>Aye meng! Welcome to AEW Dynamite holmes! Can I getchu some Kenny con Queso and chips while you wait for the show to start esé? I recommend trying the Jungle Boy-rito. It's delicious but will leave you with a lucha-sore-ass if ya catch my drift amigo!

>>18291870 (OP)
>why yes we are here for Dynamite, we’ll have the vegan menu please

>>18291870 (OP)
>would you mind using a more gender neutral term please? Amigo is generally used towards males. We don’t want to have to make a complaint to Tony Khan.

>>18291870 (OP)
>ah yes, Pablo, I'll require two seats for my perfectly healthy body

>Hola! Hello. My name is Hologram and I will be serving your slop today. Would you like extra flippies on that?

I used to own a Mexican restaurant.

>>18291907
>vegan? U some kinda maricon meng?

Zero laughs ITT. Humorless drones.

>>18291870 (OP)
Yes I'll take one order of the flippy shitter fajitas, one botched burrito, and a side of the nepobaby nachos.

>>18291870 (OP)
>"NOOOOOOOO I SAID NORMAL SAUCE THIS IS MILD I CAN'T HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF SPICE AAAAAAAAAH MY DIVERTICULITIS OH NO"

>>18291870 (OP)
I'll take one Chili Con Carny with a large Jericola and the Timeles Toni Tapas appetizer plate, please

>>18291870 (OP)
Can I get the Cancelled Carne Asada quesadilla with a side of Mercedes Molé? Hold the horse hair btw

>>18291870 (OP)
I would like the MJFajita Bowl please.

>>18292115
>MJFajita Bowl
>"Uno MJF Bowl coming up, pour favor. Try our zesty Hangtran Margarita!"

>>18291870 (OP)
I'll get a starter how about the Nachos with Jay White Queso please?

>>18292125
Looks like Christian’s career.

>>18292135
Sorry we only have Quesohausen por favor.

>>18291870 (OP)
I'll take a Banditorito with no stake steak

>>18291870 (OP)
Do you have burgers by any chance? I have been on the road for 11 hours and you are the only restaurant I see that is open and I really want a burger.

>>18291870 (OP)
Just a water please I need it to take my HRT pills gracias

>>18291870 (OP)
>ITS MA'AM!!!!
>check your straight male privilege
>Dont you misgender me again Jose or I'll go on twitter and get you canceled!
>now where's the vegan menu?
>I don't see any dilation stations nearby! This place is transphobic. if my Bio hole closes its your fuckin fault Pedro!
>Stop staring at me! you are raping me with your eyes!

Kek the rare based /pw/ thread

>>18292137
Or your diaper when your handler changes it.

>>18291870 (OP)
Is JR working tonight? Can we get seated in his section please?