Thread 18292522

>"TRIPLE H SAYS I DON'T HAVE THE GRIND, BRUV, I'M GONNA SHOW 'IM, BRUV, I WORK THE GRIND EVERY TIME I FLY BACK TO ENGLAND BRUV"
>Gets crippled for life working once per month

>>18292522 (OP)
i didn't watch that promo, did he actually namedrop HHH directly?

>>18292522 (OP)
shut the fuck up faggot. Triple H couldn't lace Will's boots. Deal with it.

>>18292522 (OP)
How is Paul's heart? Is he still banned from having sexo with his wife?

>>18292539
Poor Stephanie someone needs to fulfill her needs and I volunteer

>>18292522 (OP)
Did this flippy shitter retard land on his neck or something

>>18292563
He couldn't handle the grind, it's very tragic

>>18292522 (OP)
Didn't he already have neck surgery once only a matter of time

>>18292535
he called him paul

>>18292826
Why didn't he stop working like a retard then?

>>18293060
his retardation isn't a work sadly

>>18292522 (OP)
He has more 5 star matches than WWE has in company history

>>18293078
>Sir I'm sorry. You're only in your 30s but you will be in pain for the rest of you life as your body breaks down.
>Worf it bruv dave meltzer likes me innit.

Drones now celebrating injuries of workers just because they didn't sign for WWE. Very classy.

>>18292522 (OP)
>Injuries worse than previously thought
Who would have thought, right? It's not like every experienced wrestler who ever met him told him to slow the fuck down, he already suffered two neck injuries, and he said his back is killing him. In his own words, he started using his "hidden blade" finisher because his other finisher the stormbreaker is hard on his back. This guy is 32 by the way.

>>18292522 (OP)
deserved

>>18292522 (OP)
>Gets worked by Triple H into sawdusting himself within a year
Nice future you got there AEW

>>18292522 (OP)
maybe jimmy havoc can get him a job at ups

>>18293078
>He has more 5 star matches
You have to the fattest smark in the world to even care about this or Dave.

>>18293125
Corny told him to slow down, so he did more than any of his AEW supporters

>>18293251
Everybody told him to slow down. Meltzer told him to slow down. Jericho told him to slow down. He slowed down.

>>18292522 (OP)
One day people are gonna look back and wonder why Tony never used Ospreay as the face of the company. Fags on here might not agree.

>>18293125
>Leave the millionaire Will Ospreay alone he has more 5 star matches than you!

>>18293343
I don't think you should celebrate anybody getting injured whoever they are

>>18292522 (OP)
>Oym Crippled measeff fo the 9400 Bruvs that showd up!!!

Classic Will Autism!

>>18292522 (OP)
i LOVE laughing.at Will Ospreay haha!

He fears the grind

>>18295866
He doesn’t fear grindr though

>>18293125
Aew fags spent all weekend making fun of seth

>>18295946
It always backfires on them

I hope he misses the London show

>>18293078
I'm sure those stars will pay his bills once he's stuck in a wheelchair

>>18292538
Sounds like crippled old Will can't even lace up Will's boot now kek

>>18293343
they do sound like this and look like this

I hope Will catches whatever Adam Cole has and they die after busting each other's crust like those fags in last of us

>>18293166
Carder used to tell The Rock that shit hit the fans and the night will be hellish after you hit 30 and The Rock fuck off in 2003 right after he hit that age, lmao.

what an ugly mf

>>18292559
TIME TO WEAR THE CAGE
TIME TO WEAR THE CAGE
MUAHAHAHA

BRUV I SIT ON A PLANE FOR 15 HOURS A WEEK, I'D LIKE TO SEE ANY OF YOU GUYS HANDLE THAT KIND OF GRIND, BRUV

>>18295946
AEW Chad here, I tried to defend Seff but anon's arguments for how gay and dimeless he is were unassailable.

>>18295946
Not really, it was edrones celebrating it. Saw some celebrating livs injury too

>>18292522 (OP)
>Wrestle like a flippy retard
>Body breaks down at just 32
hopefully this just accelerates and all these dumb flippy shitters are crippled and wheelchair bound by 30

Ospreay has wrestled more than any top WWE guy this year in far harder matches.

MORE TIME WIF ME BLACK SUN

>>18296869
and now he's not HAHAHAHAHA

>>18296869
When you're having matches with green nobodies from the indies trying to make them seem like superstars, while in front of 1000 people, it is harder. It doesn't mean it's better or smarter though

>>18296962
lol if any of those "nobodies" signed the mark contract you'd immediately be their #1 fan

>>18292522 (OP)
I'm celebrating this

do you reckon that when he's 40 and wheelchair bound with early onset dementia, that his wife's black son will look after him?

>>18296968
The AEW main title has been held by more ex-WWE wrestlers than any other group you can think of. The reverse is not true.

>>18296977
The last 3 Wrestlemanias were main evented by a rejected AEW midcarder lmao

>>18296986
Cody Rhodes career in WWE is almost 3 times longer than his time in AEW. The fact you had him for the inception of the fed and couldn't make him what he was turned into after 1 year in WWE is pretty damning to how shit AEW is booked.

>>18292522 (OP)
Every single one of Ospreay's matches is better than all of HHH's matches.

>>18297006
too bad there won't be no more. Wait that's not bad at all!

>>18296992
>AEW midcard washouts are top WWE stars

This is not a diss on AEW.

>>18297044
>won't be no more

>>>/g/
>>>/m/
>>>/s/

>>18292522 (OP)
[GOOD NEWS]

>>18297006
>zero memorable matches
>zero dimes drawn

>>18297006
but barely anyone saw them for it to matter

>>18297245
Yeah that's Paul.

>>18292522 (OP)
Working once per month is actually bad for prowrestlers. They need to stay in condition, keep the physical readiness. aka The Grind.
Hunter tried to warn him.

>>18292522 (OP)
YOU DESERVE IT
*GRIND* *GRIND* * GRIND*
YOU DESERVE IT

>>18292539
yeah but its unrelated

>>18292522 (OP)
KWABOTY

>>18292522 (OP)
i hope it turns out ok for will. hes my favorite based retard

>>18293224
That's why they call him the cerebral assassin

>>18292522 (OP)
>Ospreay paralysed
>Okada washed
>Kenny washed (and has an exploded intestine)
>Jay White injured indefinitely
The NJPW traitors have felt the wrath of Inoki's ghost

>>18295946
Are you stupid? WWE fags made fun of Seth more so than any AEW fag, and rightfully so. This faggot stole from LA Chad he deserved what he got.

>>18293343
KEK they really do sound and look like this

aw did poor ol willy hurt his bum?

>>18293108
YAY MELTZER'S HERE :DDD

>>18296689
>gay and dimeless
well that also applies to ospreay (drew half as much as Shingo)

>>18298673
Did he really flop that hard with the IWGP?

>>18298690
He never won it kek, But he main evented WK Night 2 against Okada, and drew literally HALF of what Okada vs. Shingo drew the night before. The Japanese people voted with their wallets

>>18298696
whoops, I forgot that he won it in 2021 but had to vacate it because of his prior neck injury

>>18298696
Night 2 was always a huge flop.

>>18298696
Not his fault. Historically night 2 of two day events always draw less. That has always been the case for WK. It's even true for WWE with WM, RR, and now SS.

>>18293078
>He has more 5 star matches than WWE has in company history
No he doesn't. Kurt Angle has more five star matches than Will Ospreay.

>>18298705
>>18298710
cope

>>18298735
Kurt Angle doesn't have a single 5 star match actually.

>>18293078
Imagine getting oneguyed on that, couldn't be me

>>18298741
According to who?

>>18298744
Dave Meltzer. He's the guy who popularized and modernized the 5 star match rating. You can cry about it but only his opinion matters when it comes to star match ratings.

>>18298753
>appeal to authority
By Allah, I will never judge matches off the opinion of a Jew

>>18298758
No one knows who you are or cares what you think. Meltzer is known all over the world and his opinion can make or break a wrestler and company.

>>18292522 (OP)
Hopefully this is a wakeup call to some marks in the business that Meltzer stars are just some retarded old man's headcanon and they aren't worth getting crippled for.

>>18298764
>Meltzer is known all over the world

>>18298753
OK, you can keep your stars of david and I will happily declare that Kurt Angle has numerous excellent matches under his belt while Will Ospreay has none.

>>18298764
>Meltzer is known all over the world and his opinion can make or break a wrestler and company.
Yeah his opinion broke Will Ospreay and AEW

>>18292538
Come back when Bruv can sellout an arena and catch a milly viewers

>>18298773
Without Meltzer putting Ospreay over and giving all those 5 and six star matches he's never getting signed by Tony and getting the big money contract. Will is one of the highest paid wrestler in the world.

>>18298782
>stars of david
I'm stealing this kek

>>18298753
Only a neckbeard care about it especially now that Old Dave got exposed as a retard. AEW pretty much slaughtered his credibility, the funny part is he will not be expose as hard if he stick with NJPW.

>>18292539
The fate of all vaxxies.

>>18298787
If Meltzer didn't put over Ospreay and give him headcanon stars, then Ospreay would've had a good career in NJPW without crippling himself out of desperation to win an out of touch smark's approval. Signing with AEW got him a big paycheck but it also dragged down AEW's ratings and destroyed his body. It probably fucked him up psychologically, too. He declared he was going to carry AEW on his back and save it but the metrics keep plunging and ratings visibly go down whenever he's on the screen. That can't be good for him mentally.

>>18298825
His body was already fucked up. Go look at all the main event guys from New Japan of that era. They're all barely mobile cripples. At least now he's fucked up and paid unlike Naito.

>>18298825
Ospreay has talked about it bothering him multiple times so you're right.

Ospreay is unbothered, moisturized, paid, calm, wrestler of the year, and in his lane. But do be seething and creating headcanon about a guy who doesn't know you exist.

>>18292522 (OP)
Tbh he deserved it. He could have a lazy match like Reiwa Inoki and yet he decided to sawdust his body in non ppv shows

What did he hurt now?

>>18293078
Dynamite Kid was considered one of the all-time great technical wrestlers, yet he ended up in a one room shack living on 35 pounds a week.

Seems like a good opportunity to slot him into a temporary gm role.

>>18298912
That had nothing to do with wrestling and everything to do with his personality disorders.

>>18298887
https://www.cbssports.com/wwe/news/will-ospreay-believes-aew-will-come-back-swinging-in-pivotal-year-for-the-promotion/

>One of the headliners from that night was AEW international champion Will Ospreay, who is slated to challenge AEW world champion Swerve Strickland in the main event of the Forbidden Door pay-per-view this weekend. Ospreay spoke with CBS Sports this week and reflected on that alarming rating.
>"That one did suck to see when it came out because, for me, that was a home run Dynamite," Ospreay said. "It was an excellent show. There weren't any down points in it for me."

>Ospreay is part of a recent wave of top-tier talent -- alongside former Mercedes Mone and Kazuchika Okada -- recruited to carry the company into the future. It's a crucial year for the company as it looks to lock down a new media rights deal by the end of the year. Ospreay proudly waves the AEW flag and says it's his mission for the company to thrive.
>"It sucks that it was such a low rating but it's just motivating me and I'm sure it's motivating others to try and think out of the box and come back swinging," Ospreay said. "I'm not someone who ignores that type of s---. I see it and I take note of it. I put it in the checkbook and I make sure whatever we do next week, we come back swinging. We shouldn't ignore criticism or shy away from it. We're still a five-year company and we're still hitting the ropes with these things. For me, AEW still has lots of growing pains to go through."

Why was a guy who shrunk New Japan supposed to grow AEW?

>>18298955
KWAB

i am an e-drone and i seethe and dilate every day because will

>>18298991
kek they sure do

>>18292522 (OP)
>its a e-drone makes up storys after reading a headline about someone they dont like because they dared to not sign with WWE thread
Its all so tiresome. You downiEs are so one note.

>>18299002
kek they sure are

>>18292522 (OP)
first injury hes got since joining aew*
drones really blow things outta porpotion. bro need to reach that far to have a argument against aew lol

>>18299002
That part

>>18298955
Dynamite's low ratings made the news!

>>18299057
lmao

>>18297006
Cactus Jack vs Triple H at Royal Rumble 2000 > any Osprey match

>>18292522 (OP)
Genuinely hope this carny shitty flipper is forced to retire

>>18292522 (OP)
>grinds his bones to dust so he can provide for Tyquan Jr and his MISSUS

not gonna be pretty when he finally breaks down and the misses takes all of his khan bucks to raise lil ladarius

>>18299293
>my wife's black son
You must be joking...r-right? No way this guy is that much of a joke.

>>18299002
>>18299013
>>18299044
All 1 person btw

>>18299734
go back to your grain silo titty boy

>>18292522 (OP)
he won't be missed nobody likes this poof

>>18299178
Your fucking Evil

this is great news

>>18300120
WTF is wrong with u

>>18292522 (OP)
KWAB

no slidey
Will KWABspreay

What did he injury? His asshole?

>>18301210
Afraid so

>>18303066
Oh no.

>>18304067
kek

>>18301210
>did he injury

>>18304067
KWAB

>>18292522 (OP)
Oh dear

>>18296077
kirdblt

ratings will go up with him and omega gone

>>18292522 (OP)
everyone is celebrating this!

>>18304067
What a KEK

do we know yet what injury will has yet? neck?

>>18309483
Ospreay read mean comments on the internet about his bantu baby and it broke his heartbone forever. It's over, anon. He's never coming back.

>>18292522 (OP)
huh

>>18292522 (OP)
he got injured in that retarded chair spot in all in?

the worked injury angle he suffered in the main event to take time off