Thread 18308924

Tank Top Edition:

One of the best KCTV episodes in a long time. The link is below.
IYO will face Rhea and Naomi in a triple threat match for the world title at SummerSlam.
IYO and Rhea are teaming together on house shows. Will they become an actual team on Raw?
The Kabuki Warriors continue their feud with the Judgment Day.
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Giulia was seen with Kiana James on SmackDown. The start of a new faction?
Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion.
Sareee will be part of Stardom's 5STAR Grand Prix.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls and having Iwata lose again.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine, they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Sareee, Chi Chi & Miku Kanae vs Saya Kamitani, Momo Watanabe & Konami. Stardom, July 24th
>IYO SKY vs Rhea Ripley vs Naomi (c) for the Women's World Championship. SummerSlam, August 2nd or 3rd

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

KanaChan in a tank top talking about wrestling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEjzttHkEf0

Previous: >>18291439

>>18308924 (OP)
MILF of the 21st Century Edition

>>18308938
very true

>>18308962
Everybody says this!!!

I'm booking the territory in my head and we're drawing huge numbers.

was there anything announced for Raw yet?

another 70 posts deleted from the last thread, it went back down to 240 posts

Those bare arms and shoulders of Kanachan worked me into a real shoot here, brother!

>>18309096
she looks great

>>18309207
Why hasn't this porker been fired yet?

>>18309087
Wheels got murked again I'm afraid

>>18309221
she's used for Evolve a lot so they must trust her to see if those people can work the NXT/WWE style. Not a bad gig because otherwise I don't see how else she'd still be around

>>18309108
she had her daily fresh shota cum-mask

>>18309293
chomo

most of the nuked posts in the last thread were legitimate posts, btw. meaning wheely boy is a normal kabuki poster

>>18309293
get out

>>18309342
Kek most of the thread is probably him samepigging then.

>>18309342
He's an obese 57 year old cripple freak who posts about pro wrestling across multiple platforms everyday of his miserable life. It's only natural that some of his posts would be genuine and not just trolling for attention.

>>18308924 (OP)
I would shoot so much cum in this bitch's mouth it would look like her teeth are melting

>>18309376
you are indian

>>18309360
>everyone i disagree with is pigwheels
is he in the thread with us, anon?

don't start this shit again

>>18309378
Nah u are and it's why the thought of Asuka gargling my liquid kids make you seethe

reminder that matches are about heart, not muh flips and dives

>>18308924 (OP)
>oh, it felt so good
She's talking about bbc

>>18309437
Sounds like cope from a shitter with no 5 star matches.

What a good booking sim for me to play out my power fantasies?

>>18309456
I sure hope this a sarcastic post

>>18309437
Why can't she lift others up without tearing others down? This was clearly a shot at The YOung Bucks and Will Osprey. No one even remebers the last time she had a good match.

>>18309594
>This was clearly a shot at The YOung Bucks and Will Osprey
0% chance she even watched that slop

>>18308924 (OP)
>Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion.
>Sareee will be part of Stardom's 5STAR Grand Prix.

>>18309450
You'll finna know it!

>>18309681
nah

>>18308924 (OP)
lol
eye catching pic there OP

>>18308924 (OP)
>>18309944
new Asuker beej face dropped

>>18310051
been gooning to it since the thread began

>>18309998
Wasn't she dressing like that dude on Raw for a while there.
When she came back with the gimmick change in early 2023

>>18310105
when she was a heel

>>18308924 (OP)
Did she went away 1 year for a rejuvenation treatment? She looks 25-30

>>18310298
make up and filters. She looks like your average haggard old obasan without any of the slop.

Kabuki kool

Heel Kabuki vs Iyo and Rhea. Do it Paul you pussy.

>>18309728
ur a fkn faggot. I've seen your trip on nasty posts about Kairi. fuck this cesspit

>>18310298
She's amazing

>>18309681
kek which pathetic twitter tranny that'll be outed as a sex offender like jumbo quincy posted that?

>>18310626
Im Black. Of course I wanna see Asuka worship the mahogany mamba

>>18310848
go be black somewhere else

>>18310856
Nah I like it in here

>>18310972
Nah stop getting your ash all over the posts

>>18310983
Why are you so racist? This thread was built for guys like me since Asuka has admitted to loving Black men.

>>18311006
There's nothing racist about finding blacks disgusting and unpleasant to be around

>>18310626
sorry for saying fuck this cesspit, boys
this Kostas faggot seems like a degenerate tourist

>Somebody impersonating Kostas Gangster doing more BBC shitposting in our thread (some of which was already deleted earlier btw, so he has come back to repost it)
Why can't you just leave this, thread alone you sad obsessed cunt. You've been at this since Friday now, trying to totally derail and shit up this thread.
>>18311139
you were on the right track yes

>>18311267
This isn't your personal blog. He's welcome to post here. We are not racists here!

>>18311282
Yes we are

>>18311289
No, we aren't. Don't start that shit.

>>18311322
Yes. We are.

>>18311289
>>18311391

just barrel on through fellas
don't sell a lick for 'em

>>18310465
It would be madness to try and turn Kairi hard heel against Iyo, after after she just kissed her on TV like 2-3 weeks ago out of pure joy when she helped her win a match.

>>18311391
No, we aren't. We are not racist. If Asuka had a black boyfriend, we would all support her.

Don't give him any (You)s
Just post around him as normal and ignore him

>>18311616
We would support her ending his ashy life

>>18311683
Stop replying to him
Ignore him and he'll go away
All he wants is attention.

>>18310337
[Respectfully]

>>18311539
This is the dime drawing business. If Kabuki wants to draw they need to go heel and fight Rhea and Iyo.

>>18311681
It's just you and me in here. Don't try to play me like some kind of sucker. We don't move that fast and we don't hate black people here. You can just not post in here if you're gonna be a racist.

this is a no nigeru zone

>>18311755
How do you convincingly sell that Kairi for some reason hates her best friend in the world now? It would have to be a hell of a big heat angle. I'm not sure any audience could buy "Kairi hates Iyo now"
With how comecially ineffective she often is as a heel (She's trying her best!) Kairi is miscast as a heel often. She is a natural babyface

>>18311774
Asuka is for everyone. She would cringe at you for being racist.

>>18311871
No one cares about Kairi, fag. She's just a puppy that follows Asuka around. They're jealous of Iyo's accolades and new friendship with Rhea and now they want to beat her up. Boom. Pro wrestling 101.

>>18311905
Nah.

>>18311905
YOU'LL FINNA KNOW IT!!!

>>18312109
Look how smug she is. You just know...

>>18312135
>whry soo stinkry?

>>18312151
kek she do be lookin' like she thinkin' dis tho

>>18312135
Asuka..... BLACKED

>>18312135
Kek she likes him

>>18312151
True

>>18309473
TEW
EWR

>>18311928
Other way round...Asuka followed Kairi to Damage CTRL. Then she came out to rescue her a couple of weeks ago, even though Kairi had the situation well under control. We all know Kairi is in the driver's seat here.

>>18312135
The Empress of Africa

>>18305729
Here u go bro

>>18312480
I guess you could say BRACKED

>>18312701
fk yea

nipsuka

>>18309207
thicc bish
>>18309271
>>18309221
I fear she may not be long for that company based on how savagely they cost cut people and looking at where she is in the system after being there since about 2018 I think ?
Unless she's good at being a more player/coach role to help people with 0 experience wrestling like NILs etc

>>18312135
>tfw it's a foot long

>>18309385
Lice/Piojo went into a multiple threads rampage of schizo posting until he was given a vacation.

Again...

Pro Wrestling is a sacred sport

Asuka is for everyone

>>18312730
>>18312740
>>18312748
The only worthwhile moment the horse was involved in.

>>18310337
yes that's the one
when she was doing a whole /fa/ thing

Jerry Fish

>>18312958
NO SHE ISN'T

Jiri Sakana

really set off the ashy ape

>>18311289
Did Kana cast an absentee ballot for the Sanseito candidate in her prefecture?

>>18313061
True. She's only for Kairi.

>>18313084
I mean............

>>18311500
I always wonder if there is any digital scan for this picture

>>18313096

>>18313127
It surely would have surfaced by now if it exists.
You'd imagine.

>>18313211
I kinda feel bad Kairi is stuck with Asuka again. She was getting her first real singles push on the main roster. We need Asuka to turn heel on her so we can get a Kabuki blood feud.

>>18313216
Yeah, Kabuki warriors 3.0 is kinda the least creatively interesting route they could have ogne with them, more lazy HHH booking. Look at Iyo. now Giulia, he's done putting his best foot forward on keeping his acts/champions relevant/spotlighted on the show.
I've been advoctaing for the split/feud angle as well too as it would be so much more interesting to watch as a viewer than them going back to Tag Team purgatory, let's be honest.

>>18313284
he's *not putting his best foot forward

Kairi's singles push wasn't going to go anywhere until Potato Playtime with the IC title was done

Kairi's singles push didn't even exist.

Iyo is a nice catholic girl!

Kairi is a born-again Christian!

>>18313473
I seem to recall she made it to 3-0 in singles matches at one point?

>>18314111
I think it was actually 4-0

>>18314111
>>18314133
Kairi was winning but it wasn't leading to anything important

>>18314133
even more based

Am I crazy for thinking WWE should let go all of their male talent and transform into a joshi fed?

>>18315064
yes

Asuka comments on Summerslam being 2 nights this year [Subbed]
https://twitter.com/NeitroV/status/1946576300862583143/

>>18315725
I hope she's on the show even if it's a number one contenders match for the tag titles.

>>18317118
>mfw I see the revolting blob that is sally. What an absolutely disgusting joshi!

>>18308924 (OP)
What a mark

>>18308924 (OP)
Does Asuka even work out anymore? You can literally see her jelly rolls through her catsuit she wears. I can't believe Haitch didn't make her hit the gym.

>>18317488
She doesn't care how many times she loses, or what she wears, or how she is fat, and what the fans think/want.True Granny

>>18317581
calm down

>>18308924 (OP)
what a MILF

>>18317860
What are you saying, grandson? Oh oh oh...Wait!? I hear another black child crying in the sandbox, I have to help her. HELP IS ON THE WAY!!!...I'm flying, my melon! (***Limping)

>>18317870
many are saying this
>>18318066
only a retard schizo says this

>>18313597
>>18313619
Top girl shit right here. Is Asuka a lady of faith as well?

>>18317581
>>18318066
Why do you type like a person who's had a severe brain injury?

>>18310337
>>18313038
Post Asuka's high fashion $6,000 shirts

>>18318066
>>18317581
Why do you type like a person who's had a severe brain injury?

>>18313216
>>18313284
Asuka seems to have her own plans for Kairi......

>>18315725
>Thinks 2 days means there will mean more Women's matches on the cards
LMAO
I admire her optimism tho.
Cannot trust that booker

>>18318607
>I admire her optimism tho.
I admire her oppai, myself

>>18311500
I think I have the pic/magazine.

>>18318667
many cases of this

>>18318569
Asuka's my husband was murdered and I took over the local Tokyo Yakuza chapter mommy phase.

>>18318569
>>18318769
*Osaka Yazuka chapter

>>18318597
>I would like to do it with Kairi-chan
O_o
what does she mean by this

>>18318838
She wants to put Kairi over.

>>18309456
This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

>>18318937
Hopefully she gets the chance to. If that singles match never happens between them at least once before Asuka finishes up, that's a total dropped ball by WWE

>>18312663
Kairi looks drunk/high af in this picture.

>>18319044
likely hungover, that was the KCTV vid the day after the last time they won the Tag titles, and you can see a bit in this video as well from the night of them winning, where they were drinking /partying backstage to celebrate after;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLWRyMtC0iw
While Asuka looks fresh as hell still, making poor hunger Kairi drive lol

>>18319114
making poor *hungover Kairi drive

>>18319028
get back in your silo

>>18318667
>>18313111
>>18311683
You think she has a big bush?

>>18319204
for sure she got that big ol 70s boomer bush

>>18309456
>no sells the canadian destroyer
>has time to do le action pose before hitting the elbow
>bulbasaur misses the kick even
>oversells the last fall like a videogame character that ran out of mana
this is the kind of stuff that makes me embarassed of admiting I watch wreslting

>>18319421
It was the greatest tag team match in the history of US wrestling, bub. This is what hard hitting action packed pro wrestling looks like. Sorry there wasn't any boring shit like headlocks and wristlocks.

>>18318768
This is somebody's mother

This is not an AEW discussion thread.
Fuck off trying to derail it with off topic shit.
This thread is for discussion of Asuka/Kairi/Iyo/etc per the OP.

>>18319452
Who the fuck do you think you are faggot?

>>18318597
I would also like to see her do it with Kaeri-chan......

>>18319035
We need Kairi vs Iyo too. The friendly shitposting between /iyo/ and /arrrr/ would be fun.

>>18318712
oh shit really?
scan it for us bro
you'd be legend

>>18319186
The schizo is back

Who's that /Kabuki/mon ?

>>18320696
WE'RE SO BACK!!
/KABUKI/ KLUB LIVES IRL

>>18320818
Same old shit

>>18320818
Vaquer confronting IYO would mean more if they didn't do the stupid ass title change

>>18320696
>>18320818
oh shit!
I'm not able to watch live tonight, what's goin on with /ourgals/ ?

Were they teasing Asuka vs IYO?

>>18321159
No.

>>18321144
Nothing.

Gotta love the Skyster
https://x.com/KotasIdiots/status/1947464505379762256

>>18321298
stop spamming this shit

>>18321298
Based

There's an Iyobro in attendance at the show tonight who posted this, from the Main Event taping prior to Raw.
Looks like Kairi will be having a singles match on the next episode released of it. Managed by Asuka the Hot

>>18321446
did Kairi win?

>>18320818
>[Sexual implications]

>>18321713
Haven't seen the result posted up anywhere yet. He's posting on here rn so if you see him post in the other threads just ask him I guess.

>>18321446
It's LSUGOD. I just watched him get dapped up by iyo on tv

should have just kept the title on IYO

>>18308924 (OP)
>>18301991

/[ That's [Inappropriate] Xia. ]

(( [ |: I'm Aware of Who It Summoned. |:| ] ))

Test
Is the board not working right for anyone else right now?
Getting connection errors on posts

>>18323002
seems fine right now

Was that tiny mustached punk bothering them on Raw again tonight

Kairi won on Main Event
https://x.com/nickdalorian/status/1947503665272455353

also, Kairi's new profile pic on her social media accounts

>>18323391
>>18323411
[Based news]
is 4chan back?
it went a bit fucky there for a while

>>18323391
the Insane Elbow finish courtesy of the Iyochad who was in attendance there tonight

>>18323493
Kairi does the best elbow drop in the business today

>>18323416
What the fuck is this? It's insanely sexual.

>>18323588
Summerslam 2023(?) hype vignette I think
>It's insanely sexual.
Yes, Asuka is in it

>>18323796
Is that what I think it is?

>>18323820
A WWE RAW cookie.

>>18323823
I thought it was a bar of soap.

>>18323416
video before the mania. "i have a plan"
a plan how to sell out and betray yourself again

>>18323870
it's a Summerlsam vignette
dumbass

>>18323870
>a plan how to sell out and betray yourself again
Are you talking about how she was tossed to the side and replaced?

>>18324062
does it change anything? when she intrigued her fans with another deception.
chicken hole

>>18323854
E-drones don't wash dey ass lil bro why would there be slopshop brand soap?

Kairi's pancake butt for breakfast

>>18320818
very sexual image

>>18325109
Washed down with a tall glass of fresh Asuia milk

will Kairi side with Iyo or with Asuka

>>18325371
*Asuka milk.
>>18325389
I don't think she'll be able to pick one over the other

>>18324300
>Fighting Beauty 2005/11/5 Shinkiba ~ Nishio Mika vs Kana "Is passion not enough?"

>Kana shouts "I want a hot match!"

>"Weekly Pro Wrestling Mobile Premium" 2005/11/23 issue (No. 1288)

i am a hot match enjoyer

>>18325682
passionate player

>>18325389
Kairi on a pole match incoming

>>18325814
based+same

>>18325682
babby Kana

>>18325682
>>18325814
Every Kana match is a hot match

>>18319668
I will take all my mags and scan them when I get back to work from vacation-

>>18326551
You da man bro

>>18326551
hella based

Asuka was definitely being a bit sussy towards Iyo here. Lil bro'ing her by calling her Iyo-chan, saying "good luck against YOUR friend Rhea Ripley"
And I love it!

Those damn gooners are at it again with the AI.....
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iNAoRB4oYho

>>18326573
YUCK!

>>18327655
TNA is not known for its visual players

I was reincarnated as a joystick in Asuka's arcade!

>>18325682
Even back then, she knew

Imagine moving your entire family from Japan to South Florida just to train in a shitty MMA gym.

>>18327655
>>18327975
yeah knock off the 2 walled blonde roasties on the right side of the photo and just MFF the kween and Xia. That would be fun I bet.

Imagine sitting in your computer chair all day shitting on other people who actually tried to do something with their lives.

>>18328041
Couldn't be me

>>18328015
pretty sure Giulia came with her husband and that's it

>>18328205
Wrong!

>>18328205
and her mother too I remember reading that.

>>18327202
this
sassy beyotch Asuka is the best

Asuka is a piece of shit with no self respect. She sells herself out like a prostitute

>>18329342
I just think she should be classy like the other joshi grannies and retire. She insists on hogging the spotlight from younger, more desirable players. Tamu would never!

>>18327985
this is your future

>>18312775
I bet she sucks dick like a champ

>>18329607
Tam may have bogged herself, but I need her to wriggle around on my dick like this after I lick her from clit to cornhole.

>>18319380
>>18319204
No in a Gravure she said she waxes often since she owns a beauty salon she can do it on the cheap.

>>18329607
Absolutely mogs Fatsuka. We love our puddin' here!

>>18329627
She's like a K-Pop idol! I love her!!!!

>>18329636
Tam is incredibly based and talented!

>>18329645
What a charismatic star! No wonder she drew more than WWE Evolution and Iyo Sky!

>>18329615
hella

>>18329598
So she has fucked fingers so do I because I actively played sports growing up something you would no nothing about.

>Kairi literally stuck in the middle trying to keep them united ant fighting
kek

>>18329690
yeah she got hers from catch wrestling training I think she's said
>>18329699 for >>18327202

>united ant fighting
lowest iq general

>>18329717
just a typo, meant to say "and not fighting

>>18329627
Asuka just doesn't understand she's old news. She is almost 50 and still trying to be a wrestler.

>>18329722
I think there is smoke to this. Hopefully there is

>>18329627
>>18329636
>>18329645
>3 in a row posts, one minute after another, all responding to each other
makin it waaaay too obvious there samefagbro

>>18329615
>>18329688
Chicks built like this always do

>>18329690
We love her mangled fingers here don't we bros

>>18329779
Get mogged schizo. We were discussing Tamu who is an A+ player

>>18329926
>is
was*

>>18329926
A+ player and Japanese hero unlike Fatsuka who was run out of her own country.

>>18329816
many a case

>>18329688
highly smoochable player

>>18329688
>>18329816
>>18330040
>>18330096
for me it's the big boober made for sloppy paizuri

>>18330411
I frequently imagine my dick sliding between her oiled up boobs.

>>18331680
lil Sally shooter

>>18331680
>The ones who finish third or fourth in the unit are the ones who make the most excuses.

>Those who have more potential than anyone else but can't take the first step should just hang around in their place forever.

>You decide your own path. Isn't that the minimum pride that anyone can have when they step into the ring?

>Am I clinging to the past? Can't you create something new?

>So, Momo Watanabe, have you created something? lol

>>18331927
moomoo has created many pasta dishes for dinner

>>18329868
We do!!

>>18331927
poor Momo getting destroyed

>>18332529
I will console her then play video games with her to help her get over those mean comments from Sally.

Just noticed this, but Cagematch links to Xia’s actual personal Facebook page:

https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=18830&gimmick=Xia+Li

Seems kind of weird. Her friend list is public and has a bunch of other wrestlers in it.

>>18332866
She friends with Sarray, Wendy Choo, and Zeda Zhang

GodAnon got banned again?

>>18329944
Why did fatsuka get ran out of Japan? Was she comsuming so much food that it was leading to starvation in such a small country? Were orca whales mistaking her for kin and accidentally beaching themselves too often?

>>18332873
>Wendy Choo, and Zeda Zhang
Time to go check out some thicc Asian candids, haha yesss

>>18332912
>GodAnon got banned again?
not sure if he did. I think he gets tired of the gimmick and posts normally.

>>18333118
reminder that Zeda has nudes

>>18333787
oh I seen em. Linked ITT recently actually.
Are there more than just those 2 from that leak site ?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J9jFdGnUWTY

How Kanako becomes Asuka

>>18333999
round

>>18334070
m e a t y

>>18333840
love these videos

>>18334575
minaaaaaa! <3

>>18334632
>>18334621
finna SEX

>>18334621
im ip banned on instagram what is it bros

>>18335249
the pic that was posted

=[ (Shit `n' Potatoes) ]=

=[ Why is That Funny Though? ]=

>>18335263
oh. silly me

>>18334621
>Song pick; Thin Lizzy-Dancing in the Moonlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TguVKVwqrwU
based tastes mommy

>>18335704
/ ~~~=[ {;Slassical Leon;} And Here's { To You Ada Wong ] |Mayu|< Eat Many More. ]}{

>>18335249
how do you get range banned from instagram lol

>>18337411
By being a weird creep

>>18337411
i don't wanna talk about it

>>18336664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAvhmmpwLbg

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>>18337766
GodAnon, you're back!!

>>18337589
that just makes us more curious

any ideas for the next OP?

>>18338068
How about either of >>18320696 or >>18327202
1st time in a long time all 3 were onscreen together. and possible >implications planted

>>18338203
okay. I'll work on new soon

NEW
>>18338257

>>18338260
based OPanon