Thread 18273727

Goddess Edition

(The Kabuki Warriors did not win the tag titles on Sunday Night 'ri and Asuka ate a pin on Monday Night 'ri but nkt without some shenanigans from team bean. The Captain continues to look strong on her conquest for gold. Will the Kabuki Warriors be a permanent thing? Nobody knows but we do know that 'ri is CUTE and SEXO as the voyage towards the title continues.)

Previous: >>18235162

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18273727 (OP)
Kairi is cute!

Kairi's hairless anus.

Plundered from Kabuki and because I didn't get to finish last time

Kairi plays the Kabuki Warriors theme on her recorder
https://youtu.be/X6whifXgk4w

>>18273816
what a talented musician

>>18273765
That's where my tongue and pp go

LET'S SEE KAIRI'S NIPPLES

>abandoned last dead as fuck thread at 266 posts and just stars a new one
>still crying about /kabuki/
the most KWAB general on this board
bar none

>>18273765
Sniff
Staring the thread strong with 'ri pantsu

>>18274023
we hit the image cap, retardo

>>18273730
Literally everyone is saying this

last

>>18274023
Okay tranny

Love 'ri Love' ritards

SEXO

Kitty 'ri

Bonus with Bikini 'ri

>page 5 in 30 mins
someone is sliding

>>18274526
>page 5 in under an hour

>>18274526
'ri crotch

>>18274315
Hoggers is seething still about All In being a failure

>>18276115
was it really?

>>18276164
It only got 9400 people to show up and sold less than 20k ppvs. Now the Dynamite after their biggest show is being held in a literal ballroom. Grim timea for the tranny fed.

>>18276289
But I saw that it sold out? 1,444 tickets sold

>>18274078
The threesome not that I want but the one I deserve

what's up with the image to post ratio lately?

>>18276483
what do you mean?

>>18276532
It just feels like someone's trying to make threads hit the image limit asap so the threads die early.

>>18276544
we just make a new thread then.
It's because we image posted a lot when she was out and now that she's back and on tv we keep image posting at the same rate but then post webms and photos from her matches which is upping the rate

>>18276555
>It's because we image posted a lot when she was out and now that she's back and on tv we keep image posting at the same rate but then post webms and photos from her matches which is upping the rate
That didn't happen before her break though. It's been the past few threads specifically, so even with her current run this has only started 3 threads or so ago.

>>18276573
She wasn't wrestling much before she got hurt, we had like 6 months of no kairi and now she's wrestling every show so lot's of ri content. Especially this past week with main event, RAW, slopdown, evo 2 and a second RAW

>>18276617
>She wasn't wrestling much before she got hurt
That's quite literally not true. She was starting to tag with IYO and had frequent TV time as well as matches. And fine, if we want to talk about her current run, why hasn't the image posting started when she was winning back to back matches after she returned? I'm not saying it's done out of malice, but can you see how it looks when for the entirety of this general existing, we never hit image bump limits 200ish posts in and only since like the past three threads?

>>18274064
lol

>>18276813
Seems to be the webm's. 25 out of 41 images in this thread are webm's. Don't get me wrong - I love Kairi webm's...but most of these were posted in the last thread.

>>18276544
>so the threads die early.
it makes it more popular because that means the gens get more threads in quicker time. liam is such an unfortunate retard its amazing

>>18276939
Hai

>>18276898
because I didnt get to post the whole set last thread
>>18276813
it's the combination of we were posting images when she was out and this week she's been on a bunch of shows. in the last 9 days she was on raw, slopdown, evo 2 and raw again. that's 4 matches in just over a week. that's way more than before she got hurt. you are being a disengenous troll
also again, not a big deal, just make a new thread. hitting the image limit at 260 and hitting 311 both have literally the same effect. you would be bitching that these threads were up for a whole week if there were no image posts

>>18277068
>also again, not a big deal, just make a new thread. hitting the image limit at 260 and hitting 311 both have literally the same effect.
>>18276955
>it makes it more popular because that means the gens get more threads in quicker time.
I don't think so. In the short term, it doesn't matter, but long term it will stifle discussion and organic community interaction. But I'll wait and see how it develops, I'd be happy to be wrong.

>>18273855
>Kairi sizing up my penis before putting her hand around it before sliding it in her mouth.

>>18277461
It's great to be a Kairi fan!

>>18277189
agreed... I like to give anons the chance to comment on the sweet 'ri's I post before posting more sweet 'ri's.

>>18276388
Fuuuuck, they are SEXO af

>>18277698
Did somebody say sweet 'ri's?

>>18276544
What? I always bump with a image I love to post 'ri and posting' 'ris is the goal of /arrrr/, don't be so paranoid just enjoy the Captian, I'm bumping with my favorite' ri btw, just look at that angelic face

>>18277748
Cute donut cute Hojo and here is another image for that paranoide idiot

>>18277461
>>18277547
Many are saying this, Kairi = life

>>18273727 (OP)
Kawaiiri Hojo

>>18277979
New nickname just dropped

>>18278203
It also works as Kawaiiri Sane - The captain is so versatile!

>>18277748
sweet 'risus...

>we
nigga it's (You) and nobody else
all those posts that got nuked out of the last thread showed you replying to your own posts and having conversations with yourself and all that shit
KWAB ass thread

>>18276813
you are talking to one guy who uses 4 IPs to spam and brigade this board, this thread included. This thread is his special safe space where he spams Kairi pictures and talks to himself. He's been on a melty the last few days spamming the threads to image limit and then just moving on to a new thread so he can feel like he is "winning" at waifu general thread warfare in his sick psychotic mind.
This thread is 95% astroturfed by one person. it exists because one person keeps it alive and keeps posting in it.

>>18278510
>>18278563
You were saying this last thread. But one of those comments was mine. And there were 3 replies to me and 3 replies to another anon across the other 4 posts. At some point you faggots are just going to have to deal with the fact that /arrrr/ is dimes and get over it.

>>18278967
/arrrr/ is the best thread on /pw/. I'll never understand why it makes Hogwheels/Kabukischizo seethe so much.

This is literally You; this post was made in this exact thread last December. Everyone go read this;
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/16508358/#q16518748
>I made 13 threads across 7 boards on cooldown. I'm going to do it again too because I have zero respect for jannies.
>I have, in addition to my own wifi, 2 public wifis I can access that both have dynamic ip addresses (used to be 3) and I've evaded something like 500 bans, including getting multiple permabans for being banned too many times.
>oh I can also use my phone hotspot too, I forgot. either way its whatever mod hit a public wifi and odds are even if its a 30 day ban I won't see that specific IP address in the next month.
>It is very rare I get an IP address recycled to a ban I caused. usually it only happens if the ban is less than an hour old. I've run into other people's bans before, but it usually is only a minor inconvenience.

>>18278967
You admitted ITT months ago that you use 4 IPs to post on here and never get banned >>18279062
your obsession with trying to portray a facade to this board that "MANY PEOPLE ACSHUALLY like you and your retard memes and your retard thread is pathetic. You copped to it already. You endlessly spam and astroturf this thread and the whole board off these multi IPs and pretend that it's "MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE"
You are beyond pathetic. Your flood the catalog with threads on whatever your latest little obsessive talking point is. Using this method of having 4 IPs which can all generate 5 threads each max.

>>18278334
Indeed it those too, also NXT 'ri is always a good throwback
>>18278510
>>18278510
>>18278563
>>18278563
>>18278967
>>18279062
Not cool guys

>>18279115
He is doing this right now >>18279062

leave the hoggers shit out of this thread

>>18279357
Nice butt
>>18279644
You are literally sperging out rn bro. Stop seething so much it's just a couple anons memeing om AEW being in a bingo hall that looked like a mexican restaurant. It's funny.

>>18279658
>it's just a couple anons
No it's You, utlising your 4 IPs you proudly brag about >>18279062

We have a legitimate reason to dab on AEW here. It was Tony who schemed to have Kairi drop the IWGP belt to Sasha - who sucks and is bald btw.

>>18279756
>It was Tony who schemed to have Kairi drop the IWGP belt to Sasha
total schizo headcanon Taro Okada and Bushiroad control the booking of that belt
Mercedes wasn't even in AEW when she was IWGP Champion
She debuted there long after that actually.

>>18279776
Tony plotted to have Sasha bury Kairi for the belt to build hype for her AEW signing and justify the preposterous amount of money he spent on her. He strong-styled Okada and Bushiroad into betraying Kairi.
Noticed you didn't refute the part where I said she sucks and is bald.

>>18279848
You are mentally ill

>>18279748
Nah that's you and you are worked into a shoot over AEW being held at a taco joint. Cry harder tubby.

You know Okada wasn't there at the time, right?

>>18279859
maybe...she still bald though

I necrobumped the other thread, but I'll have to post zombie 'ri here

>>18279654
Love that bikini on 'ri
>>18279941
Nice Spooky' ri is new to me

>>18276939
cute
>>18276955
you finna know it

>>18277189
I fail to see how posting pics and gifs of a wrestler will stifle discussion of that wrestler
>>18277461
great 'ri

>>18278032
based American 'ri
>>18278967
>>18279039
I was wondering why there were so many new posts. I guess it's just lonely kabuki schizo seethe

>>18279654
100% this. Hoggers shit and cuckshit goes in kabuki

>>18279756
>>18279848
is she really bald?

>>18279941
BASED as fuck

>>18280436
schizo posting belongs in kabuki and not here, aewfag

>>18280436
I've never actually posted in Kabuki because i was told the gay guy who runs it is a drunk and divorced 40 year old redditor who is on all kinds of meds.

>>18280361
Goofy as always

>>18279941
I would necrobump this zombie wrestler... if you know what I mean, am I right?

>>18280504
Same

>>18280489
I also heard this
>>18280495
she was dancing to Sol's surfer song

Posting one more 'ri before bed and is school girl kawaiiri

>>18280321
Some 'ri's deserve to linger in our consciousness for a while longer before the next big (and undoubtedly worthy) 'ri comes along. I like taking the time to savor and contemplate a fresh 'ri, which can be hard when I'm being inundated with so many 'ri's.

>>18280530
nice

>>18279062
>>18279115
Oh my god this guy is here too? He was on the iyo general this tuesday making these types of posts too, and was lashing at everyone and posting indian wojaks. He got banned like 4 times there and got outed for samefagging his own posts because the dude didn't change his filenames and because he has an obssesion for using the words (you) on his posts. How does he keep coming back?

>>18280558
he's a phone poster
>>18280530
cute

nope. we're not talking about that faggot at all, new rule we just made.

>>18280533
well I don't think we are going to have 4 matches in 8 days again for a while

Ok so I was reading the thread I don't think the guy making those big posts and samefagging is from kabuki or from here, my first interaction with him was in the Lyra general, I think it was the raw after wrestlemania because I was making fun of her for losing the tag titles

>>18280574
Maybe next Kairimania season. It's what we deserve.

>>18280357
'fraid so. Very unfortunate but true Sasha factoid.

>>18280603
I'm retarded I wanted to say he is not from here* because it doesn't make any sense for him to be a kabuki or kairi fan because my first interaction with him was in the Lyra general, and both kabuki and kairi fans are not Lyra fans

>>18280571
Kairi's smile

>>18280800
Very true. I would even go so far as to call myself a Lyra-anti. It's not an Irish thing either. I like Becko & Seamus. Just don't like Lyra. They can't make me like Lyra.

>>18280040
I need to get my nose wedged in 'ri pit bros, i'm going insane over here

>>18280821
based, but also fuck becko

>>18280915
becky saved kairi sane's life and put over asuka pretty well

>>18280915
Young riverdance Becko was mega cute. I couldn't stand The Man Becko....but I'm really enjoying Big Bully Becko now.
>>18280935
I'll always have a soft spot for Becko for this. She wouldn't be considered a locker room leader if she was a total bitch.

>>18280876
An anon of refined sensibilities, I see.

>>18280571
Kairi an alien. I know it.

>>18280361
Imagine giving Kairi some Molly at the club and watching her ride it out as her dancing becomes more erratic.

>>18280571
Wholesome video

>>18281706
I imagine Kairi would be a real handful with that sort of thing. Always wanting to go out raving on coke or pingers. But Iyo seems the type who just likes to get bonged out at home and watch anime.

Bumping with badass Kawaiiri Hojo

>>18280935
>>18280988
becko did a nice thing for kairi, but she is also a dimeless self mark

>>18281706
kairi isn't a drug addict
>>18282456
neither girl does drugs

>>18273727 (OP)
man she was beautiful, now she is beautiful but like fake beauty you know

>page 6 in 1 hour
slide's on

>>18284104
What happened? Is the AEWtist still upset over the mexican restaurant thing?

[Awful news]
The Kairi store is still sold out of Kairi's

>>18285589
Thats too bad, i need a Kairi in my life

'ri is CUTE, i repeat' ri is C U T E

>>18285589
Would settle for bargain bin or second-hand Kairi

>>18274930
She gets in that pose for me every night.

>>18283611
Hojo Moto

>>18286713
Kairi took this well, but I am still pissed on her behalf.

>>18284477
no clue
>>18285589
fugggggg

>>18286680
My defective Kairi randomly snaps into a T-pose sometimes. Can make intimacy difficult, but I still love her.

I want to Chun-'ri to kick me in the balls

>>18287438
i forgot to post it in the last thread but in the thread previous to that one i was hoping for a chun ri edition and then we got it
so zased

>>18287438
>>18287627
Chun-'ri would do it too...you wouldn't even have to pay her.

>>18287987
That's a new Chun-'ri for me, nice

>>18288014
same

'ri is watching you anon

>>18288471
based jive sisters

>>18288094
Forgive me captain!

>>18288014
>>18288017
Chun-'ri is my main for sure

Soon /arrrr/ gals will have the belts. Then we'll get to see them on Smackdown too. Believe it!