Thread 18278264

It's The Fallout From A Monumental And Historic All In Texas!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>We'll Hear From New AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page LIVE!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page, Mark Briscoe, & Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Death Riders
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm Victory Speech
>And More!

That CRACK in that Rainmaker was giga dimes

YEW BEETCH

>unify the belts and call it the UNIFIED championship
>still has the 2 belts + the new one

fucking stupid sloppy shop

BYATCH!

Still hard from Toni Storm and momma Wayne
Fucking yum

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS MY DICK IS BROKEN IN HALF.

BIITCH

Okada vs. Swerve would be so hype if Okada hadn't been so obviously mailing it in since he arrived in the company

Donald Callis is a bitch

Imagine how pathetic you have to be to watch this lmao

If it's not broke don't fix it. Why the hell did they change Okada's theme lol

The biggest issue is that multi people heard that specific song and said yeah this fits Okada. It’s okay to change themes but they changed it to something made for like TJP not Okada.

>OKADA'S NEW THEME IS C.U.R.I.O.S.I.T.Y. BY ONE OK ROCK feat. Paledusk and CHICO CARLITO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPlFuHhE05g
Sounds shit. I like Paledusk as well, they did a good opening song for the Gachiakuta anime.

Swerve is still not over with me brothers

Swerve's outfit matches those two girls in the front row

>>18278309
Don't feel bad anon do is Luther's

Based they’re making the Unified title stronger than a midcard title

>>18278321
Much more pathetic to wait 120 seconds to comment this fucking kek gay ass edrone

race war is back on!

>>18278331
Skill issue in your part fren

Okada's new theme is made by One OK Rock which is a popular Japanese band

>>18278264 (OP)
Is Mina injured?

>>18278346
Can't watch wwe without being a beta and saying yes tribal chief
Israel approves
Fucking kek

>>18278309
Finna bust all over that bust.

bitch

idk wtf the unified title is and what it does or doesn't have to do with the continental and/or international titles if those even exist anymore

>>18278361
she pulled her ass muscles

>>18278361
I crushed her pelvis Saturday night after All In

>>18278336

It's the AEW Equivalent to the IWGP Intercontinental Championship at this point.

>>18278371
kneegah

>>18278343
>You aight, white boy

>>18278360
>a popular Japanese band
Thats an understatement. They might be the biggest japanese rock band

theis gotta be some run in or something right? i dont see either Hangman or Mox taking a loss even in a team

>>18278321
I enjoy it

kino venue to make an entrance through

>>18278336
TK’s been trying to make the international the second most important title for a while so this makes sense

>>18278374
Yo this girl legit so ugly she'd fit in with the mongoids and bimbos on NXT
Fucking yuck

holy fuck this show flew by

NIPS bros where we at

>>18278309
I need more of this segment. Like a webm or something. This woman would kill a no fap streak.

>Hey Swerve... you NIGGER
imagine the fucking HEAT

they should ban wrestlers from saying bitch so they have to come up with something else

HARD NIPS MARINA

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

They are going to kill Mox and Jack Perry will be the new leader of the death riders or something

>>18278361
Excalibur said Athena broke Mina' hand

Main Event already? Wow, this episode felt so short.

>>18278417
IM SO SOLLY

ITS TIME

>>18278426
That'd be hilarious. They'd turn into Raven's Flock 2.0

Chicagofag (Uptown) here. Usually Aragon brings in a ton of traffic and various parking issues. It's like a ghost town outside. Just thought you guys would like to know.

Soon AEW fans will be vacating the building into the streets. And me and my friends are going to jump and beat the fuck outta some of your people.

>>18278360
SOUNDS LIKE SHIT

>>18278309
I have no idea what the fuck Nick Wayne was talking about, might was well have recited some italian brainrot for all I care

lol the cameraman got pretty close there

>>18278422
My guy, her ass was LOUD in them pants

>>18278396
>Thats an understatement. They might be the biggest japanese rock band
Wow I didnt know that. I know of them but I assumed the biggest Jap band was some idol shit.

>AEW Men's World Champion
Oh thank you for clarifying I thought thar was Toni Fucking Storm.

>>18278426
Not yet, they still have to do Blood & Guts before they turn on Mox

Fuck I felt like hangman violated me, stupid flow camera man

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

>>18278445
nice roleplay

If Tony had balls he'd have MJF steal the belt here.

Are they yeeting for hobbes

>>18278445
it is against the law to do or even talk about doing this.

Marinas ass is out of control tonight

>>18278472
Daily reminder AEWs ratings were at their highest with MJF as champion. This is factual.

>10:00 and the main event's only starting
This overrun is going to tank the ratings kek

Remember that fan that wore Hibb's Big Black & Jacked shirt?

mox bros….the crowd is taunting us

those you tapped out chants just reminded me that WWE tried censoring you tapped out chants at Gunther lol

>>18278473
ONE WORD
4 LETTERS
UGH UGH
MEAT

>>18278487
>Daily reminder AEWs ratings were at their highest with MJF as champion.
No the fuck they weren't. That's when they plummeted the most kek. That title run before Joe won it? That did AWFUL numbers

>>18278472
he'll probably cash in the contract after Blood and Guts

>>18278487
It was also the year TK tried to appeal to the fedtards with dumb fed booking

>>18278487
Weren't they the highest when Hangman was champion?

>>18278487
AEW's ratings were highest in the latter half of 2021, quit making shit up

>>18278445
based

>>18278452
He said rock band. Idol is not rock. Different measurements.

>>18278526
Hilariously Based

I’m so fucking gassy

>>18278522
no, they were highest when Punk returned and started slipping when Hangman took the belt off Omega

Yo anons I'm smashed but I'm still so hard for the thekla that I'm going to make my wife suck me off while I sniff poppers after this
I'm gonna put on a thekla compilation while I do
What a great Wednesday

No one watched this shit.

>>18278526
based

LOLAEW

>>18278487
no they peaked during kenny/hangman feud

Did Marina just put her knee on Hobbs throat?

Darby returned to do dick all the next show. cool.

>>18278564
it's okay, Roddy gave the thumbs up from his chair

>they all came in unison
hot

Where is Pac?

>Hobbs stopping because of Shafir
Hangman put her ass through a table

>>18278555
trips of truth

Huh...

Did Pac order All In in his wrestling trunks?

>>18278580
England

>>18278580
injured

>>18278592
She will wake him up with her stinky feet

mirin Marina's rock hard ass

>>18278594
PAC is always in Full Gear

Is true that when Mox contract is up he'll have more time as Jon Moxley than Dean Ambrose in the fed?

God i want Marina to dominate me and teach my wife so bad

What's the difference between Mox's Paradigm Shift and Death Rider moves?

we are in SICKO time bros

>>18278613
Grim.

kek no sold that boot

>>18278526
huge pop

>>18278630
in kayfabe, death rider is the more violent iteration of the move

>Marina's giggling ass
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>18278630
death rider has a lift

Just found some fig newtons in the pantry to go with my coffee

>>18278630
Death Rider sounds cooler

Marina has grown her ass

This nigga isn't even watching the match

claudio does not deserve still be part of the dimeless dean stable. he should be the first to turn (he was one of my absolute favs on the fed before i dropped that slop)

Hey guys my internet works. Did I miss buddy?

Rush is back

I still remember when Marina was nobody on the fed...

>>18278630
Death Rider does bleed damage and lowers the opponents base defense stat

>>18278684
who's dean?

>rush vs shibata
TONYYYYYY

that finish sucked

>>18278699
fraid so. he won the intercontinentalnantal title off kamalazoochka

WHERE'S DARBY???

>>18278719
Claudio's shoulder went up a lil

DARBY

LIL NIGGA!!

DARBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

BASED DARBS

DARBY IS THE STING OF AEW NOW

Darby Sting

>>18278711
Dean Norris.

>>18278727
(Stupendous news)

darby appearing like a baba yaga

ITS DAAAAAARRRRRRRRRBYYYYYYYY

i shoot hate darby

Darby and Moxley deathmatch please

Fellas, I'm just here to say, I'm proud to be an aewchad with you all. What a Dynamite. Possibly best post-PPV Dynamite of all time.

Darbster truly is Nu Sting

ITSSSS SSSTINARRRBYYYYYYY

I'm so happy Darby didn't die.

>>18278321
imagine how pathetic you have to be to sit in these gamethreads all night long begging for attention and not getting any

bros that dynamite flew by
can't wait for collision
thank u based tonedog

I love darby

KEK WHAT A BASED DYNAMITE WE JUST KEEP WINNING SICKOS

Great show!
See you on Saturday, Sickos!

Lil nigga bros we back in action

see ya on saturday collision cowboys

>>18278361
groin tear from celebrating too hard all weekend in Texas
She took on a whole ranch of 32 cowboys apparently

The feeling is restored, right?

>>18278413
STANDING TO ATTENTION

>>18278757
Good shit
Imma walk my dogs and make some steak n eggs
Then my wife has to suck me off
See u fuckers next Wednesday

>>18278549
BASED AEWchad

>>18278670
MANY CASES IN AEW

>>18278757
>>18278770
>>18278805
Collision Saturday night bros we'll be here again for the best weekly TV Gamethreads

>>18278782
Wow, Rush has an actual match