Thread 18279634

ITT we post places Tony should book next

>>18279634 (OP)
Would be kino

Only seats 60 patrons, so there should be a lot of room for the 20 trannies that show up

Way to go Tony! Business is booming!

>>18279634 (OP)
>>18279634 (OP)

>>18279671
Oh I like the intimate atmosphere. Very '00's ECW

>>18279634 (OP)
All In 2027

Here's a venue fit for AEW. Best part is, Darby Anus lives inside the hole serving chimmichangas.

>>18279634 (OP)
Big fight feel to this one

>>18279685
Holy shit their answer to Halloween Havoc! Very 90's WCW

>AEW: In Your House
>It's literally a 2 week residency in my living room

Tony K-Mart? He can just buy the rights and run shows there!

All In Dublin.

>>18279634 (OP)
Beautiful building

>>18279634 (OP)
Are you ready LOUISIANA?!

All In: Jonestown should be a thing

>>18279705
Huge pop!

>>18279681
Thanks. I was actually going for an ECW vibe. I have a good eye for venues, unlike Jeff Jarrett who failed at booking "AEW House Rules".

Here's another place that AEW could book. The best part is, it comes with it's own Mexicans, so Tony doesn't have to buy all his own tickets and give them out for free.

>>18279721
that's a lot of rope

>>18279634 (OP)
Can Tony pull it off?

>>18279747
HOLY SHIT gives me 80's CZW vibes

Soon...

>>18279634 (OP)
ALL OUT @ HOT & NOW

>>18279758
What in the christ is that lol? AEW truly has fallen on hard times

>>18279705
https://youtu.be/2XJF7huzUis

nothing new for kenny

>>18279767
Too fancy for AEW no?

>>18279766
I don't think AEW could fill a Walmart lmao

>>18279766
that's already the ring they used in Australia

>>18279766
>I'll ref the match
>but I will NOT tuck my shirt in
>deal?

>>18279634 (OP)
AEW AND ARBY"S has got the meat!

>>18279783
it's their only chance of drawing a milly

>The Nigger Syndicate
if Tony doesn't book this venue he's totally clueless (this is my little bro BTW, so don't be racist)

>>18279766
Is this on Ireland? I think I see my good friend in the front row.

>>18279769
lel based obscure Michigan lore enjoyer. Not even from there but the fact that one location still remains is fascinating.

>>18279813
This kid is based

>>18279813
>ryback wrestle buddy
what a chad

>>18279634 (OP)
Bros....this one was meant to be...

>>18279805
I'll be the first in line no lie. I hate AEW, but the BIG Montana with cheddar, pour some horsey sauce on that shit and yeah, I could sit thru an ROH non title trios match.

>>18279844
You will need to sit through 5 tapings of ROH in a row SIR

>>18279634 (OP)
Texas chads we are so back!

>>18279769
>>18279819
I wasn't gonna say anything because that anon hit too close to home. Burgers were 60 cents, 70 for cheese burgers. As a joke, my Dad found out one of the manager's names and would ask "hey is Mr. Russell working today?", if they said no, he'd say, "Well last time I was here, you guys gave me a burger with no burger in it. Just a bunch with ketchup and pickles. Your manager said come back and he'd give me a free burger. Man, I was really looking forward to that free burger. My heart was set on it." and they'd give us a free burger. No free AEW tickets though. We got scammed!

>>18279634 (OP)
ALL IN / ALL OUT at a once in a lifetime venue

>>18279813
what a chad

>>18279878
>No free AEW tickets though.
In fairness your father wouldn't have accepted them

>>18279888
True. He hated that I watched prowrestling. But Ultimate Warrior could not be denied.

>>18279688
They'd still have to tarp off half of it
>>18279705
Kek

>>18279878
Actually a cool story. Your dad has a lil bit of carny to him.

>>18279878
Your dad sounds based as fuck

>>18279878
>>18279769
>>18279819
>look up Hot n Now
>they're opening a new location
Michigan bros, you're back

>>18279634 (OP)
Tony's getting really ritzy.

E-Bros, should I feel bad about this?
>>18279998

I really destroyed that motherfucker just like Wendy's does on Twitter.

I'm waiting for the first BYOB show TK runs, only a matter of time now.

Is In & Out too good for AEW?

>>18280098
Animal Fry match. Only condiments can be used

>>18279634 (OP)
Will it happen in our lifetime?

>All bitchtit(s) can think of is processed fast food.
> Instead of doing their daily push ups for King Bobbo

>>18280237
>Everyone on the internet is my boogeyman.

>>18280018
nah. promo's good.

This is a based thread

>>18280157
Seems like a McDonald's rip off. Kinda like how AEW ripped off ROH and now they're both dead brands.

here

>>18280378

do we get a bull fight at halftime?

>>18280378
>hear ye hear ye
>it is timeth to layeth the tarpe

>>18279634 (OP)
Dimes

>>18280018
you sent him on a downward spiral so epic that I don't mind the board being spammed with men's dicks as long as he doesn't tribute Thekla she's fuckin ugly

>>18280378
>>18280385
El Matador! The flying forearm was kino, but needs one tweak: spin in the air.

>>18280378
Mayhem at Medieval Times

I'm the first one to post this? This far down the thread? Really??
I'm ashamed of all of you. Not one of you motherfuckers knows ball.

>>18280503
That place is just asking for oily diarrhea.

>>18280378
>Live music provided by Max Caster and the Mummers
>Omega vs Okada while wearing suits of armor
>Aubrey & Sky Blu vs Thekla and a stead of her choice in a joisting contest
>King Tony speaks!
>Adam Page recounts the history of the patriarchy while making fresh mead

>>18280503
Tony would fear for his life

>>18280503
is aew over with the blacks? if so, they should book waffle house for sure.

>>18280503
the fights there are already too real to book pro wrestling.

>>18280503
>>18280509
See one poster also knows. I shit my pants on the side of I-24 leaving a Chattanooga Waffle House one night. I tried to squat in time but pants were only half down before I let loose on the exit ramp.

Anyways, no WH. The high performance griddle grease will not mix well with the fans, trust me, I know.

>>18280525
>>18280503
is aew over
Anon...

>>18280534
>The high performance griddle grease will not mix well with the fans
AEW fans produce griddle grease from their pores

>>18280503
>jerkers are unfunny dweebs

no shit

>>18279634 (OP)
The site for the next Blood & Guts match

>>18279705
lmao

>>18279721
>AEW Presents: BIG GULP IN JONESTOWN, featuring the chart topping song from the '90's "Swallow" by Bush

live, on camping mattresses, in front of a Willy Dog

What is this in reference to? Are AEW in a small venue now?

>>18279671
>>18279705
>>18279711

>>18279634 (OP)
Hosted by the man himself

>>18279767
Don’t let Tony in the enclosed pool area

If Tony indeed has infinite money like some of the fans claim he does, how come he doesn't book arenas and then pays people to show up like those shows with live audiences do? Surely he can afford to do so for years and years

>>18279705
KEK

>>18280246
>Trevor was out of breath as it typed that

Should I let this slide? I think I will.

>>18279634 (OP)
Insider here. Bill & Ruth have just offered full catering and personal handshakes to all talents for the right to host All in next year. More news as it becomes available.

>>18279634 (OP)
>TONIGHT ON AEW!
>We hear from Jose the "Man behind the Counter"
>Kenny Omega makes fench fries
>MJF and his "Who wants beef?" talk show return with him grilling guest Speedball along with your main courses
>The never ending cheese dip offered by Maria Shafir!
>Jon Moxley drinks whiskey with you!

>>18282652
>>Kenny Omega makes fench fries
I don't want that creedp pedophile handling my fries

>>18282692
Sorry sir, we can of course. Omega will only be making fries for a 2 hour shift. We can offer you a side of taters from Nyla Rose or batatas bravas from Thunder Rosa instead

>>18279705
LMAO

>>18282724
Is it possible to get food prepared by somebody without AIDS or anal herpes?

even though the venue choice was funny visually, this thread is grim, dire even.
pEdrones are painfully unfunny.

>>18282916
This is AEW, sir.

>>18279634 (OP)
All Out being set up already. Looking good.

>>18282937
It's sad that terminal aewtists like you can't enjoy a hilarious meme. You despise shitposting to your very core.

Meanwhile, sides reversed, we all join in on making jokes about WWE because it doesn't phase us. AEW fans always get furious and enraged (last night even spamming BBC tributes and child porn).

Do you really see yourselves as the heroes in this story?

>>18279634 (OP)
Duel arenas for Fight for the Fallen (name possibly changed to FIGHT FOR THE FRIES)

>>18279634 (OP)
Young Bucks out as EVP's. Taystee Grill owner Donny Gioviani (Don G) in as new GM. Free milkshakes with a $15 purchase. Homo's 4 Hamburger shirts now available.

>>18279634 (OP)
AEW talent spotted at next venue