Thread 18282781

>SmackDown Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU

* Saturday Night’s Main Event & Evolution aftermath
* Undisputed WWE Champion John Cena & Cody Rhodes under one roof

>Last Week's SmackDown Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voir-aUbQII

>The First-ever match between John Cena and Cody Rhodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy8sc_9PRg8

>>18282781 (OP)
It's a little late for the thread, don't you think?

>>18282781 (OP)
OP here
I'm unemployed and I shoot thought it was Friday

>>18282801
it's ok anon, we will pretend.

>>18282801
kek what a retarded bitch

>>18282781 (OP)
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL

>>18282801
based NEET

I watch for she

>>18282819
>>18282831
I love black girls like you wouldn't believe

ARE YOU READY FOR A GOOD TIME?!

>>18282781 (OP)
>take me back

>>18282801
Well head on down to the gas station, get yourself some alcohol, and then we will act like it is. Ya know, get drunk, talk shit, and call people faggots.

Giulia saved my life.
I dedicate myself to her and vow to be a better person every day in her honor.
Thank you, MY United States Champion and QUEEN of wrestling!

>>18282831
Since when did Sonny Kiss join SlopDown?

>>18282801
holy fucking BASED

>>18282781 (OP)
Is this appropriate question to ask your female coworker?

>>18284072
Vice is somewhere smiling

>>18282781 (OP)
YAY IT'S FRIDAY
THIS TRHEAD IS RELEVANT

bump so the joshifags don't make a new one

>>18282781 (OP)
Its thursday ya jackass

>>18282781 (OP)
Is Cody finally taking the title off Cena at Summerslam?

>>18284796
wanna go outside, tough guy?

>>18284970
Seth fucked his leg so Cenas probably retaining

lads 4chanX stopped working, is there an alternative? 4chan by itself sucks

I’m excited for tomorrow night, EGods. I’m thinking about buying tickets for RAM but I haven’t gone in many years. Will tickets come down in price as the date approaches or is this just how it is now?

>>18285847
have you ever seen prices come down from year to year?

>>18285945
I just mean when there’s 2-3 days remaining, maybe they don’t sell enough and put some on discount?

>>18286140
> they don’t sell
This isn't aew

>>18285221
If Cena retains then that guarantees Cody v Cena Part 3 will be Cena’s retirement match in December. Doing that in Cena’s hometown and putting the full rage of the smarks on Cody’s shoulders would be booking malpractice from triple kike.

>>18282781 (OP)
Cody vs Cena is so lame. I want Cody vs Roman III.

any women advertised for the show or the experiment ended?

based

>>18283783
How much longer until Jordaynne joins her on Smackdown?

Smackchads it’s our night!

>>18282819
I love kweens so much bros

Good morning from Europe, friends!

Are we staying on two hours because holy shit it's so much better

>>18288203
After the feud with Blake

AH-DRENALINE
IN MUH SOUL

>>18282801
happens to the best of us

>starting gamethreads 2 days before the show
pig existence

>>18289239
this
It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

Everything from now until SummerSlam feels like filler

>>18289262
the build starts TONIGHT

>>18289239
>Thursday evening is actually two days before Friday

time is an illusion

>>18282831
>Karen checking out Jade's ass
based

when are we finally done with cena?

>John Cena and Cody Rhodes contract signing
>Stephanie Vaquer vs Alba Fyre
>Rey Fenix and Andrade vs Motor City Machine Guns vs Fraxiom vs DIY
>Charlotte Flair vs Raquel Rodriguez
>Jacob Fatu returns

>>18290813
Are we officially done with the brand split?

>>18282781 (OP)
>Undisputed WWE Champion John Cena & Cody Rhodes under one roof
Nigga how many times are they gonna do this? Just have a Rothschild sodomize cody for his ritual already fuck pmo
>>18283641
Soulless talent. He was never good desu
>>18282801
Haha happens to me to anon
>>18290277
>no Tiffany, no nia, no shooters
Thank you. I will not be watching smackdown today

Looks like Tiffany is back on the juice guys! Is this a dub? Thought she looked a bit chubbier as of late

>>18282781 (OP)
KLRAMANIACS OUR TIME IS NOW... time to job that is but at least it's a singles match that'll have a lot of eyes on it - also vaq on smackdown for some reason?

>>18291605
Timothy is gonna lose the belt to Vaq

>>18291605
>>18290905
It’s probably because they have to build two days worth of shit for Summerslam in under a month.
I’m wondering more if they’re actually gonna bother doing a draft this year.

>>18290813
Enough with the contract signings!

>win's match to get a title shot
>haha yeah but you need to wrestle a jobber first

>>18290813
Well, I think I'll spend the evening slamming my dick in a car door instead.

>that's what I call your mothers

>>18282781 (OP)
what did Cody do to earn a title shot? not watched in a while

Amazon position with Jade Cargill.

>>18292210
Jade is so fucking hot. A literal fucking goddess walking among us.

I’ll be watching for Rheas husband and rheas house show matches tomorrow.

>>18291605
Building towards a cross brand match at SummerSlam requires crossing brands before SummerSlam.

>>18291895
He won King of the Ring

>>18292210
>>18292223
What do you like negro males?

>>18292315
>a cross brand match at SummerSlam
which is what?

>>18292354
What does that have to do with Jade?

>>18292418
That's Will Smith in drag.

My wife.

>>18292418
He's a negro male. A buck.

>>18292453
you are trans

>>18290813
Slopdown is way worse than NXT lately.

>>18292512
Nah that’s you and your brothers cousin twice removed aunties grandfather.

>>18292363
Green Cabinet vs. Vaq and Bella Twins

>>18292449
>>18292457
turn your bussy monitor on

>>18292849
I'm not a fag

rey mysterio is back

Howdymaniacs report in

Dubs decide if I watch tonight

>>18293459
no

>>18293459
>>18293486
bo

Will WWE mention Buff Bagwell or this smackdown was taped?

>>18293509
did he died?

>>18293534
Had his leg cut off due to infection caused by his car accident, and there are 3 threads by now related to this.

>>18288203
never, hopefully

bros i really REALLY need Cornette or Eric right now. I'm having a panic attack

>>18293633
Jim is probably watching Evolution to laugh at Meltzer and the ego vs ricky match too

I'm guessing that tonight we will start to get a heel Cody and the heel turn will be completed in Summerslam

>>18293534
‘fraid so

>>18293663
big if true

>>18293660
Well where the fuck is Eric

>4-way spot fest
Ready to change the channel and the damn show hasn't even started

>>18293732
We're so back

>>18293732
oh look shes back

>>18293732
I used to pray for times like this

>>18293732
Can't see, did she get fake tits?

Anything from the President of the USA, President Chelsea Greene?

>>18293753
Anon she got those done months ago

>>18293758
Rumor has it she is going to deport giulia

>>18293732
Good now fire michin.

>>18293766
Hones to god I didn't know

Who is Kiana James?

Paul Levesque

Triple H death dying suicide evil heart failure cardiovascular event arrhythmia blood guts darkness despair depravity self-loathing sickness sick plague mourning WWE TKO fail crash disaster manslaughter abyss abysmal hades hell damnatalon

>>18293758
got vored by that fat white bitch

>>18293783
Former chestlet

>>18282801
Based retard

>>18293785
damn hogwheels now you are reduced to woman tier witchcraft? LMAO

John Wick 3 is the best one btw

>>18293732
I wonder if she'll show up on tonights episode or if she's stuck in main event

>>18293800
I've only seen the first

>>18293802
probably the latter so she work on ring rust

>>18293758
Free balloon tits for women between 16-30

>>18293800
It's my favorite, but I don't remember the 2nd one because I was really drunk during it

>>18293806
All 4 are 100% worth watching

I want to berry my tongue in that ass

CODY

LOA CRASHED THE WHIP

THEN
NOW
TOGETHER
FOREVER

>another uso drunk driving incident
kek

>Car crashes
>CODY
We are so back

YJG

oh boy schizomino

CODY HEEL???

>>18293818
Cody's?

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THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE HEEL TURN

>car crash
>comes on the heels of an all women's PLE
like pottery, it rhymes

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>>18282781 (OP)
Smackdown live y'all

>car crash
>lilly
Shawn must be filling in for Road Dogg this week

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>Kiana James and Giulia linking up
Need it or keep it?

>>18293838
>>18293844
yeah flattery aint gonna work for me faggot. you want me to go to your shitty little website? quit spamming 4chan. simple as

>meltzer says the plan for Charlotte/Bliss is a 1vs1 at summerslam
>wwe makes it a tag titel match intesad

right

>Already womeme shit

Have I not piss breaked too much already this week?

Kiana James was in the background talking to Giulia!

Fuck i can't wait 2.5 hours for the payoff. I want to know if Cody is turning heel RIGHT NOW!

>cheerleader Lexy
Muh fucking dick

>do i look like a cheerleader?
>uhh yeah you do.

kek i love this tag team

I LOVE ALEXA

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>cheerleader Bliss
oh sweet jesus

Buddy was a lucky guy

I NEED sex with Cathy Kelley

>Cheerleader Bliss
Cute

ok they're over with me

>>18293850
I'm just happy to see her again.

>conversation
>four seconds later she's in full ring gear
What the fuck

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This are the two hottest women in the business and on television in general

>charles using alexa to get cheered

Fuck this pairing

>>18282781 (OP)
did they just ruined charlotte again?

Cody Crashroads

Hey /peedub/, we're not frens.

>>18293856
SD is only 2 hours.

When does the betrayal happen?

I wanna smooch Alexa Bliss

>>18293873
Wasn't that earlier?

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This Charlotte gear reminds me of someone else but I'm having a major brainfart right now.

>Charlotte getting over like a motherfucker with Bliss
I don't... I don't hate this ?

>>18293873
just long enough for my cock to get hard

I want to fuck Charles' tight butt.

>>18293873
learn to read, it said "earlier today"

>>18293873
>Earlier Today

Why did the Codemeister do it?

ugly ass Summer Slam graphics

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I met Pat McAfee a few weeks ago. I was walking down the street near my house and he was just standing there at the intersection like he was waiting for someone with this big goofy grin on his face. It was kind of akward waiting there with him staring expectantly at me, so I said "Hey, aren't you Pat McAfee?" and he said "Yeah! Watch this!" Then he jaywalked across the interesection and a van hit him going 80 miles an hour, at least. Then he was gone. I gues he got caight under the van or something. It didn't stop or slow down or anything. I waited around for a while, stunned, expecting a film crew to come by and say this was part of a prank show or something, but no one ever did.

Bros, I'm so fucking sick right now. My whole body aches. It hurts to take steps. But I got out of bed to watch WWE.

>>18293880
Cody is anime

Buddy’s account still hasn’t been fixed :(

raquel and roxy are dimes together

>Car crash
KAIRI THAT'S TOO !!!

>people hate charlotte because she just gets free title matches
>put her in a team to make her likeable
>give her a free title match again
>"why they hate charlotte again?"

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Rox-C's thighs get bigger every week

Cute hags.

>>18293891
Brit, charles stole all her shit

>big and smol team vs big and smol team
God I'm slow to the party.

Am I the only one who shoot likes Raquel?

need cheerleader alexa in my veins

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>>18293896
Anons, I'm drunk and it's a piss break match
I didn't see that or hear that but thank you for the explaining

>>18293901
Have your mom make you some soup anon

>>18293901
I wont kill myself as long as The Codester is in The 'E

>>18293901
No one cares, bitchtits.

>>18293901
nothing some tylenol can't fix, come on in anon

lexi and roxy need to have lesbians outside the ring

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>>18293922
Not at all. Im a fan

if charlotte wins i'm eating all my shrooms, if she loses, i'm eating half

>>18293915
Dom is feeding her mucho tendies

Rox is hot also Raquel's music is not bad at all

>>18293922
Nah ever since she’s been with Liv and Jd She’s been dimes.

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is raquel going to be “working big” tonight like big zesty told her to?
MIDGET FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

>>18293922
Her thong works me into a shoot

>>18293924
Drink some water

>>18293922
i don't like her, her spanish sounds so fake to me

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>>18293939
raquel’s new solo theme is awesome
LA RUDA….

>>18293922
In what way? She's not much of a wrestler because she seems way too nice but, I'd love to fuck her and cum on her tiny tits.

>>18293915
She'll be obese in 2 years. That short plus latina genes are gonna kick in big time

Was Charles always this skinny?

>>18293946
I had the same thought. Charlotte is not a midget so I dont know if it's appropriate here.

Ashley Charles is wrecking the tall lesbo

Charles looking more grim everyday

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>>18293955
and that's a good thing

>>18293924
...me?

>>18293901
What are you sick with big dog? Sounds brutal, hope the show can take your mind off it for a bit.

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>>18293953
i would shoot ropes inside her latina cunt and make mixed babbies

Is Raquel working big like "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash told her too?

>>18293952
Will it be LA TECNICA when she turns face?

>>18293963
what 3 divorces does to a mf

>Yearly car crash angle
let's fucking go

>>18293955
Couple of kids and she'll never, ever leave you.

>>18293922
nah she's dimes. I hate that Liv is injured but I'm glad they kept the belts on Raquel and Roxy

>>18293961
there’s nothing particularly dykish about raquel she’s just tall

>>18293957
>>18293963
>>18293974
She fell for the ozempic and bodybuild trap
Milf curvy Charlotte is gone.

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>>18293902
Beautiful

I hate how they cut away from crotch shots. Like bro that is why we are here

None of these women owe me sex.

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mr cool ice spotted backstage

bring me alba vs stephanie
need this ****.5 banger

>>18293992
yet

Raquel's voice does not match her physique at all

I hope Sol Ruca doesn't wall as bad as Charles

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>>18293993
kek

they gave okada his own show?

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>>18293953
She's believable powerhouse, as far as women's wrestling goes

>>18294003
sol will wall but probably in a different way from chuck
spending all that time in the sun all day is gonna fuck her skin up and age her rapidly - black will finally crack

Need Bliss to do this with her pompoms.

Cross vs Bliss spooky feud when

The wrestlers yelling scripted lines at each other in the ring is cringe.

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charls defies gravity

>>18293993
charles sent her flying like 4 feet with that shove kek

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That was a very cheerleader-esque lariat.

someone want to kill the spammer plz

CRACK?

>>18293946
She worked big at Evolution and said that she takes Nash’s advice seriously. So I don’t see why she won’t keep it up

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raquel is muy angry

>>18294023
charles is so kino i don’t care what people say
the best horseface she deserves those 14 reigns

>>18294031
just report his ass for spam

Bot is outta control.

>>18294031
THIS. Do you fucking job jannies

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Am I the only one who shoot wants to facefuck alexa?

>>18294010
what the fuck happened to joe

Nobody cares about this at all…

Alexa looks like a fucking ghoul with all that makeup

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>>18294051
No.

yeah alexa is tailor made for bbc

>>18294051
you are not

Creative finish kek

Charles looks so weird, but to her credit, she still moves better than rest of her generation

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>>18294051
I want to get facefucked by Alexa's girlcock

>>18294051
Gee lemme think about it

>>18294058
no such thing

The first Judgement Day L in a VERY LONG TIME

>>18294058
Big Bogan cock?

>>18294064
she was always the most naturally gifted athlete of them
ric’s genes

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>pop for the heart
awww

Jacob going back to prison this can't be happening

Racist fucking cops, man.

Roxy's tanlines...

You just know some lefties are going to offended by this Fatu angle.

PUNK ASS POLICE

Is solo ok

ACAB
C
A
B

JACOB GOING BACK TO JAIL

HE DINDU NUFFIN

>po-lice

omg I want to pet him and put him in a zoo

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>ICE is coming to deport Fatu
TRUMP NO

fug da po po
he dindu nuffin

KEK BASED FATU ACTING LIKE A NIGGA WHO HATES COPS

>>18294083
They were careful to make the cops non white.

Jacob Fatu is obstructing justice!

*checks notes*

Why is Pearce there Smackdown will be a dumpsterfire this week now

>PUNK ASS PO-LICE
kek

Switch sisters!!!!

Charles still refusing to solo lose to younger talent on weekly tv?

Nintendo Switch 2
YEAH!

#Justice4Fatu

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>>18294052
nerve gas

>>18294101
>acting

they had to put one black and two latinos to not make that segment controversial

Boop bah boop

>>18294107
he's a dumb nig- i mean person of interest

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Jacob breaks out of jail and wrestles at SS in an orange jumpsuit.

need help 4chanX stopped working on chrome and all my settings are gone

>>18294105
>>18294118
>thinking those aren't "Texas Whites"
Oh ignorant youth

>>18294105
>san antonio texas
>white

>>18294118
No they just grabbed the first three extras available in San Antonio

>>18294108
Nick to a week off to fuck some sense into ole beef flaps.

I feel like one of these police officers will show up in AEW one day and wrestling YouTubers will be annoying about it

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>>18294127
just reinstall it

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>>18294091
I'm just gonna say this, if he were innocent he shouldn't have an issue speaking with the authorities.

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>>18294105
>dei is still in effect
i knew Trump was lying

>>18294133
Why would they give up the force to wrestle?

>>18294140
all gas no breaks

>>18294127
This isn't git-hub and stop using Spyware for a browser.

black man always questioned

>>18294108
>pearce is running the show for one week
>schizokino cold open into jacob fatu getting arrested angle in the first 20 minutes
aldis is so shit at his job pearce owns him

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alexa bliss segment over. snacdown may as well finish already desu

where are my bosley niggas at

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>>18294153
First time in a while the show has had a story besides the GM making matches

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>>18294129
If any of those guys are considered white in this country then we are well and truly fucked.

>>18294162
what even is bosley?

HEY BAKER BAKE THE NEW THREAD

I GOT SHIT TO POST

>AEW dynamite commercial during smackdown
Tony really is desperate

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GET YO ASS IN HERE BE4 DA PO-LEESE BE ON YO ASS

>>18294172
Did you come to say the word?

WE ARE HERE
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>>18294171
dude, this isn't your dad's hair loss treatment

Metlife stadium sucks
>t. jets fan

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>>18294182
retards

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>>18294179
>raw image
>>18294180
stupid ass unrelated number
It's gonna be one of those nights

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>>18294182
come the fuck on guys. why are you like this

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>>18293901
Hope u get well anon
>>18293928
We care fym, this is a community board