>RAW Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuA

* CM Punk Promo
* Sheamus vs. Rusev
* Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross
* Roman Reigns Addresses Paul Heyman
* Becky Lynch Offers Valkyria SummerSlam Proposal
* World Tag Team Championship No.1 Contender Match: The New Day vs. The Creed Brothers vs. LWO

>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D6cug9-KT4

>Roman Reigns vs. RybAxel – 2-on-1 Handicap Match on RAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUGRugPkTY

This is a grim, grim, grim card so far holy shit
Dire even

>>18314937 (OP)

oh yeah, monday night, you know what that means!

>>18314937 (OP)
BBDWTOS

>>18314937 (OP)
U woke me up for this nigga? Go tf to sleep

>>18314951
yes

Is she gonna be featured? Heard she was gonna do some shit with guelia

>>18314947
I don't mean this in a racist way but ever since Kofi shaved his mustache he looks like an extra from Planet of the Apes

>Draws the house

>>18314947

>>18314937 (OP)
>Sheamus vs. Rusev

WHAT'S THE STORY

>>18315067
They should incorporate Ivy's role as the Creed's mother more prominently in the show.

>>18315070
They're big guys

>>18315081
But shes Gables pupil

>>18315070
banger
after banger
after banger
after banger
after banger
after banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDpfjAy--Lw

>>18315091
She can be two things

>>18314937 (OP)
>Roman Reigns vs. RybAxel – 2-on-1 Handicap Match on RAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUGRugPkTY

>>18315124
Based RyCHAD still getting mentioned

I'm shoot excited for raw

>>18314969
When tf did this happen? I'm so confused with these untapped matches. I try looking her up on the wrestler data base but it said Main Event was on for one match.

>>18314937 (OP)

>>18315105
No she can't

>>18315310
Why does he do this gay ass walk. My little brother does it

>>18314937 (OP)
>Sheamus vs. Rusev
Again? I like sheamus but who gives a shit

>>18314937 (OP)
BIRB

lmfaoo yall watch this shit?

>>18315426
couldn't be me

Buddy appears. TONIGHT.

Good house

>>18315413
That move is incredibly painful.

>>18315942
She sure makes it look effective!

>>18315935
It's sold out, everything showing right now is resale unless they want to open up the shit seats that they had open in December.
>mfw there are marks that bought the $3000 resale front row tickets

>>18315426
What time is Rampage on this week?

>>18314969
>going up one cup size
Why even bother?

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

>>18315081
Then they have a romance angle

OOOOOAHHHHHHH YESSIR

>WALL TO WALL AND I STILL AIN'T SOLD OUT

>>18316028
With her fridge mode ahh

>>18316218
But it says no tickets available

>>18314969
>>18316028
I'm glad she ditched the skirt. Never been a fan of girls that do this especially when the undershorts cover the same amount of the skirt. Especially when it's a tight skirt too.
If it's not spanx or a thong ala Mickie James, they should just wear shorts.

No women's match announced? This shows sounds kinda based.
>Becky Lynch Offers Valkyria SummerSlam Proposal
Nevermind. It sounds like absolute torture. Stop booking potato women together.

>>18314947
>>18314937 (OP)
LWbloW

>>18316658
Kys Iyofag

Gooner awaits

https://x.com/ArianeAndrew/status/1947044865952600216

>>18314937 (OP)
>* Sheamus vs. Rusev
>* Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross
WHY
I thought Sami was "out of action"??

>>18316768
I still don't get how Kross got over just because of a shit le worked shoot promo

>>18316769
Because he can talk and does funny faces.

>>18314937 (OP)
that raw intro sucks dick
this one is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-tq2oUUpwc

Not watching this slop and no one else is either

>>18316814
based LOST still drawing dimes

>RAW without liv morgan

>>18316805
I Like Across the Nation better yet for some reason I don't like it with certain eras of talent (maybe it's just shitty clips being used making me feel this way). I never really have this problem with Thorn in Your Eye, just kind of an evergreen song for wrestling.

>>18316805
Liv is the only one that fits in here because she looks like a straight Attitude era slut

>>18316814
This chart is legit SAD. Mid shows from 20 years ago are btfo Raw. And it's only gonna get worse. Imagine the numbers when Cena actually retires.

>>18316835
go back

>>18306066

>>18317081
You first

>>18288723

I'm ready

>>18315426
Yeah this is what Tony watches every week to steal his ideas from

Fuckk

>>18314937 (OP)
Nice finally Rusev gets a match with someone his size, I'm tired of seeing him demolish midgets, finally a good match for him

>>18317541
Ugly whores

>>18317541

>>18316814
Did Netflix really pay a 1 billion dollars for a show that doesn't even rank in the top 30?

>>18316179
based

>>18317789
They paid $5,000,000,000 for WWE programming that excludes Japan, Germany, France and several other countries with separate WWE deals. So the idea of "worldwide" doesn't mean much when we're seeing numbers that include every single country Netflix is available in but WWE isn't available everywhere.

>>18316179
Is LA Dimes officially on RAW now? Or is he moving back to Smackdown. Since Seff got KWAB.

Roxanne Raquel vs Bayley Lyra for
Tag belts. Bayley heel turn.

Did I completely miss something or weren't these Lyra and Bayley already beefing?

Is Tony Kwab of the Year x5 really posting on /pw/ SEETHING like a little bitch about WWE?

>>18318013
>>18318015
It's a 'can they coexist' match

>>18318013
>>18318015
We somehow went back in time to pre-Wrestlemania

>>18318015
I think there’s a difference between arguments and a full heel turn.

>>18318015
They are, but they're technically owed a title shot from mania.

Bayley is hiding her Mexican tits again

>>18318022
Anyone autists have that esoteric gif of a white rapper dancing with lights like this while he's holding a transparent shoe full of milk spilling everywhere?

>let's turn this chick that looks straight out of a hallmark Christian movie an evil heel

>>18318118
Bayley turns heel

>>18318118
Goofy Aahh dog

>it's another pretape Rhea segment
>after having her and Iyo work Corpus Christi and Edinburg
Big city marks BTFO again

>we're gonna get Punk and Gunther promo battles
Weird timeline

>>18318151
why do they even feature dom when they give him 2mins segments in the back only? when was the last time he wrestled? the injure is just to stall for liv return

>>18318165
and the funniest part is that Gunther is gonna mog him

>>18318118
you faggot simps have been begging for a heel turn for months and it’s not gonna happen, she’s gonna stay as boring as ever

>>18318022
Me when the bad bitches are on

>>18317508
>>18318118
>Becky's proposal is for her to rejoin her as her protege as stipulation if she wins
>they are now both officially heels and she takes her on another humiliation tour like the night where Lyra lost the title
>weekly humiliation rituals which turn weirdly sexual such as parading her around on a leash

>>18318287
They should tar and feather her for being a bird girl.

Fuck off to the bird general

BUT IF I FADE AWAY
THEN THAT SHALL GO
WILL I FIND SALVATION

Fuck off to the oinky general.

>>18318315
Kek he seethed.

>>18318347
Kek he seethed.

Why does Gunther need to get into a promo battle with Phil? He should simply laugh in his face and tell him he's going to old yeller his geriatric ass at SummerSlam

I watch for she.

>>18318513
I love my wife.

>>18317677
Turn off the memorial slideshow from your sister and mother's funerals

kek based birb shitting on Paul's nonsensical retarded booking

Like most other Netflix users, I will be watching Young Sheldon instead.

>>18318513
>>18318543

>>18318779
Kek

>>18318118
she's so boring
the only reason people care is because they feel bad

>>18318779
>She's a bird yet posted a cat gif
>Birds and cats are natural enemies
Bit esoteric, no?

>>18318831
she didn't post it, she quoted a tweet

>>18314937 (OP)
No Bron
No watch

>punk
>roman
finally the actual draws are booked instead of seths jannetty manlet faction

Creed Bros gotta win. They've been getting a bit over lately

>>18318940
when was the last time they were even on tv?
i think they're gonna win but not because they've been getting over lately, mostly because i just don't think they're gonna run the judgment day vs new day again so soon. and LWO without rey is just there to eat the pin, even though i like them.
although it'll be another weird heel vs heel thing if the sneeds win.
is this match happening at summerslam?

>>18316218
The big dog is a big draw

Who will the pirate princess injure today?

>>18319064
Rhea so she can stay home and eat some food.

>>18316768
>>18316769
If sami zane wins, it's over for kross sadly. If cawdy and punk ass wins at ss i'm out of this shit.

>>18319064
herself

https://x.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/1947407157416366221#m

>>18319064
I guess they could sic her on Naomi

>we are supposed to believe chez is a credible threat against gunther

>>18319127
Based Aunt Bayley

>>18319136
Based Daddy Punk hitting him with a shoot DDT.

>>18319136
>gif
LMAO i've never seen that, holy fucking kwab. Wwe makes me sick since they buried lesnar against a weakened cawdy. I hate watch highlights on youtube.
Man i miss the wwf so much bros.

I haven't watched raw since the one after mania. I heard gooner is champ again, so he's getting a big summerslam match right?

>>18319223
Yes but against this faggot sadly >>18319136

>>18319223
Against punk where he’ll lose it probably.

>>18319240
>>18319242
do the casual fans still cheer him?

>>18318139
Looks like her husband

>>18319255
Punk? Unfortunately yes. I hate him but I can't take that away from him

im a casual and i only root for roman reigns
1

I've noticed lately that a lot of cheering from casuals often goes to whomever is holding the belts. I think Roman holding the championship for so long broke wrestling in ways we won't fully understand for a while.

Evil fucking company. I loved adam pierce https://x.com/ScrapDaddyAP/status/1946957526903193604

>>18319300
randy orton almost gets the biggest pop every week and he hasn't held a title in years

>>18319312
what an asshole

>>18319312
>https://x.com/ScrapDaddyAP/status/1946957526903193604
he must be so over at 9gag

>>18314937 (OP)
what a dreadful card

>>18319371
This. No buddy sadly.

>>18319312
Qrd no way i click that link

Gunther dropping the belt to Punk at SummerSlam and making him a transitional champion again during a time where people are still chanting "You Tapped Out" at him may put him in contention for KWABOTY. At least top 10

has punk lost clean in a singles match since he came back?

>>18319388
>adam Pearce is dramatic and says something that people think means he’s stepping down
>it’s a Rick roll.

>>18319393
Goonther and cm chud is an awful SS match. Philetty should win though so we can see him injure himself and relinquish the belt.

should i watch raw tonight or play donkey kong

>>18319462
donkey kong

What are we snacking on fellas?

>>18319462
why not both?

>>18319483
I’m gonna eat those fruit roll ups that you get from sprouts and a Mexican hot chocolate protein bar.

Is this threadautist gonna have a melty when other people bake threads?

>>18319483

Main event taping #1 Kairi vs Ivy

>>18319509
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BASED

>>18319509
those are so good

>>18319512
IVY NO

>>18319483
Culo blanco

>>18319483

>>18314937 (OP)
Imagine watching this crap. But, but, it's better than AEW. Low ass bar. This shit sucks

I miss these so much bros.

Nails status?

HEY DR0NES!

BIG JUSTICE HAS BETTER SPEAR THEN JEY USO

(=

>>18319533
I was about to cut my toenails but I bent my front toe and half of it is cracked so I’m wearing a bandaid and I don’t have the patience for cutting them now until it’s healed.

>>18319539
it's than not then buddy

>>18319539
many people are saying this!

>>18319512
>Main event taping #1 Kairi vs Ivy
I literally saw this same match a month ago at RAW in Columbus. KWAB

>>18319533
Clipped and saved for my ritual.

Need 6 months' worth.

Death to WWE
Death to TKO
Death to E-drones

>>18319550
We love Buddy.

Paul Levesque

Triple H death dying suicide evil heart failure cardiovascular event arrhythmia blood guts darkness despair depravity self-loathing sickness sick plague mourning WWE TKO fail crash disaster manslaughter abyss abysmal hades hell damnation

Match 2: Penta vs Waller
Penta Godly over

>>18319560
>>18319569

>>18319569
>>18319560

>>18319560
>>18319569
hope your schizo spell works bro fuck tripleP KEK

IT'S TIME
IT'S VADER TIME

>>18319584
HHH has witches protecting him with hexes, he will be fine

>aewtists are reduced to casting witchcraft on wwe

>>18319583

>>18319598
brother he fired the witch and it made the other witch go so insane she forgot she was a witch

>>18319605
I love the shoulder shit he does. Anyone have the “4 letters one word uh uh stop” video?

>>18319300
what do you mean?, Naomi has been getting way better reactions since her heel turn because she made herself interesting again, which was months before the cash in, meanwhile the crowd is far colder to Gunther because he's a monster heel that ended Jey's reign cleanly

what is it tonight lads?

how long until we start?, I forgot the schedule

>>18319625
8 minutes.

AMPHIBIAN
IN MY SOUL
MY LEGS HOP OUT OF CONTROL
DO IT ALL TO FIND SOME BUGS TO EAT

>>18319483
I got some leftover pizza that I'll heat up during the show.

>>18319634
kek thats Toady Toads!

It's giga over for the Knightster. Maybe he'll get the IC belt.

>>18319625
soon

when's the draft?

>>18319569
>>18319560
slay

>>18319652
after summerslam

>>18319648
LA knight beat up Buddy over some chicken.

hi

Guys, what would (You) do in this event?

>>18319648
He'll beat AJ for it probably. Bro should've at least had a quick WHC run.

>>18315272
this was before last weeks smackdown iirc

>
Imagine fucking prime Lexi. Having this sexy little womanlet ride your cock. Her big fat ass bouncing. I don't know where I would cum. On her big fake tits. Her erotic tight belly. Her slutty feet. Her fat ass. Inside her. In her little mouth. On her face, her sexy nose. Her back. Her ass crack. In her shitcanal. I couldn't decide. Id cum everywhere and fuck her continuously till she's drenched in cum for being the sexiest woman in wrestling history. So small. So sexy.

My mom made me chorizo.

what's the fastest stream? baked or psp?

Reminder dr0nies look like this and get yelled at in public and blamed for things they didnt do but they sit there and take it like good little bitches.

>>18319676
why don't you have both open and compare them

>>18319685
both aren't streaming raw yet

>>18319694
alright well how about you wait 20 seconds until the show starts

Watch Stardom
Thank me later

BIG CUM

>>18319700
I watch the superior product, TJPW.

>>18319700
That's a fat, little hand.

>>18319700
>try watching it
>spamming piledrivers
>no selling
>30 ebin finisher kickouts
>no rhyme or reason for anything
It's AEW tier, bro.

WWE knows if people want to know what happened last week they can literally just watch the episode on Netflix anytime right? Why does every Raw start with a 5 minute recap?

stardom mogs tjpw

>>18319569
this fucking board

itt: aew trannies mad that RAW isnt held at Taco Bonito

OTC
OTC
OTC

>>18319671
stop watching so much porn, anon

i hate roman

>no DQ
why didn't Penta and Knight just stay in the ring and whoop Bron

Is Phil taking the title from Goon?

>>18319734
no, seth is cashing in

>>18319723
tjpw literally outdrew stardom today head to head

MY JETS ARE GOING TO WIN A LOT OF GAMES IN THAT STADIUM

Bron better show up tonighy. This card is fucking dire.

Look at the POWER of the OTC with a samoan drop on Medium-Size Bronson Reed!

So much rap nowadays. shit has go away heat

>>18319732
being a face reduces your IQ by 50

>>18319721
>It's AEW tier
It is now, yeah. They used to have SOVL but, now they chase Jew-stars.

>>18319700
Akira lost. No reason to watch anymore I'm afraid.

rkid

>becky getting a weaker pop than sami
it's actually over

>>18319740
and wwe outdraws them both

>>18319734
Probably. Hes passed his rituals

holy shit wwe is pathetic

VALETJ

>>18319747
oh right, I forgot about that

i hate this prison fag music

>>18319734
yes, then seff cashes, the same way Punk did to Jeff, book it haitch

BIG VALET AJ

BVAJ

GIGAPOP

Fucking AJ

stalker AJ is kino

from TNA to VALET

VALET BBAJ

Valet-J Styles!

cm cuck

I want to sleep and watch RAW tomorrow but I got a really bad case of the shits from some bad food I ate and now I'm forced to lay here with picrel tfw

>earth-shattering poo
oh no no no trannies

CP PHIL

I KNOW YOUR ANGUS
I KNOW YOUR FRIES

Man.... this is the WWE yall wont shut up about?

It's so.... gay... and bad.... bahahaha

>Punk still mega over despite the tranny hate online

chez is a saudi dick sucking tranny loving faggot

I hate phil so much

>>18319783
Kek

>>18319777
You need some laughs bro, it will make you feel better

GRAVESBROS

FRICTION MENTIONED

>>18319777
I have no stomach issues.

>Phil talks to Stu now
kino

>ran the gauntlet
>had a single match against someone who beat 4 other guys before that

are we gonna see super punk kick out everything against Gunther

>>18319788
>tranny loving
Nah that's me.

I heard Phil has real sate in Tony Khan's head

>>18319795
it's incredibly soulless
he will NEVER be big match john

>chez
Get this fucking faggot off my screen. Send him back to gayEW

>>18319785
>>18319780
we go over this every week. phil isnt over. the static and cult of personality is. and the ‘cm punk’ chant is

>>18319785
trannies love chez

>>18319791
one belly chuckle and that guy is gonna shit his pants

>>18319798
u love to see it

>please welcome semen punk

>>18319793
Vaquer’s thighs

Who the fuck is punk facing at mania?

>>18319792
Corey Gravesbros cannot stop winning
Also Friction mentioned

>>18319804
i would trade 1000 CM chezes for 1 kenny omega
need him so bad

>>18319783
I fucking kneel to his TNA match yesterday, crazy that despite all the drugs and alcohol Jeff still has better cardio and agility than Punk

>>18319796
It protected Bron but made Punk look bad. Should have had Punk come out 1 person earlier. Could have had Jey get jumped to explain why Punk won. Let them have a rematch later.

>>18319798
Well he did just completely dogwalk Bron before burying him. The only other serious guy in the WWE is Walter.

How can anyone think this guy is KWABOTY. He is still over who even cares about him betraying his gay libtard principles.

punk, don't lie
no one ever wanted to be heavyweight champion, everyone wants to be WWE champion

closing netflix until Chez is off so netflix knows I dont support faggots

It's weird seeing WWE with a packed crowd. I watched WWE regularly in 2018-19 and it was grim

>>18319814
Mania was months ago grandpa

Thia nigga looks worse than me and im a shoot alki

>>18319791
>>18319810
oh gamethread bros, you do cheer me up. Pray for my sheets

>>18319823
doesn't matter. tony is still a billionaire even though his promotion is failing. vince is still a billionaire even though he's excommunicated from the business he built. both still KWABs.

I have Punk's hairline and I'm 10 years younger than him... is it over?

>WWE Heavyweight Champion
kek what a dementia-ridden 47 year old

>>18319823
Smarks who loved Punk are shoot marks who believed every word he said and are deeply offended that he might pull some carny bullshit.

Punk's hands are a little calloused.

Fuck Phil, I didn't need to see a close-up of those yellow calluses.

Punk vs Gunther is gonna be an amazing match.

Punk's doing the Bret Hart thing. That confirms he's losing.

face phil feels so fake and forced

>>18319840
chez has had the exact same hairline since he was a teenager

>>18319827
Based. Tired of people here pretending to like cum punk just to own aew. He's a faggot

Punks promos make him very narcissistic

The E has only like 5 legitimate dime drawers left

HEIL GUNTHER

>>18319851
The eternal widows peak

GOONTAH

>>18319851
Crazy. Its literally exactly the same. Rare

Does the "Best in the world" gimmick still work if he's 45 years old and past his prime?

Gooner with the golf attire

GUN-THER
NANANA NAAA NA NA NAA NA
GUN-THER

Who did gunter beaten for his title the 1st time ?

>>18319851
GRIM

>>18319856
Just have Liv get a wardrobe malfunction and they'll have 3 more

They don’t book handicap matches anymore..

>>18319856
The dub zero, figures

>>18319865
Yeah. Because his athleticism declined but he uses veteran tactics now

>CM PUNK, YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

>>18319871
zesty priest

>muting the "you tapped out" chants

kek they literally ruined Gunther's entire aura with that 1 fuck up

Clown this pseudo-jewish fraud Gunther

Punk is beating Gunther and then Gunther is beating Cena at Survivor Series

>>18319808
Yup we do.

they really ruined gunthas aura with that mania lost to jey

>>18319870
Priest, last Summerslam when Finn betrayed him.

BLACK WOMEN ARE MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW

gooner needs to brutalize punk that's the only way these chants will stop

>>18319870
Priest

I love Gunther so much

USSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO

damn they hate gunther

>>18319878
damn is it already time for classic reforged remastered season of discovery hardcore classic TBC?

YOU TAPPED OUT

>>18319840
When you start losing hair from the top back of your head it's over.

>>18319901
Everyone hates Austrians

its just a sea of brown people

Gunter getting the Dirty Dom treatment

>>18319904
mop classic came out today (michaels of wow expansions)

new gamethread maker here?

UNLIKE YOURS IT'S NOT BASED ON WHAT THEY THINK, IT'S WORTHLESS
MY EGO IS BASED ON MY HIGHER CAGEMATCH RATING

crowds sounds so quiet

>>18319873
Houkago Teibou Nisshi season 2 when?

>>18319911
Kys Domfag

Yo thread bitch

New thread

Now

>Gunther will get you tapped out chants for rest of his career
Triple Nose buried him forever by making him tap out to the Yeet merchant.

>>18319918
hanging onto gooner's every word

>>18319912
>michaels of wow expansions

>>18319918
Turn your volume up.

they ruined gunther

>>18319912
that's fucking crazy to say about not WotLK

DEGENERATES

just read the manga bro

mid promo

>degenerates
kek

>>18319912
>mop
>michaels

vaq with the biggest pop of the show so far kekaroo

PUT SUBTITLES ON VAQUER

VA-KWAY

>>18319922
Did Dom personally piss in your cereal anon?

Solid promo. Nothing scathing but it got the job done

>doubles down on her racism
based black privilege

very generic promo

TRUE!!!!

>>18319949
>>18319949
>>18319949

>>18319949 new

what was that squawking noise after "Stephanie"

i expected a better promo desu

>>18319954
Ugly ahh nigga

kek based Naomi

>>18319972
MONITOR
ON
NOW

rusev is so dimeless