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AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!
>We'll Hear From New AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page LIVE!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page, Mark Briscoe, & Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Death Riders
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm Victory Speech
>And More!
RENEE
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Crazy that we are already on the fifth thread
>MATT & NICK
>"NICK & MATT"
>the best friends fucking video
ha ha yes
Crazy that I havenโt seen Buddy yet.
THOSE ARE THE FOUNDING FATHERS
>nick and matt got hit with the comic sans
a fate worst than death
Josh doesnโt fit in AEW at all
>another jet speed entrance not using speedballs theme
Absolute travesty
DRINK IF BANDIDO IS WEARING THE ROH TAG BELT INSTEAD OF THE WORLD CHAMP BELT
I will not tolerate this disrespect for our founding fathers
TK
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TONE IS BEING A TOTAL DICK TO THE YOUNG BUCKS AND I LOVE IT
for me it's "the alchemist" hechicero
And just like that, Broke Bucks are over with me
I DEMAND THEY PLAY SPEEDBALL'S THEME RIGHT NOW
>>18277312Josh doesn't fit in wrestling.
why didn't buddy come out?
>>18277326I miss the fireball entrance
That takeshita bandido match was bonkers
>>18277331Its comfy with lucha matches sparkled here and there.
>>18277331The ppvs are for sure
>>18277338Kwabbed his ankle
>Takeshita loses to Bandito
>Remember he warned Okada
Our time is coming
>>18277331PPVs? Yes
TV? eh
I miss this ROH world title
>>18277331For 10 a month yeah
>>18277354so it's AEW, lol
>>18277331the ppvs are basically a steal for 10 bux, Bandido vs Takeshita is a must watch
>>18277354beggin tony to get ROH on HBO MAX
imagine how much cornier jet speed could be if they got kushida too
>>18277287YUMMY WUMMY TUMMY MOMMY RENEE LOOKING LIKE A SWEET SNACK
>>18277331How do you feel about trailer park trash girls?
Drunk and enjoying shitposting and watching some kino
If you're not having fun watching wrestling, you're doing it wrong
Probably an edrone
Imma play some CS2 afterwards
DarthNoobian on Steam
Everyone who isn't a gay retard is invited
>>18277312yeah alexander is boring as fuck, dunno why they signed him
>>18277331If you miss Dark, yes.
If not, you're not missing much.
>>18277387based
fuck the e-drones
>>18277381Dont put that curse on Jet Speed Ricky Bobby
>>18277390decent mid card heel jobber
>>18277387Cool looking room brother.
>Bucks lose the match
>Don Callis will lose hope
>let them tag with his team one more time cause he likes em
>they lose again
>Family buries the Bucks
>>18277385I only like Japanese women
There's a guy with a bright orange shirt in the front row and I keep thinking it's that skank with the stinky snatch lol
>>18277331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxDrAQwKYGQ
Farewell guys. No buddy today :(
COPE
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>>18277413Take care buddyfag
>>18277287Mox a lucky man.
A great man.
>>18277420Full head of hair
>duck walk taunt
HE'S SPAMMING TO FILL HIS SIGNATURE METER
young bucks being broke bitches has some real potential
>>18277387fuck them edrones
Why doesn't Hechicero do his fire entrance anymore?
>>18277331sometimes
when it gets good you hear about it
it' mostly quiet otherwise
oh fuck they canโt call it the evp trigger now
>can't do the signature move if they don't have the rights to the name
>>18277418Wife is obsessed with Sanrio. Not my thing but I watch wrestling so can't say shit XD. We all retards
They're doing a Baron Corbin gimmick
>>18277431Just wait till they get fined
>bucks can't do their finisher anymore
no...
>>18277443I'm a Cinnamoroll mark myself.
>>18277434AEWs pyro budget went to All In entrances
>>18277387fuck dem droney bitches
sick setup brah
cant think of a better new tag team than jetspeed
>>18277434This is a tiny arena. They don't do pyro in there
>>18277403why is this bitch so fat?
They should call Brody the Ice Killer
Tony do a bit where the new EVPs trademark all the old Young Bucks moves and names with the threat to fine them for each one used and said by commentators.
Does Bandito moonlight as a stripper?
tfw no takeshita for the next month :(
>>18277459Don't you disrespect our EVPs
>>18277464Turn your monitor on
>>18277450Hell yeah brother. She got a bunch of those. I wish I wasn't so smashed or I'd show u some of our collection. This is our set up directly to the left tho.
I always worry about that Bandito move
>>18277475to be fair that means 30 days to make a Chibi Takeshita with a magical girl
didnt wwe want dorada? based on tony's recent interviews, is he really going to start giving out dual contracts to wrestlers in other companies so wwe doesnt poach them?
>bucks lose everything
>they have to actually start trying now
based
>>18277459they donโt deserve this :(
Why do they even have refs in the ring?
One day bandido is going to KWAB himself from the top rope
>I like this little karate Indian, we need to call him Tatanka Jr...get Tatanka on the phone and lets get this done
Bandido genuinely scares the shit out of me everytime he does that moonsault slam. Always looks like he just barely makes it.
this is a retard shitshow
The 21plex is still a stupid fucking move
Ouch, superkick in the balls
>Cope
Now I can take a shower finally. Donโt care.
what if I made a drink with fake vodka and fake iced tea?
And there is a stupid drone complaining about multi man matches, this is not the sloppy shop pig get the fuck out
>>18277495Rick Knox is the worst ref in the business right now
>>18277508Itโs the only uncool thing about Bandido
>>18277515Former EVP special
Big Hech making a statement for Bandido's ROH belt
>>18277413there could always be a buddy tomorrow :)
don't give up fren
>>18277522Legit mark ref who always calls Bucks match so they have an advantage
Sick sub story tho
Random video package during PiP
>>18277517>not the sloppy shopit's just the paki shop where they don't do tags in shitshow tag matches.
random mox beating up mark footage ok
>>182774238 foot tall, many say
03a
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>LEDGEnd
heh
>Matt and Nicholas have to now share the hotel swimming pool with snot nose kids that piss in it and moms with more body folds than an orgami animal
After 20 years I still haven't memorized Metalingus
kek i thought that was actually mox showing up in an ad beating up mark
>go find yourself
I just don't see this advice clearly
We all need to be finding ourselves desu
Why does Copeland have a mini mullet?
reddit loves crowd participation.
>"I'm here to announce my retirement...AND HAVEN SEASON FIVE COMING THIS FALL. ONLY ON...HBO MAX!!"
whoa
>>18277475bro he's gonna be having sick ass hot bangers in G1 you better be watching those
One thing that doesn't get mentioned enough about why wrestling is dying, is that crowds by and large have gotten much worse.
Don't sing the fucking songs
Cope isn't over, the theme is over.
remember a real one when my nigga Ricky Starks called out this frog eyed mfer.
>>18277548oooooh nice. Gotta watch that
Christian seems like kind of a bad guy desu...
>>18277568>Frog eyed >Sunken cheek bones>Brittle anatomy Copebros...
>>18277569They ought put the lyrics on the screen cuz it's sad when people get all tongue tied or forget the words
>>18277570they don't keep yeeting when the music's over, lil bro.
This episode needs a Japanese woman
Lads... Edge is looking old as fuck
>Edge actually siding with Nick Wayne
based
This is objectively the worst return from retirement run of all time, right?
>>18277582That's how aging works
>>18277587What about Goldberg
>FIVE YEARS AGO I GOT MY DREAM BACK
>THE NOVEL CORONAVIRUS
Jesus Cope
>>18277568cope was seething.
>>18277587No, you're just a faggot
>>18277582>51 years old man looks oldWow
okay there cope-ster, wrap it up
FED PRISONERS YEARN FOR AEW CHAMPIONSHIPS
CONFIRMED
>Cope and Christian vs FTR
Sure why not
Did Adam just admit to contract tampering? That he was on the phone with AEWs FTR while under WWE contract and FTR was telling him he should come to AEW and win the trios titles with them?
>Im in a different company an im talking about htis
CONTRACT TAMPERING, EBROS WE NEED TO SUE
I'M COPE AND I'M CUTTING A SERIOUS PROMO
>>18277606Just fantasy booking
Cope is proof that just because you can promo, doesn't mean you should.
Edge is lowkey a WOAT promo
>>18277609WTF SOMEBODY CALL VINCE
>>18277587not in a world where CM Punk exists
>>18277610It was a Fed thing
I dont even like Edge and I'm sold.
Could this faggot stick around after he retires and teach other people how to promo?
>>18277606yes but in minecraft
What's the kayfabe reason wrestling security is so weak?
>End FTR
Cope is over with me
This fucking security guard...
thank God, Stoke is here to save this segment
>>18277628Wrestlers are just that strong
>>18277628Security t-shirt is -50HP -50strength
like a Ref shirt is -80 Awareness
>le edgy chant just because despite the lack of actual heat
reddit does indeed love it's crowd participation.
>>18277628Wrestlers are on a special power level scale
>shut the fuck up
>Sounds like a Hathway family reunion
Funny
>>18277625This but unironically. So many folks these days can't cut a decent promo to save their lives
My dudes raspberry undercut though
ADAM PLEASE INTERFERE PLEASE IMMEDIATELY INTERFERE PLEASE
>>18277628Wrestlers are Greek gods and non-wrestlers are peons.
What happened to cope winning ownership of house of black?
I can't take security that's over a foot shorter then the dude they're supposed to detain
based big stoke laying down the law on the cope-ster
>>18277637LMFAO how had I never seen this before?
oh great wwe comedy promo, thanks edge.
I sent one of the anonymous emails
I cant help but think edge is becoming a victim of dei
justified "oompa loompa" chants
cope grinding his ass into the cameraman
Cope was the jenetty the entire time
The Tonester needs to leave the 20-min promos to the Nose
oh, he just speared him. No heat for the manager or anything. Just lay him out and move on I guess.
>>18277650Got hurt during the match and they had to drop it
big stoke taking one for the team, a real motherfucking G
edge has the absolute worst spear in wrestling Jesus christ
>>18277650Pretty sure that didn't happen.
>Stokley not having immunity in the contract
I hope somebody got fired for that
>Dead silent promo
>Tony Khan, the sickest sicko ever, agreed to fire Cope for being aggressive towards FTR
>Stokely not just leaving the ring at the end
This segment is atrocious.
Just when things were going good, we're getting Edgeverse shit to drag down the show. I hope Jericho isn't coming back soon
>never turn around
>???
>profit
>>18277652Youre not supposed to, theyre cannon fodder goons
>>18277680I there's at least 7 people that do the Spear worse than him
>>18277693Sadly, Fozzy can't tour forever
>>18277682Pretty sure you're retarded
>>18277690they do at the Briscoe farm
Haven't got a chance to watch yet, we got any idea who Hangman's first challenger is?
>>18277680In a world where Jey Uso breathes? Wrong.
Hey drunk sicko do you have any wrestling figures in that collection?
Thekla owes me sex, simple as
>>18277641I didn't get that reference. Is it a boomer thing or am I just out of the loop?
TOXIC SPIDER BROS WHERE WE MOTHERFUCKING AT?!
>Wacky, fun loving uncle gets pissed off and fucks shit up
Best trope
The kayfabe prize money isn't really going to Anti-ICE funds, is it?
glad to see Aminata getting so much time lately. she's really improved
>>18277722busy stroking brother
THEEEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to see Thekla pregnant with a white baby
>>18277641Ignore this
>>18277718, I forgot that's his last name
>WALKING IN THE SPIDERWEBS
>Leave a message and ill call you back
I want to give Stat a wedgie.
>>18277713Get the fuck in line.
So much ass in this match
>>18277722when she does the spider pose I skeet so hard it sticks to the ceiling and swing around from it like spider-man
>>18277722>>18277745Thekla's thighs make me feel funny
Aminata looks like francis ngannou
KRIS LOOKIN REAL FUCKING THICC TONIGHT BROS
the conclusion of this storyline better be Thekla and Aminata furiously making out in the middle of the ring
why is the AEW women's roster so much hotter than the WWE women's roster
Does Tony Khan get to put the 100K check in the winners panties?
>>18277756him and jericho need to piss off back to the fed
GOD DAMN IT
Thekla looked bored being held up in that suplex
>>18277766Natural hotness vs plastic bimbos
>>18277766They hire bitches based on their talent because they wanna stray away from the divas era. The Tonester on the other had hires women based on their ASS.
>>18277741she needs to breed with Takeshita
for the good of the human species/pro wrestling
they are the strongest of their kind
>>18277760oreo scissoring deathmatch
I can't handle this much ass
>>18277843PAWG Fed
git gud
All women in this match are winners to me
>$100k dollar match
>leaves ring
CIA
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>>18277892kek I see what u did thar
>Is it gonna be tonight
>Or is it gonna be right here haha
Athena is awful