Thread 18317913

eat shit, drones.

>>18317913 (OP)
>high level mathematicians
Always nice to be around for the birth of a new /pw/ meme.

>>18317913 (OP)
dave has high level mathematicians, meanwhile the drones have switchblade69

>>18317913 (OP)
>high level mathematicians

>>18317913 (OP)
Dave has fuckin lost it fr

>>18317913 (OP)
who are these high level mathematicians?

>>18317913 (OP)
>high level mathematicians
This fucking guy KEK

>>18317913 (OP)
He's had high level mathematicians giving him the range of their cock

>>18317913 (OP)
how does he think sperging out on Twitter nonstop helps his failing business? At least the schizos here do it anonymously

>>18317913 (OP)
Yeah the range is between 0 and 47k.

>>18317979
kek

How fucking retarded do you have to be to think it takes high level mathematicians to work out ratings estimates

>>18317913 (OP)
That mathematicians name? Sheldon Cooper

>>18318002
ah the ace of aew

you retards are getting worked by Dave's dry sense of humor

>>18317998
in this xeet Dave explicitly says that it's not hard to figure out but then also says that he's had NASA engineers look into it so idk

>>18317913 (OP)
>Of course we don't know the exact numbers
Then why is this fucking nigger saying 500k every single week for months now?

>>18317913 (OP)
>high level mathematicians
Is this the new internal memo?

>>18317913 (OP)
>when your bullshit propaganda gets exposed by everyone and you need to resort to plan B saying high level mathematicians have to figure out the ratings
(((Dave Pilpul Meltzer)))

>>18318007
>he's being retarded on purpose!
Davedrones really are the biggest marks of /pw/

>>18317913 (OP)
>High level mathematicians
This the guy whose """""""""opinion"""""""""" is the tranny's gospel.

>>18317913 (OP)
Why doesn't he link the high level mathematicians?

>>18317913 (OP)
What does Terrance Tao think of the Demo?

>>18317913 (OP)
who are the high level mathematicians, Dave?

>>18318050
The same reason why he doesn't link the polls proving hundreds of thousands of people watch AEW on Max: they don't exist.

Dave returns to the top rope for another finisher

>>18318016
>seething about WWE
>british """"person""""
many such cases

>>18318072
Dave's cope is so retarded it's crazy

>>18318072
>business upswing
>running mexican restaurants and the ECW arena
hmm

>>18317913 (OP)
They are high though

>>18317913 (OP)
he is just pretending to be retarded right

>>18318072
>business upswing
uhhhhh where?

>>18318072
Why does anyone alive but Dave Meltzer care about Dave Meltzers person opinion on what's better than what? If you like AEW, cool. If you like WWE, cool. If you like both or neither that's also cool. Why is this even a thing?

>>18318072
>major business upswing
AEW has no business. It still hasn't made a cent.
>tremendous Dynamite shows
588k.
>great match quality
LOL. AEW has literally the lowest match quality in modern pro wrestling.

>>18318122
Because dave is a quasi-famous figurehead that people can latch onto to fuel their opinions.

>>18317913 (OP)
>high level mathematicians

he's lost his fucking mind

>>18317913 (OP)
I love laughing at this retard

>>18318072
>mexico tour

wasn't it one show? don't those mexican shows usually sell well

>>18317913 (OP)
The business will be better once this dude is dead

>>18318072
Shills gotta shill

I COME FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY

>>18317913 (OP)
He'll never reveal who these high level mathematicians are. Also, this shit ain't rocket rocket science. You don't have to be high level at all to do this

>>18317913 (OP)
>Meltzer lying again
davebros why does he keep embarrassing us

>>18318237
The NBA comparison is literally all you need. You can figure it out based on the rating NBA does on tv compared with streaming and then take AEW's tv rating and drop it by the same percentage. Its like 7th grade level math

Jerker thread

>>18318273
>Its like 7th grade level math
Bro per Dave we need high level mathematicians

>>18318273
Totally agree. I remember there was a rumor that Dynamite's debut on Max got 17,000. That seems accurate based on what the NBA draws on Max

Even Lyra knows this is bullshit and she can’t even do the maths

>>18318286
>17,000
Yeah well it's 30x that now and if you disagree, the fat faggot reddit-spacer will scan all your posts for typos and call you SER

>>18318273
If Dynamite was doing equal viewers on TV as it did on MAX it'd statistically be one of the most successful shows ever and yet neither AEW nor WBD ever speak of it. Also these mythical 500 thousand only watch Dynamite.and not Collision which can't even find a stable time slot. Very believable!

>>18317913 (OP)
That's all Dave "the retard" Meltzer ever does, isn't it.
Empty appeals to authority only he ever sees.
>I've done this for 40 years, so if my dementia says AEW sold 6 gorillion tickets, it's TRUE. No sources, but I've done this for 40 years now.
>We have a high-level AEW archmage here who told me about all them viewer numbers.

>>18317913 (OP)
he really thinks cagematch ratings are a meaningful business metric

>>18317913 (OP)
Bunch of low level mathematicians ITT

>>18318412
This. All 100 WON subscribers say they watch on Max. That obviously means they're getting 500k. It's no different than Nielson's methodology

>>18318408
I’m sorry that you’re not a high-level mathematician.

>>18318273
>Its like 7th grade level math
yeah because you're using low level mathematics while Dave is using high level mathematics.

>>18318634
This. Only high level mathematicians ITT only please.

>>18317913 (OP)
Doing multiplication AND division? Only high level stuff

>>18318678
I checked the numbers and exponents of the equation and they all equal to over 6 million viewers.
t. high level mathematician

>>18317913 (OP)
youre all laughing, but when dave casts level 5 death on the entire field youll see

>>18317967
they do it once they learn that Dave is a guest lecturer at Stanford, which I think is how he introduces himself

>>18318280
you need to go back

>>18317913 (OP)
what level are they tho? I'm a level 76

roll for your mathematics level last 2 digits

>>18318824
High level

>>18318901
>01
KWAB

>>18318906
>06
Oh nonononono

>>18317913 (OP)
Not american. When people talk about these tv ratings, is this a channel that's free to watch? or do you have to pay for it to access like streaming?

>>18318824
finner

When Meltzer dies we will finally be free and AEW will probably file bankrupcy within a year of his death.

>>18318966
2 more weeks

>>18318961
>61
not high enough for Dave fraid so

>>18317913 (OP)
>high level mathematicians
Is this Solo's next feud?

>>18317913 (OP)
i read this as dave mocking people sarcastically for saying it was low am i a low level linguist?

>>18319122
you're just a high level meltzer apologist

>>18317913 (OP)
>high level mathematicians

>>18318072
He thinks his gold stars are like "the movie awards"

>>18318122
Lolcow, just like his boss Tiny

>>18318824
kek look at all these mathlets

>>18319339
>39
ouch

dave genuinely has to be not only on the spectrum but sub-80 IQ. i guess it's not surprising considering he's a wrestling fan.

>>18317913 (OP)
Do these same high level mathematicians calculate the Netflix numbers for WWE? If so, can they explain why AEW and WWE both went to streaming but according to Dave, AEW gained viewers while WWE lost viewers? Can Dave explain or better yet post their process of estimating the numbers? Can we know who these high level mathematicians are?

this guy is such a fucking lolcow, 100% he's on the spectrum

>>18319594
he's just your typical aewtist

>>18319587
You wouldn’t understand these high levels of mathematics. Please understand.

>High quality mathematicians
>My neighbor knows a guy from college

Dave's a fucking joke

>>18318192
Outdated info. Tony gave the EVPs and Jericho 10% a piece. Mox has 5%. Dave, Dustin, Kaz, and Hangman were given 3% each. I've heard rumor that Schiavone has 3% too.
When Cody left, he had to sell his shares. Dave bought them. Same for Kaz. That puts Dave up to 16%.
On some podcast, I can't remember which ome, Jericho said he made a bet with Dave and lost his shares.

>>18317987
kek

>>18321514
>t.low level mathematician

>>18317913 (OP)
Um, hey math guy. Like, show your work, bro. That's, um, like, all we ask

>>18317987
what level mathematician are you

>>18317987
Study math and get back to me.

>>18318824
Highest level here

>>18322693
GET OWNED NERDS

Dave would know a lot of high level mathematicians from his time as a tenured guest lecturer at Stanford

>>18322795
Dave is a tenured faggot and that’s a shoot brother

>>18322795
do you think Dave emails serious people from Stanford asking them to analyze whether or not his wrestling show is getting 500k viewers on a marginal streaming service? does he provide them the raw data from the F4W boards? we need these questions answered

>>18322901
Didn't the NBA get like 42,000?

>>18322918
I think so, but I've been gaslighted so much that I need to ask a high level mathematician to confirm

>>18317913 (OP)
> high level mathematicians
These are them

>>18322889
Imagine paying tens of thousands of dollars to learn about sports management or whatever the fuck and Dave Meltzer of all people is your teacher.

>>18322901
He’s literally melting down

>>18322918
Does Dave ever even acknowledge this, it completely destroys his high max ratings narrative

Dave's high level mathematicians :

1. "The Genius" Lanny Poffo
2. Scott Steiner
3. Bobby "The Brain" Heenan ( contacted him via ouija board)

See gif for exclusive clip of the calculation process used by these men

>>18322901
Dave is crashing out

>>18317913 (OP)
as opposed to a low level mathematician??
what? by very definition, to be a mathematician at all you need to be "high level".

>>18323201
you wouldn't understand. study Stanford and then get back to me

>>18322901
he's lost his mind defending his toy fed

Really insane for people to care this much about made up streaming numbers even the tv numbers are somewhat based on fact but with streaming there's no proof of anything

>>18322901
It's not even worth trying to "argue" against him. It's like arguing with someone who doesn't believe the sky is blue.

>>18319190
They are, except movie awards usually have more than one jew in the committee.

kek do AEWtrannies really worship this demented retard? no wonder AEW is going down the shitter

>>18318072
is the major business upswing in the room with us right now?

>>18324651
Dave can just make shit up

>>18318072
>tremendous Dynamite shows
Most levelheaded AEW fans will admit the weekly shows have been mid and the PPVs are good. Dave's going full cult leader, it would appear

>vageta what’s the degree from Stanford say about his mathematician level
>ITS OVER 500,000

>>18317913 (OP)
>high level mathematicians

>>18322901
>streaming numbers are never reported and there's no way to know what they are
>high level mathematicians know that aew is getting a bajillion viewers on Max
which one is it Dave

I consider myself a mid level mathematician

>>18324909
then GTFO that's not good enough for Dave

Dave is what aewtists use to cope about aew's abject failure btw

>>18317913 (OP)
>you now need to do quantum mechanics to claim AEW drew a milly

>>18317913 (OP)
Trust me, guys, I have high level mathematicians. I don't just make things up and charge gullible nerds $14.99 per month for nothing.

The problem with Dave is that hes made to be this wrestling guru but ultimately hes not a smart guy. So people are constantly laughing at this dumb takes and blatant shilling for the side he emotionally favors.

>>18325609
He's the same as cornette, wrestling guru from a bygone era. He is amazing for history, but on advice and on current happenings you should be very skeptical.

>>18322959
He just vaguely says it was disproved and that the NBA does much higher numbers than that. Don’t think he’s ever provided any data for that though.

>>18325609
the problem with Dave is that he's a fuckin liar

>>18317913 (OP)
How do I level up my mathematicka? I'm only level 7 and its a slog. Any good farming tips?

>>18325941
subscribe to WON it's only 20 bucks a month or whatever but you'll be rubbing shoulders with the top minds in the world in a variety of fields

Based Daveola

>>18325711
Sorry that you’re not a high-level mathematician.

>>18325596
lmao

>>18325711
KWALLM (kek what a low level mathematician)

post the formulas Dave

>>18326090
underrated

I got this my sisters
I'm posting from my quantum computer
Crunching the data and will include the demos for you sickos once completed
>t.advanced equations theorem professor at Duke uni

For me, it's the Fourier Transform

>>18329277
>level 58 maths
That won't make it with Dave, kiddo.

>>18329277
All of this just to get 588,000?

>>18329383
Actual mathfags are weird as fuck, I'd rather be associated with engineering chads.

>>18329277
WTF are these hieroglyphs? What’s the equation for you losing your virginity?

>>18329574
saying that on a pro wrestling board full of gay virgins is pretty bold, anon

>>18329574
Sigma is just addition, integral is adding a bunch of tiny pieces together

Should we ask Scott about the true AEW ratings number?

>>18329872
Scott Steiner is genuinely smarter than Dave

Just listened to Cornette and Meltzer talk about the Montreal Screwjob... i hate to say it but Jim dogwalked his ass...

AEWchads can we please get a read on Corny's mathematicka level??? It's reading off the charts for me...

>>18330078
Surely your scanner is incorrect.

>>18318072
As years goes by, Jim cucknette gets proven right, that Dave is a fart sniffling sellout fag.

>>18317954
So you don't know

>>18330089
truth right here

>>18330572
he's got a face like an oatmeal cookie

>>18326090
nice one lol

>>18331728
stop being antisemitic