Cody literally forced Cena to sign the contract without his consent. That is rape and battery assault and NOT OKAY

>>18296194 (OP)
Worked

>>18296194 (OP)
World Weinstein Epstein

>>18296194 (OP)
john cena was raped in the sweltering summer of july 2025

>>18296194 (OP)
Whats wrong with rape?

>>18296194 (OP)
That's perfectly legal in whatever state this happened it.

Ringboy fed

>>18296251
The cream team fed.
The CTE fed
The Benoit is innocent fed
The fabulous mullah brothel

The Saudi fed
Israeli fed
Sex trafficking fed
Pat Patterson fed

the Samoan fed

the Nash-in-92 fed

>>18296194 (OP)
it's a ceremonial contract signing like UFC's weigh ins
in kayfabe

>>18296194 (OP)
So can we name all the run-in participants in this match?

>>18296389
>Cena and Cody both exhausted after 25 mins
>Seff comes out on crutches, Heyman with a big smirk on his face
>Plan B
>They give a returning Austin Theory the Brief case
>He's about to cash in but Bron Breakker Spears him and spears the ref
>Roman comes out and attacks Seff and is about to kill Heyman
>Punk comes out and saves Heyman by hitting Roman with his newly won WHC belt
>DONG
>Gunther comes out and attacks Punk
>Ilja returns out and attacks Gunther
>Karrion Cross attacks Ilja
>Sami Zayn returns and attacks Kross
>Jey comes out but is thwarted by a heel turn Big Jim, he and Naomi both do a cartoon villain laugh over Jey's body
>Iyo and Rhea come out and attack Naomi
>Lash and some other kweens from NXT protect Naomi
>Cena and Cody starting to wake up, ref is still dead
>Cody low blows Cena
>three Crossroads
>1, 2, Heyman pulls Cody's leg
>Brock Lesnar comes back
>DONG
>Taker and Brock start brawling into the crowd
>Penta comes out
>Bron Breakker spears him while he's doing his meme walk
>I CAME TO PLAY
>Miz comes out but before he could do anything R-truth attacks him
>FEIN FEIN FEIN
>Cena starts smiling because his help has arrived
>Cena holds Cody so Travis can punch his eye again
>Jelly Roll comes out for the save
>Jelly and Travis start brawling
>Draw and Logan come out
>Orton attacks them but it's two on one
>Punk crawls over to Cody and hands him something
>Cody tries to tase Cena but it's a reverse taser so he tases himself
>AA
>1, 2, 3
>Cena and Phil both leave with the belts

>>18296395
No way. If they do the reverse taser again, we riot.

>>18296194 (OP)
>The Rhodes Family
>The R. Family

>>18296194 (OP)
Cena is used to being raped (by Hollywood producers in exchange for movie roles).