hot dog and handshake thread lets have a laugh bros

I really hope in my lifetime there’s a style revolution that moves away from cramming in a bunch of spots and refocuses on storytelling. It was one thing in the mid 2000s when guys could actually hit their moves. But now with the participation trophy generation you get a pop just for trying to do stupid shit and it’s lead to us getting 2 botched poisonranas on the every show, you fucks know you can’t do it, so stop trying when the cameras are on. FUCK!

>>18299349
you sound like a fag
I want to see grown men throwing cinder blocks at each others head until they get cte

>>18299349
yeah yeah post some tards destroying their bodies for nothing

not wrestling but I found it funny
guess it would be more appropriate in a TAKE A BUMP thread but this will do

>>18299355
You sound like someone who cherishes their participation trophies. You don’t earn those.

>>18299360
kek what was that about?

>>18299360
Come on man, he was literally HOLDING the guy before he jumped, wtf

>>18299326 (OP)
He didnt get all of it

>>18299394

>>18299360
ke what a fat dumb nigger

>>18299394
holy kek

>>18299360
WHISPER IN THE W-ACK

>>18299400
probably trying to kill himself

>>18299563

>>18299555
>fire spot with no extinguisher ready
based retards

>>18299555
>table doesn't break
>no-one can put out the fire
fucking kek

>>18299445
WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL

>>18299326 (OP)
not hte most hot dog and handshake clip but ill always get a kick out of ospreay pointlessly walking into an aerial chair shot

>>18299687
ffs. forgot to attach the file

not hte most hot dog and handshake clip but ill always get a kick out of ospreay pointlessly walking into an aerial chair shot

>>18299360
HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE LAUGHING AT DEAD NIGGERS!!

Sorry I'm late boys, we had a 4th event and and I had to restock.

The dawg mamma is here, talent with comp'd dawg tickets form a line to the right, paying customers to the left.

>>18299555
No fire extinguishers on hand? kek

>>18299394
Lost it at this bit

>>18299326 (OP)

>>18299394
lmao

>>18299360
My god he hit the Kool Aid Twist.

>>18300466
what match is this from?? did the black guy die?

>>18299563
The cop clearly pushed him.

>>18300501
I forget which year. Either 03 or 04 CZW cage of death. They did two that year, one with the flippers and Kingston and another with the more traditional death match guys. If you can find the wsx dvd it’s on there as a bonus match for some reason.

>>18299445
kek did the ref set him on fire lol

>>18299555
>good job kid sushi with piece of wagyu on the house

>>18299326 (OP)

>>18300498
Without a doubt the most retarded shit I've seen

>>18299718
The thing is I don't even think that killed him, just likely fucked his shit up really bad

>>18300775
Was there some good botches in this women's match or something?

>>18299360
Why is a bird flying around in there?

>>18299355
There are always old bumfights videos u can watch

What's up with mud wrestlers and never having an extinguisher on hand?

>>18299355
k

>>18299537
This would unironically draw more interest and eyes on wrestling than any current wrestler if a major promotion platformed it.

>>18299394
Lol why do people fuck with fire

>>18300197
The 4th was like 3 weeks ago

>>18301435
didn't this shoot kill him?

>>18301435
fuckin retarded filth what the fuck is wrong with these shitters

>>18301551
Nah, he lived.

>>18301560
Cool it with the racism ese

>>18299394
>>18299555
For fuck's sake, even WWE isn't afraid to use an extinguisher on a wrestler for a fire spot (see the MVP vs. Kane inferno match)
Why do these small-timers think they're too good to have one on stand-by just in case?

>>18300197
>Sunshine's Noy Bugs
>YouTnbe
Assuming this is a real video, she really couldn't just take a fucking photo of her actual hot dog cart? Why did she use AI here? Youtubers are so fucking stupid. It's all just a desperate cash grab.

>>18301571
The FMW and W*ING guys were just retarded. Here is another Pogo lights out match, but this time with Matsunaga

That match seriously fucked up Matsunaga's career. The burns were so bad that even when it healed the skin was so thin over the burn mark that it would rip open over the slightest bump. He had to work the rest of his career wearing a padded wrapping under his gear to soak up the blood that would start pouring.

>>18299394
The most surprising thing is that there are women there
and the autistic camera guy just focusing on the wheelchair dude

>>18301630
There is a different angle of this spot here >>18300491

>>18299445
That's a very bad referee.

>>18299537
Fucking amazing. Incredible even.

>>18301630
>wheelchair dude
>trashy whores
>no fire extinguisher
that's what give the whole indierrific aesthetics, you wouldn't get it

>>18300775
Like Aliens Vs Predator, whoever wins, we lose.

>>18299537
You better not be shit talking /ournigga/ Santana Jackson, are you?

>>18302344
This is a work. The guy had fake legs and, evidentially, does this spot regularly.

>>18302344
I'm a bird, motherfucker

>>18302344
Wolfpac song is playing in my head

>>18301325
it can be a pain in the ass to get a bird out of a normal building. Probably way more of a pain in the ass in a prison.
Or they're drug mule pigeons.

>>18302344
I understand that happening to one leg, but what are the odds it’s TWO?

>>18301622
all that for a spot that didn't even look all that great? lol

>>18300775
Isn't Jim's spine totally sawdusted? How bad is he?

https://youtu.be/-mdgtjiql5I?si=XfDzURHMTnmyPmJ5

>>18299400
Trying to get a lawsuit out of it.

>>18299326 (OP)
he also got a warm can of coke

>>18299326 (OP)

>>18299360
Why is he wearing a towel?

>>18299700
This is who Meltzer gave six billion shiny stars to. This is why you should never take any of Meltzer's opinions seriously.

>>18303447
you would think if you are going to do something dangerous with fire you would have someone close by with a fire extinguisher just in case
Indie shitters really are retarded

>>18301551
That was a working cinderblock

>>18302499
Finally where she belongs

>>18299326 (OP)
Fell on her ass and injured herself

>>18303447
As someone who's done firebreathing you have to be so shit at it to have this happen

>>18302344
holy FUCKK

DID HE DIE????

>>18301435
For the love of God someone please tell me that was a gimmicked block that he threw at his head

>>18303650
How new are you?

>>18299326 (OP)
How the fuck you miss the mark that bad?

>>18299359
Retard
>>18299355
Homosexual

>>18299326 (OP)
>>>/wsg/5914085
Top tier Santino kino

>>18299394
>lit a fart match

>>18303650
Sure, anon. It was a gimmicked block. If that makes you feel better.

>>18299555
>>18299445
>>18299394
Fire spots are so retarded

>>18299394
The bewildered cripple at the end is the cherry on top

>>18300498
Aren't these guys woried about blood related diseases?

>>18299349
>WE NEED TO GO BACK TO ALL REST HOLDS
way past your bedtime, gramps

>>18303841
>Aren't these guys woried about blood related diseases
>he thinks these idiots even know about such diseases

>>18303447
>why the "don't try this at home" disclaimers exist

>>18303841
don't worry bb I just got tested ;)

>>18302344
How? Really, fucking how?

>>18299537
HOLY DIMES

>>18303863
Technically the retards listened
They weren't at home when they tried all this dumb shit

>>18303756
It's such good shit pal

>>18303903
HOW DO YA LEARN TO FALL OFF A 20 FOOT LADDER????

>>18300775
>This one’s for you
Do I HAVE to choose one?

>>18302344
WHAT DOTH LIFE

>>18303344
He literally doesn't take any bumps.

you now remember the comfy atmosphere of Ice Ribbon at Korakuen Hall

>>18303445
kek

>>18303650
If you can't handle it cry baby don't watch it OR YOURE NEXT

>>18300491
>>18299394
WAIT THIS DUDE WHO GOT LIT ON FIRE IS THE SAME STUPID FUCK WHO RAN THE DUMB ASS OVER AT LIKE 40 MPH WITH THE CAR!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18300775
Isn't this just two fucking trannies?

>>18303849
fuckin smark

>>18302391
Not at all. This is the positive hot dog and a handshake post.

>>18303882
1. Don't lock your knees
2. Don't skip leg day

>>18301435
>>18301551
>>18301560
>>18303650
Don't worry the nigga that threw it died from COVID and the guy that got hit got some AEW bookings later

>>18306025
>the guy that got hit got some AEW bookings later
i hope he was careful, that place seems dangerous

>>18299349
All you need is 3 tall dudes doing alabama slams hard enough for ring to shake.
Flippy shitters will either retire or change styles

>>18299394
WWE Presents GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

>>18299537
Paul contract now

>>18299537
i love this

>>18299555
WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER YA KNOBHEADS?!

>>18300498
Without a doubt the most based shit I've ever seen

>>18306067
Same with all once-great music genres. You need at least 3 based acts to revitalize the whole thing. All the trash in the genres that can't compete will either copy or leave. But entertainers today can't even do that.

>>18303865
thanks babe, you're a sweetheart
now let's get down and dirty

>>18306173
According to Jun Kasai most deathmatch wrestlers are very polite and well mannered people. He has said that in his decades of working he has only met one shoot psychotic deathmatch wrestler, Wifebeater. According to Kasai the name Wifebeater wasn't a gimmick and that people were genuinely afraid of him. He was just an insane ex-Marine with a massive meth problem and a tendency to shoot attack people he thought were disrespecting him.

>>18299537
How come shitters like Jack Cartwheels and the pizza guy get opportunities and this guy doesn't?

>>18306227
Dimes,Dollars even

>>18306234
Promoters probably don't want to take a chance of the Jackson estate suing

>>18302499
Is that nig swole?

>>18306266
SHES GOT CROHN'S

>>18299537
well ya popped me

>>18303849
A well sold chin lock or arm wrench is infinitely more entertaining than two guys rushing each other, I hit you you hit me, roll to the outside and visibly wait to be dived on, still some how miss catching the guy diving, hold each others heads while they walk through the crowd together, I hit you you hit me back at ring side, climb the apron, I hit you you hit me on the apron, move onto the apron, back in the ring I hit you you hit me, guys take turns running into each others moves and being shocked at the two count, I hit you you hit me, I hit you you hit me, some shit off the top rope where they’re both clearly helping each other get into position for the spot, I hit you you hit me, more 2 count spam and then a finisher that is less impressive than half the shit they hit in the match and they still have it hit it twice in a row to get the three. And if they’re building a rematch I hit you you hit me into the back.

>>18299394
We need to start throwing disabled people off cliffs

>>18299326 (OP)
Anyone got any Kidd bandit matches?

>>18304569
This is grim but what makes it EVEN WORSE is that they're all sitting by themselves. Couldn't even rustle up one fucking person to go with them.

>>18304569
>on his phone not even paying attention
Grim

>>18306227
>According to Kasai the name Wifebeater wasn't a gimmick
That's just what his parents happened to name him? lol

>>18305527
its bloddy gay basterds being benchods who do not like the vagen (or bobs for that mater despite vagena nd bobb is all that matter)

>>18306647
No, it wasn't a gimmick as in when Kasai was working in CZW he stayed at Wifebeaters house and Wiferbeater would shoot beat his wife half to death in front of Kasai and then drag her to their bedroom and rape her while she was screaming.

>>18306306
why ?

>>18306636
>Waito untiru ze gaisu onu pea dabalu shi disu shitsu

>>18303756
listen to that crowd

>>18306746
Well how do you know that wasn't part of the gimmick?

>>18306800
nta but wikipedia says he was born in dallas so it makes sense

>>18299349
Go to bed Vince

>>18300491
why did he use so much lighter fluid

Here's a real gem that happened just a few days ago.

>hot dog and handshake thread
>no actual dogs
let's fix it

hot dog and handshake spot at the end

>>18307816
I see 2 utterly repulsive subhumans
And yes my monitor is on

>>18307816
sweet jesus

>>18308215
we should post shoot dog interferences

>>18308263
This is fucked up, what even is that thing? No man should be forced to do combat with such a beast.

>>18308235
kek

>>18308263
kek holy dimes

>>18307816
>TGW
Tranny Gay Wrestling?

>>18308294
>And yes my monitor is on
your glasses are off so you did not notice your monitor is off as well
>inb4 ura tranny
no, i am Sidhu. Aryan man, high caste, fucker of vaginas, traditional family man

>>18299537
JCW should sign this guy

Wrestling in the rain at night it's a hard sight to see.
Well i'm off just wanted to share some videos

>>18308406
bork
bork

>>18308215
Well at least they actually caught him

>>18300498
I miss old CZW

>>18307816
I doubt this promotion can afford the hot dogs to pay these retards.

>>18308406

>>18307816
>nobody in the audience gives a fuck
lmao imagine paying to see this fucking bullshit

>>18309445
Pure kino.

>>18302499
I was expecting her to shit herself

>>18309461
i have money to burn. i bought a golden bidet last year, it shoots water at mach 5.
not only is my asshole clean, it flushes my entire colon with the power it produces

>>18308215
That was fucking based

>>18309530
I'd judge someone less for spending their money on fentanyl than going to see actual tranny wrestling. Like you're probably less fucked up if you're buying the fentanyl desu.

>>18309445
Holy kino, and Psycho Clown is heading to the big E

>>18308215
>spot went off without a hitch
Surprising, in this thread I presumed it would be a splat

>>18308215
huge pop!!

>>18299578
>>18299578
>>18299578
>>18299578
Nope.

>>18299394
Me at the end

>>18302499
>put on the wrestling card equivalent of a BLM protest
>almost no one shows up and the few who do are all White
The ironing.

>>18303493
It's not a botch, but does anyone have a webm Brandi Rhodes doing the exact same spot to a bunch of Men in AEW and them selling it like she's 400 pounds?
It was so fucking cringe.

.

>>18308367
There's not anything traditional about pooping an innocent street sadhu

>>18308382
Let's be real here. JCW wrestlers are essentially either unsigned independent talent or signed to other promotions. Most of the wrestlers JCW hires and books are paid per show though most of them are loyal to the ICP and will even stay on the roster full time considering how JCW does their shows.

The shot...

>>18312686
and the chaser

>>18312694
well do dumb shit.

>>18312686
>>18312694
Imagine agreeing to let fucking John Wayne Murdoch sunset flip you off of a balcony, in a strip mall, for an audience of trannies, and when you are laying there saying you can't feel your limbs he says
>Just let me get my pin
As he flops you over and buries his sweaty crotch in your face and tells the ref to ignore you and count the pin. Then some retard runs up and whispers to you
>Hey buddy, don't worry about that hot dog and handshake. We got a whole sixer of coors for ya.

The best part is that second picture. The wife who looks completely broken and like she hasn't slept well in weeks. The real cherry on top is the smug expiration of self-satisfaction on his face that just radiates on aura of
>I am going to get SO much karma when I do my AMA on Wreddit.

>>18312945
kek

>>18300518
I made this gif over 10 years ago.

Feels nice that something I made lives on in some form.

>>18299537
Now that's a cool gimmick

>>18314841
Webm sauce?

>>18312686
>>18312694
How much medical debt is this dude in, do you think?
Also the retard doing the move should've gotten his ass beat backstage for the elbow to the only part of the body the crippled dude can move

>>18299537
I would unironically get a subscription to HBO max if AEW signed this MJnigga.

>>18306025
>Don't worry the nigga that threw it died from (((COVID)))
Fixed.

>>18312694
Didn’t she leave him?

>>18312686
my ass hurts like this sometimes just by sitting, it's over for me

>>18314841
nice jiggling bobs

>>18315178
the tard here is the crippled. agreeing to take bumps like that setting themselves on fire ruining their lives with deth matches in hs gyms and for what

>>18317797
If he'd just taken fat shit to the ground, which was apparently in the rules, he'd have won.

>>18317843
Reality was fat boy was an actual boxer and Bart was only an amateur, it was not a fair fight.

>>18317843
Nah, it would have been the same outcome no matter how polite Butterbean says it in the interviews. That dude was a freak. He hit like a truck with both hands and wasn't half as clumsy moves as he looks, he just didn't have to try hard with his reach to move anywhere

>>18299394
Lifes too short to betthe under?

Wtf is written on the cripples shirt?

>>18299537
That moonwalk ddt deserves more than just a hotdog

>>18299599
>>18306144
It's alright, the audience had it covered

>>18306007
3. the ring is made out of solid wood

>>18308215
>>18308235
>>18308263
Ngl doing moves like that in a shitty wallmart costume is kinda impressive

>>18317797
>Brawl for All injures several wrestlers
>makes a joke of your own wrestling matches by having "real fights" on the same show
>kills Steve Williams' mystique
>they deliberately bury the winner to punish him for winning
What a fine endeavor

>>18317797
Why was Butterbean shouting like he just beat someone good? Bart Gunn was an amateur bum, and Butterbean's screaming and posing.

>>18299537
dee dee teehee

>>18318734
Because that was just Butterbean's vibe back in the day. His old Toughman matches were great. Dude singlehandedly carried that entire promotion.

>>18315257
Yeah she did kek

>>18318191
>Life's too short to bet the under
It's Barstool Sports merch based on a quote from Dan Katz
Here is the Stool Sports episode going over the expression
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7tw2hz

>>18318894
why are western women like this

>>18302344
The ref is just like "damn that sucks"

>>18318996
Bro, if my wife decided to paralyze herself for a hotdog and a handshake I’d leave her ass too.

Why do all of these for a hotdog and a handshake?

>>18319113
Either huge marks, have a pain fetish or need an excuse to ask for drugs from a doctor

>>18306306
>Rovert is gonna hate this comment

>>18319093
thats fucked

>>18299349
this
Sick of all the cheap pops all the time. Back in the good days you either popped or you didn’t. Nowadays the most dimeless faggot can get a standing ovation for doing some goofy fucking dance

>>18314841
Who is this thot diva?

>>18300498
did he just break a fucking weedwacker over the guy's stomach

>>18299394
Love the guy trying to put him out with a water bottle

>>18299445
Talk about dishonest referee

>>18299578
Unironically there isn’t

>>18302344
This one’s kinda sad. Last I heard he was still trying to GoFundMe his surgeries. Moral of the story - NEVER LOCK YOUR KNEES

>>18319180
Unless you're in a maximum security holding cell awaiting trial for human trafficking and rape, of course.

>>18308215
>>18308235
>>18308263
>>18308406
who is this dog and why hasn't he been signed to a major american promotion yet

>>18308215
kek nice

The most fucked up thing about these webms is I haven’t seen half of them

>>18308294
Yes it is

>>18309445
Actually kino

>>18305523
That's JJ Allin. You put some respect on his name kid

>>18319160
No, the weedwhacker is fine. This is the aftermath if you are curious.

That one joke arena in a wrestling video game

>>18319247
Anyone have story? surely he's walking with a limp at minimum

>>18320899
https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/jimmy-jacobs-reflects-top-rope-powerbomb-incident-roh-show-once-i-saw-tape-i-was-oh-my-god-i-almost/

>>18318734
Still knocked someone out in Wrestlemania

>>18319415
Fuck you nigger no one gives a fuck about this hill hack trailer dweller.

>>18318734
Knocking out a fool is still a fun rush even if he's a bum.

>>18322538
>The spot was done again the next time Jacobs and B.J. Whitmer had a singles match.
kek fucking retards
what's with these people doing the exact moves that nearly killed them the first chance they get?

>>18317797
>Butterbean is perfectly willing to take a dive if they want to pay the extra fee to have him make their guy look good
>They say no, just batter him for real.
That really was a punishment. For doing exactly what he was supposed to do in Brawl for All, fight for real.

I have yet to see a hotdog or a handshake being given

>>18319214
It says in the filename >>18308215 Wisin the mexican dog or Wisin el perro luchador

>>18317797
The epitome of a "humilation ritual"

>>18324036

>>18324132
That's a hamburger

>>18324132
He must have really drew a big house to get a sandwich that good.

>>18312686
>>18315178
>>18316264
Hipster/sybarite/urbanite boomers (first gen ever to be raised since birth by Jew TV) taught these retards and many others to "chase your dreams, no matter what struggles and consequences, regardless of your talent or work ethic or advantage"

>>18324231
kek

>>18324318
i mean for a good cause in a safe rewarding environment sure. but these tards are killing themsleves for nothing

>>18320899
Surprisingly, Jacobs survived that bump

>>18317797
bart doesnt even try to protect his head. this looks fake as fuck. why did he step into butterball with his guard down?

>>18302499
I want to h8 f*ck this n*gger b*tches b*tt hole

>>18299349
I too hope that AEW dies.