Thread 18294168

JACOB AINT GOT SHIT ON DIS NIGGA

>>18294168 (OP)
I'll use this one

>>18294168 (OP)
This is the real gamethread

>>18294168 (OP)
that timothy and jade match is going to the worst match of the year

>>18294168 (OP)
i hate video packages

There's no spammer in this thread

TAKIN' IT ALL

all that for one band aid lol

Someone post the Tongo Okada clip

WHAT

ONCE A CRIMINAL
ALWAYS A CRIMINAL

BLACKBROS....

Solos faces were good

I’m not gonna lie guys. I’d love to see a Jacob vs Buddy match.

CLASSIC CASE OF PROFILING SMDH

>he paid them off
kek

>not making an Out on Bond joke
What kinda MAGA company is this?

ACAB

PUNK ASS PO-LICE

Roman hit them..

FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST
THANK GOD ALMIGHTY WE ARE FREE AT LAST

classic police trying to frame a black man

solo is so kino

wait so the cop is bloodline

Jimmy paid his bail kek

video review is now a part of the wwe universe

>cops are telling you its okay to go commit some domestic felonies
Based

wait tama tonga is back????

>>18294716
Goddamn she's rolling so hard

THE MASSIVE TAMA TONGA

What's so big about Big Jim?

>>18294168 (OP)
TWO THOUSAND SAMOANS

>ay Big Jim? I got a new brotha fo' punk ass tah meet
>dey call him TALLER Tonga

>talla tonga
i kek every time

imagine the popo

>>18294730
>>18294734
No, it's TALLA Tonga

>>18294735
ask the women's world champion

wait who the fuck is this tall one?

this tala tonga has a based look

>>18294742
tessitore said tama tonga the first time

WHERE'S SHORTA TONGA?

Am I going crazy or are they acting like Tama Tonga is a new monster heel and not some guy that was already a part of this faction months ago?

Did big jim lose weight or is it just the black clothes making him look skinnier

>>18294745
His name is literally Taller

Guys I just can't get into coconut theater. I'm fatigued

Big Jim is so sexy. Naomi is one lucky girl

TALL TAMA TANGO TALLA TONGA

>>18294735
check naomi twitter

>>18294745
his name is Taller Tonga

OMG IS THAT WIDE TONGA?

What's so JC about Mateo?

>>18294749
Not sure if you're trolling or not...

>>18294747
just because they're all muhfuggin tongans, doesn't mean they are all the same

Jimmy is the Michaels of the bloodline but never gets the credit he deserves. He reminds me of Buddy.

>>18294768
tell that to tessitore not me buddy

>>18294764
He played Deus Ex once in high school

>>18294763
BAH GAWD THATS SMALLA SIKOA

They need a midget tongan. Like the one from Sign of the Four.

>>18294760
I liked coconut theater but there's too much overlap between Talla/JC/Loa for this to be interesting

so many pacific islanders there if you threw a whiskey bottle from the rafters it would be empty before it touched the ground.

how tf pierce making SS matches on SD

COPS TURNED FACE

LOCKDOWN

Goddamn racist cops

Dumb segment. Solo crashed his own car?

well that was retarded

they said Tama Tonga and I got excited. its just fuckin Tonga Loa.

>Summerslam
>Not doing a Jailhouse Match and having Solo get raped
This fucking company sucks.

Where is the best Tonga?

the cops are so over with me

based stone cold solo sikoa

>>18294766
Thread finally clarified that's TALLA tonga, not TAMA tonga and now I'm confused if that was TAMA or Tonga LOWA in the ring with JC Mateo

I may be wrong but I don't think those are real cops...

They're gonna put Solo in the cell next to Diddy

How much would you pay to see Big Jim take on the World Champion?

Big dimes Jelly making the waves

>steel cage in Met Life Stadium
DIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMES

did solo even have plates?

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>>18294796
Tonga Loa

>fat slob only known by yanks
>dis wuz on a muggafuggin faymuz tv show yo

I have no idea who the faggot is

>>18294802
I'd pay more to see him not do that.

Jelly Roll is based, I'm afraid.

>>18294796
To be fair, Tess also confused Tanga for Tama

Punk ass rayciss po-lice racially profiling Samoans!!

>THIS IS COCONUTISM
>I CAN'T SNEED

i love the jellyster

It’s going to be 98 degrees for the whole week :(

where's my guy tama tonga?

that mexican hasn't aged a bit

What is this promo kek

>>18294804
>MetLife
>Dimes

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>>18294817
turn the AC on fella

Who is this fat fuck?

That reminds me, Late Night with Colbert is getting canceled.

LMFAO BASED JELLY THROUGH THE ABC TABLE

I like how the jelly roll match has the most build

Honestly the segments for this have overdelivered...

jelly is over with me bros

STEPHANIE SEXO

Stephanie owes me Salsa lessons.

kaufman and Lawler did it better

>Cardi B vs. Bayley
Should they book it?
https://x.com/iamcardib/status/1946337403964215774#m

Damn, Logan took that bump like billion bucks

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Hate this ugly prostitute. Maybe she’ll learn how to speak English by next month.

>>18294823
w-we dont talk about the jests okay….

holy fuck i thought that was the rock for a second

Shut up guys. VAQ is in

Who here gay for Va-kway?

viva chile

>>18294833
They have no right investing so much to this match as they're currently doing

>Be Irishfag
>look up Chile
>the majority of women are pale and White

I have found my favourite country

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Stephanie Backhair.

Jelly Roll vs Logan Paul at WrestleMania Night 2

Even the Jimmy Kimmel studio audience is full of Echads

Vaquer unironically has Booker T to thank for the Devil’s Kiss getting over so big lol

Her ass move is dimes thanks to Booker T

>>18294819
injured still

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>>18294845
only 2 out of 10 chileans can speak english please understand

dumb satanist

I'd give Stephanie my naked gun if you know what I mean

Mike Nash sounds like he does shots before every announcement.

>>18294846
>jest
>gnats
literally fighting to be king of a toilet bowl in the middle of a swamp

>Jelly Roll
More like Smelly Pole

Shoko did it first

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>>18294868
care to extrapolate?

>>18294868
I'd put my dick between her buttcheeks if you know what I mean.

>>18294860
better than the stuff we get on Monday and Friday

>>18294854
they can barely speak spanish in Chile and it's their official language, what makes you think they'll be able to learn proper english?

>>18294854
>the majority of women are pale and White
No they're not lol

>>18294845
She already speaks better than most of the japs.

Steph and Chelsea should have a Lucha de Prendas match at Summerslam

>>18294890
Myles is a lucky guy.

>>18294890
What a lewd slut!

BAH GAWD IT'S TONY TONGA HAWK FROM THE RAMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVdR6JeEyT8

>>18294862
>>18294861
>stephanie vaquer booker t move
A top google result

>>18294884
I'm assuming I can pay them to let me drug them and fuck them

>>18294886
The ones I saw at the resort videos were

I get people dont like Logan but I dont know why theyre trying to make it out like hes on par with Jellyroll or Travis Scott.

>>18294866
We have English in all the schools but I learn watching WWE and reading comics books. You can find girls like Stephanie here all around by the way.
Chilean Chad

>>18294879
I would have consensual sexual intercourse with that short Chilean woman by inserting my member into her one of her orifices

>>18294557
Because Charles wants to be a face so bad she had to borrow Alexa to leech off her aura and in the process she left the Wyatts with nothing to do.

Also which new samoan is debuting at Summerslam?

>>18294890
>this pops in your inbox
wat do?

>Nobody got a sequel
Color me surprised.

>>18294904
A daring synthesis

>>18294901
i assume you're from the south fellow chileanbro

>>18294896
ALL THE TOURISTS WERE DELETED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE

police are so smug

>>18294896
Somehow this is the second time this week I've randomly run into CKY Vol 1
https://youtu.be/k9X5FJ1PhF8?si=Ph9hwgoQ1kFPf76Q

>>18294838
based

Big Jim makes me feel a lil horny bros

>the angle is all the Samoans rook saem
lmao

>>18294841
where is cardi b anyways? she was trending recently for allegedly smelling like shit and wwe stopped showing her

sex with alba fyre

What the fuck kind of kinky ass pin was that

>>18294927
Thought about that too. Could have made them standout from each other with the clothing but they were all wearing black

>over-hyped mexican vs comedy jobber
piss break bros, it's out time
i'd say about 7 minutes until le butt move with the obligatory Booker T (xDDD) namedrop, then we back

Alba needs some gold visors and go full C Viper.

>>18294929
>allegedly smelling like shit

>>18294925
What about Slim Jim?

This episode feels oddly more 90's, Lee Fitting, Shawn Michaels than all of Smackdown last month...
maybe somethings shaken up in the backstage

GIWTWM

book and wade are spiritual goon bros

Alba Fire is a character from Street Fighter, C. Viper

>gooner barrett
wade gooner

More like Alba Jobber jesus

>I can watch that for hours
Based Wade

>keeping it short
Lame, those two can probably put on a really good match

That finish still sucks. How she gonna do that to Nia?

Isn't her signature move way too sexual for WWE today? Surprised they let her do this.

I feel bad because alba is actually really good in the ring.

why is everyone so horny for vaquer lmao shes my girl so all you can do is look

where's chelsea?

>>18294959
aren't we all?

I have secrete footage of a wrestler doing that move first

what the actual fuck was the point of that
did coconut theatre go over time

>>18294966
ye sucked, alba got squashed

>>18294966
2 hour show, Pal.

>>18294963
>JUST FOR THE TECHNIQUE
>*unzips*

>>18294973
Pearce wouldn't buy her a good plane ticket Wade literally explained it

>>18294963
If you missed him on NXT, he was basically gooning every week for Mandy Rose and mentioned her OnlyFans (and yes it's even funnier in hindsight)

>>18294817
Don't be so obtuse

Where is Chelsea?

Why does she keep switching back to this dimeless backbreaker? That lungblower out of the same setup is a way better finish.

>>18294980
i miss this alba

>>18294950
wwe creative has been phoning it in this year and ticket sales are declining
so much so that they are bringing back house shows to shithole towns

do you guys actually enjoy divas wrestling and storylines?

>>18294976
Mine goes back to 2011. Yours?

>>18294974
Through dick, unity

>>18294980
i don't know who this is but she's perfect

b fab back after they lose the chips??

I keep forgetting that bfab is part of the group

it took mods almost an hour to get him lol

>>18294947
Auto reply to explain

Vaquer literally stole the other fat ass witch job lol

Pretty crazy that Jackie ran Cathy off Raw.

>>18294988
lmao

>>18294980
mfw B-fab is still employed

I HATE DIY
I HATE DIY

>>18294993
Shithole town bros we eating good. I can't wait for Otis to come back from injury.

>>18294994
I love women's wrestling and having no story is a waste of my time.

>>18294994
The Women's Division is literally better than the Men's

>>18294986
i only knew about Booker doing it, but that's funny as hell

>>18294992
bring back this alba
NXT UK certifiable demon running the whole division

Diy is so fucking dimeless holy fucking shit. Im gonna go wash my dishes and take out the trash

I think Candice is a cute gilf

>The story is DIY have an irrational hatred of the Wyatts
>Also they fucked up and lost that 8-man a few weeks back anyway
I hate Johnny Woodit so much. Tomato Chomper can stay. He's okay solo.

Nash put a lil italian on it

>>18294995
1992

is DIY haitch's biggest failure? they literally dominated NXT for years only to be an absolute fraud in the main roster

>>18295009
I like his new theme

>>18294994
Only good thing about the women's division is all the jiggly webms. I couldn't give a fuck who wins or who has belts.

>>18294997
her irish nagging voice will disappoint you, was known as Isla Dawn

Oh great, another “fuck kayfabe lol” show. Just what we needed

How do i get more comfortable in my chastity cage? it's kind of tight and kinda chafes the underside when i'm sleeping

>>18294980
who's this semen demon

>>18295004
meant for >>18294980 Also Vaquer debuted with her which makes it more believable, HHH is gay but I understand why she fired her after the interview in clash at the castle

>>18294980
I miss her bros.

>>18295042
Isla Dawn in WWE, read the thread

>>18295043
>but I understand why she fired her after the interview in clash at the castle
quick rundown?

>>18295042
>>18295043
>>18295045
Isla Dawn owes me sex, I'm afraid to report.

DIY taking this win to SummerSlam and I'm for it.
Are you ready for this?

>>18295036
Really embarrassing. Triple $$$ is a menace.

>>18295052
>>18295055
eufag here so we don't see ads

Where has Ron Killings been?

So codester and cena promo isn't for another hour?

>>18294890
What do her toes taste like?

>>18295059
Triple gaitch is still mad about being punished for breaking kayfabe at MSG when Nash and Hall were leaving

>>18295052
>>18295055
Use a VPN and watch it on NFLX.

>>18295036
i would be okay with it if it revolved around now finished storylines from years ago, but like, why are we covering cena's heel arc when it's still fucking happening?

>San Antonio has hosted the most Rumbles
Odd fact.

>>18295015
She looks hot. I have a fetish for women abs since I discover Cammy in SF2

>>18295069
Show is 2 hours bro

>>18295049
This was her last match and I so glad I got to see those Scottish hams before she got fired. They were ridiculous.

>rey fenetty
Penta was always the Michaels

>>18295051
>the other chick's mom died and she made an insensitive comment without thinking
>pro trans and got in a shit flinging fight with Logan Paul

Sabins a faggot

>>18295051
Alba Fyre's mom died before Clash at the Castle, and Isla was boasting about celebrating with her own mom after winning the tag titles. Also she was kinda bitchy in social media, specially about trannies.

wtf is Rey Phoenix wearing?
When did he start wearing a full body condom as gear?

>>18295080
Your ass has hosted the most cocks
Queer fact.

Andrade and Fenix are mega dimes

>>18295058
Shut up, Paul

It's truly frightening just how dimeless the SD tag division is right now.

>>18295080
Also has the biggest women in the US

>>18295069
>>18295084
4 (four) minute contract signing inbound
youhearditherefirst.jpeg

This feels like watching Collision

ANIME

>>18295104
What about the nachos?

Why has MCMG failed to get over? Commentary continues to put them over as this legendary tag team but I don't think the fans buy it one bit.

show should never end with a talky segment wtf

>>18295114
kwab

>>18295117
The cheese is cold and the chips are stale. They use pickles instead of jalapenos.

>>18295104
it's them churros

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>>18295083
>Cammy
>Not Blue Mary
Zoomer or FGC tourist detected

>>18295119
Sabin doesn't look like a wrestler. He looks like the bartender at a Chili's.

>>18295085
makes you want to smear mustard on them and spread it with your mouth kinda of irish ham

>Cole glazing
i am inclined to agree

>>18295119
They suck

>>18295119
Because they're just two guys who come out and wrestle

>>18295126
>They use pickles instead of jalapenos.

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>>18295119
if i wanna watch flippy midgets I rather watch the other mexicans

>>18295099
A lot of people are saying this, but I think they have good tag teams. HHH needs to create more funny stories or add more female managers to create some sexual tension and romantic angles.

>>18295131
He's the most jacked person in the match

>>18295057
She’s such a huge case of “you’ll miss me when I’m gone”. Wish i popped more for her when she was around

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What the fuck was the crowd chanting

Which one of the guys in the ring was most likely to buy the Beavis & Butthead bundle on a Call of Duty: Black Ops 6

>>18295152
Me too. Both kinds of popped.

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Jannies DO YOUR JOB

>>18295126
for anyone reading this, the pickles for jalapeños is fake news by the way

>>18295159
Don’t deport us!

>Another camera falling botch
it's been the same for at least 4 weeks straights

reminder that Axiom could be a top face of this company

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Fenix, please never wear that again.

can't this streamposter be banned automatically or something? he's here every week with his little army of bots

>>18295159
i don't get it either.

>>18295167
Sir Charles would never lie.

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Buddy and axiom would be cool.

>>18295160
They launched an American dad skin today. Game is so full of aimbots it’s meaningless.

>>18295171
Now you remember Kevin Dunn KINO

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ANIME

>>18295160
probably the ref

>>18295179
who's buddy?

>>18295174
They definitely told him to cover his gut kek

>>18295099
the ladder match really shouldve featured everyone that was in the title scene for months like Pretty Deadly and Legado

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>>18295189
my husband

Did Tony Khan book this match

I know DIY is dimeless but I'm way OK with DIY winning, their chickenshit and braggedocious build up to the title has actually been good IMO.
Hot take

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>>18295099
>Make all the good workers jobbers
>Put the belt on the spooky guys that are babyfaces but never really do babyface things
>Keep pushing DIY but also make them ineffectual chickenshit heels
I want MCMG vs Fraxiom for a full 15-20 minutes but I guess we can't have nice things

>>18295200
Fuck off, Hunner.

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>>18295200
also candice larae is hot

>>18294202
>>18294202
>>18294202
RECYCLE DONT BE ANIMALS

why is phenix dressed up like a power ranger?

>>18295200
I like them the best, too. They’re funny at least. I’d hate them if they had a better option for the belts.

>>18294169
>>18294169
>>18294169
FUCK I MEANT THIS ONE RECYCLE

>>18295181
I bought that too

>>18295225
Impregnate here

>>18295212
She's gotten hotter since having a kid, crazy.
Almost went over the wall

>>18295246
Truly a MILF

What a retard a street fight helps BMJ with tons of interference options.