Match against Maria is announced as a no holds barred intergender. If Goldberg wins he can face any champion of his choosing for a title. If Maria wins, Goldberg becomes her manager
>During the match Jericho interferes by kicking Goldberg in the head a la Bret Hart
>He actually connects and Goldberg is concussed and out of it for the rest of the match
>The match goes on for another 20 minutes with Maria using rest holds on Goldberg to cover for him being concussed
>Willow eventually comes out and spears Maria and places Goldberg on top for the win
>Goldberg is out for months with injury
>returns to battle Athena for ROH title and loses
>becomes a preshow host for PPV's
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:03:55 PM No.18273817
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>>18273716 (OP)
>48 man round robin tournament to decide placement in 60 man royal rumble match
>winner gets to decide what number they enter in
>tournament ends in 6 way tie between Omega, Page, Okada, Bobbo, Speedball and Willow Nightingale
>3 v 3 tag match is set up with Page, Okada, Omega vs Bobbo, Speedball, and Willow
>hijinks ensue with Okada and Bobbo "surprisingly" not playing nice with their teammates
>Willow wins the match by hitting her finisher and pinning her own teammate Bobbo
>6 way match is announced to decide #1 winner of tournament which is now 2 months old
>at the end of the 6 way Page grabs a mic and says that women wrestlers are the real champions and the only "ring rats" are men not willing to admit it. He then willingly lets Willow hit him with 3 finishers and pin him
>Rumble entrants are immediately announced with 20 slots given to Korean wrestlers
>Rumble will decide who will be one of 6 #1 contenders for the chance to be 1/3 of the next team to challenge for the trios belts
>After winning the 6 way, Willow decides to enter the Rumble at #1 to prove how strong women are
>she's the first to be eliminated by interference from Thunder Rosa
>Rumble ends in a three-way tie of Omega, Page, and Okada.
>They form a trios team and win the belts only to disband the next night because of infighting
>a new 64 man tournament is announced to decide who will hold the vacant titles
>Page becomes Willow's full time valet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:25:49 PM No.18274008
>>18273716 (OP)
>books good matches people want to see
>doesn't waste time with pointless filler segments
>respects the fans' time and money
>gives time to young stars and doesn't fill his PPVs with 50 year olds and celebrities in every match
>pushes Danny Garcia for some reason
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:26:51 PM No.18274020
>>18273716 (OP)
He'd book him more like Sting. Probably team him up with a young guy that would do all the work then Goldberg swoops in and hits the spear and Jackhammer on Nick Jackson.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:27:54 PM No.18274032
>>18274008
>>books good matches people want to see
Anon....
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:59:36 PM No.18275151
>>18273716 (OP)
kek
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:08:05 PM No.18275226
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>to come up with a challenger to Hangman to starts the Hangman Challenger Eliminator tournament
>Sets up a score board with a specific hidden phrase, a new unnamed special event/PLE presented as a game of hangman
>Winner of tournament matches get to choose one letter, if it is on the board they get to fight in the next round
> if the letter is not on the board they are eliminated from the tournament and can't challenge Hangman for the title during his run without winning another change in another match
>If the game of hangman finishes without anyone guessing the word Hangman has to retire
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:09:50 PM No.18275237
>>18273716 (OP)
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/image/Zl0PQmtGsTa3TQNNr0KoQg/
It didn't get over the first time and it's not getting over now
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:15:19 PM No.18275271
>>18273716 (OP)
>load up my roster in TEW
>set up the feuds I have active
>use autobooker to book dynamite
>remove the 2nd womenโ€™s match it generates and make it another 8 man tag with vanilla and horchata midgets
>end the show with a wacky 13 man brawl or extended heel beat down

>do the exact same thing next week
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:16:50 PM No.18275284
Better booker than Cripple H I'm afraid
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:24:22 PM No.18275341
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>>18275271
Lmao I posted this before he announced this match
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:35:17 PM No.18275405
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>>18275341
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:39:50 PM No.18275427
cute girl
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>>18275341
>all star
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:44:19 PM No.18275457
Tony being online knows Goldberg sucks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:16 PM No.18275510
>>18275226
....I fully expect to see this now..
I'll add to this
>masked wrestler is introduced who breezes through tournament defeating everyone
>Schivane announces they will interview the wrestler as he sets up to face Hangman
>Masked wrestler comes to the ring and takes off mask
>it's Hangman
>States he has always been his own worst enemy and intends to defeat his "inner demons"
>at PPV Hangman has a no holds barred ironman match with his inner demons which involves him sitting in front of a mirror screaming for 1 hour before passing out and being declared the winner
>after winning and losing Hangman appears the next night and vacates the title after saying he has to find himself
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:55 PM No.18275520
>>18275341
Bruh
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:51:02 PM No.18275531
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>>18275341
>all star
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:51:18 PM No.18275534
>>18275427
I forgot about that BB episode. She got railed.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:51:09 AM No.18276048
>>18275534
nah you did
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:01:12 AM No.18276144
>>18273716 (OP)
where are the weekly special tv shows?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:20:21 AM No.18276991
>>18276144
>October arrives
>Winter is Coming graphic begins to unfurl
>burns up midway through
>"This October something PINOY this way comes"
>Filipino Heritage Month special events every week celebrating all the great ties between wrestling and Filipinos
>First week is dedicated to "great film actor" Dave Bautista
>he does not show up
>all matches must be won via power bomb with Tony giving a thumbs up or down
>second week is dedicated to Jeff Cobb
>he does not show up
>All fighters wrestle on their knees
>Third week is dedicated to Gisele Shaw
>HE shows up
>All intergender mixed matches
>Gisele challenges for both the men's and Women's IC title
>Wins both and forms the "It" IC title for the first time
>Last week is dedicated to Manny Pacquiao who Tony announces as "Manny PACMANACAOACAO!" while leaping in the air furiously
>Manny comes out and boxes Jericho before being challenged by Omega to a game of Pac-Man
>Manny suffers a concussion during the Jericho match which isn't noticed at the time
>He dies 3 days later from brain hemorrhaging
>Tony announces the inaugural "Pac-Man" battle Royal for later that year
>He is sued by Namco
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:21:12 AM No.18277004
>>18273716 (OP)
>Okada
Who?