>mfw trannies were on a high after small in only for it to come crashing down after aew taped an episode of dynamite at a mexican restaurant that holds 40 people
>>18279450 (OP)Dude they couldn't even get a full week of good press, I actually feel bad for them
At least next week they will be back to a big arena.
>>18279495The damage is already done. I don't care how many pesos Tony spends on Free Tickets, nobody is showing up anymore. Not after this.
>This is the best piggiEs can do after getting completely cooked over the weekend
>>18279520Like how Tony was cooking fajitas in the back tonight?
>>18279520wasn't there a show tonight? did no cooking happen? (Aside from the carne asada)
>>18279530HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes deep*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>18279537Kek what the fuck is this retarded cope
>>18279520>getting completely cookedSpeaking of completely cooked, the fajitas at this place were excellent
It's ok, ECW ran this place once. Don't look at the attendance though. Apparently AEW had to rope off 2/3rds of this mexican restaurant.
>>18279551holy FUCK how does it keep getting worse?
>>18279551ECW got 4k in 1999 and AEW got 1100 ?!?!?!?!?!?!
>mfw rovert is seething over casa bonita shitposting and it is almost 5am in dublin
>>18279594Hes been on a bumping spree. It's 530am in Dublin btw hahahaha
>>18279594I've never seen him this upset he doesn't ever cry to janny like this
>>18279450 (OP)Board's on fire tonight because of Tina's venue choice. AEW can deliver true lulz kino on occasion.
>>18279511>Medieval Times?a wrestling show here would be so fucking kino though
>>18279450 (OP)You have a mental illness
>>18279968GODtits got ya squealing and.wheeling
>>18279580Next weeks menu? Already changed it twice.
>>18279551When Corney and Last find out that a Dudley main event in the same venue did 4x this... gonna be a 50 minute clip boys, get your burger towels ready
Tony Khan stood at the grand opening of All Elite Eating, a chaotic Mexican restaurant concept he had personally dreamed up at 4:13 AM after watching a Food Network rerun and booking 12 matches for Rampage.
He was vibrating with excitement.
โI just want to thank everyone! Weโve got the best burrito roster in the world! Youโll never see another taqueria like this again โ EVER!โ he shouted into a megaphone despite being only three feet from the staff.
The restaurant was shaped like a six-sided ring. Each booth was named after a PPV. There was a โGuac on a Poleโ appetizer special and every drink came with a QR code teasing a surprise menu item reveal.
Behind the counter, CM Punk was trying to grill chicken, but the station was overcrowded โ Luchasaurus was spinning tortillas on his horns while Orange Cassidy stood motionless, holding cilantro like it was beneath him.
โThis isnโt what I signed up for,โ Punk muttered. โThey told me Iโd be running the kitchen. Now Iโm jobbing to a nacho plate.โ He looked around. Chaos. No structure. No discipline. A luchador just suplexed a line cook. Colt Cabana was smiling in the corner.
Punk took off his apron.
โYou know what? Iโm done. I donโt serve under children.โ
He walked out the front door, tripped over a sign that said โTRY THE BEST IN THE WORLD BURRITO,โ and vanished into the Chicago fog.
Meanwhile, "Hangman" Adam Page leaned against the bar sipping a horchata. He watched the disarray and had an idea.
โWe need a union,โ he said to no one in particular.
He printed some pamphlets and even scheduled a meeting โ only to discover that โorganizingโ involved talking to dishwashers, line cooks, and delivery guys. People who, in his words, โuse Boost Mobile unironically.โ
He threw the pamphlets in the fryer and quietly wandered off to write vague tweets about cowboy labor ethics.
>>18280117Chris Jericho got "saddled" with a cowboy gimmick early in his career. He said it was the most generic boring lamest character that a prowrestler can create.
>>18280319He should come to the ring eating a can of beans. That'd sell it.
Hoggers seethe thread got murked! KWAB
>>18279548lmfao nxt gets a bigger crowd
>>18280686There are 1,144 people in this image;
>>18279548>>18280704the WWE PC seats,100 people
>>18279450 (OP)That's why they spam so hard after every PPV. they know they only have a few days of celebrating before the dynamite ratings come out.
>>18279450 (OP)That venue really mindbroke e-pigs. Why are they so obsessed?
>>18282396Seethe poster brosโฆis this our king?
>>18282396>nooo you're mindbroken and obsessed when you spam insults about my fed but when i do it about yours, it's completely normal behaviorGo cry about Punk and post 50 threads about him and make your twitter account all about him and keep making your whole personality about making fun of WWE, ya old fat crippled fuck
>>18282982He's already doing that lmao, I would feel sorry for him but he's such an autistic cunt that I'm just joining on the bullying