Thread 18279450

>>18279450 (OP)
fumbled

>>18279450 (OP)
did they really?

>>18279450 (OP)
Dude they couldn't even get a full week of good press, I actually feel bad for them

At least next week they will be back to a big arena.

>>18279495
The damage is already done. I don't care how many pesos Tony spends on Free Tickets, nobody is showing up anymore. Not after this.

>>18279461
r. fraid so

>>18279495
Medieval Times?

>>18279520
Like how Tony was cooking fajitas in the back tonight?

>>18279520
wasn't there a show tonight? did no cooking happen? (Aside from the carne asada)

>>18279520
>This is the best piggiEs can do after getting completely cooked over the weekend

>>18279530
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes deep*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18279537
Kek what the fuck is this retarded cope

>>18279537
DELTE THISSSS

>>18279520
>getting completely cooked
Speaking of completely cooked, the fajitas at this place were excellent

It's ok, ECW ran this place once. Don't look at the attendance though. Apparently AEW had to rope off 2/3rds of this mexican restaurant.

>>18279551
holy FUCK how does it keep getting worse?

>>18279551
ECW got 4k in 1999 and AEW got 1100 ?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>18279530
LET HIM COOK

>>18279551
>spike dudley main event
Oh dear...

>>18279580
fucking saved

>>18279551
Oh no......

>>18279594
He's so fucking mad

>>18279594
Hes been on a bumping spree. It's 530am in Dublin btw hahahaha

>>18279594
I've never seen him this upset he doesn't ever cry to janny like this

>>18279580
Fucking kek
>>18279551
Oh dear

>>18279450 (OP)
Board's on fire tonight because of Tina's venue choice. AEW can deliver true lulz kino on occasion.

>>18279511
>Medieval Times?
a wrestling show here would be so fucking kino though

>>18279450 (OP)
You have a mental illness

>>18279580
>>18279899
my sides have tapped

>>18279968
GODtits got ya squealing and.wheeling

>>18279580
Next weeks menu? Already changed it twice.

>>18279968
Pop a wheelie!

>>18279551
When Corney and Last find out that a Dudley main event in the same venue did 4x this... gonna be a 50 minute clip boys, get your burger towels ready

Tony Khan stood at the grand opening of All Elite Eating, a chaotic Mexican restaurant concept he had personally dreamed up at 4:13 AM after watching a Food Network rerun and booking 12 matches for Rampage.

He was vibrating with excitement.

“I just want to thank everyone! We’ve got the best burrito roster in the world! You’ll never see another taqueria like this again — EVER!” he shouted into a megaphone despite being only three feet from the staff.

The restaurant was shaped like a six-sided ring. Each booth was named after a PPV. There was a “Guac on a Pole” appetizer special and every drink came with a QR code teasing a surprise menu item reveal.

Behind the counter, CM Punk was trying to grill chicken, but the station was overcrowded — Luchasaurus was spinning tortillas on his horns while Orange Cassidy stood motionless, holding cilantro like it was beneath him.

“This isn’t what I signed up for,” Punk muttered. “They told me I’d be running the kitchen. Now I’m jobbing to a nacho plate.” He looked around. Chaos. No structure. No discipline. A luchador just suplexed a line cook. Colt Cabana was smiling in the corner.

Punk took off his apron.
“You know what? I’m done. I don’t serve under children.”
He walked out the front door, tripped over a sign that said “TRY THE BEST IN THE WORLD BURRITO,” and vanished into the Chicago fog.

Meanwhile, "Hangman" Adam Page leaned against the bar sipping a horchata. He watched the disarray and had an idea.

“We need a union,” he said to no one in particular.

He printed some pamphlets and even scheduled a meeting — only to discover that “organizing” involved talking to dishwashers, line cooks, and delivery guys. People who, in his words, “use Boost Mobile unironically.”

He threw the pamphlets in the fryer and quietly wandered off to write vague tweets about cowboy labor ethics.

>>18280117
Chris Jericho got "saddled" with a cowboy gimmick early in his career. He said it was the most generic boring lamest character that a prowrestler can create.

>>18280319
He should come to the ring eating a can of beans. That'd sell it.

>>18279495
The women's restroom?

>>18280380
Refried beans

Hoggers seethe thread got murked! KWAB

>>18280652
KWAB

>>18279551
LMAOOO

>>18279548
lmfao nxt gets a bigger crowd

>>18279461
it do be like that

>>18280704
Bleak

>>18280686
There are 1,144 people in this image;
>>18279548
>>18280704
the WWE PC seats,100 people

>>18281165
sure thing lil pup

>>18281165
>Wrestletix said!
KWAB

>>18279551
KWAB

>>18279450 (OP)
reset the counter

>>18279450 (OP)
That's why they spam so hard after every PPV. they know they only have a few days of celebrating before the dynamite ratings come out.

>>18279450 (OP)
That venue really mindbroke e-pigs. Why are they so obsessed?

>>18282396
Seethe poster bros…is this our king?

>>18282390
Truth nuke

>>18282396
>nooo you're mindbroken and obsessed when you spam insults about my fed but when i do it about yours, it's completely normal behavior
Go cry about Punk and post 50 threads about him and make your twitter account all about him and keep making your whole personality about making fun of WWE, ya old fat crippled fuck

>>18282982
He's already doing that lmao, I would feel sorry for him but he's such an autistic cunt that I'm just joining on the bullying