Thread 18319688

Kidd Bandit has announced that once he gets his penis removed that he will retire from professional wrestling after his ceiling was appearing on a few AEW dark matches.

>>18319688 (OP)
[41% news]

>>18319688 (OP)
>gone forever
As soon as he sees and smells that axe wound, he'll be gone forever alright.

>>18319688 (OP)
>AGP freak get xhir dick chopped off
It's for the better. Only HSTS queens deserve their girlcocks. AGP ogres are all potential rapists.

>>18319820
lol

>>18319702
>>18319702
>>18319703
>>18319913
Bandit has fucked more 10/10 goth baddies than you could in 5 lifetimes lol

>>18319688 (OP)
>but I'm going to be hole thanks to wrestling

>>18319940
More like 4/10 "goth" baddies and the "bad" is to be taken literal here.

>>18319820
based
>>18319940
he aint gonna fuck you big dawg

>>18319688 (OP)
So this is how the story of the "protagonist of wrestling" ends. KWAB. Good riddance.

>>18319688 (OP)
>I'm going to be whole after I have my dick and balls removed

You losers wouldn’t last a fucking day with dysphoria lol

>>18319940
Yeah and guess what that makes him? It makes him an AGP freak. It's funny how they always want to be women until it comes to acting like women or liking men. They just want to intrude on female spaces and be creepy and make it worse for the rest of us actual trans women.

>>18320118
WELCOME BACK
WELCOME BACK
WELCOME BACK

>>18319688 (OP)
This man is mentally ill. He's a danger to himself. We unironically shouldn't allow procedures like this, let alone encourage them.

>>18320145
>This man is mentally ill He's a danger to himself
but enough about the average poster here

>>18320113
Big dog I’ve said horrendous shit two inches from the mirror, what would dysphoria do that life already hasn’t

>>18319688 (OP)
>getting his genitals cut off and replaced by a gaping, stinking wound that'll constantly try to close itself because his body will rightfully interpret it as damage and he'll have to shove object up it every day so the wound stays open
Kek he's totally gonna commit suicide

>>18319688 (OP)
holy fuck this retard is actually gonna ruin his life over his fetish

>>18319688 (OP)
Kidd I know you post here.
Don’t do it.
It’s just mutilation.
You WILL miss it.
Nothing wrong with being a trap

>>18319688 (OP)
>”despite all the bullshit I went through”
>got star treatment like six months after training bc he paid for the nightmare academy boost
>got colt and omegaman to support him after coming out
>pushed hard in DPW from jump
>pushed on indies
>traveled out of the country
>zero1 run
>AEW spotlight despite being green as hell
>idgaf if it’s speculation, I know he fucked fans
>Europe tour where he’s crushing puss
>”all the bullshit I went through”
Did the Buff stuff fuck him up that bad?

>>18319688 (OP)
>getting his genitals cut off and replaced by a gaping, stinking wound that'll constantly try to close itself because his body will rightfully interpret it as damage and he'll have to shove objects up it every day so the wound stays open
Kek he's totally gonna commit suicide

>>18319940
And he's gonna cut off the equipment he used to fuck them, because...?

I don't hate trooners like most of the board but cutting off your cock is demented. if gender really is a spectrum then why in God's name do you need to mutilate yourself to be a woman?

>>18319688 (OP)
I would blame this on CTE, but that would be insulting to people with real CTE.

>>18320480
He's not a trap. Dude is not tricking anyone.

>>18320503
Oh gee idk maybe because troonism really truly is a mental illness?
>le spectrum
Fuck outta here with your reddit words

I usually get sad when trannies want to cut off their cock but this retard deserves to lose his. It will reduce his sex drive to 0 and he finally see that he never had any gender dysphoria and was just a porn addicted degenerate.

>>18319703
That's not really the case anymore. They've gotten real close to perfecting the surgery from what I understand, whether the people here like it or not. From what I hear they have sensitivity and can cum and everything now.

>>18320528
I said "if" because that's a belief that these people commonly hold. I'm saying these ideas are incompatible. Your reading comprehension needs some work lil bro

>>18319688 (OP)
Hate that nigga.

>>18319688 (OP)
Love this lil nigga

>>18320598
You are getting meme'd on lil bro please don't chop off your willy.

>>18320145
True but too much money to be made.
Reagan closed the asylums just in time for internet to exist.

>>18319688 (OP)
I support everyone getting their weiner cut off. More weiners cut off less reproduction.

>>18319820
huge pop!

It's always hilarious the makeup and filters he used to try and pass.

>>18319702
Can't wait till he ropes himself
going to be much celebrating on here.

>>18319688 (OP)
>nah I'm out after I-
We've heard this a dozen times and he always comes crawling back. It's the boy who cried wolf at this point.
>maybe I won't get signed
I don't know what's more delusional. Him thinking he passes for a woman, or thinking that someday a major promotion will sign him.
>then I'm gone forever!
He's unironically the most chronically online wrestler. He'll never be gone forever.

Maybe I’m just old but I’ve never once thought about cutting my dick or balls off intentionally and paying money for that. What the fuck

living her dream after inspiring ours

>>18319688 (OP)
He should get his dick cut off in the ring as a spot, would be mega dimes

>>18320598
They're bullshitting you because it's such an obvious impossibility, but troonbux are just too good to pass up.

Reading about his suicide is going to be a good day

>>18319688 (OP)
He doesn't have the guts to go through with it.

>>18319688 (OP)
Kidd Bandit is joining the 41%?

>>18322996
He won't have the balls to do it soon.

>>18319688 (OP)
It always amazes me to think about the fact that there's a surgery where they slice your penis in half and then invert it inside your body, creating a festering, bleeding wound, you have to fuck daily in order to keep the wound from closing, and that somehow society has gotten so insane that this isn't seen as a barbaric torture method but as a valid surgery.

Like what the fuck

>>18320118
based hsts angel

>>18319688 (OP)
They don't remove your penis in bottom surgery, they invert it inside your body to turn it into a frankensteined monstrosity of a vagina, like some body horror shit

>>18319688 (OP)
I wanna knock her up

>>18319940
That part

>>18323594
Think I’d rather go blind than sign up for that shit

>>18323619
Isn't it wild that trannies are so hilariously not like women that this is the best he can look? Like, with make-up on, a hundred filters, and a perfect camera angle, he "kind of" looks like a woman if you squint your eyes

And you can still tell he's a man. Now imagine how ugly and manly he is in real life lmao

>>18323633
Kek you're really telling on yourself here anon.

>>18323633
Kek, this.

>>18323633
I would pity trannies, if they weren't all also pedophiles

>>18320389
probably cut off your dick and then say horrendous things to yourself 0 inches from the mirror because cutting your dick off will get you two inches closer to that mirror again i guess?

>>18320598
>They've gotten real close to perfecting the surgery from what I understand


no, no they haven't troonie

>>18319688 (OP)
Sad news indeed!

>>18319688 (OP)
Freak.

>>18319940
trvke

>>18319940
>>18323619
>>18325088
Sup Kidd Diddler

>>18319688 (OP)
*hole

>>18320118
go away, there is no such thing as a "trans woman". Such a person is a confused male. Nobody cares about your looney troon acronyms and they won't prevent you from being tossed in the gas chamber like gypsy thieves. I feed trannies to grizzly bears, sharks, and crocodiles.

>>18325125
We love and respect HSTS here, chud.

>>18320118
please be my gf

>>18320598
>From what I hear they have sensitivity and can cum and everything now.
heard this before. there is so much pre- and post-rationalisation kek.

>>18319688 (OP)
Another angel loses their wings...

>>18322612
faggot

Grim

>>18320598
shut the fuck up retard you're actively ruining lives with this mentality

>>18319688 (OP)
trannies are so disgusting

>>18325258
Kidd Diddler is anything but an angel.

>>18325347
Kill yourself you worthless blood cursed eastern world descended creature faggot

>>18320598
>From what I hear

>>18320578
Pops me every time

>>18323619
Nice track marks

>>18325821
That's literally what I heard from somebody who is very knowledgeable on the subject. I think maybe a lot of you guys are treating this like early heart surgeries or something.
>Yeah, it's 1978 and these surgeries are perfected now, but back in 1960 they were butcher jobs that never worked, so clearly...
It just seems like a really retarded argument these guys have.

>>18319688 (OP)
kek

>>18326398
>That's literally what I heard from somebody who is very knowledgeable on the subject.
Your lover?

>>18320598
Do it!

>>18320598
Sup Bandit? I will celebrate when you kys

Bro pit your cock on the line in a cock on the poll match with Jim bro

>>18320598
>That's not really the case anymore. They've gotten real close to perfecting the surgery from what I understand, whether the people here like it or not.
It depends on the surgeon, but yes. Here's someone who's had SRS: https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/18cff32/my_vagina_is_7_months_old_i_had_surgery_with_dr/

You can look up countless more on that sub, the results vary but there's a bunch that end up looking very convincing.

Reminder she's living a life and getting poon you can only dream of, little chud incels

>>18326865
>she's

>>18326865
nobody wants any of the degenerate shit you're involved in, kidd.

>>18326706
>still has to dilate
>all the comments saying this is an exceptionally good result
lol

>>18326966
It is a fantastic result, you're just being contrarian.

>>18326865
Those are two men.

>>18326865
No one here dreams of hideous mentally ill yurotrash sluts.

>>18326865
>has to film and post about literally every single interaction that he has with foids and other troons
You can tell that all the time in his early to mid 20s where he got no action left deep scars inside his psyche not to mention how much deep shame he felt for being fat during that time. That insecurity will never go away.

>>18320113
Gender dysphoria isn't even real lmfao
You will never be a woman, get over it

>>18326974
Mutilating your own genitals for a barely functioning substitution is not a good result by any stretch of the imagination.

>>18323619
I want to anal her booty hole

>>18320113
>you losers wouldn't last a fucking day with depression and suicidal ideation
People do literally every single day.

>>18319688 (OP)
Good, mentally ill people should willingly remove themselves from the gene pool.

>>18319702
LMFAO

>>18319820
>I don't wanna be buried in a troon cemetery
>I don't wanna change my name again, oh no no no

>>18322757
He's not even passable

>>18319940
He fucked the same amount of 10/10 goth baddies as most people, that being zero

>>18319940
The only goth baddie that Kidd Bandit could pull is Cornette's wife

>>18326706
>Showing off bottom surgery
>Records himself rubbing himself like a pornstar instead of anything resembling normalcy

Not beating the AGP allegations, here. Will never not be a fetish.

>>18326974
A horrifying facsimile simulavagina will never be "fantastic" by any stretch of the imagination.

What's the obsession with this tranny? Do you guys just wanna fuck him or become like him or what?

>>18328582
Bitchtits is a tranny. HE looks up to Butt Bandit

>>18326398
>That's literally what I heard from somebody who is very knowledgeable on the subject
No it isn't lmao

>>18328582
He's just an interesting trainwreck to talk about.

>>18326706
>there's a bunch that end up looking very convincing.
Hey guess what, anon? No matter how "convincing" it looks on the outside it's still a gaping wound with no sexual function that smells like shit and death. You will never be a woman.

>>18328582
Troons make for great lolcows

>>18319688 (OP)
That's fucking disgusting

>>18328655
Sounds like a real pussy to me

Is this the guy who got VENY drunk and unconscious in his apartment?

Onlyfans soon?

>>18329119
Hopefully. Shes starting to blossom into a beautiful woman

>>18327092
didn't he meet that camwhore back when he was in his mid 20s that started camwhoring right after she turned 18 and they were gonna get married but just recently broke up?

>>18328595
bitchtits is what you see in the mirror every day

>>18319820
kek

>>18326974
thr point is everyone is saying that's an unrealistically good result
most wounds aren't going to look at all like that

>>18319688 (OP)
>cut penis off
>kills himself
every single time

>>18319688 (OP)
>I have a vagina now

300+ reply thread. This site is obsessed with trannies.

>>18329400
>woman
Anon, I...

Good for her. Too pure and innocent for wrestling. How are you going to get carnied by a college student who lives with her mom?

>>18328335
kek
jimbo commentating from the cuck chair would be ripe

See, if I was a MtF, I'd keep the dick to surprise people. Why? Because. I wouldn't need a reason.

Has Veny had bottom surgery?

>>18331275
I think they only got their balls removed.

>>18331694
Based. I hate when a guys balls smack against mine

>>18320118
イヨちゃんが大好き

>>18325821
Splettnet.net

>>18331694
In Japan, you can be considered a woman legally if you get castrated.

>>18331734
Until like 3 years ago you needed to get your dick removed too to be considered a woman in Japan.

>>18330476
>laugh at some dumb retard
>obsessed
What HRT does to your brain

>>18331694
there’s only one of them feggit
he isn’t a tag team

>>18331885
I didn't use any plural here. I'm just not sure what their pronouns are.

I wonder what kind off fucked up journey this dude went through to come to this conclusion where he wants to wear a dress and cut off his cock for the rest of his life

>>18331999
It's called being a porn addicted coomer.

>>18331999
He's a weeb. It's inevitable

>>18322722
One of the most brutal burials of all time.

>>18319688 (OP)
>be sexpest whose entire life revolves around fucking trashy alt groupies
>decide to cut off dick
Make it make sense.

>>18319688 (OP)
Freakazoid.

>>18319688 (OP)
Dire.

>>18319688 (OP)
This news isn't really good or bad, because Kidd Bandit only wrestles for tiny feds that no one watches. It doesn't affect me at all because I won't watch any company that employs this scum.