Thread 18277252

It's The Fallout From A Monumental And Historic All In Texas!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>We'll Hear From New AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page LIVE!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page, Mark Briscoe, & Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Death Riders
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm Victory Speech
>And More!

I LOVE AEW

Crazy that we are already on the fifth thread

>>18277287
YUM

Kek they took their pyro

>MATT & NICK
>"NICK & MATT"
>the best friends fucking video

ha ha yes

Crazy that I haven’t seen Buddy yet.

>>18277287
SEXO

youngcuckbros...

THOSE ARE THE FOUNDING FATHERS

>MatT and NiCK
LMAO KWAB

>nick and matt got hit with the comic sans
a fate worst than death

>Matt & Nick
kek

Josh doesn’t fit in AEW at all

kino entrance

That was hilarious

humiliation ritual

>another jet speed entrance not using speedballs theme

Absolute travesty

DRINK IF BANDIDO IS WEARING THE ROH TAG BELT INSTEAD OF THE WORLD CHAMP BELT

I will not tolerate this disrespect for our founding fathers

TONE IS BEING A TOTAL DICK TO THE YOUNG BUCKS AND I LOVE IT

for me it's "the alchemist" hechicero

And just like that, Broke Bucks are over with me

HUMILIATION RITUAL

I DEMAND THEY PLAY SPEEDBALL'S THEME RIGHT NOW

>>18277312
Josh doesn't fit in wrestling.

Is ROH worth watching?

why didn't buddy come out?

LIFE
IS
HARD

BE HARDER

>>18277326
I miss the fireball entrance

Hey it's Not Buddy

That takeshita bandido match was bonkers

>>18277331
Its comfy with lucha matches sparkled here and there.

>>18277331
The ppvs are for sure

>>18277338
Kwabbed his ankle

>Takeshita loses to Bandito
>Remember he warned Okada
Our time is coming

buddy bros...

>>18277331
PPVs? Yes
TV? eh

I miss this ROH world title

>>18277331
For 10 a month yeah

>>18277354
so it's AEW, lol

>>18277331
the ppvs are basically a steal for 10 bux, Bandido vs Takeshita is a must watch

>>18277354
beggin tony to get ROH on HBO MAX

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF

imagine how much cornier jet speed could be if they got kushida too

>>18277287
YUMMY WUMMY TUMMY MOMMY RENEE LOOKING LIKE A SWEET SNACK

>>18277331
How do you feel about trailer park trash girls?

Drunk and enjoying shitposting and watching some kino
If you're not having fun watching wrestling, you're doing it wrong
Probably an edrone
Imma play some CS2 afterwards
DarthNoobian on Steam
Everyone who isn't a gay retard is invited

>>18277312
yeah alexander is boring as fuck, dunno why they signed him

>>18277331
If you miss Dark, yes.
If not, you're not missing much.

>>18277387
based
fuck the e-drones

The Bucks always deliver

>>18277381
Dont put that curse on Jet Speed Ricky Bobby

>>18277390
decent mid card heel jobber

>>18277387
Cool looking room brother.

>Bucks lose the match
>Don Callis will lose hope
>let them tag with his team one more time cause he likes em
>they lose again
>Family buries the Bucks

>>18277385
I only like Japanese women

There's a guy with a bright orange shirt in the front row and I keep thinking it's that skank with the stinky snatch lol

I HATE HANGMAN

BIG HECH THICCC AF 2BH

>>18277331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxDrAQwKYGQ

Farewell guys. No buddy today :(

>>18277407
Calm down Yuta

>>18277413
Take care buddyfag

>>18277387
Based Kerropi

>>18277287
Mox a lucky man.
A great man.

>>18277420
Full head of hair

>duck walk taunt

HE'S SPAMMING TO FILL HIS SIGNATURE METER

young bucks being broke bitches has some real potential

>>18277387
fuck them edrones

Why doesn't Hechicero do his fire entrance anymore?

>>18277331
sometimes
when it gets good you hear about it
it' mostly quiet otherwise

oh fuck they can’t call it the evp trigger now

Kino night so far

>>18277418
Wife is obsessed with Sanrio. Not my thing but I watch wrestling so can't say shit XD. We all retards

They're doing a Baron Corbin gimmick

>>18277431
Just wait till they get fined

>bucks can't do their finisher anymore
no...

>>18277443
I'm a Cinnamoroll mark myself.

>>18277434
AEWs pyro budget went to All In entrances

>>18277387
fuck dem droney bitches
sick setup brah

cant think of a better new tag team than jetspeed

>>18277434
This is a tiny arena. They don't do pyro in there

Speedball is over!

kek

>>18277459
Delete this

>>18277403
why is this bitch so fat?

They should call Brody the Ice Killer

Tony do a bit where the new EVPs trademark all the old Young Bucks moves and names with the threat to fine them for each one used and said by commentators.

Does Bandito moonlight as a stripper?

WHERE IS HARLEY

tfw no takeshita for the next month :(

>>18277459
Don't you disrespect our EVPs

>>18277464
Turn your monitor on

>>18277450
Hell yeah brother. She got a bunch of those. I wish I wasn't so smashed or I'd show u some of our collection. This is our set up directly to the left tho.

>>18277459
lmao

I always worry about that Bandito move

>>18277475
to be fair that means 30 days to make a Chibi Takeshita with a magical girl

didnt wwe want dorada? based on tony's recent interviews, is he really going to start giving out dual contracts to wrestlers in other companies so wwe doesnt poach them?

>>18277475
why

>bucks lose everything
>they have to actually start trying now
based

>>18277407
We know, Phil.

>>18277459
they don’t deserve this :(

Why do they even have refs in the ring?

One day bandido is going to KWAB himself from the top rope

Bandido genuinely scares the shit out of me everytime he does that moonsault slam. Always looks like he just barely makes it.

this is a retard shitshow

Bandido is a beast

>>18277503
same

The 21plex is still a stupid fucking move

Ouch, superkick in the balls

BASED ASS MATCH

>Cope

Now I can take a shower finally. Don’t care.

what if I made a drink with fake vodka and fake iced tea?

>>18277487
I sure hope so

And there is a stupid drone complaining about multi man matches, this is not the sloppy shop pig get the fuck out

Love the Bucks

>>18277495
Rick Knox is the worst ref in the business right now

>>18277508
It’s the only uncool thing about Bandido

>>18277515
Former EVP special

Big Hech making a statement for Bandido's ROH belt

>>18277413
there could always be a buddy tomorrow :)
don't give up fren

>>18277522
Legit mark ref who always calls Bucks match so they have an advantage
Sick sub story tho

Random video package during PiP

>>18277517
>not the sloppy shop
it's just the paki shop where they don't do tags in shitshow tag matches.

random mox beating up mark footage ok

i dont think i know him

>>18277423
8 foot tall, many say

>LEDGEnd
heh

He's still going by COPE

>>18277488
G1

After 20 years I still haven't memorized Metalingus

kek i thought that was actually mox showing up in an ad beating up mark

>go find yourself

I just don't see this advice clearly

Time to COPE

We all need to be finding ourselves desu

fuck i hate this boomer

Why does Copeland have a mini mullet?

return merchant

kino

reddit loves crowd participation.

>"I'm here to announce my retirement...AND HAVEN SEASON FIVE COMING THIS FALL. ONLY ON...HBO MAX!!"

whoa

>>18277475
bro he's gonna be having sick ass hot bangers in G1 you better be watching those

One thing that doesn't get mentioned enough about why wrestling is dying, is that crowds by and large have gotten much worse.

Don't sing the fucking songs

Cope isn't over, the theme is over.

remember a real one when my nigga Ricky Starks called out this frog eyed mfer.

>>18277561
uh uh YEET

>>18277548
oooooh nice. Gotta watch that

Christian seems like kind of a bad guy desu...

>>18277568
who

>>18277568
>Frog eyed
>Sunken cheek bones
>Brittle anatomy
Copebros...

>>18277569
They ought put the lyrics on the screen cuz it's sad when people get all tongue tied or forget the words

>>18277570
they don't keep yeeting when the music's over, lil bro.

This episode needs a Japanese woman

Lads... Edge is looking old as fuck

>Edge actually siding with Nick Wayne
based

This is objectively the worst return from retirement run of all time, right?

>>18277582
That's how aging works

Time for ACTING

>>18277587
What about Goldberg

>FIVE YEARS AGO I GOT MY DREAM BACK
>THE NOVEL CORONAVIRUS

Jesus Cope

Cope

>>18277568
cope was seething.

>>18277587
No, you're just a faggot

>>18277582
>51 years old man looks old
Wow

>different company
WCW?

okay there cope-ster, wrap it up

FED PRISONERS YEARN FOR AEW CHAMPIONSHIPS
CONFIRMED

>Cope and Christian vs FTR
Sure why not

Did Adam just admit to contract tampering? That he was on the phone with AEWs FTR while under WWE contract and FTR was telling him he should come to AEW and win the trios titles with them?

>>18277587
No

>Im in a different company an im talking about htis
CONTRACT TAMPERING, EBROS WE NEED TO SUE

edgeheads?

>>18277587
Ric Flair

>>18277606
yes bitch.

I'M COPE AND I'M CUTTING A SERIOUS PROMO

>>18277606
Just fantasy booking

Cope is proof that just because you can promo, doesn't mean you should.

Edge is lowkey a WOAT promo

>>18277609
WTF SOMEBODY CALL VINCE

>>18277587
not in a world where CM Punk exists

>>18277610
It was a Fed thing

I dont even like Edge and I'm sold.
Could this faggot stick around after he retires and teach other people how to promo?

>>18277606
yes but in minecraft

What's the kayfabe reason wrestling security is so weak?

>End FTR
Cope is over with me

ITS AEW SECURITY

This fucking security guard...

thank God, Stoke is here to save this segment

>>18277628
Wrestlers are just that strong

END FTR?

>>18277628
Security t-shirt is -50HP -50strength
like a Ref shirt is -80 Awareness

>le edgy chant just because despite the lack of actual heat
reddit does indeed love it's crowd participation.

>>18277628
Wrestlers are on a special power level scale

>shut the fuck up
>Sounds like a Hathway family reunion
Funny

>>18277625
This but unironically. So many folks these days can't cut a decent promo to save their lives

Zesty security guard

based heat

My dudes raspberry undercut though

ADAM PLEASE INTERFERE PLEASE IMMEDIATELY INTERFERE PLEASE

>>18277628
Wrestlers are Greek gods and non-wrestlers are peons.

What happened to cope winning ownership of house of black?

I can't take security that's over a foot shorter then the dude they're supposed to detain

I complained to TK

based big stoke laying down the law on the cope-ster

>>18277637
LMFAO how had I never seen this before?

oh great wwe comedy promo, thanks edge.

I sent one of the anonymous emails

DAMN SKIPPY

I cant help but think edge is becoming a victim of dei

damn skippy

justified "oompa loompa" chants

KEK Oompa Loompa

>>18277637
That Bret?

cope grinding his ass into the cameraman

>security runs away
lmao

Cope was the jenetty the entire time

The Tonester needs to leave the 20-min promos to the Nose

oh, he just speared him. No heat for the manager or anything. Just lay him out and move on I guess.

embarrassing

Oompa loompa hahah

>>18277650
Got hurt during the match and they had to drop it

big stoke taking one for the team, a real motherfucking G

Cope is so fucking lame

edge has the absolute worst spear in wrestling Jesus christ

>>18277650
Pretty sure that didn't happen.

>Stokley not having immunity in the contract
I hope somebody got fired for that

>Dead silent promo
>Tony Khan, the sickest sicko ever, agreed to fire Cope for being aggressive towards FTR
>Stokely not just leaving the ring at the end
This segment is atrocious.

>>18277680
Yeetman exists

do ducks smoke meth?

Just when things were going good, we're getting Edgeverse shit to drag down the show. I hope Jericho isn't coming back soon

>never turn around
>???
>profit

>>18277652
Youre not supposed to, theyre cannon fodder goons

>>18277680
I there's at least 7 people that do the Spear worse than him

>>18277693
Sadly, Fozzy can't tour forever

>>18277682
Pretty sure you're retarded

MJF A BITCH

>>18277690
they do at the Briscoe farm

Haven't got a chance to watch yet, we got any idea who Hangman's first challenger is?

>>18277680
In a world where Jey Uso breathes? Wrong.

based teckler

THICCLA

>>18277700
Projecting?

coomer match sweet

Hey drunk sicko do you have any wrestling figures in that collection?

Thekla owes me sex, simple as

>>18277641
I didn't get that reference. Is it a boomer thing or am I just out of the loop?

THEKLAAAAAAAAAA

TOXIC SPIDER BROS WHERE WE MOTHERFUCKING AT?!

>Wacky, fun loving uncle gets pissed off and fucks shit up
Best trope

SEXLA

BUTTLANDER

The kayfabe prize money isn't really going to Anti-ICE funds, is it?

glad to see Aminata getting so much time lately. she's really improved

>>18277722
busy stroking brother

Spider sex with Thekla

THEEEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18277713
That part

I want to see Thekla pregnant with a white baby

>>18277641
Ignore this >>18277718, I forgot that's his last name

Statlander strong woman

>WALKING IN THE SPIDERWEBS
>Leave a message and ill call you back

I want to give Stat a wedgie.

>>18277713
Get the fuck in line.

PILLOW

So much ass in this match

>>18277722
when she does the spider pose I skeet so hard it sticks to the ceiling and swing around from it like spider-man

>>18277722
>>18277745
Thekla's thighs make me feel funny

Copeland fucking sucks

Aminata looks like francis ngannou

KRIS LOOKIN REAL FUCKING THICC TONIGHT BROS

the conclusion of this storyline better be Thekla and Aminata furiously making out in the middle of the ring

NEW THREAD
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why is the AEW women's roster so much hotter than the WWE women's roster

Does Tony Khan get to put the 100K check in the winners panties?

do they really get 100k?

Sexla

>>18277756
him and jericho need to piss off back to the fed

GOD DAMN IT

Thekla looked bored being held up in that suplex

imagine the smell

GIWTWM

LOVE THEKLA

>>18277766
Natural hotness vs plastic bimbos

>>18277766
They hire bitches based on their talent because they wanna stray away from the divas era. The Tonester on the other had hires women based on their ASS.

>>18277741
she needs to breed with Takeshita
for the good of the human species/pro wrestling
they are the strongest of their kind

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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This match rules

>>18277760
oreo scissoring deathmatch

I can't handle this much ass

>>18277843
PAWG Fed
git gud

>>18277827
Who?

Statlander is a big girl

>>18277881
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>>18277881

I like Thekla's abs

All women in this match are winners to me

Based Statlander

>$100k dollar match
>leaves ring

>>18277892
kek I see what u did thar

>Is it gonna be tonight
>Or is it gonna be right here haha
Athena is awful