Thread 18276916

DIRE

>>18276916 (OP)
is that?
is that a heckin' appropriately sized venue for the ticket sales!?
MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE

>>18276916 (OP)
50VL

>>18276951
they used to do shows in the United center anon. Surely you're not arguing that this is a positive development?

>>18276968
Yeah, but there was the same amount of people there lol
At the end of the final match you could still hear the echos from the first match.

Comfy and based.
And we get edrones crashing out all night
Gonna be a great night anons

>>18276916 (OP)
grim shit

>>18276916 (OP)
it looks terrible on TV too. Looks like a set for a play behind the wrestlers lmao

aew at medieval times restaurant?

>>18277010
fitting for all theater kid wrestling desu

Don't care, still not watching E-slop.

>Dire
I don't think there is even a word for this. This is the entrance for talent for this place
How are they working a bingo hall on a residential street 3 days after their biggest show in Chicago of all places? Surely they could have ran one of the arenas

>>18276916 (OP)
is this a birthday party?

>>18276951
>is that a heckin' appropriately sized venue for the ticket sales!?
Kek this retard just conceded that 1000 people an appropriate sized crowd for AEW's A show

>>18276916 (OP)
Bro is this a wrestling event or are they at El Torito?

It looks better than a boring basketball/hockey arena on my TV. I don't care if its smaller. basketball/hockey arena suck

>>18277056
How does it look better exactly? That backdrop looks like shit.

>>18277056
My my someone sure is copin

>>18277010
At least it won't be on TV six times in the next three weeks...uh oh

>>18276916 (OP)
Is this an ROH taping?

>have the visuals of decently filled baseball stadium which makes you look pretty successful and might catch some people's attention
>your next show is in some itty bitty theatre that looks like a mediterranean villa courtyard movie set

the backstage stuff makes them look like they are in a bingo hall basement

>>18276916 (OP)
>>18277032

how many weeks are they here? 4?

>>18276916 (OP)
tony should legit call an audible and just find a VFW or something. That fake facade looks so bad on TV.

>>18277251
House lights will be down by collision if he has any sense at all. Place might be too small to hide it though.

>>18276916 (OP)
how many are there for the buy one get one free taco night

>>18276916 (OP)
This is so fucking sad LMAO

40 x 1200 x4 = 192000 gate for dynamite this month

>>18277871
There's no way that's even close to breaking even

>>18277871
Tickets are $71 to $118.

>>18276916 (OP)
Needs more signs. Maybe banners hangers from the boxes. There's potential.

>>18276916 (OP)
You sure this is AEW and not Evolve?

>>18276916 (OP)
Super kino venue

>>18277234
>how many weeks are they here? 4?
I hope so! It's so embarrassing for aewtists. Their souls are crushed and E-Gods are laughing our asses off. Feels good to win. Just like Trump. Keep winning. Stay winning.

>>18276916 (OP)
bros help i can't stop laughing at AEW!

>>18276916 (OP)
This looks cool
What's the issue exactly?

>>18276916 (OP)
They’re running shows out of a Chuck E Cheese party room LMAO

>>18276916 (OP)
Not a lot of people there, but the venue looks comfy and is appropriately sized for an eternal second-rate indie promotion like AEW.
Looks like Tony finally learned his place on the totem pole and has accepted his sandbox will never even touch WWE. Good for him.

>>18278999
1,000 people are there
Tony booked Dynamite at an El Polo Loco

>>18276916 (OP)
Went there a couple of months back. The burrito especial gave me diarrhea

>>18276916 (OP)
Are they at a mexican restaurant?

>>18276916 (OP)
early odds 700k possible post ppv bump?

>>18276916 (OP)
kek i love watching AEW die a slow death

>>18276916 (OP)
Is that Casa Bonita? Ay carumba, KWABamole.

>>18276916 (OP)
Looks like they're about to do a community theatre production of Romeo & Juliet

>>18279032
kek literally getting outdrawn by scott d'amore's canadian fed

>>18279032
>>18279014
>>18279132
You are a schizophrenic person

>>18276916 (OP)
Bro I'm still here they haven't delivered my #4 fajitas and chimichanga combo yet

>>18279381
>worked
why can't aewtists ever take a good ribbing? if X-Pac shit in your Mexican platter you'd eat it and then call the cops for help

>>18276916 (OP)
lmao, this looks like the mexican mudshow arena in the WWE. 2k games

>>18279381
HOLY WORKED AND CRYING

>>18276916 (OP)
this looks so low rent

The legendary Aragon Ballroom is such a beautiful, unique venue.

>>18276916 (OP)
Grim and kwab

>>18276916 (OP)
Pretty much the rest of the summer is AEW running bingo halls so we're in a golden age of laughing at AEW

It looked like tacky but it was nice for AEW to get a complete sell out for a change!

>>18276916 (OP)
You have a mental illness that wasn't diagnosed or medicated

>>18276916 (OP)
I don't get it? looks sovlfvll

>>18277010
It look like a classic ECW venue, retard

This reminds me of the venues ECW used to perform out of

>>18276916 (OP)
looks badass d e s u

>>18276916 (OP)
wtf is this disneyland shit LMAO

>>18279639
>>18279646
ECW actually ran this building and sold 3x more tickets

So what exactly separates this from NJPW mostly running sumo halls until WK?

>>18279599
>>18279666
Oh no lol hahahahaha. It keeps getting worse.

>>18279666
YIKES

>>18279666
is being out drawn by a dying, financially struggling fed who couldn't even pay talent a good thing?

I guess Dolph Ziggler won't be added to Tony's toy box anytime soon.
https://x.com/NicTNemeth/status/1945673008095621130?t=iVGoEU2ihWf_g_4bUgkVnw&s=19

>>18276916 (OP)
Gives me hammerstein ballroom vibes, I'm okay with it.

>>18279666
SATAN FROM THE TOP (bottom?) TIER OF HELL

>>18279679
Niggas AFRAID to answer

>>18279615
stop projecting your problems onto others

>>18279679
You mean running an event at building built for sporting events such as sumo vs running an event at a 30% filled Mexican restaurant?

Also who cares NJPW is gay as fuck too

>>18279666
ain't no way

>>18279666
Why does everything always backfire on AEW dipshits???

>>18279666
Was this before or after the Mexican renovation?

>>18279599
they're not even going to get that number after the 4 dates they have scheduled

>>18279666
>AEW lost to ECW

We're going to get to laugh about this for multiple weeks lol
>>18279666
that's crazy

>>18279710
Tony did his brother dirty. Blamed him for Punk leaving. When in reality it was Kenny and The Cucks. All well. After tonight's failure, AEW is dead.

>>18276916 (OP)
everyone is dunking on AEW for this kek

>>18279927
>We're going to get to laugh about this for multiple weeks lol
I'm still laughing at the fucking tiny ring from ages ago. I was going to bring it up earlier but then this happened.

>>18280431
>I'm still laughing at the fucking tiny ring from ages ago.

>>18280459
wait when did this happen? why does the ring look so strange, was it really a different shape?

>>18280467
Tony didn't realize you can't just ship a fucking wrestling ring overseas like it's carry-on luggage. They had to borrow a ring from the local indy fed in Australia.

>>18280459
Remember when some of the talent went on twitter and tried to gaslight us and say it was normal size? Such a retarded cult lmao

>>18277032
they run ten billion shows a year in Chicago. the market is tapped out for AEW. especially since they haven't put on a good show there in years at this point

We can't be mad at them this week though. For years we have said to run smaller venues. Not the fault of TK that Cheesecake Factory was booked solid and this was the only spot with availability.

>>18276916 (OP)
AEW just went from All In to this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18279666
>out drawn by Balls Mahoney

>>18280483
And they declared war on Chicago's favorite son, CM Punk.

>>18279666
sure wrestling was more popular then but that's pretty good for ECW this was before they had national TV

>>18280467
borrowed ring

>>18280542
They ran this for their TNN show as well

>>18276916 (OP)
That's soul

>>18280467
>>18280567
The cope for this was insane
>Australia is getting their own show on par with All In
>Stadium doesn’t sell enough to justify the arena
>Forced to relocate a smaller venue
>People who bought tickets for the stadium show bitch about getting screwed
>New smaller venue struggles to sell
>Revealed that it was just gonna be some throwaway Collision
>>W-We never said it was gonna be a ppv
>Then the fucking ring mishap happens

>>18280842
Keeps getting worse kek

>>18276916 (OP)
Nice AI shitlord

>>18276916 (OP)
damn that's minuscule but at least they sold out that diminutive venue right after their biggest show of the year, right?

>>18279666
AEW trannies fucking ETHERED

>>18280937
>>Australia is getting their own show on par with All In
Droneys are craven liars
there is nothing they will not lie about, to the most minute deail
like the Jew
lie lie lie

>>18281192
Terrible gimmick

>>18276916 (OP)
cool venue desu still won't be watching
what do they normally host in that venue?
i wouldn't say it was SOVL. Would be really cool if they did it in an actual outdoor location that looked like that and not whatever shitty themepark this is.

>>18281196
no gimmick
shoot truth nuke
Drones are the Jews of wrestling fans

>>18281192
>"E-GODS keep cooking me on the internet. I need to learn fancy words so I can defend myself more better", muttered the singular AEW fan as he opened a thesaurus, stopping for a moment to ponder why a book was named after a dinosaur. "Ah hah!", he exclaimed, his eyes eventually settling on the word 'craven'. "That'll do nicely, won't it, Batista?" he said out loud to a heavily stained action figure.

>>18281207
>what do they normally host in that venue?

2 for 1 taco nights

>>18281426
kek

>>18280567
Hahaha. The step stool and the crooked ring post

>>18276916 (OP)
For the 500 people in attendance tonight, and the millions NOT watching around the world....

LLLLLET'S GET READY TO FUMBLLLLLLLLLE!

This is what the Aragon looks like when you want to sell out some wrasslin event

>>18280431
I had a good laugh when I saw a recent thread with a completely unrelated image where the post was just "Why was the ring so small though?"

>>18282060
Americans in 2025 aren't going to stand for 2 hours

>>18276985
KEK

>>18282060
>>18282176
KWAB
I'm waiting for this to be the new narrative; 'Due to fire codes and changes in society, what is a sell out today looks different than a sell out 20 years ago'

>>18276916 (OP)
Looks sick

>>18279666
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18277038
OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18276916 (OP)
And people still think Tony isn't going to 3 peat KWABOTY

>>18282060
even dumbass paul heyman was smart enough to darken the dumb balconies

>>18276916 (OP)
Lmao this is some RAW in 1993 shit

>>18280567
kek look at the widdle tiny steps

>>18276916 (OP)
WHERE'S MY FUCKIN NACHOS!!

>>18279639
>wwe stop using nostalgia
>member ecw guys!!!

>>18276916 (OP)
oh dear

>>18282935
>AEWfulwrestling