Thread 18302171

Collision Takes Center Stage As AEW’s Chicago Residency Continues!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, IL
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>The Gunns vs. Gates Of Agony vs. CRU vs. Big Bill & Bryan Keith in a 4-Way $200k Tag
>ROH World Champion Bandido, Jetspeed, & Mascara Dorada vs. Don Callis Family
>We'll Hear From New TNT Champion Dustin Rhodes
>Rush vs. Katsuyori Shibata
>Megan Bayne vs. Tay Melo
>Ricochet vs. AR Fox
>Taya Valkyrie vs. Alex Windsor
>Who Can Survive The Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge
>And More!

Phil lost.

>>18302171 (OP)
I LOVE AEW

great show already

Why can’t tony rent out 2590 venues anymore why is Kosha Jeff Jarrett and Sonjay dutt so lazy

>>18302171 (OP)
>20 posts early
>skips gamethreads from 1 to 3 to 5 etc
This is embarrassing

Alex Windsor def. Taya Valkyrie
Ricochet def. AR Fox
Megan Bayne def. Tay Melo
Gates Of Agony wins 4way
Kyle O’Reilly def. Max Caster
RUSH def. Katsuyori Shibata
Bandido, Mascara Dorada, & JetSpeed win

Hell yeah Collisionchads, looks based.

AEWtrannies, you just lost your strongest soldier. How are these threads going to survive without that guy samefagging and reporting everyone? Lol its over

>>18302198
the ECW bingo hall only packed like 500 people and it was excellent

oh it's cabana lmao

>>18302202
I thought there was only one AEW fan here though? Isn't that what you say in those threads that you make over and over, every day? Your story doesn't add up, fatso.

>>18302207
shoot thought it was Ricavone for a second

>>18302202
We already said all they have to do is apologize for their horrible behavior lately. They refuse too. Like petulant children. Just say,
>"I'm sorry, WWE is the best, we are the worst and Hulk Hogan is no longer banned from AEW."

Simple!

>>18302205
They could easily move 2500 tickets why the hell is Sonjay and Jeff so lazy one more year and who should tony hire as a vice president

>>18302202
So by your logic there should be no more posts ITT right. Since he is the only one ?

The thread really grinded to a halt after that guy got banned lmfao

>>18302233
wwe is trash go suck start a shotgun

>>18302233
WWE hasn't been good since Benoit murdered his family, AEW has been consistently better than it at every point since its creation.

>>18302200
thanks for the heads up!!!
doesn't GCW have an actual LIVE ppv going on rn?
we all should watch that instead

Guys how are people still watching the show & posting ITT when rovert the dingular AEW fan of /pw/ is now banned and cant post?
How are there people still posting ITT then?

>>18302238
I thought “singular AEW fan” was just a meme kek it really is just that same nigga spamming

>>18302200
I'm gonna be honest
I do NOT see the appeal of Kyle O’Reilly

This show would be better with Buddy on commentary.

I really dont any beef with any of you now that the faggot is banned. Sorry that you were collateral damage and enjoy your show

>>18302238
yeah no it really didn't at all

>>18302246
Imagine being Nick Wayne and knowing your gimmick is that everyone wants to fuck your mom

>>18302246
look at those full milkers

>>18302255
KOR is just lucky he's had Adam Cole dragging him around his whole career

I like that Fox's character is basically him being in disbelief that he's a face.

>>18302258
he gives AEW fans such a bad name

based Ricochet the Lighskin Kingpin

Don't like this venue, looks cheap and plastic

>rovert gets banned
>thread dies
not gonna lie but is a fag but he was right, now we can enjoy collision in peace, already filtered the spoiler spammer

>>18302213
>>18302236
>>18302252
Nobody can answe this

>>18302245
pretty much everyone is saying this
>>18302255
autism diversity hire

This is pretty forgettable
Is this how the average AEW fan spends their Saturday night?

>>18302277
GMS

>>18302246
Seriously how is Nick Wayne okay with this? Most people would be so uncomfortable. His mom's fat tits are just behind him

>>18302258
kek you think I got banned?
Posts deleted, no Warning
You lost again fagtits :)

>>18302200
Give me your address, so I can slice your throat

>>18302277
nobody said schizos had to be consistent, I've watched him change on a dime many times

>>18302281
Taped Collisions aren't as exciting as live

>>18302272
you see the archive link? he talks to himself really cringe

>>18302286
>fight forever clap clap clap clap clap

ar fox figuring out new ways to implement offense but it wasnt enough

>spammed 9000 reports to the Mods
>still couldnt get me b&
And I never gave him a (You)

>>18302283
he was breastfed until he was 17, is why he's so tall

>>18302286
Care to explain why you were responding each of your posts multiple times?

Colt sounds like a slightly manlier Ian Rickabonnie

CHOKE ME MOMMY MARINA

ok so I guess the Death Riders aren't over then

>>18302305
He actually talks to himself lmfao

based Marina getting revenge for Cuck Man

colt is getting fat

>>18302305
I raped your mind
I own you :)

this beatdown wasn't scheduled, Tony just didn't like the way Colt sounded on commentary

Marina was hanging out with noted WWE reject Ronda Rousey. She's a fucking traitor and shouldn't be on TV because shes probably going to the fed.

>>18302324
lol

CM Punk enjoyed that segment

>>18302324
TY TONEDOG

Mox looking jacked as fuck, love that hardcore nigga

They're going for the cheap heat and attacking Colt in Chicago. Problem is no one gives a FUCK about Cabana.

>>18302255
Roddy was the only one I liked in that group. He was a good wrestler 20 years ago too

>>18302325
Ronda worked a RoH show for Tony you idiot

>>18302323
>he unironically called himself "based puppetmaster anon pulling the strings"

ayo that's that nigga that tapped out

>>18302325
They were friends from MMA before they ever started wrestling

>>18302341
Strong was the prototypical vanilla midget
O'Reilly and Fish were a based tag team with a great theme song

>>18302350
No, they fucking werent.

Sup fellas just tuned in what did I miss?

Listening to Cornette's review of the main event of All In and says it was was too violent. IT'S A FUCKING TEXAS DEATH MATCH YOU DUMB BOOMER FAGGOT LMAO

>>18302357
They were. They unironically called themselves the four horseman of mma kek

Stat lookin SEX

>>18302343
No, she didnt. Why are you lying?

>>18302364
Jim likes Buddy so I can’t say anything bad about him.

>>18302353
Roberto Piscado was a rare TK fumble

>>18302362
colt cabana was just murdered

>>18302364
Did he shit on the show or say some nice things?

>>18302357
Yes
They were

Tatts Badlander

Kek gotta love the Yutester, you just gotta

>>18302364
>Listening to Cornette
Kill yourself

Megan Bayne owes me sex, simple as

>>18302367
shut up retard

>>18302364
Why does CornCHAD make you guys seethe so much?

>>18302367
Ronda rousey has wrestled a match in TK owned ROH ya dummy
Google it

>>18302374
Hopefully they put that shit on YouTube later, I miss that fatso

>>18302376
He congratulated AEW for having big crowd. Said the stadium looked great. Said show was too long for his old ass. Refused to put over the 3 main events because the letter of the show read AEW instead of WWE

>>18302397
>>18302394
>>18302387
>>18302378
Nope not true your wrong.

The wall knows no mercy

Cornettes promotion smokey mountain couldn't even draw a crowd this big let alone what aew did for all in

>bitchtita still seething he couldnt get me b&
COMMON bitchtits L

>>18302400
>Said show was too long
He's not wrong

Tay looks better with blonde hair
Where's Penelope btw?

>>18302406
have sex

>>18302364
>Listening to Cornette

>>18302406
He's going to spam report your post now for saying his full name

Ronda rousey is so fucking hot. Unironically the hottest wrestler girl to me

>>18302412
having sex with me

>>18302411
fuck you it should have been twice as long

>>18302412
Everyone is banned from ringside

I want Megan to grip me by my balls and lift me up for a powerbomb

I think that, Ryback should be on AEW.

>>18302438
>even Ryback has a gf

>>18302438
Sir.

Good morning

These is your typical AEW fan

>>18302438
fuck off Ryan, you're like a dimelesser Oldberg

>>18302400
>show was too long
It should have been longer

I wish more people made fun of Janela instead of Buddy.

tell me about bayne

>>18302438
fuck off crybitch we want chase

>>18302438
We don't want him.

Welp. It happened again.

Paid bots.

>>18302462
She is a real life goddess

>>18302452
Good morning, sirs.

>>18302476
different than a real life angel
it's important to make the distinction

>>18302462
lotta loyalty for a hired gun

>>18302419
so what? It does nothing.
The post gets deleted but you dont get banned. I'm still posting away as normal
He is completely impotent & ineffective LMFAO

Aewbros, Give it to me straight

WHY CANT WE GET MORE VIEWERS I FUCKING HATE THIS I HATE HOW PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF AEW WHY

>Hangman killing Yuta
BASED

If only Kamille wasn't a retard

Hangman should kill Yuta, like legit beat him near death

>>18302476
I would stick my entire head in her asshole and lick the walls of her intestines clean

Hahahahahahah just saw this

>>18302489
If you removed the thong would she die?

the candian destroyer needs to be banned from wrestling

>>18302513
kek based boomer posting funny wrestling memes he sees on facebook and sharing them with us

>>18302505
yeah it's unfortunate. She was also not nearly in the same shape as she was a few years back by the end of her time in TNA

>>18302513
>>18302438
>>18302345

Don't post fed wrestlers in our thread Bro

>>18302514
It would be extremely sensual...

I wish megan bayne would death ride me

>>18302513
>school memes
sup kiddo

>>18302496
WWE has tricked normies into thinking that modern wrestling is all about 20-minute promos and singing along to meme songs. NPC's wouldn't be able to understand sicko booking.

>>18302514
with my teeth? it would be extremely painful

Liger in the audience loved the match

im once again asking for a return of the ringside don callis lookalikes

>>18302532
Better than 20 min heartless bangers.

>>18302246
MOTHER TITS

darius bro your hairline...

>Hangman vs. Yuta
Dimeless, heatless match
Tony can't book for his life

>>18302513
I guarantee this meme pops a huge rating in Dubai and Canada

nyc rat man bros......

>>18302521
I have a 32yo friend who keeps sending me school-related memes on Instagram
Some are funny but, I wish he could stop doing that.

>>18302550
I know buddy isn’t on tv but Leila makes it worthwhile.

I don't want to come across as a dronie piling on, but this venue really does suck. It just looks like they're wrestling in front of a sketch comedy show set piece.

>>18302550
>Meanwhile on Scorpio's head
>"THIS IS THE WORST STABLE I'VE EVER BEEN IT!"

>>18302546
my man got hit with the derrick white hairline

>>18302555
All my frens are on /peedub/. I wish I could get random (You)s throughout the day.

What are we eating during Collision? I got some Popeyes.

>>18302513
I'm so glad I got my Bachelor's Degree and can't relate to school memes anymore

Nikola Michal Bogojević is ALL ELITE

>MxM
fuck yeah nigga

>>18302581
where do you get these pics from? do you have to unironically follow all their instas?

>>18302563
It really do be looking like a fancy Taco Bell.

>>18302128 oof

This slag needs titty implants. Holy shit, what is Will thinking

bruv my wife's son is rooting for the missus

>>18302581
have a (You) just because she doesn't have a penis
>>18302584
Elio's pepperoni pizza and frozen jalapeno poppers

>jobbing BASED Taya for this brit shitter nobody knows
not fair
bet Deonna will job next week

SLAG

It just hit me that all British women are just a different version of Jamie Hayter

>>18302599
>Saggy tits
>Tattoos
>Black son
At least her face is decent. The rest is grim.

>>18302599
flat lives matter

>>18302592
I just save them from /peedub/

>>18302608
I'm not mad as long as they make it a 2 out of 3 series

>>18302612
innit

>>18302584
I love Popeyes but it is ridiculously overpriced.

>>18302612
Pretty much. Alex and Jamie would make a great duo in AEW. They had a very solid match not terribly long ago.

Taya is awful

>Athena finally showing up weekly
Thank you Tony

ATHENA
ELITE
WRESTLING

Athena does absolutely nothing for me.

Im sure TK liked this venue because it would be easy to make it look different by dimming the lights, I don't mind it, not my favorite small venue but not the worst

athena is sex

>>18302645
I think her contract expires soon or something

Athena is mega based

>>18302612
Not all of them.

>>18302645
>>18302649
>>18302650
Black Becky. Blecky, even.

>giga pop for Toni
well deserved too

>Balcony bitch
Damn all her bars are fucking kino

Toni doesn't have an English accent, she unironically speaks with an American accent

based whore shamer Athena

shine my shoe on your CUNT
>Billie vs Toni
neat

kek why did Tony keep this bitch buried in ROH

>>18302637
ahahahahhahaha
u lose again bitchtits ;)

I'm still laughing at Rovert getting murked like a bitch having convos with himself

>>18302649
I want to see her shithole.

Lmao

>Athena keeps a poor white trash woman as a pet
She's so over with me

>Tonti
What?

>when she reaches puberty
perish the thought

THE ONLY BALCONY BITCH IN THE BUSINESS

i dont like toni

>>18302670
It's a little of both, it's a vintage transatlantic accent

BILLIE BROS

WE EATIN (AT THE TRAILER PARK)

>Billie Starkz has not hit puberty yet
some of you are going to jail

TONI :D

oh shit it's the 5 TOOL PLAYER strap the rocket to him he's ready!

>stops chasing to aura farm on the balcony

Toni Storm is unironically my favorite AEW wrestler.

>>18302677
hey if AEW only has one fan and he's that fan and you got him b& then who are all these anons watching and enjoying Collision ITT rn?

These balcony bitches are over with me, lads.

>Going to be very funny when 59 posts just vanish out of this thread all of a sudden

https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18299500/#q18301753

Rovert was right, he got murked and 59 posts vanished KWAB

the 5 tool playa laying out some harsh truths towards daddy ass

I'm actually getting invested in this storyline

Bowens is inching closer to go away heat with me

>>18302710
Mox is a lucky man (and a hardcore ace)

>slump buster
Op's mum got a match again lmao

>The reason you're suckig is because you have sex with men!
Jeez Billy is that even relevant?

>>18302693
Can you point to Transatlantia on a map, then? Nobody in England ever spoke like that, it's a purely American affect put on by upper class Yankees and preserved by it's inclusion in Hollywood pictures of the time

>>18302712
>5 tool playa
Does this mean he can pleasure 5 dicks at the same time?

>>18302715
he doesn't have a certificate like Caster, blud was doomed from the start

>>18302696
Ah shit

where are the spiky coats...?

>no red spike puffy jackets
BOOOOOOOOOOOO it's like they don't want to get over

Anyone else been randomly thinking/saying WINDSAAAAAAAAA the last week or so?

>>18302712
>>18302714
>>18302715
I think he and Max will do an Austin/Bret double heel/face turn with their next match. Bowens doesn't work as a vanilla face and Max is too over to keep heel. So either that or they just go back to being The Acclaimed.

>>18302711
Nobody gives a single shit, fuck off

somebody should do a Mr. Bussy gimmick

>>18302709
a GREAT question there Anon

>>18302715
He's had heat with me ever since he turned down this beaut

We're not truly back until Jay White returns and we get the full Bullet Club Gold

>>18302741
Legit prettiest woman i have ever seen

>>18302728
>>18302729
Nintendo send them a C&D

Crubros we got this

>>18302741
>Jericho leaves
>Big Bill and Bad Apple lose all momentum
this is what happens when you don't sit under The Learning Tree

Big Bill and Keith should dethrone the Hurt Syndicate.

>>18302768
not out of the question tbqh

I miss Labubu juice robinson

>>18302767
I think she looks a lil like Ana de Armas

>>18302780
I'm sorry Keith but that Wild Wild West shit was never gonna get over.

>>18302780
This but with Brian Cage instead of Keith

>>18302711
The difference is we also think rovert is a faggot, bt

>looks like bitchtits ALSO got murked
KWAB

Insane how Bill is still over despite all the booking whoreshit he's been thru

Alex Windsor is officially ALL ELITE

>>18302808
I hope won day BT can take his meds and end his beef with AEW. I think it would lower his blood pressure and do him some good.

>>18302808
this is all that I ask, just ban anyone who starts bringing up any of those names involved in that gay shit. Just please make it all stop. It's so beyond fucking retarded at this point.

>>18302821
based jannies save the day

>>18302821
Containment boards are always badly moderated

>>18302723
It's not a true American accent buddy, sorry to break it to you

BIG BILL RUNNING WILD

>>18302821
It's really sad that the same 2 no-life-having faggots constantly argue with each other every fucking day for like a decade now

>>18302826
but anon, every board is a containment board

this bill guy is pretty big

>>18302811

He's the only non-manlet on the AEW roster with a dimes look and he should be featured on Dynamite more often.

>>18302821
Or at the very least bring back filters. Replacing the names with something stupid will atleast some humor to it if not get them to fuck off.
Plus I want ding-dong diddly back.

>>18302832
what if I told you those two faggots are actually one guy arguing with himself

OH SHIT, BIG BILL IS DEAD!

Rip knee

damn, so colton got hurt from a bad landing?

>>18302723
>>18302827
It's a 50's thespian accent ya dingbats, it sounds British because she's annunciation. Now shut up and watch the show.

good sell on that pounce by bill, very selfless of him

>>18302836
FINNA

GO
FIND
YOURSELF

>>18302846
I'll do whatever I want, you fag

The Gays of Agony will never draw a dime. Sorry sickos.

LET'S GO MAX

LETS
GO
MAX
YOURE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
A-LIVE!

LET'S GO MAX YOU'RE THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE!

unironically this is consistently the best recurring segment on any wrestling show right now

>>18302827
Every person who has ever spoken like that was either born in or lived in America
>>18302846
It doesn't sound British, nowhere in Britain do they speak like that

LETS
GO
MAX
YOU'RE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
A
LIVE

This ring announcer chick has some meaty thighs

Max turned chicken shit into chicken salad. Real testament to his talent

I'm a Maxamaniac

Max is 100x more over than this downsy looking faggot lmao

>KoR is gonna tool on Max
fucking based, Kyle's a beast

>>18302876
I keep saying this, the certificate is doing lots of the heavy lifting

>>18302876
Everyone knows he was behind all of the success that The Acclaimed ever had.

MY BOY KYLE

>>18302875
lmaoooooo

>>18302873
but her arm meat is lacking

Caster will always be my boy. Hope this is a Stardust arc for him and discovers himself as a Sami Zayne/Mick Foley babyface.

>>18302878
I legit thought ue was gonna say
>all you Mexicans

max should win this one fr
LET'S GO MAX

this nigga needs to lay off the cupping

>>18302876
>ok your new gimmick is you're gonna get squashed every week
>ok *gets over*
that's talent

lmao

NEW THREAD
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>>18302907
>>18302907

>>18302861
Gates of Agony? Gates of Tonga sounds better

humiliation ritual

>>18302911
it takes like real dedication in committing at playing the fool and Max embraced it fully

Me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach 300

>>18302869
>Every person who has ever spoken like that was either born in or lived in America
It's still a fake accent that copies "British features"
No one naturally spoke like that in America, they went out of their way to copy English accents
I don't even know what we are arguing about at this point, I think we agree that it's a fake accent at the end of the day

>hologram and ishii
that's the fucking team right there

>>18302916
Blah blah blah, I'm not getting out of this thread (until bump limit)

>>18302938
HOLO-PITBULL

I WILL be watching the new Naked Gun because I'm an unabashed fanboy

Juice is already growing out his facial hair again lol

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuush

>>18302970
Get the heeeeeeeeerns

>>18302957
Women with 80s look are my weakness

>>18302986
That was '94 thoughbeit

>>18302967
he knows he fucked up

GET THE HEARNS BITCH

300

>>18302986
Check out Momma Wayne

TRANQUILO

>>18303013
She should appear in every episode

>>18302992
almost the same thing

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