Thread 18276309

FEUD OF THE YEAR EDITION!!!

The past few days were massive for /ourbirb/. Not only did she have a fantastic match at the incredible Evolution PLE, she also managed to earn herself a title match against Becky by defeating Bayley in a rematch on Monday! The crowd was absolutely CAPTIVATED by both matches and she received MASSIVE pops! (Kek, what a beloved canary!) The great joshi war remains MUST SEE TV every week and keeps growing more intense! For now, we wait to see what happens as /ourbirb/ prepares to reclaim her coveted title at SummerSlam!

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will be haunted by a lingering feeling of not being able to sneeze. How infuriating!

Previous: >>18238632

WWE Raw highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2LnDhnVlE
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
Evolution highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HSHiYY5_eM

Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/

First for smooches!

IIIIIII just wanna flyyy
Put your arms around me baby
Put your arms around me baby

So is she winning at SummerSlam?

SOON.
AGAIN.

>>18276347
*sigh* here we go again *unzpis*

I like this canary.

>>18276347
MWAH!

>>18276309 (OP)
I'm really hyped for SummerSlam. Feels more like WrestleMania than WrestleMania did.

Kek what a legendary feud. Really shows that certain wrestlers have never had an actual feud.

I hate this bird bitch DELETE THIS THREAD

If she wins the belt back I'll be happy. But, she's done everything she can with it. She made it precious. Was defended in multiple PLEs. And had amazing feuds. I think it's time for Lyra to move up.

What did she mean by this? Was Aunt Bayley stinky?

>>18276403
true get her to the world title scene

Need to see Lyra vs Bianca and iyo again.

>>18276403
I kinda feel the same. But the top belt is in the Rhea vortex with Naomi and Iyo as background characters to it. There's no room for her.

>>18276403
>I think it's time for Lyra to move up.
I'd want that too, but I think something in the division will have to drastically change. There are too many faces, and while we have a new one with Naomi, that's still not enough people to feud with. Either she turns heel or we have others do it. I just really don't want to see her become a chickenshit heel.

>>18276443
Sniffable player

>>18276443
finna

>>18276403
Lyra is getting pretty popular. But she's not main event level popular.

I'd want to see Lyra work on her promos a little more. She's getting there, but I think there's still a bit of confidence missing

She needs a spanking!

>>18276480
She’s really got no options left. Who’s she going to feud with? Tiffany? Stephanie and Giulia are realistically her only choices.

>>18276513
>when your aunt says something incredibly retarded but you have to play nice because you're family

Hopefully they don't spin their wheels with Lyra after the Becky stuff. They should pull the trigger on the heel turn. It would be a let down. If she just goes back to filler feuds. With no character development after the Becky/Bayley stuff.

>>18276513
>When Auntie says that she'll get a Playstation to play Animal Crossing with you but it's a Nintendo game

Me and Tulpa Birb have gotten a puppy. It's a tulpa pitbull. I tried to talk her out of it but she wanted it... I haven't been able to update you guys on it because I had to serve a ban for calling a Tulpa-anti the n-word. My apologies.

Who did it better?

[DISTURBING NEWS] Lyra Valkyria was drinking alcohol.

>>18276685
Why are they so smug while stretching their opponents

lyra might be an alcoholic bros

>>18276919
Power dynamics.

>>18276603
proper long term yuri storyline on the main roster with these two would save wrestling

>>18276603
She's stolen Lyra's dirty clothes too. Tatum is a menace.

>>18277003
She's been hanging with Aunt Bayley (a known drinker) too much.

Becky is a terrible mum

>>18276649
Those damn anti's!!!

If Lyra was on Smackdown. She could easily be in the main event scene.

>>18276649
>tulpa pitbull
its over. those things are vicious

>>18277737
I dunno. I'm not sold on if they'd push her above

Bianca
Tiffy
Jadeberg
Alexa
Charles

>>18276649
Your tulpa toddlers are going to be tulpa mauled to death

>>18277918
People are souring on Tiffany and Jade so it’s fine.

>>18277966
That doesn't mean WWE would give up on their push though lol. It would also be cool to see Lyra get revenge on Nia come to think of it

Soon.....

>>18277737
Lyra has only been on the main roster for two years. She's fine in the mid to mid uppercard scene.

>>18278454
S+ tier pit

>>18278454
AGAIN

Birb.

>>18276448
Marigold excursion

>>18279425
can birb lift Utami's fat arse?

>>18276309 (OP)
Love the birb

>>18279514
You tell me.

>>18276821
>taters
My love...

Kek hogwheels is the tulpa birb faggot. The tulpa posts got murked along with his seethe thread. KWAB

>>18276416
>CAM ON ANON I CANT HOLD HER ANY LONGER SHE NEEDS THIS NAO

>>18280681
Fucking kino

They should run it back soon.

>>18281985
Seriously, I'd love if there was more to the Marigold relationship than just sending them Iyo that one time.

Erm.... birb much

>>18281994
After nothing happened at even Evolution, I am now thoroughly convinced that it was a one time thing.

>>18282088
I don't think that's necessarily the case. I think it makes sense for Evolution to celebrate specifically the WWE women's roster. They didn't have any Knockouts on the show even though TNA is basically an extension of NXT right now. If that had brought over some Marigold wrestlers to take spots that could've been filled with WWE's own women, people would've been upset. I know Mayu said that part of why she went to Marigold is the possibility of wrestling Iyo and Kairi, and it wouldn't surprise me if that happened at some point.

>>18282125
When you put it that way, sure that makes sense. It was just disappointing when nothing happened at the Rumble for and then again at Evolution for instance. The fact that Triple H was dodging answering whether or not there would be another Evolution or anything similar to it just doesn't give me a lot of confidence that he intends to do anything special again.

>>18276513
>when Auntie says she got you the new Switch 2 but it turns out to be the old one instead

>wrestles in the Atlanta Hawks arena
>doesn't get a bird power boost to win
another Hunter fumble

I feel like Bayley will turn heel on Lyra. And like cost her the belt. I don't really want that. But I have a feeling that's where they're going.

>>18283785
Would be lame desu. Bayley is like the Big Show. Her face/heel turns happen so much. That it became boring.

>>18283785
I mean I can see it, given how she's been with Lyra since returning

>>18283609
Need to breed Isla desu

Phattest arse in Ireland

>>18277003
she's Irish, this is a given

>>18285302
shades of taker

>>18285884
kek what an inspirational player

Daily reminder that Lyra lost and has no title

>>18285884
This is really cute

>>18285909
Actually she won her last match.

Sassy brat!

>>18286405
I love her so much

>>18286405
I'm glad she calmed down

>>18283372
I'm seeing double
four Lyra Valkyrias

>>18287983
Dimea

Lyra.

Paul doesn't believe in segregating the genders. There will be no more evolution or Marigoldo.

>>18282088
>I am now thoroughly convinced that it was a one time thing
It was. Sonny has explicitly stated many times that there is no deal or relationship with WWE. They worked out a one time thing with Giulia and Iyo and that was that.

>>18288700
Which sucks because it'd so cool to send some of the girls over there and vice versa.

>>18288963
Why? What would be cool about seeing Lyra wrestle Amarei Kouki in a half empty Korakuen?

AEW Dynamite and Mercedes Mone have proved that there is nothing cool about promotion partnerships. They are dimeless ice cold filler.

Paul needs to fire more going nowhere scrubs and make Smackdown a female only show and Raw a male only show. That's the only way people like Lyra will soar.

>>18289141
I don't follow, she's doing very well right now.

>>18289148
Not really. Detached from Becko and Bags she isn't over on her own. A female centric show could in theory give mid-card and lower-tier women more TV time to connect with the audience.

>>18288984
I want to see her wrestle Mayu. I think they'd work really well together.

>>18289165
Mayu only has eyes for Iyo and Kairi and that's probably not going to happen unless Iyo also wants it and it willing to give someone with influence and power the suck suck.

>>18289141
She's been getting an amazing amount of reaction for the past few weeks.

>>18289434
That's because she's working with people who are over. Without them she's nothing.

>>18289787
Sounds like cope and goalpost moving. A few weeks ago you were saying that she wasn't getting any reactions. Now that she does it's because of the people she's working with.

>>18289961
Cope.

>>18289987
I accept your concession.

Irish thighs save lives.

>>18276309 (OP)
beautiful!

Bros, the leftists are onto us

>>18291332
>>18291342
This is the guy that calls her nepogog for sure

>>18291349
He always seems to find specific accounts that have no impressions, no likes, no responses apart from maybe one or two. Interesting!

>last post 31 minutes ago
>already page 5
jfc

>>18291332
>>18291342
I hate Hasan Piker fans so much bro. I hope the IDF gets more money.

>>18292070
Tbh it's been pretty funny watching him and his orbiters slowly get btfo

No 5 stars?

Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title

READ 'EM AND WEEP

>>18292070
Hasan and his fans being faggots doesn't make Isreal based.

I'll be going to Raw next month. Will bring a Birb sign!

>>18294144
BASED

>>18294144
spend at least $100 on Lyra merch.

CLOACA BUMP

>>18295196
Lewd

>>18296509
She's in the big leagues now

>>18296509
the indignity

>>18294144
Based. Are you gonna be seated close to the ring?

>>18298483
KWABOTY look

Reminder this bitch has no title and lost

Moments before disaster

>>18298505
Actually she won her last match.

No belt?

>>18298833
She's winning it back at Summerslam, which cannot be said of your favorite.

>>18298804
I want to keep her safe

>>18298483
dimes look

>>18298483
embarrassing low iq nicktoons parody of wrestling look.

kek he seethed

>>18298804
the birth of birbamania

CAW CAW

>>18299397
Handsome Irish woman

>>18299397
we love our psycho bird

Lyra is...

>>18300368
a great wrestler that is becoming loved by the fans

Is birb sawdusting herself trying to be a joshi

>>18300747
Why would she do that to herself?

>>18300560
Many agree with this.

>>18301035
you tell me

>>18301042
bird brains?

>Asuka praised Bayley and Lyra's match
God, I love Asuka even more now.

>>18302099
gigabased

>>18302099
sorry dickhead we don't need your validation

>>18302658
Stop falseflagging and worry about Naomi winning again.

wash. your. fingernails.

>>18302099
Absolutely based. Lyra is almost officially a joshi.

>>18302703
Asuka vs. Lyra in a hard hitting strong style match. Book it Trips.

>>18302756
only member of Damage Ctrl Lyra hasn't beat at this point

We should be getting Lyra vs Asuka and Kairi when Lyra beats Becko for the IC belt but Paul is a fucking faggot ass loser who slobers knob and hates the midcard so we won't.

I can't believe this nerd is fucking my queen raw and dumping huge loads in her.

Lyra must win at Summer Slam.

>>18303755
and she will

>>18303755
Yep

>>18302099
love love love the Empress

Lyra beat Iyo twice.

LYRA! I LOVE YOU LYRA!

She had such a cool look and gimmick coming from NXT UK, with the Morrigan/Crow background. Then she goes to the main roster, Cole says that she likes ravens, then birds, and they put her in bird costumes. They take the chant that the NXT crowd liked to do, and make her flap her wings to it, trying to give her a yeet.

Meanwhile none of this crap gets her over, but she's so good in the ring that she gets over every time she wrestles. So maybe focus on that instead?

>>18305754
Jim Cornette HATED this match.

>>18305789
Cornette is a fag

Paul. Rossy. Book it. Now.

>>18306018
two cute birdbrains

If Lyra is going to be facing any outsiders it should be Flying Penguin.

>>18306018
match of the year

>>18306018
two R’d Bs

>>18276685
The Jap.We can see up her shorts.

>>18306782
She's friends with everyone. Kek, what a friendly player!

>>18306782
Please put your hair down more often Lyra.

I wish they'd uploaded this segment. It was genuinely so hype seeing Mayu and Lyra in the same ring.

>>18306782
luv Lyra
luv Roxy

>>18307941
this gimmick is over with me

does anybody have the picture of lyra and blake monroe from the nxt uk tryouts?

>>18308683
I meant the one with Lyra giving Blake a piggyback or vice versa maybe

nvm I found it

>>18308718
Mariah jockey!

>>18309043
Dead meme

>>18308718
rooting for Blake now

>>18309521
Nah.

>>18308683
>>18308718
Is that Scott D'Amore's boyfriend? I'm surprised WWE would let a tranny try out for them.

>>18311517
they certainly never intended to hire him

>>18312580
You could dig a trench with that chin.

Lyra.

>>18301035
to pop the crowd and send them home happy

>>18314898
Did Dick Flair try to sue again for a girl using Woo?

>>18315209
He'd have to sue Gunther and anyone doing chops as well

>>18315756
He did sue Becky for calling herself The Man.

>>18315842
Wasn't that dropped and nothing came of it?

>>18312609
she the real female Inoki frfr

>>18314898
dimes

>>18315847
Kek, what a rising star!

birb promo tonight?

>>18317348
dimes

>>18317646
I think Becky and Lyra were announced for tonight, yes

the AAA and TNA crossovers actually give me a bit of hope for more Marigold stuff

>>18317864
Honestly I just wish they'd do another Worlds Collide kind of thing and give Mayu one big match in front of the WWE audience who may never have seen her before. I think she's such an incredible talent and I just want the most people to see her, even if she never wants to sign to an American company. Honestly I'd love it if they could work something out where she could be more like Logan Paul where she's part of the roster but she's not on TV every week, just popping in for a program and then leaving for a while.

But Lyra and Mayu is the very definition of a dream match for me and I'll keep praying I get a chance to see it one way or another.

>>18317996
eh? how and why? also isn't this the account that hates Lyra?

>>18317864
That's a bit different since TKO owns AAA and TNA is everyone's bitch and in America.

>>18318813
kek literally why tho, and why so suddenly?

Unless this is leading to Bayley turning completely on Lyra. Why book this tag match

>>18319074
that's probably what it'll be. maybe another crash out to possibly add her to SummerSlam?

Kek what an over player!

Honestly kinda based we get more birb in ring action tonight

It's been a rough patch for this Lyramaniac. I've been sick since last week, and it seems to somehow be getting worse in some ways. I also went to the doctor today and she prescribed me some antibiotics because I also have developed an ear infection. She said they were very red and irritated. I believe it because every time I swallow, my entire head hurts. Today was the first time I ate a full meal since Thursday. I've been living mostly off of popsicles and occasionally some bread and crackers. I'm tired, I'm in pain, but tonight I am watching Monday Night Raw, and I hope seeing Lyra will make me feel just a little bit better.

>>18320236
That sounds awful :( I hope it gets better for you soon. Have a cute birb

>>18320311
Thank you, that's one of my favorites I think.

Bayley seems devious

Cutest Lyra face yet. She was utterly flabbergasted :0

Based family counselor Adam Pearce trying to help an aunt and niece reconnect with this match.

>>18320625
>Lyra's orgasm face
Absolutely cursed

Omg!

I was taking a piss because I thought it was just the triple threat tag match so I missed it :(

>>18320625
>>18320710
Based Birb providing reaction pics

>>18320710
>Searching for posts that contain 'hogwheels'. Returning only first 5000 of 6358 results found.

>>18320551
No, Auntie Bayley asked for the match.

Momma Becko and Birb time

>>18320763
Pardon?!?

NO POP AGAIN XDDD

Her eyes look funny. She looks sedated. Or is it just me?

>No DQ match
Fucking finally

>>18320993
Shit is so sad. She is such a shitty wrestler

>>18320993
Wdym? She got her usual woos and the crowd cheered for her when she ethered Becky.

>>18321049
Makeup heavier and darker around the eyes

>>18321114
Holy cope

Cuteness overload from Birb and Bayley

Pit family

Lyra is showing a lot of personality. This is pretty great.

This is a pretty funny match. Love how Bayley is messing with her.

Kek overly enthusiastic Bayley is fucking with her

Lyra had some weed bird seeds it seems

Who has the browner butthole tho

God dammit I hate trimming vids to fit the 4mb limit

Do they not have new renders for her? It's always the same one. Yeah it's not a big deal. But to my autism it is.

Bro that legdrop looks stiff as fuck

Based birb telling Dom off!

Amazing fucking match like always

>>18321463
Based. Match started cold but crowd popped for birb.

We almost did it birb bros!

FU BECKO!!!!

>>18321393
She didn't call it the Death Note for nothing.

>>18321653
Waxxed pussey

>>18321209
I still think they'll do the unhinged angle. Cause she's acting so different.

>>18321653
kek what a nerd

>>18321463
>>18321478
/ourgal/ is allergic to having a bad match, 'fraid so

Damn brat!!!!

Lyra finna crack Becky with a chair

>>18321114
Why do you always take pigwheels bait?

>her expression
kek

>>18323939
I want to live inside Roxanne's butt.

I'm ngl bros Mama Becko looked hot af on Raw. She should talk to Lyra about dropping the default braided hairstyle.

Reddit hates Lyra and the bird gimmick.

>>18323767
but enough about roxanne

>>18324530
Makes sense that Iyoschizo hates her then.

Birb is the Worb

>>18323939
4 Latinas

>>18324694
one of the best live bands I've ever seen

Sneaking out of the Iyo thread just to say Birb is cute (and may or may not have picked a decent little wedgie out of her crack during the break, I don’t know what you saw on Netflix)

>>18325118
Cute pic! Hope you had fun at the show anon <3

>>18325118
I hate to see them go, but I love to watch them leave :P

>>18323946
Yeah but she wants to put her tongue in yours anon :|

>>18325118
So beautiful

>>18325696
Dude I saw your post when I checked the IYO thread for webms and I still can't believe she kissed your mask. I'd unironically get it sealed and framed and build an altar.

>>18325933
Also to to that add I'm happy one of our guys on /pw/ got the honor. Fucking amazing

New thread soon!!!

Do it for Lyra

>>18323939
This should be the new op
https://x.com/firecrackerriot/status/1947666145265234263/photo/2

>>18326580
Kek, that is exactly the one I was gonna use.

>>18326619
>>18326619
>>18326619
>>18326619
NEW