FEUD OF THE YEAR EDITION!!!
The past few days were massive for /ourbirb/. Not only did she have a fantastic match at the incredible Evolution PLE, she also managed to earn herself a title match against Becky by defeating Bayley in a rematch on Monday! The crowd was absolutely CAPTIVATED by both matches and she received MASSIVE pops! (Kek, what a beloved canary!) The great joshi war remains MUST SEE TV every week and keeps growing more intense! For now, we wait to see what happens as /ourbirb/ prepares to reclaim her coveted title at SummerSlam!
Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will be haunted by a lingering feeling of not being able to sneeze. How infuriating!
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>>18238632WWE Raw highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2LnDhnVlE
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
Evolution highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HSHiYY5_eM
Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
IIIIIII just wanna flyyy
Put your arms around me baby
Put your arms around me baby
So is she winning at SummerSlam?
>>18276347*sigh* here we go again *unzpis*
>>18276309 (OP)I'm really hyped for SummerSlam. Feels more like WrestleMania than WrestleMania did.
Kek what a legendary feud. Really shows that certain wrestlers have never had an actual feud.
I hate this bird bitch DELETE THIS THREAD
If she wins the belt back I'll be happy. But, she's done everything she can with it. She made it precious. Was defended in multiple PLEs. And had amazing feuds. I think it's time for Lyra to move up.
What did she mean by this? Was Aunt Bayley stinky?
>>18276403true get her to the world title scene
Need to see Lyra vs Bianca and iyo again.
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>>18276403I kinda feel the same. But the top belt is in the Rhea vortex with Naomi and Iyo as background characters to it. There's no room for her.
>>18276403>I think it's time for Lyra to move up.I'd want that too, but I think something in the division will have to drastically change. There are too many faces, and while we have a new one with Naomi, that's still not enough people to feud with. Either she turns heel or we have others do it. I just really don't want to see her become a chickenshit heel.
>>18276443Sniffable player
>>18276403Lyra is getting pretty popular. But she's not main event level popular.
I'd want to see Lyra work on her promos a little more. She's getting there, but I think there's still a bit of confidence missing
>>18276480Sheโs really got no options left. Whoโs she going to feud with? Tiffany? Stephanie and Giulia are realistically her only choices.
>>18276513>when your aunt says something incredibly retarded but you have to play nice because you're family
Hopefully they don't spin their wheels with Lyra after the Becky stuff. They should pull the trigger on the heel turn. It would be a let down. If she just goes back to filler feuds. With no character development after the Becky/Bayley stuff.
>Steals your wings in you're path
>>18276513>When Auntie says that she'll get a Playstation to play Animal Crossing with you but it's a Nintendo game
Me and Tulpa Birb have gotten a puppy. It's a tulpa pitbull. I tried to talk her out of it but she wanted it... I haven't been able to update you guys on it because I had to serve a ban for calling a Tulpa-anti the n-word. My apologies.
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Who did it better?
[DISTURBING NEWS] Lyra Valkyria was drinking alcohol.
>>18276685Why are they so smug while stretching their opponents
lyra might be an alcoholic bros
>>18276919Power dynamics.
>>18276603proper long term yuri storyline on the main roster with these two would save wrestling
>>18276603She's stolen Lyra's dirty clothes too. Tatum is a menace.
>>18277003She's been hanging with Aunt Bayley (a known drinker) too much.
>>18276649Those damn anti's!!!
If Lyra was on Smackdown. She could easily be in the main event scene.
>>18276649>tulpa pitbullits over. those things are vicious
>>18277737I dunno. I'm not sold on if they'd push her above
Bianca
Tiffy
Jadeberg
Alexa
Charles
>>18276649Your tulpa toddlers are going to be tulpa mauled to death
>>18277918People are souring on Tiffany and Jade so itโs fine.
>>18277966That doesn't mean WWE would give up on their push though lol. It would also be cool to see Lyra get revenge on Nia come to think of it
>>18277737Lyra has only been on the main roster for two years. She's fine in the mid to mid uppercard scene.
>>18276448Marigold excursion
>>18279425can birb lift Utami's fat arse?
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>>18276821>tatersMy love...
Kek hogwheels is the tulpa birb faggot. The tulpa posts got murked along with his seethe thread. KWAB
>>18276416>CAM ON ANON I CANT HOLD HER ANY LONGER SHE NEEDS THIS NAO
They should run it back soon.
>>18281985Seriously, I'd love if there was more to the Marigold relationship than just sending them Iyo that one time.
>>18281994After nothing happened at even Evolution, I am now thoroughly convinced that it was a one time thing.
>>18282088I don't think that's necessarily the case. I think it makes sense for Evolution to celebrate specifically the WWE women's roster. They didn't have any Knockouts on the show even though TNA is basically an extension of NXT right now. If that had brought over some Marigold wrestlers to take spots that could've been filled with WWE's own women, people would've been upset. I know Mayu said that part of why she went to Marigold is the possibility of wrestling Iyo and Kairi, and it wouldn't surprise me if that happened at some point.
>>18282125When you put it that way, sure that makes sense. It was just disappointing when nothing happened at the Rumble for and then again at Evolution for instance. The fact that Triple H was dodging answering whether or not there would be another Evolution or anything similar to it just doesn't give me a lot of confidence that he intends to do anything special again.
>>18276513>when Auntie says she got you the new Switch 2 but it turns out to be the old one instead
>wrestles in the Atlanta Hawks arena
>doesn't get a bird power boost to win
another Hunter fumble
I feel like Bayley will turn heel on Lyra. And like cost her the belt. I don't really want that. But I have a feeling that's where they're going.
>>18283785Would be lame desu. Bayley is like the Big Show. Her face/heel turns happen so much. That it became boring.
>>18283785I mean I can see it, given how she's been with Lyra since returning
>>18283609Need to breed Isla desu
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>arse
>>18277003she's Irish, this is a given
>>18285302shades of taker
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/1945986868975157543
>>18285884kek what an inspirational player
Daily reminder that Lyra lost and has no title
>>18285884This is really cute
>>18285909Actually she won her last match.
>>18286405I love her so much
>>18286405I'm glad she calmed down
>>18283372I'm seeing double
four Lyra Valkyrias
Paul doesn't believe in segregating the genders. There will be no more evolution or Marigoldo.
>>18282088>I am now thoroughly convinced that it was a one time thingIt was. Sonny has explicitly stated many times that there is no deal or relationship with WWE. They worked out a one time thing with Giulia and Iyo and that was that.
>>18288700Which sucks because it'd so cool to send some of the girls over there and vice versa.
>>18288963Why? What would be cool about seeing Lyra wrestle Amarei Kouki in a half empty Korakuen?
AEW Dynamite and Mercedes Mone have proved that there is nothing cool about promotion partnerships. They are dimeless ice cold filler.
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Paul needs to fire more going nowhere scrubs and make Smackdown a female only show and Raw a male only show. That's the only way people like Lyra will soar.
>>18289141I don't follow, she's doing very well right now.
>>18289148Not really. Detached from Becko and Bags she isn't over on her own. A female centric show could in theory give mid-card and lower-tier women more TV time to connect with the audience.
>>18288984I want to see her wrestle Mayu. I think they'd work really well together.
>>18289165Mayu only has eyes for Iyo and Kairi and that's probably not going to happen unless Iyo also wants it and it willing to give someone with influence and power the suck suck.
>>18289141She's been getting an amazing amount of reaction for the past few weeks.
>>18289434That's because she's working with people who are over. Without them she's nothing.
>>18289787Sounds like cope and goalpost moving. A few weeks ago you were saying that she wasn't getting any reactions. Now that she does it's because of the people she's working with.
>>18289987I accept your concession.
Bros, the leftists are onto us
>>18291332>>18291342This is the guy that calls her nepogog for sure
>>18291349He always seems to find specific accounts that have no impressions, no likes, no responses apart from maybe one or two. Interesting!
>last post 31 minutes ago
>already page 5
jfc
>>18291332>>18291342I hate Hasan Piker fans so much bro. I hope the IDF gets more money.
>>18292070Tbh it's been pretty funny watching him and his orbiters slowly get btfo
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
>>18292070Hasan and his fans being faggots doesn't make Isreal based.
I'll be going to Raw next month. Will bring a Birb sign!
>>18294144spend at least $100 on Lyra merch.
>Lyra has a thread on simpcity
>>18296509She's in the big leagues now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcoN07NiOh8
>>18294144Based. Are you gonna be seated close to the ring?
Reminder this bitch has no title and lost
>>18298505Actually she won her last match.
>>18298833She's winning it back at Summerslam, which cannot be said of your favorite.
>>18298804I want to keep her safe
>>18298483embarrassing low iq nicktoons parody of wrestling look.
>>18298804the birth of birbamania
>>18299397Handsome Irish woman
>>18299397we love our psycho bird
>when the scalper bought the last Nintendo Switch 2 and is trying to sell it to you for a hefty mark up
>>18300368a great wrestler that is becoming loved by the fans
Is birb sawdusting herself trying to be a joshi
>>18300747Why would she do that to herself?
>>18300560Many agree with this.
>Asuka praised Bayley and Lyra's match
God, I love Asuka even more now.
>>18302099sorry dickhead we don't need your validation
>>18302658Stop falseflagging and worry about Naomi winning again.
>>18302099Absolutely based. Lyra is almost officially a joshi.
>>18302703Asuka vs. Lyra in a hard hitting strong style match. Book it Trips.
>>18302756only member of Damage Ctrl Lyra hasn't beat at this point
We should be getting Lyra vs Asuka and Kairi when Lyra beats Becko for the IC belt but Paul is a fucking faggot ass loser who slobers knob and hates the midcard so we won't.
I can't believe this nerd is fucking my queen raw and dumping huge loads in her.
Lyra must win at Summer Slam.
>>18302099love love love the Empress
She had such a cool look and gimmick coming from NXT UK, with the Morrigan/Crow background. Then she goes to the main roster, Cole says that she likes ravens, then birds, and they put her in bird costumes. They take the chant that the NXT crowd liked to do, and make her flap her wings to it, trying to give her a yeet.
Meanwhile none of this crap gets her over, but she's so good in the ring that she gets over every time she wrestles. So maybe focus on that instead?
>>18305754Jim Cornette HATED this match.
>>18305789Cornette is a fag
Paul. Rossy. Book it. Now.
>>18306018two cute birdbrains
If Lyra is going to be facing any outsiders it should be Flying Penguin.
>>18306018match of the year
>>18276685The Jap.We can see up her shorts.
>>18306782She's friends with everyone. Kek, what a friendly player!
>>18306782Please put your hair down more often Lyra.
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I wish they'd uploaded this segment. It was genuinely so hype seeing Mayu and Lyra in the same ring.
>>18306782luv Lyra
luv Roxy
>>18307941this gimmick is over with me
does anybody have the picture of lyra and blake monroe from the nxt uk tryouts?
>>18308683I meant the one with Lyra giving Blake a piggyback or vice versa maybe
>>18308718rooting for Blake now
>>18308683>>18308718Is that Scott D'Amore's boyfriend? I'm surprised WWE would let a tranny try out for them.
>>18311517they certainly never intended to hire him
>>18312580You could dig a trench with that chin.
>>18301035to pop the crowd and send them home happy
>>18314898Did Dick Flair try to sue again for a girl using Woo?
>>18315209He'd have to sue Gunther and anyone doing chops as well
>>18315756He did sue Becky for calling herself The Man.
https://x.com/EliteClubS0B/status/1944536337140642213
>>18315842Wasn't that dropped and nothing came of it?
>>18312609she the real female Inoki frfr
>>18315847Kek, what a rising star!
>>18317646I think Becky and Lyra were announced for tonight, yes
the AAA and TNA crossovers actually give me a bit of hope for more Marigold stuff
>>18317864Honestly I just wish they'd do another Worlds Collide kind of thing and give Mayu one big match in front of the WWE audience who may never have seen her before. I think she's such an incredible talent and I just want the most people to see her, even if she never wants to sign to an American company. Honestly I'd love it if they could work something out where she could be more like Logan Paul where she's part of the roster but she's not on TV every week, just popping in for a program and then leaving for a while.
But Lyra and Mayu is the very definition of a dream match for me and I'll keep praying I get a chance to see it one way or another.
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>>18317996eh? how and why? also isn't this the account that hates Lyra?
>>18317864That's a bit different since TKO owns AAA and TNA is everyone's bitch and in America.
https://x.com/WWE/status/1947378573112971447
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>>18318813kek literally why tho, and why so suddenly?
Unless this is leading to Bayley turning completely on Lyra. Why book this tag match
>>18319074that's probably what it'll be. maybe another crash out to possibly add her to SummerSlam?
Honestly kinda based we get more birb in ring action tonight
It's been a rough patch for this Lyramaniac. I've been sick since last week, and it seems to somehow be getting worse in some ways. I also went to the doctor today and she prescribed me some antibiotics because I also have developed an ear infection. She said they were very red and irritated. I believe it because every time I swallow, my entire head hurts. Today was the first time I ate a full meal since Thursday. I've been living mostly off of popsicles and occasionally some bread and crackers. I'm tired, I'm in pain, but tonight I am watching Monday Night Raw, and I hope seeing Lyra will make me feel just a little bit better.
>>18320236That sounds awful :( I hope it gets better for you soon. Have a cute birb
>>18320311Thank you, that's one of my favorites I think.
Cutest Lyra face yet. She was utterly flabbergasted :0
Based family counselor Adam Pearce trying to help an aunt and niece reconnect with this match.
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>when you cum while reading an extra spicy YA novel
>>18320625>Lyra's orgasm faceAbsolutely cursed
I was taking a piss because I thought it was just the triple threat tag match so I missed it :(
>>18320625>>18320710Based Birb providing reaction pics
>>18320710>Searching for posts that contain 'hogwheels'. Returning only first 5000 of 6358 results found.
>>18320551No, Auntie Bayley asked for the match.
Momma Becko and Birb time
Her eyes look funny. She looks sedated. Or is it just me?
>No DQ match
Fucking finally
>>18320993Shit is so sad. She is such a shitty wrestler
>>18320993Wdym? She got her usual woos and the crowd cheered for her when she ethered Becky.
>>18321049Makeup heavier and darker around the eyes
Cuteness overload from Birb and Bayley
Lyra is showing a lot of personality. This is pretty great.
This is a pretty funny match. Love how Bayley is messing with her.
Kek overly enthusiastic Bayley is fucking with her
Lyra had some weed bird seeds it seems
Who has the browner butthole tho
God dammit I hate trimming vids to fit the 4mb limit
Do they not have new renders for her? It's always the same one. Yeah it's not a big deal. But to my autism it is.
Bro that legdrop looks stiff as fuck
Based birb telling Dom off!
Amazing fucking match like always
>>18321463Based. Match started cold but crowd popped for birb.
We almost did it birb bros!
>>18321393She didn't call it the Death Note for nothing.
>>18321209I still think they'll do the unhinged angle. Cause she's acting so different.
>>18321653kek what a nerd
>>18321463>>18321478/ourgal/ is allergic to having a bad match, 'fraid so
Lyra finna crack Becky with a chair
>>18321114Why do you always take pigwheels bait?
>>18323939I want to live inside Roxanne's butt.
I'm ngl bros Mama Becko looked hot af on Raw. She should talk to Lyra about dropping the default braided hairstyle.
Reddit hates Lyra and the bird gimmick.
>>18323767but enough about roxanne
>>18324530Makes sense that Iyoschizo hates her then.
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Birb is the Worb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvtX0Prn0eA
>>18324694one of the best live bands I've ever seen
Sneaking out of the Iyo thread just to say Birb is cute (and may or may not have picked a decent little wedgie out of her crack during the break, I donโt know what you saw on Netflix)
>>18325118Cute pic! Hope you had fun at the show anon <3
>>18325118I hate to see them go, but I love to watch them leave :P
>>18323946Yeah but she wants to put her tongue in yours anon :|
>>18325696Dude I saw your post when I checked the IYO thread for webms and I still can't believe she kissed your mask. I'd unironically get it sealed and framed and build an altar.
>>18325933Also to to that add I'm happy one of our guys on /pw/ got the honor. Fucking amazing
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>>18323939This should be the new op
https://x.com/firecrackerriot/status/1947666145265234263/photo/2
>>18326580Kek, that is exactly the one I was gonna use.