Thread 18276726

It's The Fallout From A Monumental And Historic All In Texas!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>We'll Hear From New AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page LIVE!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page, Mark Briscoe, & Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Death Riders
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm Victory Speech
>And More!

Oh Lorde here comes another "I love AEW so much" promo. Why do they all do this?

>>18276726 (OP)
Fuckin love ballrooms

>>18276726 (OP)
hey retard you skipped #2

>>18276735
Go fuck yourself dronie

>>18276746
This is the 3rd thread

Inb4 MJF cashes in his Money in the Bank contract.

>that small "arena"
LMAO

I really wish crowd wouldn't chant in unison , I fucking hate it just react naturally to the fucking show

I don’t see Buddy for some reason

>>18276735
It's cringe but it's Hangman so it's based, it's that simple

a very "rally the troops" promo

>>18276735
Because we love AEW in this bitch
Suck jelly rolls dick

Phil lost

LIGER IN THE AUDIENCE

>>18276760
true

>>18276735
damn maybe they love aew idk

>>18276760
Ahh a fellow homo 4 hangman, suck any good dicks lately?

This guy is not a good promo

>>18276752
im expecting it to happen during the 6 man tag

knife pervert shout out!!

Thank you freshly squeezed

>>18276769
HE DID

hook bros….we didn’t get a thank you

>>18276778
go suck a jellyroll dimwit

Skipping game threads again are ya tranny?

>>18276765
kek, what a pissant fed with low morale

>>18276771
That's Danielson

>>18276790
i noticed this too....wtf bros

What's that thing around Hangman's waist?

King Switch getting a shoutout baby

>>18276769
kek he really did

For me, Hganman is HE

>Hook excluded from the Opps

Hook died for nothing

>Liger in the crowd
based

>>18276726 (OP)
Would be based if he thanks CM Punk for getting the fuck outta the company ngl

>>18276800
kek based

I see this faggot and I mute
Simple as

>>18276809
Good, fuck that nepobaby

hook last seen vomiting in the middle of the ring

>no thank you to Adam Cole

KwAB

holy crap jushin thunder liger is in the crowd

>>18276775
Pudding

>>18276816
Gain taste faggot
Hanger will always be based

Hangman thanking Swerve kinda kino

>>18276810
Anon, I...

>>18276823
you dont wanna get the crowd sad all over again

this swerve/hangman dynamic NEEDS a sidgwick deep dive, perhaps even a video essay

ROLL CALL NIGGAS WE RIDIN

i missed Collision did Cole get fucking injured again so he had to drop the title?

Why didn’t he thank Buddy??

it has to be tana vs hanger. IT HAS TO BE.

>>18276834
>Hanger
Yeah, you're a homo

He's such a bad promo it's unbelievable

I wish hangman was my dad

I hate that men aren't allowed to cry. Sometimes a nigga wants to cry, you know what I mean?

MILLIONS?

>>18276836
you what

now swerve should come in and show him setting hangers real house on fire

>I have 2 kids that love me and share my skin color
Odd thing to say

>>18276846
Tony do not disappoint us

He's such a good promo it's unbelievable

>millions watching AEW

kek that was a lie

YES MILLY

>I NEVER GOT WASTED AND PEED ON MY CHILDREN
too far hanger

BASED PROMO

Phil could never

THAT'S MY MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER

THAT'S MY MAIN CHARACTER ;_;

>>18276843
Up for debate but during a concussion screening he abruptly screened for the worst response and was told no longer cleared for a while

Big boob AJ

Mr. Lebowski said it best bros…

>THE CHAMPION OF [censored]
wtf

THE MOTHEFUCKING CHAMP!

>>18276769
Strawberry blonde, puffy face Hangman

>"you're a pussy, you're a pussy!" yeah but I fuck and got kids lol
BASED HANGER

>>18276735
Show me two different WWE promos after they win the belt. Or any woman's promo where they say something other than how much passion they have.

Love Hangman

>>18276860
I don't think it's Liger

>>18276842

>>18276863
WE NEED IT

All In Texas was undoubtedly a huge success for the company

>go to an arena to a high school auditorium
LOL
Fucking grim

65 year old step dad obsessed with Facebook for some reason thinks Adam Cole has literally no injury.

BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT

>>18276735
gotta love the AEWster, you just gotta

Gavin Rossdale cashing in those royalty checks

Breath In
Breath Out
Breath In
Breath Out
Breath In
Breath Out
Breath In
Breath Out

Yo this promo makes my old ass hard as fuck. Pearl Jam is GOAT

>>18276804
We victory lapping fellow sickos! Rejoice

>>18276865
196 million to be exact

Caramel nalgas bros...

>>18276899
Known troon banger himself

chicago LOVES the hangmeister!

If you compare the replies here to the ones on feddit they're exactly the same. AEW fans actually migrated here because feddit was not a safe enough space to be an AEW troon kek

>showing the whole ppv because no one bought it
Sad

>>18276903
Bush. Sorry. I'm toasted boys kek

>>18276895
he thinks Adam faked an injury just so Goldust could win a belt?

>2,151 pyrotechnics fired
Odd flex, but I like it!

How do we feel about Creeps and Liars?

>>18276909
Chicago is Hanger town now
Philip lost it

>>18276735
Most promos after a big title win are generic and that's not just an AEW thing, it happens in most of wrestling. The thing with these promos is that it tends to come after culmination of storylines so there's not much to say since you still need to build future feuds before talking too much about it

>>18276726 (OP)
LOL WTF IS THIS BOOKING??!

TONY IS A COKEHEAD RETARDED FAGGOT OMG

Look can we atleast be a little honest and admit that "Find yourself" is a gay line?

>>18276914
trying to get the arsonist demo

We love our former EVPs don’t we folks?

>>18276910
>checking on Reddit
Go back

>>18276914
pharaoh doesn't

>>18276929
You first

>>18276910
why are you reading both the 4chan and reddit threads for a show you hate? get a life.

How do we feel about our former EVPs bros?

>1,619 fireworks let off

wtf kind of stat is that

WE EATIN BOYS

Pornostar

FOUNDING FATHERS BROS
WE ARE JUST COMMON DISGUSTING WRESTLERS NOW
WE ARE MERE LOWLY 1099 INDEPENT CONTRACTOR PEASANTS

I don't like this new Fletcher theme :/

>Broke Young Bucks
Good shit pal

>custom theme by hot mulligan
based fletcher

>>18276942
the kind of stat to make your pyro guy appreciate all the work he put into those 1,619 tubes

>>18276938
Nah. I'm fine here with my Sicko bros

>>18276889
What you mean? He's clearly wearing his gear

PORNOSTAR!!!!!

PORNOSTAAAAAR

this is gonna be a banger

>>18276910
>If you compare the replies here to the ones on feddit
absolutely sexless schizo behavior

>>18276950
it's not bad its just not as good as his other

Mascara Dorada is the Kenny Omega of Lucha Libre

>spic shitter
This is already boring

>>18276920
Chez in the blood money soaked mud

That's a cool ask mask

The Pornostar is fucking that masked man in the middle of Chicago!

Doradas mask lookin pretty based tonight

Fletchlight Section bros WW@?!

>>18276962
>I need my safe space
Say less lil troony

I hope Pornostar loses because Mascara Doradais more based.

a lot of cuties in the crowd tonight

>>18276940
He is mentally deranged

>>18276979
that masked man? kevin nash, of course

>>18276960
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp

>>18276963
If I put on a Liger costume and came to your home and said "Hello, I am Jushin Thunder Liger" would you think I was Liger?

you just finna KNOW paul is feenin to poach dorada so he can have Speed bangers with Dragon Lee

>>18276925
Fraid not really

Give Dorada a dual contract

I hope Kyle has gotten that bump on his head checked out

>>18276953
What a cutie

Fletcher should be in catering for permanently injuring Adam Cole's brains.

Is Tony a moron?
If this was going to be his first match, shouldn't he at least do Kyle vs Sammy to set something up with Dustin?
Who tf is Masky Deretard?

>>18277001
I'll give Dorada a Dorito

>>18276928
I feel sorry for my exVPs

>>18277001
The Mexican talent is going to be working hard with these dual contracts up for grabs

>>18277001
Hell no we need to save funds for the protostars contract renewel

>>18276976
he went and sucked the blood money dick and received $0 additional compensation for it.
There are no more Saudi bonuses
he worked for his basic weekly wage he'd get if he wrestled in Buttfuck Arkansas
not a dollar more.

Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me, bros.

>>18277002
it has been there a while now

I’m not a pornostar. I’m a Buddybro simple as.

>>18276994
My wife knows I'm a fletchlight 4 lyfe
She took it better than when she found my actual fleshlight
She threw that shit out
Actually she's been sucking my cock much more ever since
I basically won either way
Anyways, fletcher is based

>>18276996
Depends. Are you are Liger?

I swear there was a castle looking venue in WCW vs NWO that looked like this place

sickos got here late but im ready for some fucking kino

how we looking so far

>You really can't fight city hall
>No, it's a building

>>18277018
he'd never leave his husband big willy in another company, and will's ALL ELITE for LYFE

>>18277035
it was probably based off this venue

>>18276983
In this board we respect trans women, chud.

awful hangperson promo. beyond embarrassing to have this crybaby as a champion again.

>>18277033
Stop speaking, stop saying words.

>>18276997
Oh you don't know about speed?

>>18277039
Based venue
Based opening promo
Aight 1st match
We comfy and a bit toasty bro

>>18277039
page made a cookie-cutter promo. now we have this match. u missed nothing sickobro

>>18277034
...yes.

>>18277039
u missed a kino hanger promo bro go back and watch it later

>>18277009
forbidden door season ya pinhead. the portals to japan and mexico are open.

>>18277054
based
>>18277055
oh damn the pigs are already squealin up a storm huh

This venue looks like where you fight the first boss crazy dude in Dead Rising

>>18277039
You missed ROLL CALL, make sure you look up Hanger's opening promo.

>>18277058
I kneel, Liger-san

>>18277024
Imagine him when he gets pegged by Sky Blue

>>18277064
he's been posting all thread long to 0 response
everyone is ignoring him kek

We have a lot of Redditors in the house tonight. Please be aware that we DO use slurs here. /pw/ is a free speech zone

>>18277060
>portals

you fucking pleb. We call them Plate Gates. Now get on this zip line and bring 900 Chemicals and 2000 Resin to this location.

>>18277069
it does look just like that i see it now

Kino camera angles.

>>18277073
Another hot chick that ruined herself by going bimbo
Legit sad to see

>>18276726 (OP)
No MJF tonight? Damn...

Who is this dorito guy, was he there the whole time? Hownis he aligned? Is he friends with Hologram, or Kommander?

>>18277077
WWE cornball shit

oh shit

Positively Perfect Pink Protostar

>Aubrey ass all over my screen
Uh, thanks?

ayyy why is fletcher got a boner right now

TK 100% better double contract Dorada for starters

Is Aubrey starting to melt?

Fletcher is so fucking based bros

>>18277107
Pornostar
prs undastand

>>18277107
Pornostar is in character

>>18277092
>He doesn’t know Mascara Dorada

>>18277107
He's thinking of her gf's ass

sweet match

im a big Fletcher guy but he's gonna need to get that bump on the side of his head taken care of before they strap him up
he's a 9/10 but without the bump he's 11+

I think Buddy's wife is better than Kyle’s gf

YUMOLA

>>18277111
I hope they do that with all the wrestlers. Just combine all the wrestlers at this point and bind them contractually

I need to see Darby vs Dorada

Fletcher slobbering

Ian Riccaboni got demoted again, probably because Taz owned him a couple of weeks ago.

Fletcher salivating at the thought of killing Dustin Rhodes

>>18277128
good morning sir!

PROTOSTAR GUNNING FOR DUSTIN!!!

Pornostar wins

>>18277074
Legit mentally ill edrones constantly sperging out makes me love AEW even more. They have no idea how bad they make their fed looks. It's lolcow territory at this point

MOMMY RENEE!

B A S E D

Broke ass Young Bucks is kino

Dustin is going to fucking die and it's going to be fucking sick

>where the hell do they have our room
kek

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

>old and haggard
>clap clap clapclapclap

Renee has bigger arms than the bucks

kek based renee trolling

Promos good

Ah-HAAA

Kek they back to nick and matt

Neéneé looking yummy wummy as usual

CHARLIE!

>names shortened to Matt and Nick
Bros...

YOU CANT LET TREVOR CLOWN ON YOU LIKE THAT!

>>18277171
Mox is a lucky guy

He said the J-word

I'm not liking how deep Callis is being integrated into the show.

Imagine the Renee handjobs bros

>Young Bucks fall from grace followed by them getting humbled and slowly turning face
Basedddd

Callis going to kill Matt and Nick

DISGUSTING LOWLY 1099 INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS

oh my gawd they killed kenny

Old... haggard.... sexo....

KENNY'S WHAT?

>>18277183
Callis is now bulking up his stable.

>Multiman slop
>Promo
>Multiman slop
>Multiman slop
>Promo
>Promo
Sure looks like a HOT Dynamite to follow All In

I don't care what their titles are
They'll always be the founding fathers in my house

>>18277186
you know things are bad when even Ric'O is dunking on ya

>>18277199
Shut the fuck up dronie

>>18277183
Callis is based

>>18277171
many cases

>>18277148
same
their tears power me

>>18277183
Callis is the Antagonist of AEW

You think Renee and Jon do naughty stuff on the bed of nails?

>>18277199
Not enough ads for ya schlomo?

>now that kenny's dead
>>18277204
aHAAAAAAA

>>18277210
Yeah...

>>18277185
she gives handjobs with her mouth?

>>18277202
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAA
PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPAPLAPLAPLA

>>18277202
Aye this nigga got kino Renee webms and he's finally busting them out

>>18277195
What'd they say about Kenny bros? I'm too busy drinking and shitposting. I missed it

>>18277199
Your complaints are not valid piggie, multi man matches rule

>>18277213
Shame the headdress makes it look like she has a monobrow because god damn

>>18277210
I think they each get the point

>black people in Victorian England
What

>>18277210
Jon bites into her meaty arms and pulls on her meaty jowls

>>18277223
DEAD HE'S DEAD NIGGA

>>18277223
Unbelievably based set-up.

>>18277233
Fuuuuuccccccckk

>>18277202
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm already hard waiting for Queen Aminata

>>18277213
>Harley does a Dark Knight Bame impression promo
Is she our girl?

>that you won tonight
>tonight
>live

>>18277227
What a stupid, innocuous thing to complain about.

oh shit these guys are gonna lose to Edge and Christian because Bobby is only willing to lose to WWE guys. That's why they keep asking for a legendary team.

>>18277236
Thanks bro. Me and the wife be collecting and shit. My dumbass uploaded it sideways kek

>>18277223
now this is a true sicko setup
cheers

NEW THREAD
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>>18277223
>Painted nails

>>18277221
she's hotter now as a meaty mother

MJF WITH HIS HEAD FULL OF HAIR

>>18277263
Turkey trip paying off

>>18277261
If you had a wife like mine, you'd let her paint your nails too bro

Josh is fucking so worthless.

>Ana Jay birthday yesterday
What?

This reminded me, when's Happy Gilmore coming out again? Two weeks?

>>18277233
YOU BASTARDS

>>18277263
best doctors turkey can provide

>>18277262
And she has long hair again

Damn it's everyone's bday

Josh Alexander being a jobber is sad

>>18277253
>Edge and Christian beat Hurt Syndicate
>put over FTR in their retirement match
pretty much writes itself

NEWWWWWWWWWWWW
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This is funny

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

>>18277274
Not interested, can't bring myself to watch a film that didn't play theatrically

Nice matching gear by Jetspeed

>>18277303
that’s bizarre

KEK I was just thinking they should rib The Bucks like when Lilian Garcia introduced HHH as the Former World Heavyweight Champion

>>18277280
Mox a lucky man
A great man

Is Kenny really dead?

>>18277286
>retirement match
In AEW, maybe
We all know they would go back to the Fed if they get the call

>>18277363
YOU BASTARDS

Hechicero thicc

>>18277369
Not after what they did to Goberg lol